Fluffy thread
>>717835905
>>717835991
>>717836052
>>717836361
>>717836415
>>717837013
>>717836878
Hugboxer got what she deserved.
>>717837257
>>717837378
>>717837444
What the hell are chirpies?
>>717837793
New lore, predecessor to the actual fluffy pony
>>717835905
Oh boy the cringefest is here
>>717837793
foals that chirps, like the sounds of mices
>>717837988
>being on /b/
>2017
>still thinking there are no cringe threads
>visibly showing signs of autism
>>717838164
>fapping to retarded little horses being killed
>call others autists
>>717838164
>>717838337
Guys, guys.
We are all autists.
People on /b/ arguing with each other about being autistic is just like two piles of shit arguing over who smells more. No matter the answer, they're all piles of shit.
>>717837793
I wondered that too. Apparently it's Doctorbenway's personal invention. I'm pretty certain they'll never catch on.
He also came up with zonies aka robot fluffies as another precursor. Likewise unlikely to catch on.
I have a little while to take requests. The more simple the better.
>>717841553
Fluffy and Aibo robot dog playing with a ball.
>>717835991
auctually made me laugh
>>717835905
So how the fuck did this fetish start? Suddenly I see guys jerking off to poorly drawn fuzzballs getting tortured.
>>717841662
>>717841662
People don't masturbate to this.
It started as a counter to the My Little Pony trend as a way of triggering bronies.
Chocobo guy in 3...2...1...
>>717835905
nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger
>>717841553
Fluffy with syringe in head, crossed eyed looking up at syringe.
>>717841755
>>717841794
So basically you set out to counter MLP, and ended up creating an even worse replacement
>>717841939
Well, it's not really a replacement, it's more of a parody that's created a subculture
>>717841939
It's like Happy Tree Friends. We create to destroy and be amused. If you don't like it go read a different thread. It's that fucking simple.
>>717842151
Except you didn't destroy anything. You created a weirdly categorized overdrive version of MLP and drew the fans into the even weirder variant
>>717842316
>If you don't like it go read a different thread. It's that fucking simple.
What part didn't you understand retard?
>>717842639
I guess the part where you were trying to raise yourself above mlp faggots, faggot.
>>717842830
>>717842151
>>717842639
Don't feed the trolls. Eventually they'll get bored and go back to fapping to trap threads.
What events would be included in a Fluffy Pony Olympics?
>>717843463
Serious ones or pain olympics?
>>717838164
Bitch please, the entirety of 4chan is cringy as fuck
>>717838774
I mean, he's not wrong
>>717843463
Shamefapping
More text posts please
>>717841794
>>717843668
Fluffy Lake
http://imgur.com/a/65wZy
Unwanted
http://imgur.com/a/SveqI
Mare's Melancholy
http://imgur.com/a/dpsIZ
That should keep you busy for a while.
Am I doing it right guise?
>>717844126
>>717843463
If they were made for humans entertainment: running
If they were made for fluffies entertainment: Huggie-tag (with everyone declared winners regardless of what happens)
>>717836878
Post the full story if you have it
>>717843668
Here's my favorite.
>>717841553
How about a fluffy trapped under a bucket, while another fluffy tries to help it out by giving the bucket huggies.
>>717843463
> Fluffy pony spelling bee
> Literally a challenge to spell the word 'bee'
> No medals awarded in sixteen years
>>717843463
"Weight lifing" - more like tractor pulling, with fluffies competing over who can pull the heaviest objects. (by a yoke or harness, pic not related in that way)
>>717843463
100m drown
>>717843668
>>717845552
kek
>>717838337
>implying
>being truly autistic
>>717843553
>being this illiterate
That is exactly what I was pointing out.
>>717845354
So, what would that be?
I feel like a fluffy would really struggle hard to move a gallon of milk on a smooth surface.
>>717839263
Nice of you to join in! :D
>>717846156
Depends on headcanon. My idea of roughly shoe-sized fluffies could be considered strong if they managed to pull a full soda can.
The best fluffy pics are the ones full of thoughtless cruelty.
>>717846831
Like for example an owner cheerfully explaining to her fluffy that she's going to have its legs amputated and won't that be nice, while the fluffy stares in horror.
>>717846831
I prefer the exact opposite, pictures where horrible things happen despite everyone's best intentions.
>>717845598
This would make a hilarious series.
>>717847273
>>717847311
>>717847009
Oh, you meant HUMANS being thoughtlessly cruel to fluffies! That I can totally get behind, and treating fluffies with next to zero regard is a wonderfully heartless thing to do.
>>717845598
That was excellent. It is exactly the kind of stuff I would do with fluffies if I had them.
>>717847669
>>717848026
New to this, what's enfie?
