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How'd I do /b/
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Not bad. Joint to crutch ratio is a little off, but good job. 8/10 at least without seeing how it pulls/burns
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Neatly-rolled,bit of a of a big filter. I dunno what kinda weed you got in there, but enjoy b/ro
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Smoke it from your ass
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>>717836379
but the twisted bit in your mouth and light up the other end enjoy
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>>717836379
lol shorty
cheap-ass faggot
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>>717836379
that's a nice personal joint.
8/10 would smoke it.
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>>717836542
It's golden graham. I've never heard of it. But smells like og
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buy cigarette filters and use them as cruches
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>>717836580
Just caught on fire, what now?
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>>717836543
This
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>>717836991
I heard they got too rezed up. Is that true?
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>>717837000
Checked
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>>717836501
Smoking good so far
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>>717836501
>>717836542
>>717836750
this

>>717837037
this is true
i've tried it. not recently, i learned this a long time ago, as a baby stoner. good thing it was just brickweed @ $20/oz
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>>717837419
Jesus. How potent was it? 28gs for 20 bucks. I feel like it's worth it if it gets you sort of high? Not just paranoia. I got 1.4gs for 20 here in minnesota. So not too bad.
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>>717836379
Pretty shit how the fuck is this an 8/10 for you fags
>>717836501
What the fuck kinda shit joints do you smoke I'd give this shit a 4-5/10 max
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>>717837770
What's so bad about it?
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>>717836379
It's a bit short but hey, who cares

9/10 would smoke, nice job anon !
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>>717837956
Thanks! I'm pretty lit 7/10 high rating rn
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>>717837770
Are you more of a "big-ass spiced cigarette" type ?
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>>717837770
I'm not saying it's bad but it's barely average >>717837844
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>>717838158
Id say mine is personally a 7.5/10 and those are 9/10s maybe even 10
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>>717838038
Haha, just rolled a oiled one, getting slowly high, what's in yours ?
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>>717836379
Why is that crutch so long?
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>>717838158
All depends on the quality of kush inside anyways. This is sour og mixed with some other shit. It's prettt fuego
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>>717838158
>>717838251
I wouldn't even consider those ones 9-10's myself I'd give those like a 7-8, idk aye in my experience I've rolled and smoked much nicer, probably just to do with experience
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>>717838374
There just raw perforated wide tips with 1 1/4 elements
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>>717838455
you can't roll a 9/10 with raws boyo
raws are shit
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>>717838455
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>>717838260
Sour og
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>>717838594
I'm from Aus it's much harder to come by anything better, raws are the best accessible papers
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>>717838603
Orange
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>>717838594
What's wrong with raws?
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>>717838716
Very old photo lol that's just what I sold
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>>717838594
But I love raws :(
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>>717837770
I'm under the assumption it was his first roll. It's neat and tidy, paper doesn't have holes and looks to be wrapped properly. You can give it whatever you want, but if it smokes and gets me high, doesnt matter what it looks like, it's an automatic 6/10 at least.
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>>717836379
I don't smoke, but this is pleasing to look at.
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>>717839285
Yeah I'm pretty stoned so
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>>717839338
Thanks, anon!
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>>717839285
Fair enough in my books 5/10 is average and on average I smoke better than that so I'd give it a 4-5/10 max; if it was my first few rolls it would be a 7 though so I as I said it's just experience, I've seen far worse first rolls so good job I guess OP
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>>717838806
>>717838941
the glue on raws is shit. you have to be careful as fuck with a dry ass tongue or else it wont stick. they also don't taste good, and they don't burn too evenly.

i prefer Smoking deLuxe papers or OCB's. both have a better burn and better glue that can basically get eaten out and still be fine
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tip, burn the paper at the end of the filter tip. then wipe of the black burned paper. the more paper there is behind the filter tip the easier it will get a nasty ass joint

overall pretty decent, 5/10
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>>717839651
I always used ocb's and then switched to raws, I found ocb's stick better but they are smaller and they collect more tar and get much danker by the end in my opinion, also they don't come with filters in the same package as the papers which is just convenient
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>>717839651
I'm not using raw papers. Just tips. I'm using element papers
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>>717839855
shilling for Smoking but they also have packs that come with tips
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Pretty good if you're a beginner
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>>717839651
Thought you were talking about raws tips 'cause of pic >>717838455

I agree about raw papers : took me long to get the trick, glue is shit. I usually use Smoking brown papers
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I now smoke with the Raw brown one because I live in Vancouver and it's fuckin hard to find regular OCB slim like in France.
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>>717840901
Germanfag here
After my experiences I can say OCB are one of the best, I only use them to roll
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It's average. Maybe a 5. Not fat, and your crutch is too long unless that was the last of your weed and then good job I guess stretching it into a joint
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>>717836379
Take that filter out you fucking pussy.
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>>717841654
Dosent look like a joint to me
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>>717841710
And you're eating weed huh?
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looks yummy
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>>717841503

Yee still not used to the Raw... but at least I'am smoking smaller joint and I don't have to worry about not getting weed.

