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Alright /b/ rekt thread Give me your worst

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Alright /b/ rekt thread
Give me your worst
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>>717827725
You're a virgin
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>>717827725
Weak
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>>717827725
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>>717827806
/thread
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>>717827725
HD version?
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>>717827924
>>717827806
Post or gtfo
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>>717827806
OP got REKT
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rekt of ur face
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>>717827725
bump
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>>717827725
Thats gore you retard.
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>>717827725
Bump
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Tell me what you think about these
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>>717831224
WHERE TO BUY
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>>717831385
>>717831121
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>>717827725

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I hope you get mauled to death by a roving pack of pitbulls you fucking piece of shit asshole.
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>>717831672
Kys newfag
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This one made me puke
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>>717831722
>Kys newfag

found the newfag
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>>717831901
Pretty much the same level
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>>717831978
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Fucking carnage I tell ya
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>>717832050
check em
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>>717832201
check what? there are no dubs you assface
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>>717831224
They STILL fucking suck. Take this shit to /fa/ you fucking teenager.
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>>717831901
>>>717831821
>How about this

This really makes me hungry, i've seen worst than this
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>>717832469
Then post it if you have it
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>>717832412
You sick fuck

Delet this
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>>717828619
by another virgin
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>>717832403
>>>717832201
Look mom, a firecracker
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>>717832447
You're going to see these every fucking day until you love them faggot.


I remember when I was just a child. I wanted mcNaldo's so badly. My mother wouldn't provide transportation for me to safely arrive at the establishment. I had already pledged my undying loyalty to the one and only Rhonda mcNaldo. I went through miles and miles of barbed wire coated in lemon juice, bee hives filled with hornets, and minefields in order to safely arrive and consume my delicious beef wellington ensemble. I would recommend it 10/10, I would take my own life in order to even come close to the pristine dining experience that mcNaldo's offers.
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>>717832558
>>>717832469 (You)
>Then post it if you have it
Sorry bro, i'm at work(in a mall)
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>>717832714
Rip send it after if you can
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>>717828787
That's gnarly as fuck. Only thing that made my heart skip a beat in the whole thread
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>>717827725
why did this make me laugh
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>>717832836
>>>717832714 (You)
>Rip send it after if you can
I really on my work, i'd like to send, but i didn't bring my hd
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>>717831901
Is he alive or is that just postmortem twitching?
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>>717832768
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>>717833140
>>>717832768
?
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>>717832050
I always thought the guy pointing was hilarious like, oh thanks, I almost missed the two dead guys in the trees. I would have stopped looking at this picture thinking it was a weird gathering of white people.
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>>717832294
The guy with its hand pointing up? No? The one with the Hitler's mustache??
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Someone here play ingress?
(It's me on the pic)
(Yes, i'm Br)
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>>717833555
Old pic, i'm already L10
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>>717833555
gold guardian pleb
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>>717828787
Is he dead ?
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>>717828787
Mind. Blown.
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>>717833316
his/her gender is rekt
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>>717832050
i bet a lot of bitches got fucked that night. good times.
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>>717832586
makes it even worse
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>>717832412
is he dead?
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>>717827806
/thread
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>>717832412
Reported you fucking degenerate
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>>717832665
For fucks sake, your two threads within the last 24 hours didn't go anywhere, and no one but an edgy unemployed high schooler draws on their shoes. It's not " custom" you're just gay for some one bullshit band. Take this shit to /fa/ so you and your self fellating, fart sniffing, asshole shaving, cock worshiping brethren can ooh and ahh about your amazing and unrecognized talent. Then you can have the attention of other men that you so desperately crave.
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>>717828787
Did he died?
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rip Don King
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>>717832108
>implying

Bernie's still got a shot, I just donated $120, match me?
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>>717827806
40kekarots.jpg
/thread
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>>717833946
>>>717833555 (You)
>gold guardian pleb
Send your agent name ;-;
Lets make a fucking field
Ultralink softbank isn't a problem
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>>717827806
why does everybody always rip on the op?
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>>717831224
I used to draw on my shoes when I was a kid too.
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>>717836069
Because op is always a fag. I'd tell you to lurk moar but i think it's pointless now.
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>>717836630
even you as op?
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>>717831224
Looks like some Tyler, The Creator shit
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>>717837291
The only rekt video I can't watch
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>>717828787
Is he kill?
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>>717831224
your musical tastes is as shit as your drawing skills
jk gotta love that Getter
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>>717838563
I can't watch the one of the guy fisting a cheese grater, shit makes my fist cringe.
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>>717833107
Alive and completely conscious. I made the mistake of watching the video with sound. Those screams.
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>>717827725
Kek
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>>717833319
>>717832050
Same.

