ITT: Your worst secrets

something something atheism and prove something blah blah

>>717830399
I installed pinhole cameras to watch our 14 year old daughter undress in her room and have unlimited OC to fap to. Wife has no idea.

>>717830755
pics or didnt happen

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>>717830399
On my second tour in Afghan I deliberately aimed low on Tali and shot 6 maybe 7 in the genitals.
None died quickly.

>>717830755
There has to be some proof posted

>>717831098
PFC Taylor?

>>717831098
Damn it Carl

>>717831318

Pyle

>>717831098

you're villanizing them, as if they were the enemy

>>717830399
>>I mixed up all this fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa - and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. And I never felt so bad in my entire life!

Caught some Mexicans hiding out in an old barn on our property near the border. Chased them out, but knocked down one beaner cutie as they were running. None of the others even tried to help her, they just ran. Took her back to the barn and taught her a lesson I doubt she will ever forget. Should have taken pics because that ass was so sweet.

>>717831577
dubs of truth

>>717831457
Kek. The reason I asked is because we had a guy in our squad that would do that shit. We had a laugh about it years later.

I ate an entire bowl of cereal once...

>>717831843
Without any milk

>>717831577
What the fuck? Is this real life?

>>717831577
>hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa

>>717831925
I was a real shithead kid but /b/ has straighten me out.

I once lied on the internet

>>717832478
me too

In third grade, I cheated on my history exam

>>717831577

checked and kek'd

>> In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max’s toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play.

>> In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog…

I invite guys over and let them jerk off and cum into my sisters panties

>> When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out

>>717830399
I had consensual sex for the sole purpose of procreation.

This one time, at band camp......

>>717830755
What kind of camera do you use? I'm asking for a friend...

>>717833052
where do you live?

Well, during one Grad Night, two teens were in the Haunted Mansion. They thought because it was dark inside, no one would see the girl giving the boy a blowjob. Little did they know, some of Master Gracey’s servants were hiding in the walls of the mansion. The teens were caught in the act by one of them, who shouted out from the darkness, ‘You’re doing it wrong!’ Girl bit his penis. Medic, security, managers, everyone you can imagine who needed to be involved was there.”

On Pirates of the Caribbean, about halfway through the ride, a couple that had up until then been making out, shifted and looked like they were changing seats. To my surprise, the guy bent the girl over the rail into the next row and began banging her from behind with all his might and they both were moaning as loud as humanly possible. Security was waiting at the exit for them and I’m pretty sure they were banned from the park. It was the most uncomfortable 15 minutes of my life.”

>family reunion
>hadn't seen my little cousin since she was 8
>she's 14 and omfg her body is amazing
>were all drinking
>keep feeding her alcohol all night
>she gets blackout hammered
>go up to my room
>she lays down in my bed
>passes out
>try to wake her up
>no movement
>pull her pants down a little
>no resistance
>pull them down to her knees
>lock door and start fingering her
>she moans as I rub her clit
>my dick is diamonds
>try to get her to suck my cock
>she is too drunk to do anything
>position her near side of bed
>run my cock along her ass crack
>tease head between her pussy lips
>cum hard on her ass
>clean it up and pull her pants back up
>fall asleep on the floor next to the bed
>wake up
>she is super embarrassed
>"I'm sooooo sorry Anon, please don't be mad"
>turns out she pissed the bed
>remembers nothing
>make her feel guilty about it for years

>>717833052
I'm serious asshole, i want to jizz in your sister's panties.
>>717833338

I popped my cousins leg out of socket buy holding her legs up while having sex with her

>>717833421
Gold right there

I've gone gay for pay. I made a lot of money sucking off older guys my last two years of high school. Never done anything since I graduated and that's been 11 years.

>>717833787
Houston, you?

>>717834006
dammit, no, I live in VA

>>717833985
how much did you get

>>717833985
How much did you make?

>>717833985
I've jacked my brother off for video games

>be 18/19
>father is downstairs
>randomly checking closet of my father for money
>nomoney.jpg
>find strap-on + big dildo hidden behind some clothes
>take dildo to my room
>luckily have lube
>try to insert
>toobig.jpg
>try again
>works but alot of pain, try for couple of minutes, but cant really pleasure myself
>keep it in my room all night
>hear my father rumbling in his closet at night
>fuck is he looking for his dildo?
>he's in his room for too long
>goes downstairs again
>quickly go bathroom, clean dildo, put back in closet, go back to my room
>dad comes upstairs again and starts rumbling in his closet

one week passes

>horny as fuck
>want to get dildo from my dads closet again
>no dildo, no strap-on
>search through whole house, find strap-on in a random little cabin downstairs
>dildo nowhere to be found

My father and I have never ever talked about it, but we both know the same dildo entered our ass. I'm still using his strap-on as a dildo. Its a lot smaller and gives me the best orgasms I've ever had.