I can now buy it legally in dispensaries open 7/7 10-10. this is so good.

I have some White widows, Pineapple expres ( all sativa) and some Afghan ash right now.
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>>717841654
your piece looks like an alien dick
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>>717841782
No, cause I'm a not a fucking retarded ass faggot who's afraid of getting a spec of plant matter on my tongue.
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>smoking weed
>not eating edibles/concentrates or vaporizing
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>>717842034

They banned Edibles here in Vancouver while I was gone for 2 years.

I lived there in 2014 and I could buy cookies, brownies, pop, candy etc... pretty much everything.

Then I came back in September and they tolde me it was ban somewhere last year or something so sad...

I loved to eat 1 cookie on saturday morning for for breakfast and be super high all day.
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>>717841710
you are fucking retarded.
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>>717836379
decent. crutch could be half the size though.
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>>717842249
>caring about the law
>not making your own
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>>717841731
Keen eye there dr observations, you should go into private investigation

>>717841926
Oh hey it's you. Hi again, hows the penis affixation treating you? Also why do you think I care that you keep saying it's made of cum or an alien dick. Clearly it's not and you have some underlying issues either because you secretly like it and can't afford anything like it so you're mad, or youre in some kind of sexualized denial

Pic related stay mad hater
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>>717842586
why did you go with glass for your dildo collection? More curious than anything tbh.
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Nice but you fucked up ratio.
Still git gud.
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Off-topic question for the smokers.

I stopped smoking back in the 80's (for my daughter's sake, a story for another time). Back then filters were considered an absolute NO. Were we wrong and filters do let THC through? Or are there now special filters?
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>>717842249
>>717842514
This. You don't even have to stir the butter on the stove, just let it sit in a crock pot for like 9 hours on low.
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>>717842514

way too lazy to make my own + it's going to be expensive at $10+ tax per g.

It's not like I care about the law, I just can't buy them anymore.

I could still have some delivered but it's cool like this. I can still buy THC , CBD capsule and other things.
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if you suck at rolling 1000 pre rolled cones cost about 97 bucks on Amazon. I sucked at rolling, but now that doesnt even matter. i can smoke perfect joints wheneve ri want.
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>>717843171
waste of money, i think rolling is fun. If you suck, get better
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Does anybody rolls holandaise?
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>>717842868
no filters are stupid.
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>>717842868
It's not exactly a filter. It's a rolled up piece of paper, that plenty of weed smoke, and thc, can flow through. IT's mainly so you don't burn yourself accidentally and just makes it easier to smoke from. Like a handle.
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>>717842990
just make friends with someone who grows and buy their shake, shit they might even give it to you.
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>>717842689
Do you honestly think your shit opinion means anything to me? I own 10k worth of glass art, calling my bongs dildos doesn't bother me because I know your broke ass couldn't afford even one of the nice ones I have

Tell me what it's like to be so poor that you think insulting other peoples nice things will somehow make them as miserable as you? More curious than anything tbh.
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>>717842868

In europe almost everybody smoke with a cigaret tip or a rolled piece of cardboard.

Nobody ever smoke with a filter because of the '"thc doesn't go through bla bla" tbh I think it just a legend you'll be high as fuck even if do smoke with a filter.
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>>717843171
UPDATE. just checked and now they are only 78.28 per box of 1000
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>>717843241
agreed
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>>717843241
lol i got other things to do that sit around rolling joints for fun. i have a steam account with like 300 games on it. i dont got time to git gud at rolling joints.
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>>717843347
this
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>>717843375
10k worth of dildos wow man, thats an impressive collection.
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>>717843469

Look Mr Fancy Pants overhere with 300 games in is steam account
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>>717836379
Roach is way too big, not enough weed, use a king paper or make an L plate next time
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>>717843564
better than being mr. i roll joints for fun.
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>>717843564
I have 70 games...only 1 installed.
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>>717843635

Jk.

I would like to have 300 games on my steam but then I would be like

>Nothingtoplay.jpg

What are you playing at the moment ?
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>>717843560
I bet you had 10k worth of anything. It's sad you're so focused on dicks and dildos. You'll never get very far with any woman with that attitude
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>>717843880
i got really into planet coaster last week. This week i got around to FF15. had to bust out the ps4
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>>717836379
You done well, but joints are shit-tier from an efficiency standpoint invest in a one-hitter of a vaporizer and you'll thank me later. Of course convenience wise a joint is pretty nice.
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>>717843290
>>717843347
>>717843377
Thank you, information appreciated. And that does sound easier then a roach clip.