*Insert sarcastic jab at how obvious the two dead African American are amongst a sea of Caucasian Americans*
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>>717838809
>AAAHHHHHH

Will never forget. Imagine trying to protect your face only to realize that your bloody stumps are useless and that you cannot blink or close your eyes.

However, what got me the most was Sweet Child of Mine playing on the radio at the end.

Imagine the agony while this song plays your final moments to hell.
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>>717838501
>That guy just standing there looking like he's about to walk away
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>>717839048
Josephine Otero, hung to die slowly while BTK wanked off to her terrorized face.

Just beforehand, most of her family was killed in front of her.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0UgwfGl_bnI
0:35
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>>717832050
>murica
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>>717839179
Jesus, this right here is probably the most fucked video I've seen yet. GJ
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>>717832469
Shut up, you edgy wannabe
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>>717831901
yea this one was probably the worst ive ever seen. the fact that he was alive the whole time is fucked up. they skinned his face, cut off his hands, ripped out his eyes, and shoved a machete in his mouth then beheaded him all whilst he was making blood gurgling noises. fucked up
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Maybe?
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I have no idea how to make a webm because I am a faggot.

But there's a website chock full of animal abuse. It's a blog meant to raise awareness, but here's a screenshot of a dog being blowtorched slowly to death after being boiled alive/fur ripped off while the Chinese cackle and laugh at it scream and try to escape, only to be dragged back to its agonizing death.
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>>717842119
sauce?
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>>717842119
you're cooking that dog wrong idiot
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>>717832412
holy fuck
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>>717842304
Fightdogmeat

Just google that, hit the video section up top and China - Uncensored.

This one is probably the worst in my opinion.
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>>717827725
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OeOJ9lL1s00
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>>717828787
Noice
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>>717832403
You fucking deserved that one bud
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Does anyone have the picture of the dudes peeled head, his hand next to his head holding his mutilated ballsack? Without any captions would be great.
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>>717827725
Isn't that the head of the Bronx mother it was dismembered by her autistic son because she wouldn't let him leave the house? Space they found her in multiple suitcases and garbage bags around the neighborhood.
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>>717832050
That's just pleasing.
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Snuff snuff
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>>717827725
>>717843798
I thought it was Beetlejuice.
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>>717828787
nerve gas
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>>717833107
He is alive he was trying to wave them away from him
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>>717837291
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck I cant deal with shit with eyes
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>>717833555
source?
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>>717827806
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>>717844162
I laughed, I'm going to hell for this.
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>>717844936
>tfw you're so mad at your ex, you dgaf if it's on camera when you kill her
nice oldie but goodie
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>>717845136
>Creaking up to a Dump Truck's Blind spot wearing all black.
H....how stupid can she be?
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>>717845416
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>>717845468
kek
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>>717838779
>ADC Tries to fight Graves at close distance
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>>717843727
kek
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>>717845794
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>>717827725 hey, isnt that the lvl 20 boss in Let it die?
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>>717845468
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>>717840832
Bendy.
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>>717840855
>niggers gonna nig
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>>717839374
Diamonds
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>>717844460
>the video with sound is really brutal dude, he scream really hard
>Background music is funky town
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>>717839374
um..
who is btk
and how can he do something like this

he must really have balls to kill an entire family and go through with hanging a child.
he's probably old
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>>717845853
KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
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>>717832412
oh shit! enough 4chan today, I close
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>>717847011
https://allday.com/post/1070-the-terrifying-true-story-of-the-btk-killer/
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>>717828787
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>>717837291
Damn, never seen that one
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>>717831901
>Build the wall
>Nuke mexico
>MAGA
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>>717839374
Rader: Okay, first of all Mr. Otero was strangled, or a bag put over his head and strangled. Then I thought he was going down. Then I went over and strangled Mrs. Otero and I thought she was down. Then I strangled Josephine. I thought she was down. And then I went over to Junior and put the bag on his head. After that, Mrs. Otero woke back up and, you know, she was pretty upset with what's going on so I came back and, at that point in time, strangled her with a death strangle at that time.