I pimp out my gf on backpage. Most guys cum in a few minutes and then gtfo. Some weekends, I'll pull in $2k. The best part is I don't give her the money, she does it because she's a fucking whore with no self esteem and a severe complex about me leaving her. Her life was so fucked up, this is an improvement. I don't really love her, but she is insanely in love with me. Figure I can keep this up for a while.

>>717834699
you better wear a condom with this one unless you want your dick to fall off.

what state are you in

I let my girlfriend fuck my dad

>>717831604
Green text story requested

I trick my son into letting me fuck his girlfriend. She is really into me and uses him as a cover for us to fuck.

He has no idea.

>>717834093
>>717834171

I'd make anywhere from 40-60 for a blow job usually. One guy never wanted to cum in my mouth and only lasted about two minutes, so I'd usually get 25 from him.

Another guy was also a really quick cummer, but he'd cum in my mouth and paid me 75. He was my favorite client.

I didn't do it a ton. I'd bring in about 250 a week for a total of about two hours work.

My mother thinks my quiet manner is respectful. It is truly murderous rage and a blinding desire for revenge.

>>717835282
This was supposed to be in reply to this too
>>717834098

>>717834996
>>717835186

you two are stupid she is playing both of you

>>717835402
Revenge for what?

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>>717833421

kek

>>717831577
copypasta

>>717833733
>It was the most uncomfortable 15 minutes of my life

that made a b/tard uncomfortable??

nice trips anyway

>>717834699
What state?

>>717833799

nice double dubs

how did you explain that one?

>>717834949
I'm in NY. All the guys are covered, everything. It's hilarious to watch them go in, drop $150 for an hour and then leave 10 minutes later.

>>717833985

c'mere slut

>>717835896
Not double dubs, you dubtard.

I make shitty YouTube videos from my mom's basement and am a disgrace to my family.
https://youtu.be/bfgp3Q3YWdo

>>717835948
Not interested anymore and you wouldn't be able to afford me now anyway.

>>717834699
>>717835924

Only $150?!?!?!!?

she must be one fat, ugly, skanky whore.

A mediocre white girl can get $200 / hr out here. 55 year old Asian MILFs get $160 / hour.

>>717836010

nice dubs yourself mister

>>717836147
where do you live that people pay 200 to fuck?

>>717836105

just for the sake of the argument, what would your price be now?

>everybody has a price

>>717836208

San Francisco bay area

>inb4 faggots

Played around with a 6 year old. Rubbed her nipples/pussy. Showed her my dick. She was really indifferent about it. Seemed shy but possibly interested? Pro tip: Not worth the shame you'll feel for the next year.

>>717835638
not enough Doritos

>>717836208

I go for those $160/hr asian MILFs. so compliant. They lick your asshole and latch onto your cock until they milk every drop of cum from your ballsack. Most will do it twice if you get hard again quick enough. I had one, the best of the lot actually, who would do 3peats

>>717836223
Suck and swallow, I'd want at least 500.

>>717831604
So you took a bean dip?

>>717836357
>but possibly interested?

not sexually interested at that age fucktard

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Regular gay stuff. I lost my virginity to a 43 yo when I was 17. He fucked me raw. It was the only time without a condom. I've been gaying it up for 5 years and have gotten fucked by like 7 different dudes.

>>717836447

wow. your prices is pretty fucking low.

Me, personally, it would take at least $10,000 for me to consider it. That's always been my answer in those "straight guys - how much would it cost for you to suck
a man's cock (get ass fucked) blah blah" threads.

Luckily no one is ever going to offer this fat old short dude $10,000 for sex, so I don't exactly have to worry about making that decision.

You, on the other hand, are $500 away from it.

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>>717836447

still not gay

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>>717836147
She's not some pro. She's just dumb, desperate and does what I tell her.
She's not fat or ugly either. Again, It's not about making max profit. It's about making some cash and keeping her in her place.