I fucking hate these fucking fluffy shits they fuck me off so fucking badly Jesus fucking Christ just irradiate the bastard cunts FUCK THIS SHIT IM SO FUCKING ANGRY I'VE READ EVERY FUCKING PICTURE AND NOW I WANT TO KICK MY FUCKING DOG FUCK YOU FUCK FLUFFIES THESE AREN'T VIOLENT ENOUGH I NEED MORE DEATH TO FLUFFIES FUCK YOU FAGGOTING SHITCUNT BASTARD
>>717847990
Nah, this would be you.
>>717848136
Babies meant for rape, a hg invention to make their hellgremlin-versions of fluffies more hateable.
>>717848136
Her foals are being taken to be "enfie babbehs". Basically, stallions will be relieving stress by fucking them.
>>717846403
I have no shame in hiding the fact i'm autistic AF :D
>>717848355
>>717848274
kek, so living fleshlights?
My preferences perfectly fit the description of hugbox
"Any content without the abuse or explicit torture of fluffies"
I also prefer a story from a fluffy's POV
Can somebody post content like that? Something focusing on fluffies and their daily life maybe? Would really appreciate it
>>717848454
Basically. Sex slaves for other fluffy ponies.
>>717837013
Im new to this, but is he..fucking that little one?
>>717848481
This should be mostly what you want, and despite some mild abuse is cute and lighthearted all the way.
>>717848675
yep
>>717848675
Yes. That's hellgremlins and enfie babbehs for you. Basically made by people who'd want to abuse fluffies but want to feel like they're the heroes, so they do everything they can to make their fluffies as despicable as possible in order to justify their abuse.
>>717849107
>hellgremlins
A what?
all of you, fake and gay
>>717849107
>hellgremlins
From the context, I take it you do not approve?
>>717841605
>>717849107
Yeah, the best fluffies are annoying but naive and innocent. They assume they'll get love and care from the world and react with horror and disbelief when they find that the opposite is going to be the case.
>>717849481
So you think smarties and the like have no place?
>>717843158
yup definitely worse than mlp
>>717849219
A fluffy sub-genre of justified abuse like I said. Basically a fandom of its own about the polar opposite of original fluffies, as far apart from them as fluffies are from mlp. They are literally designed with the sole intention to make you angry in every way possible, from rape and pedophilia to shitting on people and each other at the drop of a hat.
>>717835905
so this is basically extreme autism?
>>717849773
So I thought that was original fluffies.
Got a comic for an example of what you are talking about?
>>717849911
You've defined 4chan.
Congratulations
>>717843463
>Soon-Mummah rolling
>getting back upright when rolled on back
>blocky stacking
>ball kicking, buck and boop versions
>"dancing"
>>717849773
>angry in every way possible, from rape and pedophilia
how is it supposed to make me angry?
it just looks retarded to me
i cant imagine being an adult person spending his time creating these autistic comics
>>717848919
Picture for ants etc etc
>>717849677
Smarties as stubborn and often overconfident herd leaders are a great way to get herds into troubles they normally wouldn't, but the hg fandom just took the ball and ran with it. Smarties trying to be good leaders but failing miserably is hilarious, but smarties killing raping and tormenting their own herds would be just senseless hatemongering.
>>717847035
This.
Hugboxer makes a rescue.
Fluffy still suffers from its conditions and has problems connecting with the other pet fluffies.
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>>717851453
Forgot to mention. This was an unfinished strip by wolfram that was probaby a follow up from this
>>717850312
can you be honest and tell me if you are autistic or maybe have aspergers ?
Sadbox is best box
>>717850044
4chan must inexplicably hate the comic I was going to post, as it was apparently too large even when reducing it to a near thumbnail-size.
I can't find it now, but one perfect example is a story where sanitation workers offer smarty money for recycling fluffies by weight. They manage to explain that money can buy anything from sketties to fluffies, and all he has to do is get the fluffies into a bag. The smarty orders the herd into the bag, the workers weight it to be five dollars worth of biowaste, and the smarty orders the fluffies to come back out. This is when the workers explain smarty that he can't have them back because he traded them all for the money, and proceeds to kill them all by vacuum packing the bag. The smarty tries to stop them but gets thrown out, breaking its leg and landing next to the bill. It then begs the money to give the herd back and to fix its leg, but sees that he had made a terrible, irrevocable mistake.
>>717851613
what the fuck is it with fluffy artists and unfinished pieces??
>>717851949
oops, dumped in the wrong tab
>>717853154
>>717845130
>>717836384
R E K T
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>>717856144
Thanks! The depiction of the scared fluffy inside the bucket makes this even better than I expected!
>>717856012
5th part never.
>>717848267
The fuck was that
>>717852400
You explained it very well
Thanks anon
hey guys havent been on any of these threads for a while what'd i miss
>>717845354
> Fluffy pony weight hauling event is complete
> Winners have their medals placed around their necks, like in human award ceremonies
> None of them are able to move away from the podium
>>717856144
I have another idea if you need it: The fluffies owner is coming home from work, greeting the fluffy and asking how its day has been. The fluffy has had its head stuck in a block box for hours, and is on the verge of panic begging its daddy for help as it desperately needs to make good poopies.
zozzle
>>717859328
YESSS
moar
Seek medical attention.