Judge: What did you do then?

Rader: Put a bag over his head. I put a cloth over his head -- a t-shirt and a bag so he couldn't tear a hole in it -- and he subsequently died from that. Then when I went back, Josephine had woke back up.

Judge: What did you do then?

Rader: I took her to the basement and eventually hung her.

Judge: You hung her in the basement?

Rader: Yes sir.

Judge: Did you do anything else at that time?

Rader: Yes, I had some sexual fantasies. That was after she was hung.
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>>717836859
Shhhh you'll force him to think! :O
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>>717827725
merely pretending
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>>717848307
fap fap fap
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>>717846070


WTF HAPPENED HERE>
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>>717837291
Stopped watching after 10 seconds
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>>717848625
he even tells you what happened right there in the video

he obviously put the gun to his head/mouth and either shot himself or it went off by accident
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>>717848795


THERE IS NO SOUND YOU FUCKING MORON FUCK FACE FAGGOT.
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>>717846004
Good dog. ;3
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>>717837303
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>>717848916
yes, there is no sound.

And still, he quite noticeably shows you, what he did with the gestures at the end. He even tells you to not try it on yourself.
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>>717849449
THERE IS NO SOUND YOU FUCK FACE NIGGER. YOU CAN'T BE SURE WHAT HE IS SAYING YOU FUCKING KFC EATING FAGGOT
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>>717848625
Probably tried to an hero. That, or he fell off a motorcycle and got a face full of road rash.
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>>717837291
what was he trying to do even?
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>>717848916
>He tried hard to fit in, unaware that he came off as no more than the triggered autist that he was.
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>>717843727
I don't know. I just can't handle animal abuse or deaths. People, sure i have no probs with that but i guess it's cause i'm a fag and think that animals just doesn't understand our world and therefore i think it's a damn shame with stuff like this.
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>>717846004
is it animal cruelty if another animal does it?
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>>717838501
nice gta physics
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>>717849541
>His edge was loud and ferocious, but while it remained to dull to slice melted butter, it cut through his own faggotry with ease.
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>>717849832


TRIED TO FIT IN WITH WHO FUCK FACE FAGGOTS? A BUNCH OF NO LIFE FAGGOTS?

WOW. I WILL TRY HARDER 300POUND 12 YEAR OLD.
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>>717850114


STFU YOU FAT 300 POUND 12 YEAR OLD. YOU BETTER NOT LEAVE HOME SCHOOL OR YOU GOING TO GET KILLED.
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>>717850114


cringe
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>>717849920
what a nice place would be America if there were no niggers.
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>>717840832
>mfw I use these at work
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>>717845794
Kek
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>>717849857
It's not animal abuse, nobody is doing it for fun, they are going to eat the dog you dipshit.

You're like the kind of faggot who cries about pigs getting slaughtered and then goes to McDonalds.
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>>717842540
holy shit this site
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>>717842540
damn now im hungry. time to head to my mickey D's
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>>717850435
Amen
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>>717837291
He's trying to escape nerve gas lolXDDD
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>>717827806
So much samefag replies to this
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>>717849857
if youre not a vegan, fuck off.
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>>717840832
Neck and ribs broken
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>>717831901

Is this cartel?
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>>717852507
yap
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>>717851900
Shut up, you edgy wannabe
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>>717828787
i hope he is fine desu
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>>717846513
Clever girl
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>>717849541
He read his lips.
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>>717852575
Shut up, you white knight wannabe
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>>717851005
wtf are they yo
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>>717848041

wtf why censor the woman's snatch?
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>>717838501
my mind is is conditioned to hearing Initial D soundtrack every time i see something like this
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>>717850435