Downside, it could make the techniques for lighting and passing the last cm of a joint when no clip is available a lost art.
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>>717843907
> You'll never get very far with any woman with that attitude
but you own 10k worth? I'm just curious.
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I use this for joints and love it. The thing on the right sits inside and filters the smoke. Its completwly black after two or three joints.

Also backwards rolled
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>>717843993
A small price to pay for an objectively superior method. Now there is the new art of low-temp dabbing.
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>>717844059
That's pretty neato mang
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>>717843976
i agree. i have a volcano i could use. but theres just something about smoking a j than vapes cant match. its like a primal thing.
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>>717843964

Nice wanted to buy a PS4 for christmas there was good deal for black friday and boxing day and I was working at Best Buy .

But I decided to be reasonable and didn't spend the money.

I play Pokemon Sun and Tyranny really enjoying both !
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>>717836379
Except for the mile long crutch, not bad.
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>>717844165
If you're on the move at like a show or something and are paranoid about bringing a pen or something else that can get taken away a joint is pretty prime since you can just blaze through it quick and eat it/pass it off if it becomes a problem, but for almost any time you can use a vape the vape is the way to go. Maximum efficiency, maximum taste, maximum high.
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>>717844059

how do you call this ? might look into it sounds good.
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>>717844165
the volcano is super overrated and really not that great, try a different vaporizer with a bong and some proper weed and you might change your mind.
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My brother thinks he can roll and it pisses me off

Anyone else know one of them?
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>>717836379
Beautiful. Love the big filter, hate having to hold it awkwardly towards the end. A+
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>>717844316
G Pen Elite has been working fantastically for me but I've seen people post vape attachments for bongs in stoner threads and they look pretty sick, seems like the best of both worlds.
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>>717844168
i would be playing Moon right now but i didnt know i needed a SD card to play it lol. i went out found a best buy with no 3DS but had pokemon moon. then the next day i found a used 3DS at a gamestop. got home put moon in and "error no SD card detected" and im like..... FUCKKKKKKKKKKING MODERN GAMEBOYS. lol im like 30 so when i was a kid these things just kinda worked. now you need like all these other steps to play pokemons.
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>>717844316
i got a pax too. but the mouth pieces get jammed when too much resin builds up.
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My first joint was for my 11th birthday and it was a sativa strain not sure which though. It was fun as shit but I don't really smoke now idk why
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>>717844365
thanks brah
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>>717837419
Jesus 20 a oz either you got the master hookup or that shit was straight garbage
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>>717844003
>"Wahhhh you have nice things and I'm gonna cry about it"

This is literally How you look. Nobody thinks they look like dildos. You're just making yourself look like a broke asshole who gets mad at other peoples nice things
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>>717844427

ho damn that sucks man.

You can probably get an sd card for a few $$ now it's so cheap.
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>>717844365
You ever hit a joint with a filter at the end and your hit is straight cardboard? I fucking hate when that shit happens haha
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>>717844624
guessing it was shit
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>>717836543
What, are you 12?
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>>717840508
Fuck you dude snoob as bitch ahow your work
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Indica or sativa /b/oys ?
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eat your weed bra
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Not a bad roll but you're missing half a joint son
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>>717836501
>a little
Just be honest, it's way off. Other than that is a good ass joint
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>>717844646
dude I just dont get it you brag about your cool dildo collection and then you get all pissed off? Seek help man.
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>>717844930

Why do people smoke pure weed.

I understand that most people don't want to smoke tobacco and it's fine.

Pure weed joint usually burns badly and are not very enjoyable to smoke, gotta light it up all the time.

I really enjoy a 20/80 ratio for tobacco and weed. I don't smoke cigarets I just buy them to put a bit in my joint.

Do you guys smoke pure all the time ?
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>>717844517
thats the #1 problem with the pax. Get a MFLB if you want something semi portable or a analog herbalaire if you want a nice desktop vape that is basically a cheap volcano that does a shit ton more.
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>>717845303
I usually don't have an issue with keeping a pure cannabis J lit. I think it depends a lot on how you roll and the papers and all and I'm sure the kind of bud you use as well.

I think it's mostly a cultural thing, about tobacco, as well. In the states, smoking isn't as big as it used to be and people don't like smoking tobacco indoors as much, either. That's just speculation though. I've never smoked a J w/ tobacco in it

I live in the US
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>>717845303
>I put tobacco in my joints
how very euro of you
sounds like your shit isn't cured right, it should smoke properly if cured well. Also they put a ton of chemical additives into tobacco to make it burn evenly.
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>>717845157
You're the one who needs psychological help, it's only you kid. Youre the only one who sees dicks in everything. You're sad.
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>>717845303
>Pure weed joint usually burns badly

Only is you're shit at rolling and haven't properly grinded up your bud.

