What an eggcellent thread.

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tfw not presently experiencing suspension bondage

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>>717847454

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>>717847514

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>>717847545

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>>717847437
Come see me, we can rectify this.

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>>717847584

>>717847584
How can I achieve such body type? Such rear?

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>>717847616

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Are fleshlights/tengas worth it? I'm thinking about getting one on the cheap if I can...

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>>717847657

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>>717847611
o-ok

will you wear remi's hat for me senpai

>>717847648
honestly you're not gonna get that skinny and that much ass at the same time kinda gotta go with one or the other

>>717847648
Drop your calorie intake to like 1500, and squats all day every day

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>>717847729
I will wear it on my dick.

>>717847729
Not true. Squats and genetics baby

>>717847757
Marking that down to 1200

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>>717846206
Math time

Lets take the volume of the biggest dildo I can take: XL Chance (=cylinder of cock)

1.4in radius, 15in length = 92.36in^3

There are about 5 eggs in a cup. 1 cup = 14.44in^3

It would take ~32 eggs to rival the size of the XL chance.

A large chance (1.1in radius, 12in length) is 45.62in^3, or about 16 eggs.

>>717847729
Then out of those two I would choose just the behind obviously.

>>717847660
Get this one
http://www.lovehoney.com/product.cfm?p=33790

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>>717847770
that's a compromise

>>717847794
I've never seen a male capable of achieving that sans implants

>>717847807
I'm way too sleepy to understand how that math works

>>717847899
squats

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>>717847943
I would wear one if I had one. I'd wear it all the time.

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>>717847943
1+1 = bake a pretty cake

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>>717848033
I lowkey want a ran-sama hat

>>717848082
when I googled that I got lazy town memes

we are number one but every time they say one scales puts another egg up his butt

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>>717847913
>lovehoney
but im not in bongistan

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>>717847696

>>717848159
That is literally a link to the US store

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>>717848156
I could get behind that. We should get 2hu hats they would make our lives better.

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>>717847943
Granted, that twinkish form is just absurdly hard to pull off without being a female, but you can get close.

U rack disciprine

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>>717848186

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>>717848298

You wanna know whats really strange?

If I told you that I spent all of last night getting banged in the ass by a lithuanian athlete while dressed as a girl - you would all think it was weird.

But you're cool about looking at this stuff.

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>>717848249
https://www.amazon.com/Touhou-Remilia-Scarlet-bonnet-Cosplay/dp/B009K9ZSYU
yours was easy

>>717848262
I mean I was almost that skinny once but I was eating fewer than 1000 calories a day at the time and my doctor told me to stop it

the ass didn't happen

Dev should becone a bubblebutt twink.

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>>717848220
Don't be sassy with me; I'll give you a link to my dick in your butt.

>>717848367
I worry it would be too small for my head.

>>717848421
Is that a threat or a promise?

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>>717848360
actually, no, that wouldn't be weird at all. There's a lithuanian guy who hangs out here, lives in the UK, pretty sure he's an exclusive top. Not sure if he's into crossdressing but really that's not too far off.

I guess he isn't an athlete though.

>>717848467
yeah it doesn't look adult male sized

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>>717848507
Both. Maybe I'll just make you my fleshlight instead.

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>>717848552
Damn Asians and their tiny heads/bodies.

>>717848712
Nah, just get the one I linked to, it's cheaper and easier to clean

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>>717848821
also damn touhou characters all literally being small girls

I might get this marisa hat though that sounds dope

>>717848360
I'd think that I'm jealous that I didn't get banged in my ass last night while being tied up and crossdressing.

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>>717848888
Are you tiny enough to fit into it?
I love marissa she's my second favorite.

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>>717848953
marisa's in my top 3, it's like ran/marisa/youmu

probably not Im big heda

>>717848935
lol i do this for 6 weeks every year. He pays me $4000 to act as his "daughter".

>>717849369
whore

man I'd do that shit for free, goddamn

>>717849438
You jelly.

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Let me destroy your childhood

>Never wanted to be a rabbit so much in my life

>>717849503
Faggot.

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>>717849438
Not really, I'd do this for free with this guy, we were already friends. Its actually a lot of work - i have to do everything in character.

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>>717849693
no shit

>>717849761
Not the fun kind.

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>>717850052
glad you clarified

>>717849524
Not him, but I kinda jelly.

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I wish I had wings

>>717850794
Well, not the role playing part necessarily. Not too into that, but the crossdressing and fucking? AND getting mad dosh for it? Hell yeah!

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>>717850824
I wish I was a dragon

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>>717851004
what would it be like to fly away?

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>>717851074
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zsJzJROlITU

It'd be like flying.

>>717851223
>"grab my collar and fuck me"

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>>717851223
man people need to stop linking me anime music I feel like such a weeb enjoying it

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>>717851361
That's not what it says.

>>717851456
"anime"
P&S is a borderline porno

>>717851530
But that's what I would say.

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>>717851530
but it is anime

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>>717851615
But is it good

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>>717852085
as if I've seen it

I'm out

>>717851682
hibye

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>>717852182
hello goodbye

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>>717852182
go watch it

bye

>>717852229
hugs

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>>717852256

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>>717852297

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>>717852371

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>>717852433

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>>717852547
do not eat

One of my biggest turn ons is reading peoples anal exploits.
But i dont know enough gay people willing to share their experiences.

Any of you sissies into some hard self fucking?

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>>717852631

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>>717853116

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>>717853192

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>>717853749
why are you doing this

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>>717853821
Boredom

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>>717853911
i have four packages waiting for me at college and i only know what two of them are

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>>717854009
DICKS

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>>717854150
i hope not

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>>717854009
dicks, dicks, dicks, dicks

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>>717854386
that would be most unfortunate

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>>717854520
*fortunate

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>>717854763
my parents will be in the room when i open said packages

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>>717854839
even better

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>>717854907
no

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>>717854964
I'm gonna go watch some nerds play vidya, later

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>>717855019
k byebye

>>717854204
If in doubt, dragon dildos.

>>717847913
Whoa, lovehoney have a website outside of the Australian one? thought they were just local

>>717859104
>Fur on human
Why tho?

>>717859104
insta-boner. his toes, face in the bowl, so hot!

>>717847437
no shibari

>>717861776
why

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>>717861776
subby is gone