We wouldn't need a 2-party system because we wouldn't have to cater to niggers.
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>>717839048
They're not African American, they're Black Americans.
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This is so much better when baked ;)
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>>717843727
What the actual fuck?
Middle of the street, daylight, open gas flame?
What shit hole country and wtf are they doing?
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>>717853144
that's how I like my womyn
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>>717833555
Only 4 portals discovered? You're a fucking bitch. Not to mention lvl 10 in three years is weak shit.
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>>717854731
Was he trying to split him up the middle? Also
>dem flip flops
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>>717849920
>>717852395
>>717851501
i cant believe how stupid you are, i really hope youre trolling. I would still be shocked if they eat dogs, but you can still jsut kill this dog without abusing him...
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>>717855113
Cocaine is one hell of a drug!
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>>717849920

what happens after 0:47??? it keeps stopping there for me
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>>717842119
You're a disgusting piece of shit. I hope you live a long and healthy life. And I also hope you find a nice woman to settle down with and have 4 kids. Three boys and two girls. Who all grow up to be around the age of 6-8. I then hope your wife, and all of your kids get cancer. I hope you watch them pass through the stages as they slowly die. I hope no one turns up for their funerals because you are a piece of shit and everyone avoids you. I hope you live long enough to feel so much pain, that death is the only way out. You'd want to see your lost family I guess. You'd then cut your worthless wrist and do the world a favour. I hope you bleed on the dirty floor. Where your blood belongs. After you die, no one would notice so no one would clear your corpse from that nice white rug your wife loved so much. (Now mostly red) after a couple weeks, your dirty body will decompose and rot into the rug. Not even rats would would to eat you, you worthless piece of shit.
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>>717831901
Saw this the other night,
> mfw that's a weird ass way to get rid of a bod....
> mfw that's no moon!
> mfw that poor fucker's face is off, arms are stubs, he's still trying to stub fight them
> He's got a harpoon in his fucking facehole to keep him down
> Shock hasn't killed him yet, he could last a good couple more days of this.
Anyone got the info on this?
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>>717855631
nothing he just takes the cash and leaves
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>>717832412
Rip anon
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>>717855685
so butthurt lmao go on pls
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>>717846513
I am impressed as fuck. Those reflexes.
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>>717834081
No he's fine, he was a pretty smart Asian, so with that much brain loss, he's an above average intelligent nigger now.
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>>717855600
Idiot... Become vegan and we can talk faggit! Vegan's evolved humans not like ling lings and nig nogs
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>>717837291
Gah, fuck, 3 seconds and I shut it down. What kind of drugs do you need to manage something like that?
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>>717846088
You nig nogs keep it up and were gonna re-establish the jim crowe laws. You people make me sick, come down south and see if you dont get your ass shot.
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>>717856199
he baited that shit smarter than most googles
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>>717831224
Trash, try harder
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>>717831487
i dunno if it's rekt but 8/10, I cringed
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>>717845554
Peaceful Nature.
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>>717828619
looks like a fucking clicker
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>>717856502
>Vegan.....

Fuck you, stop eating my food's food. Holier than thou cunts like you are depriving my food of its food.
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>>717856997
Unintelligent being you will eventually understand. Now go out and fuck ur sister and get molested by your dad just like all the other normal days
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>>717846070
nigga would be dead as fuck, shit is weak ass fake
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>>717832412
Fucking degenerate, reported
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>>717856578
higher res pics pls
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>>717857346
Nobody told you to say anything nigger
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>>717840351
fake and gay
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>>717853090
>>717853090
Top kek!
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>>717857316
Wow, that's amazing. Enlighten me with your wisdom, great one.

Just to remind you you're a degenerate on a degenerate board. That makes you one of us. ONE OF US.
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>>717846377
Nyan cat?
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>>717856502
>>717857316
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0O_VYcsIk8
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>>717843727
Is this some kind of a ritual. What a fuck country.
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>>717845720
Git Fukt Cat
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>>717851501
killyourself fucking nigger
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>>717846075
The dog was actually put down.
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>>717848041
Heuuuzzz walkin wid da white wimminn.
Kill da white boy, rape da white wimminn.
Sheeeiiittt pow-leeeze
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>>717854731
Apparently this dude raped a kid.
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>>717855113
This fagot wants HIV from Charlie Sheen. Google it.
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>>717838570
Yes
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>>717857346
It's not fake. That's what happens if you point the muzzle away from your brain and towards your face. This happens fairly often. Though most times they just die slowly afterwards or live a fucked up life
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>>717860025
he's a retard
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>>717846070
>>717848795
>>717849686
Pretty sure he is a casualty of whatever mini war is happening in his shithole country.
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>>717846513
I dont get this kinda shit. Ur filming something and when the 'action' happens (ur not even get touched or hit) u are going to shake the hell out of the camera. Then just dont record
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>>717860238
Agreed. I mean you can even see that the dried blood has the correct colour. The flesh has the correct consistency and floppyness (or how ever you spell that shit)
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>>717831224
I like them, I'd buy it for at least 100
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>>717831901
this video's getting old..
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>>717859209
Soon that spic will pay for his mistakes.
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>>717850435
>>717853773
what a nice place america would be if there were no IQs <= that of your average racitst.
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>>717837291
EUUGH FEELS LIKE IM BLIND NOW
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>>717846075
>>717859209
>>717860924
didnt the midget mexcrement saved the dog? giving the doggo a home after everyone got mad at him
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>>717837291
Can't unsee.
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>>717835367
Fuck me daddy
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>>717842119
you fucking human trash bag piece of shit, words can never fully expressed my sheer hatred towards your pathetic miserable existence, you not only have a lack of being worthy enough for the presence of my boot, but you seem to insist on barging your life into everyone elses with your total retardation. who the fuck do you think you are, anon? you're a fucking wreck with no friends, families, goals or possessions, fuck, you shouldn't even be sleeping on that half broken bunk bed you've owned ever since you were 5 and when your brother was aborted. the fact you have the nerve to show your presence anonymously over 4chan baffles me to this very day, as I'm typing this my thought process has metamorphose into a static producing nothing other than a white noise from the concussion your fucking retardation has bestowed upon me