>are not very enjoyable to smoke
If you have bad weed sure.

>gotta light it up all the time
That's not a bad thing. If the fire kept going you would be wasting most of your joint.
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>>717845611
you keep talking about dicks but you own a 10k dildo collection? I'm totally lost dude like I said seek help.
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>>717845303
If you look I've layered rolling tobacco underneath, it's just too covered.

I'm also English so I rarely smoke pure or blunts, I'm a joint kind of fellow.
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OP here. What do you guys think of my bong
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>>717836501
I'm not OP, but I have big hands so I've always used large crutches.
>>717836379
Looks good OP. Just learn to crown the top off, but that doesn't do anything other than just look good.
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>>717845835
It has one shower perc on the bottom
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>>717845802
I agree with you though my dude. Nailed the points imo
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>>717845742
Hurr durr Imma keep calling this kids bongs dildos because they're way nicer than anything I'll ever own so I'm gonna try to make him mad

I'm not mad kid, I think it's sad though how pathetic your life must be. Well im gonna go do a huge dab. Have fun talking bout dildos and alien dicks
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>>717845611
I mean that guys a hater but you do post your glass collection in literally every stoner thread so that's a bit braggadocios.
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>>717845569

yea mostly cultural I think. I never smoke indoor fuckin smell terrible after.

>>717845592

you're absolutly right I'am european haha and I guess it is a euro thing.

Hoo no my weed is high quality I live in Vancouver right now so I have access to good stuff it was mostly when I living in France.

>>717845690

I guess I should try again. like I said I now have really good stuff, a grinder, everything so I'll give it a go.
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>>717846014
Are you guys still fighting. Jesus. It's like a downy going against a gorilla with a spoon
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>>717846014
dude don't get so self aware over your dildo collection, you seem really frustrated but no one cares. Chill out bro.
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>>717840901
The best!...
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>>717846128
good quality weed can still be cured like shit. Fuck waiting for your pounds of weed to cure when you can sell it and no one will have a clue.
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This thread needs some tits
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>>717846035
I post when I smoke alone or when I'm bored. Why am I any different than another stoner posting their bongs. Occasionally I find another heady owner and we have a nice smoke sesh and talk glass artists or sometimes someone asks about my glass and it's someone who hadn't even known shit like this is out there. Traps get reposted non stop. Youve just seen my bong because it's recognized easily and I get high a lot
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>>717846373
They don't count when they're fat.
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>>717836379
Remember these words, OP... The ugliest get you highest ;)
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>>717846399
Are the lightsabres attached?
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>>717845303
I agree with this guy, i'm from north uk and it's better to get 2 spliffs out of a gram instead of 1 blunt, it's a bit like a filler so u don't smoke it all too fast, nicotine rush also feels good with bud :)
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>>717846443
I didn't know Noelle Easton was fat
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>>717846189
Every time I run into this down syndrome kid he won't shut up about dildos and dicks and cum. I don't know why I waste my time with him, you're right hes easily enough ignored, I just almpst feel sorry for the pathetic fucker
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>>717846480
No. Just for a pic I had them leaning against the wall
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>>717846598
hey man your the one bragging about a 10k dildo collection
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>>717846650
Im lost
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>>717846545

ho yea spliff that's what they called here in Canada a Joint with tobacco.

Found it funny the 1st time I heard this because for me a joint is a joint doesn't matter if you put tobaco or no.

And Spliff is the word we use in France as well to say joint, or bedo or petard etc...
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>>717846598
I feel like you need to smoke a little bro. You wild
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>>717846661
Stay mad kid I'm lit, sorry you're so obsessed with dildos
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>>717846815
how do those ones work? Top part goes in first?
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>>717845802
in the US a joint is pure. A spliff is when tobacco (poison) is mixed with the cannabis.
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>>717845303
if you grind fine and dry it properly it will burn evenly.
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>>717845352
I got a pax 2 recently. Haven't tried it out yet tho.
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>>717846399
lmao you are a complete faggot
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>>717846982
>Mfw this kid seriously won't shut his down syndrome ass up about dildos

>>717848054
K. Now kys nigger
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>>717836379
Been smoking daily for 3 years and it's better than anything I can do lol I just use cones now on the rare ass occasion I wanna waste weed on a joint
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>>717848458
lmao your instagram is 100% cringe
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>>717848753
Definitely not my insta you tard. You think I would post my own insta on here you're a special kind of stupid
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>>717849280
well you seem pretty devoid of critical thought, doesn't detract from how cringey you are.
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>>717836379
Try farting?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWGU1U7a3Sk
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