ROAST TIME. Roast me.

>>717860279
Your hair is too black

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>>717860279

>>717860637
Damn this is good
Respect anon

>>717860637
Fucking /thread

>>717860279
stop acting like you're some confident faggot while you're just sitting there behind your screen right now probably intoxicated. I don't usually hate people, but your kind always triggers me. You're probably constantly asking yourself why your own mind is so different and "alien" compared to others. Well let me tell you, you are a cancer. Literally everyone can see you for what you are just by looking into those pathetic insecure eyes. Instead of hoping that you're ever going to get a partner you might as well just kill yourself right now. Actually, I dare you to kill yourself right now.

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>>717861179

>>717861179
>Describing everyone on /b/

>>717861179
that's actually pretty good

>>717861179
I wanna kms now and i'am not even OP

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>>717861179
Fuck you. Let's see your hot tub.

>>717861179
ouch

>>717861904
nice

>>717861904
nice

>>717862136
>>717862235
Samefagging

>>717861904
if you have to show off that you're rich to get attention and people to like you you're already beyond saving, because its probably all you have judging by that fugly face of yours. And you and your mother in a hot tub and her taking pictures of you being half-naked isn't going to prove anything. Even this samefaggotry >>717862136 >>717862235 just proves how big a faggot you actually are.
Next time if anyone asks me which kind of people repel me I'm gonna show them a picture of that thing you call a face.

>>717862595
*lurking

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>>717862595

>>717860279
You have my haircut, you dumb faggot.

>>717861179
>>717862595
>>717861904
post more op, this is good

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>>717862595
So much anger. What happened, did daddy touch you? Did society fail you?

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I love roasts.

You have a good look going bro. Keep it up man. Have a good life friendo

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>>717861179

>>717863113
Hello MTV, my name is Stephen and welcome to my parents crib, this is my Hott..
>SON!
OUR hottub, moving on the house... mate what is it that you're trying to prove here? You're even trying to draw the attention away from your ugly face by pointing at the hottub, but it ain't really working.. I mean I know I'm not that confident either, but I don't need to show off how rich I am just to look cool to my fake friends which love me for my money.. oh wait.. it isn't even your money, is it? well to bad op. Good luck killing yourself

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>>717862595
My guess is your self resentment is so great that it spills out onto other people. You look at a photo online of someone better looking than you and it triggers your own insecurities. Sorry faggot, I won the genetic lottery.

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>>717864091
The reason you don't show off how rich you are is you have no money. You have no mansion... you have no hot tub.

Let's see some pics of you now.

>>717864743
It's over man he rekt you

>>717864091
>SON
kek'd
saving thread

>>717864743
holland?

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>>717865594
Lazytown

>>717864091
demand moar roast

where's he run to?

>>717864743
inb4 on BBC
GUY ENDS UP KILLING HIMSELF AFTER ASKING TO GET "ROASTED" ON RANDOM IMAGE BOARD

>>717864743
Let's see some pics of you now. SAD! how much of an numale are you ?

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>>717866053
fuck off cunt

>>717863113
Nah, I gotta say he's maybe a 6/10 and him waving money around really does show how completely insecure and devoid of personality he really is. Money will get you friends for a time, but they don't want you, they want the benefits of knowing you.

>>717864743
You asked for someone to roast you and now you're mad that someone actually hurt you.
It doesn't matter though because this is just an elaborate bait

>>717860279
Goddamn recessive ginger looking motherfucker trying to blend in. Looks like some shit in your fan and you were like "I like it this way." When you eventually choke to death on 2 dog dicks you're not even gonna go to hell cuz your ephemeral ass doesn't even have a soul like you're just here to fuck things up and then vanish with your high-pitched voice squeaking like a gagging bird. Ain't nobody gonna love you unless they like never leaving the house. Go get your diseased looking skin bleached cuz you got a thousand tiny assholes all over your body

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>>717866308
Pure alpha. Like a mountain gorilla. Where are the pictures?

>>717866552
Krakow if yoy live in Poland you already lost

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>>717866568
> OP as a child

>>717866568
Top zozzle, noice one anon

>>717860279
Nobody can't roast you because you look like a perfectly healthy trap

>>717864743
Again with the money. This is starting to make me feel bad op. As if you literally have nothing in life, just your parents money. And if that wasn't enough you're also turning grey. I'd say that within 2 years you'll look at least 20 years older then you do now. Of course you can start dying your hair, well if you ever want to get that .1% chance of getting a girlfre.. uhh, gold digger.. well its better then nothing, right op?

>>717864743
>you have no hot tub

Dying

>>717866552
Lemme at the boi puss anon

>>717860279
I bet you have a girlfriend... with a PENIS!
Ha roasted

I can't, i was raised to treat females with respect.

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>>717866889
Don't care. I'll just use their money to get a face lift. You cunts already think I look like that lazy town clown. I've got a perfectly good gold digger already, she uses me for money I use her for pussy. In twenty years i'll be fucking 20 year olds and you'll be scraping the crust off of your wife's menopausal cunt.

>>717867014
LOL YOU HAVE NO HOT TUB XDDDFDFF

Did OP have to run and cry?

>>717866688
benefits of having money. I can travel to third world countries whenever I like.

>>717867278
I think it took him a moment for a comeback, he had to go look up what menopausal meant.

>>717867253
>being this cuck

>>717867253
>watch me get mad and insecure for something people said on the Internet so I start to flaunt my money to impress people on 4chan
I honestly can't deal with the remote thought of this not being bait

>>717860279
Seriously, faggot? I follow that guy on instagram and so do thousand of people. Dumbfuck.....

>>717867401
Yeah and you can be alone in all those places too. All those pics and not one shows you and another person engaged somehow with each other

>>717860279
You look like the cucked gay son of Bruce Campbell.

>>717867253
and then when op turns 30 he realizes he has literally accomplished nothing in life.. and kills himself
-the end-

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>>717867253

>>717867253
as if a facelift would change anything about that.. thing.
I recommend a full face transplant

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>>717867585
Who is taking the pictures of me if i'm alone? Never alone if you're in a tub.

Where's yours? Where's the tub?

>>717866568

>>717868018
>>717862595
>you and your mother in a hot tub and her taking pictures of you being half-naked isn't going to prove anything
Bye op

>>717860279
I know you want a roast but I can't help but tell you that you are incredibly cute

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>>717868594
rate thread tomorrow

>>717867584
Who is he? I want to follow as well

>>717868594
don't bother anon, op will only settle for good looking gold diggers

ITT: OP with multiple personality disorder

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It's been fun, but he's run. I've won. I survived the roasting.

>>717869461
keep saying that to yourself op.

>>717868829
He was fucking with you.