tl;dr you're a fucking faggot
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>>717860487
On second thought, after reading the comments on BG, this appears to be the case: (pretend I greentexted the whole thing)

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Sivira Francisco Antonio Medina, 18, was involved in thirteen homicides in Lara state. He tried to kill himself at a ranch used as a hideout. He fired a FAL rifle into his chin and the bullet went through his ??nose. Although his face was horribly disfigured, he did not die. The young man had been heavily using drugs prior to the attempted suicide, which likely explains his calm demeanor despite the extensive facial injuries.

He was rescued by officials the next day. He was found lying in the backseat of a car used as furniture. He was very weak due to blood loss, but was still alive. Apparently, he made it through surgery and they “reconstructed” his face.
————

Original Source: http://www.eluniversal.com/sucesos/131210/joven-intento-matarse-tras-asesinar-a-trece-personas
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>>717862152
But then here are two different translations of the Spanish audio:

1

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The ppl are speaking Spanish, and based on their accents it sounds like the video is from Venezuela. Anyways, the person recording starts with .” OK, LOOK,WE ARE HERE WITH “THE ROOSTER”, SO THAT WHOEVER KEEPS UP WITH IT” then at the 14:00 second mark the guy with the blasted face asks for the rifle, and the camera man says “OK LETS TAKE OUT THE BULLET MAGAZINE” and gives it to him, then he says “NO, YOUR NOT GONNA KILL YOURSELF YET FAGGOT, HERE, HOLD IT, HOLD IT, HOLD IT, NOT YET, OK, HERE WE ARE WITH “THE ROOSTER” WITH HIS RIFLE, THAT HES GOING AROUND TALKING SHIT, THAT WE SNITCHED ON HIM, TALKING SHIT, CUZ WE ARE SERIOUS”. then the video ends. …maybe gang related?
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>>717862429
And 2:

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You are correct in that it is Spanish but not Colombian. Sounds Dominican or may be even Panamanian. Here is my translation, btw I did a road trip from Los Angeles to southern Argentina, plus I majored in Spanish in college, taught Spanish while in grad school and come from Central America where similar variants of the Spanish used here are used:
“Well, here we are with the Pollo (nickname) for those of you who are interested in the issue (or to those this may concern)”
The other guys says: “vamos a sacarle el peine” that is an idiomatic expression meaning that they will torture him to get information (peine) out of him or it can be literal and they will extract the comb (I doubt it).
Next is: “No te vamos a matar todavia MARICON, aguantAla, aguantAla, ahorita no” We are not going to kill you yet pussy, take it like a man (repeated three times), not right now!, (aguantar plus la) in the voseo form is: Aguantala with accent on the third A from left to right (voseo form of Spanish).