>>717837144

If I saw her out here for $150 would assume she's a total aids infected crackwhore with serious emotional issues and a horrible fuck.

just saying.

for your own safety, charge more to get a higher class clientele less likely to be diseased and less likely to try to rob you and shit

>profit

>>717836682
I've sucked dick a few hundred times, it would be kinda silly to act like it'd be the most revolting thing in the world. It's not horrible, just not a turn on.

>>717837144

I found this 19 year old flip chick who's boyfriend had no idea what the market was and was whoring her for $80 for 30 minutes. She had huge titties and was tight as hell. She was a basket case and didn't know how to fake being into it, but quite a worth cum receptacle at that price. she was so fucking stupid she used her real cell phone and was google-able to get her real name.

I'll still take the MILFs for $160.

I posted my ex gf so much on Chan her nudes are now searchable of Google when searching her name ... I regret if

>>717837661

I've got $500

bymp

>>717837805
Congratulations. I do too.

>>717835181
>be me
>go out to old barn to shoot
>get there and hear voices
>bust open door and Mexicans scatter
>one girl tries to get her shit together
>full body check put her to the ground
>other beaners use this opening to run
>drag her into barn
>she tries to fight and catches a fist to the gut for her trouble
>dump her shit out from her bag all over the floor
>she starts crying
>now, she either tries to get something from her bag or go for my gun, still not sure
>assume she goes for my gun
>knee her in the chest and hold her down on the ground
>pull her pants down
>hold her by her head and push her legs apart
>she sobs the whole time but I don't give a fuck
>get my dick out and push her legs apart
>doesn't go in easy but goes in
>fuck her until I cum
>climb off her and she just lays there crying for a half hour
>grab gun
>tell her to get the fuck out
>she tries to get her shit and I force her out the door
>"you come back... muerto"
>do the finger across neck
>she goes off the direction of the others
>don't even feel bad because Mexicans are shit

On new years eve I made out with a cute 10yo girl for about 20 minutes

>>717837554
My area, it's a lot of white business guys and married dudes. We have a no black guys policy.

>>717837144

your 'gf' seems to have a wedding ring on Slick

>>717838935
Wrong hand slick, it's a pic in a mirror. They are just rings.

>>717830399
I'm guilt of committing acts of rape, torture, beastiality, arson, and religious desecration.

>>717839209

greentext if all in the same story

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>>717839209

you're the nun fucker from Bad Lieutenant aren't you?

>>717839386
I wish

>>717839264
Sorry they were all separate incidents

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>>717835924

here's the disgusting shit you get for $150 / hr out here

>>717838769
greentext?

>>717836357
why'd it stop? if she was indifferent to it, why didn't you fuck her butt?

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I committed the Whitechapel murders back in '88.

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>>717839747

see the one almost decent looking white girl at the bottom?

here's her reviews

>>717839964

I know the mystery of what happened to Jon Benet Ramsey. She's still alive. I keep her in the bunker on my farm.

>>717840197
how to hide somebody for a long time without someone knowing or letting her die
like she sits just there whole time and eats some shit or prop tries suicide
>asking for friend

>be me 17
>mom is a leftie retard
>she brings foster kids to our house
>she gives them pizza and a toy then send them back
>one day she brings a 12yr old girl
>mom goes to mind her own shit at bank
>girl left home alone with me
>she watches me play vidya for 1 hr
>later asks to sit on my lap
>platinumdick.gif
>she turns and hugs me really hard like any abused kid
>i grab her and start kissing her
>she is scared shitless eyes open wide but I still make out with her
>feel her tongue for good 15 minutes then I play with her ass for a little
>mom comes home girl leaves slowly
>she didnt tell anyone

Mom never suspected a thing. Its been 2 years

>>717839747
Clearly you have gross women. I live near Manhattan. There are more hot chicks, and the skanks keep the prices down. A lot of backpage sluts charge 60 for 15 minutes, and 120 for an hour. It's supply and demand.

>>717840385

let them earn rewards. first magazines. Newspapers. girly shit to decorate the room with. books. eventually TV.

use food the same way. reward good behavior, punish bad.

>>717840490

who knew ny whores were so cheap?

>>717837786
How did her name get into it? Did you post it along the pictures?

>>717840981
Someone doxed her ... Then went on a rampage cause I asked him to stop

Cummed in my moms panties

>>717830399
i make multiaccs on Snap and send dick to girls from my school

>>717841410
That's actually a fantasy of mine, no idea why.
How bad does it get for her? Did she know it was you?

i want to turn my gf in a jiggly fatty

>>717842278
Idk if she does don't talk with her

>>717842278
I mean I can google her name and full nudes pop up how bad is it ?