>>717859441
>>717859477
>>717859477
>tfw on mobile
>tfw fluffy folder is on pc
>>717837793
As other anons have said, it's a new author's creation. In the author's head canon, it was a predecessor to the fluffy that looked similar but couldn't talk and sort of a test run to get the public used to the idea of a bio-engineered pet. It was succeeded by the Zonie, which was described as being a Chirpy's brain put into a robotic fluffy shaped chassis with a thought-to-speech device and had speech patterns more or less identical to fluffies.
From what I've seen, this author is attempting to rebuild fluffy canon from the ground up. The text stories are actually rather interesting. What little art they've created ... leaves much to desired, unless it is intentional.
>>717860258
I know that feeling. Also the feeling of downloading stuff on your phone and realizing at home that you don't remember what pictures you were supposed to copy into your computers fluffy folder.
thread is becoming hugbox af, please fix
>>717842301
capitalism at its best
When I was young I watched 101 Dalmatians and I really, really wanted the Dalmatians to fucking die by chainsaw. Now I know people can relate.
>>717861026
Yep, cute aggression is a real thing.
>no fuzzies
i am dissapoint
>>717861122
also schadenfreude
bump?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbAsGXr9f48&list=PL4639FA656B465765&index=21
>>717862342
hello faggot i was just wondering about you
>>717862577
>>717841572
https://youtu.be/Svs0w_GikQ4
Ah, fuck! Chocobo dumb-ass is back.
>>717862577
this the new spam?
>>717841029
>>717841203
>>717841470
this shit is literally awful. If it's an elaborate troll, then good for them because they're winning.
this person talks like a serial killer in the comments, though
I fucking hate the furry little autistic shits and how much they shit. I want to torture them all. Keep posting
>>717851342
ALL GORY (not a typo) TO THE HYPNO FLUFFY!
>>717848215
>NOW I WANT TO KICK MY FUCKING DOG
plz don't hurt ur pupper man, he probably loves you
>>717863015
Now now, it,s pronounced "wuvs you"
>>717863543
wubs 'ou*
>>717863604
I stanb cowwecteb
threads gonna limit soon should we make new one
>>717863758
I 2nd this
>>717863842
should i make
>>717863758
I feel like i've seen everything that's posted in one thread transfer to another
>>717863961
Plz Anon.
>>717864366
sadly most wont get the joke here
>>717864616
We need a .wad of that now!
>>717864346
>>717864869
>>717841794
>People don't masturbate to this.
kek
>>717850270
It's mainly russians who do the art
>that's what i've heard at least
>>717864963
I love when threads end with this.
>>717839861
I find it funny when the people drawing the comics very apparently have the IQ of the average fluffy in their comics, Sometimes the grammar issues are intentional. But sometimes you can tell a fucking retard wrote it lol.
>>717865307
they dont lel
>>717854238
>that drive-bye-ball busting
That's gotta hurt.
>>717862796
Yea, I'd just ignore it, though. The guy clearly has nothing better to do and some of the artwork he posts is actually kind of cool. So just start a new thread if it reaches image cap.
>>717852974
It is a curse. Unfinished stuff all over the fandom.
>>717852974
People are ashamed to do it in front of the others.
>>717864799
I'd say that is quite unlikely and make a X/10 remark, but honestly, I've gotten my dick stuck in the weirdest places when I wasn't trying, too.
>>717852974
I know right, like that Nestle fluffy series, got finished in a hurry...
>>717836415
Who made this? I like it.
>>717835905
oh fuck does anyone have the "alahew akbow" one??????????
>>717867820
try asking someone in the new thread
>>717864346 →
Why does 4chan hate fluffy's? That's like hating guinea pigs or tribbles.
>>717854174
this is incredible, who is it?
>>717839118
That's just fucking sad.
>>717835905
Hool yaj
>>717868424
yeah.
>>717847316
This makes me want to cry.
>>717847533
SCORE ONE FOR THE FLUFFIES!!!
>>717862342
Dump your porn oh great Chocogod
what the fuck is this shit
this is legit the weirdest fucking shit i've seen on /b/ in 8 years
>>717869680
cartoon animal torture
>>717869917
...i mean, clearly, but fucking WHY
>>717864517
care to explain?
>>717870215
look up schadenfreude and cuteness agression.
>>717870410
its from the original mlp so that cuts out most people
you know, they say PETA released them into the wild, but we only ever see urban abuse.
I would love it if some of you write/drawfags could do up some fluffy vs nature.
invasive species that breeds rapidly seems like a prime target for many predator species
Coyotes, birds of prey, whatever
>>717871037
>we only ever see urban abuse
haha no
incase anyone didnt get the memo heres the new thread >>717871307