He repeats again: Here we are with el Pollo and his FAL (Fusile Automatique Leger) or light automatic rifle! There are some out there saying lies (hablar paja) y que nosotros le hechamos el cambio ( I don’t know that expression) but they are lying because we are serious….
Bottom line, after seeing the FAL without its magazine, el Pollo was probably involved in a shoot out with those in front of him, they wounded him in the face in the process (he ran out of ammo) and he is captured alive, magazine is removed from his famous FAL and he is about to be executed!! I feel very confident this is the case. If there are any Caribbean or Panamanians on here I am sure they can confirm the words used….
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>>717848933
I love when dogs get fucked up just so people like your fucking faggot bitch pussy ass gets offended.
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>>717837303
Stop
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>>717827725
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ACzVrGG87U
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>>717836069
How to spot the newfag: The begining
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>>717862486
stupid bitch wearing headphones
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>>717848041
well aren't you just an edgy nigger?

>unless you're just trying to look black LOL
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>>717837303
NO I HAVE A TARANTULA AND FUCK THIS MAKES ME SAD
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>>717853144
did this guy take any more pics?
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>>717862660
Both these ladies were quite literally (and I use that word literally) too stupid to live.
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i like this one he ran from police jumped from a highway and landed on a fence
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>>717845136
Wtf he disappeared
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>>717862903
Good show! Vlad would be impressed.
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>>717848041
Kek at the fucking faggot pussy running off after hitting a woman. Hang him.
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>>717862848
Why do you have one?
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>>717855372
did he death????
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>>717844936
A E S T H E T I C
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>>717862700
Nope, I'm a smart black man in Michigan who does research and not get brainwashed by the media. Also thought it'd be funny if Trump got meme'd to the office.
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>>717840855
This is why I never tried to learn how to do a flip.
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>>717845833
Get raped :)
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>>717849920
He's trying to collect money so he can continue paying child support withiout getting a job. Or there is some special going on at KFC or some shit.
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>>717863341
how on earth is that a triple kill?
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>>717863096
theyre pretty fucking cute and i have more than one
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>>717858147
no its just their version of ordering lobster.. china I think
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>>717863560
He got his head squashed up 3 times
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>>717863091
>lynch
>trying 2 hard
you suck at trollin, m8
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>>717863222
aye, I'm Canadian and voted for Trudeau when I was 18 (best possible political scenario) so I didn't really have to worry about any of that shit.

However, what really caught my concern was when Hilary said she basically wanted to start a WW3 with Russia, also how the media completely hid that fact and focused completely on Donald's bigotry.

It's fucking scary, really. The US is literally looking for any possible excuse to go at war.
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>>717863091
Please tell me this bitch is in jail?
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>>717828787
brain strain
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>>717863668
I don't think it means what you think it means
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>>717846070
Wort wort wort!
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>>717845468
even horses cant deal with a womans shit
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>>717845554
wow never did I ever expect to see something like this
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>>717863795
Mother did it before - was mentally ill. Is in jail.
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>>717863757
And that's why I voted Trump. Not looking for another war. CNN lately blamed Fallout 4 for russia hacking the election. Hmm...
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>>717849920
>>717850435
What a nice place the WORLD would be if there were no negroes
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>>717845853
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>>717832201
kek
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>>717845554
Aww dude, it ate the shit pipe.
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>>717848916
Are you that autistic you can't read hand gestures you fucking chimp
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>>717864300
that was the longest brief period of my life.
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>>717854731
top kek
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>>717842119
I hope someone murders everyone you've ever cared about while you're forced to watch.

>>717843534
BAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
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>>717863341
He probably didn't expect the truck to stop there, but instead of braking and waiting for the bus to pass, he tried to pull some fancy move that was way above his skill level. Or he was drunk, or both.

And while it's obvious to me that the cartel guy with his hands and face off is still alive, I'm pretty sure this person is dead and is doing that autonomic gasping for air thing that bodies do, but the head is so messed up, I am not 100%. Perhaps the brain is OK under all that mess. Sauce?

Aaand before I hit submit, I found the sauce and the bitch is still alive! Fuck...

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=224_1466822247
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>>717846070
"It's just a flesh wound."
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>>717853144
Fake and gay bread

Literally bread
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>>717857395
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>>717864182
>hacking the election
you mean
>leaking stupid emails
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>>717860514
>Hipsters are so sheltered, that they can't even take the emotional strain of seeing another animal in distress.
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>>717846070

did he tried to chew 6 gums?
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>>717865384
please tell me this is NOT fucking real
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>>717865465
https://www.yahoo.com/tech/cnn-uses-screenshot-fallout-4-show-russians-hack-190753731.html
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>>717832050

i love how the guy in the front could be anybody
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