>>717831577
>Hey, Ma, I'm starting to like this kid

>>717838735
Boss

>>717835620
She's not playing me. I don't have a dick and my dad dous so I let her get her fill sometimes. It's better for her to fuck my dad then some random guy that will try to take her from me.

>>717842092
Don't we all?
>person u hate the most in your class
>find grill he hangs around a lot with, but isn't too close with
>buy same shirt the guy is wearin that day (or already have it)
>wear it and send nudes
>send nudes really late so she'll open it in the morning
>topkek next day at school
>she tells everyone
>he'll be too shocked to even try to deny it
>ahh highschool was great

>>717836425
This, all day long.

>>717836147
>>>717834699
>>>717835924

For maximum degradation do you advertise shit she hates doing?

* loves to rim!
* no extra for anal
* Favorite position: ATM

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Thought about visiting 9Gag

>>717840661

Always give them the idea that you will set them free on me day if they behave. Punish infractions very harshly.

>>717840661

Always give them the idea that you will set them free one day if they behave. Punish infractions very harshly.

>>717843336
That's pretty hilarious. You made my day.

>>717841410

Of course someone doxxed her faggot. That's what we do here. You are a horrible person for allowing it to happen.

>>717843606
But he asked him to stop :/

>>717843189
Nah, not with John's. I make her do that shit to me though. She loves anal. She hates ATM and rimming. Still, when I tell her to do it, she does it. I just know she's isn't enjoying it, which actually makes me enjoy it more.

I had a sexual relationship with my GF's dad when I was 18. He loved to suck me fresh after fucking my GF...

>>717843336

Classic

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I have zero friends just so I can have more time for leisure.

>>717831577
Ok Chunk

>>717830399
Whenever I see a thread full of email addresses (steam/paypal begging). I sign them all up for Mormon and Scientology spam. I usually spam paypal with their email and bad passwords to lock the more pathetic beggers out of their accounts.

>>717843745

Make her rim johns.

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Anyone wanna text this girl try and blackmail for more pics .. Kik joebummer46

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>>717843990
I luvs u

>>717843745

What in her childhood fucked her up so bad she needs to be treated this way?

Can you always spot them?

>>717843990

Nicely done. Esp locking them out of their accounts.

Fun fact: get the passcode wrong 10 times on phone and it auto deletes and bricks

>>717832572
No you haven't you liar.

Just last week.
>Work in hospital
>About to take patient to test
>102 year old female with severe Alzheimer's
>Make stretcher for patient
>Nurse carries her over, then rip
>Skin had torn on her legs from ankle to knee
>We bandage her leg
>Neither of us tell management

Later that week
>Take same patient from the ICU
>Multiple organ failure
>Collapsed lung from excess fluid
>MRSA likely from our actions
>Son says he'll see her before Christmas eve
>She dies before he arrives

using my sis as a cum dumpster for some time now.
i put several sleeping pills in her drink before she goes to sleep (i know what amount is not too much), and i can do whatever i want with her.
never did penetrate her cuz she would notice in the morning for sure, but rubbed my cock, touched her and cummed on her face, lips, tits.... you name it.
it took me a while to find a way to please my sick mind and my obsession with her but this is going great for 6 months now.

>>717843820
That's some fucked up shit right there. Why do I have a boner?

>>717844127
>>717844258
Thank you.

I was thinking of making a script to do it but im only fluent in python. The capchas kill me.

>>717844670
duuude
wat do you use that isn't legal and doesn't get her addicted to it??

age?

>>717844781
lethal* i meant damn autocorrect

>>717844140
Her dad disappeared when she was young. Her mother is a pillhead who dumped her with her grandmother. None of her brothers share a dad with her or each other. Grew up poor as fuck. I met her at a concert, brought her back to my place and said I'd take care of her. Once I realized she was damaged, I just mind gamed her into doing whatever I want. She has this huge fear of me kicking her out, so she does whatever I say to keep me happy.

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>>717844752
>I was thinking of making a script to do it but im only fluent in python.
That's okay, I still love you.
>The capchas kill me.
Same.

>>717844781
lunesta pills, and find the blue ones 3mg.....
(that's the usual prescription, one pill of 3)
i started with two of them but i got comfortable and now when i want to do it with her i use 3 pills=9mg

>>717845386
age? weight?

>>717845386
also, how frequent do you get her on them? once a week? you crush them and put them in a drink before bed? how long do effects last?

>>717845295

Did she resist the first time you whored her out?

>>717830399
>In high school biology, I forgot about a book report
>(it's biology, why the fuck was there a book report?)
>towards the end of the semester
>end of hour teach says "hand in report, class"
>halfyourgrade.dmg
>bell
>teach leaves reports on desk, goes to hall.
>room empties
>I take all the reports home in my backpack
>thinking I'll buy myself time to do the report over weekend and everyone will resubmit
>talks to class on monday
>am dissapoint
>principle says I have to exclude report from grade, you are all now exempt
>never wrote report
>got away with it

>>717844742
because it was fucking hot. He loved to hear me talk about how i fucked her. I kinda supect him of having done it with her himself, she was pretty fucked up sexually. He never admitted to it, but talking about it made him reallllly horny. Me too. We'd fantasize about her togehter, but also about his wife and the younger sister.... If only we could have done all of that in reality... :P

>>717845774

Book report in biology class??? WTF was the book? Origin of the Species?

>>717845636
>>717845695
128lbs, just turned 18 this year.
i usually get a chance to do it once a month, since she got to school in another town, so almost every time when she is home.
but if her visits were more frequent on a monthly base, i would still keep it this way, just for precautions

>>717845753
Not at all. First time was on CL, and the guy was like 60. She sucked his dick for two minutes and he came. He paid for the hotel room too, so we just stayed there all night and partied.

>>717830755
please kys

>>717843820
>>717845845

this is my fucking dream right here. that's some serious hard core fap material

>>717846057
very nice anon, very nice

how long do effects last at night? she is completely knocked out??

make sure you get pics/vids goin my dude
try for some anal playing/teasing (just the tip stuff if you're cautious about her feeling it the next morning)

>>717846262
yup. Horniest experience ever. I still fap to those memories

>>717846489
almost completely, but you need to wait a long long time to be sure she is asleep from pills, and when the pills start kicking in if she fell asleep normally before the effect started. so i can't know exactly but you have hour or two for sure to play around and that's more then enough.
but also must be patient and carefull, idk cuz i never did cross the line but i think doing something a little harmful could wake the person up

>>717847214
can you grab her and move her around?
make her put into "face down, ass up" positions?

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>>717830755
kys cunt

> be me in 1-8 grade
> fat kid, bullied a lot, especially by one girl
> 5 years ago - I am over 30 - someone create a facebook group for our class and adds all
> she friends me
> keep your friends close and enemies closer - accept.gif
> girl is fancy jewlery designer. Not a huge name, but still expensive.
> 2 years ago
> girl has put all of her money in a new collection of jewlery. Big gamle but she has a good chance of big break.
> be me, seeing what I have been waiting for
> create fake accounts on Facebook and Instagram
> start fake rumors.gif about people getting nickle allery from her jewlery
> be me, be a fucking one man 4chan army, strong in programming, manipulating skills with a plot for revenge. I am not fucking 10 anymore.
> girls big day
> rumors take off
> they fly
> big gamle fails.gif
> be me. smiling.gif
> jewlery company goes bankrupt 8 months later.
> be me. smiling.gif

>meet girl online
>feed her lies
>make her think Iove her
>never give real name
>just lies about my prestigious family
>she thinks she hit the jackpot
>convince her to move in with me
>she sells most of her stuff and buys plane ticket
>flies from Florida to Cali
>waits at airport for me to pick her up
>stop responding to her messages and block her
>become a ghost
>last message I see says "I have a really bad feeling, I think my heart is breaking"
>start up new online romance with another needy chick

>>717847724
WAS THAT YOU!!! You fucking idiot. I sold all of my things because I loved you and then you just left me in the airport. You are Hitler! No worse than Hitler!!! You made Maven. Go suck your own tiny dick your mother fucking ass sucking dog humping vegan democrat!!!

Btw. finished my master, got an awesome job. Worked through college as prime stripper. You left out on the good stuff.

>>717847214

she suspects something weird is happening when she sleeps so she now has a nanny cam. just wait until she sees that video and posts here

>>717848058

c'mere slut

>>717833076
hot?

>>717847385
you can turn her around sure but.... never tried but i think it is possible to adjust her in that position.
>>717848217
since this is happening for a while.... no

>>717848863
>since this is happening for a while.... no

she just started..... yes

>>717849410
even better if she posts..... i would be proud of her and wouldn't have to hide anymore
>kek