/b/e honest , Could you kick my ass?

>>717815785
You're pretty small, you're just one of those lean kids that's think their big and use lighting to their advantage

post a real picture of yourself first

>>717815870
Very true
This is only two months in the gym tho, the gains keep coming

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>>717815785
depends. you have experience in any sorf of fighting? if so you cant tell by pictures cuz muscles aint mutch too the equasion of winning. if no, probably

>>717815974
I assure you, this photo is real.

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>>717816007

>>717815785

Your insecurities are showing

>>717816007
I have wrestling experience, never been in a fistfight

>>717816094
Don't worry, I'm protected by 11 layers of irony

>>717815870
This
Also a kick to your kneecap would render your upper body pretty useless
What happened to leg day?

>>717815785
Right now yeah, in about 20 lbs of more muscle prob not.

>>717815785
need stats like height and weight

Also as >>717816007 stated experience is key

I've boxed and had bouts with mma rules against guys of all shapes and sizes but the hardest guys to deal with were the ones that hard some understanding of technique and who have had ring/fight experience

>>717816030
reverse image searched it
found it on a thread in august

>>717816180
You can't even see my legs Kek
But your assumption is correct, my legs aren't very conditioned. I have knee issues

Probably, been boxing for a while.

At this current point in time no

>>717816086
how the fuck u interpret that into this? 6´2 230lbs breh
>no/not mutch muscle ≠ fast
just means you can also be fat and strong, i had this one guy in my team that was like 30% bodyfat but had had fucking bone breaking puches man

>>717816097
good enough, would be a tough fight
id actually say wrestling is good for learning to read body language

>>717816276
6'1" 180 lbs
Wrestling experience , no real fighting experience

>>717816316
I can see your ass and abs,
I deduced enough
If there is an issue, It will only get better with training

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I will beat you off even if you got more muscular mass:muscles are not strenght.And you are forcing all your arm muscles for pic

>>717816541
>I will beat you off
I bet you would

>>717816541
>I will beat you off

I bet you say that to all the guys

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>>717815785
I'm a 52 degree blackbelt and have studied the kung fu in a Tibetan temple for 12 years

I am also a 5 year veteran in the navy whales

I am also a bear

>>717816541

You want to beat us off little fairy boy ?

Sissy little faggot

>>717816495
You like my ass do?
Yeah I really need to work on inner thigh exercises so it keeps my kneecap from shifting around and potentially dislocating again

>>717815785
No need I have a glock. Muscles can't melt dank bullets.

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It's not about winning or losing,
It's about me taking you on right here and right now.

>>717816541
>beats people off
Please Senpai.

>>717815785

Without training and never being in a real street fight I'd say your chances are based on luck. Technique trumps size in a fight. Remember this when you are at the club w your skin tight black shirt on thinking you are the shit after a couple rounds of drinks.

>>717816712
Life isnt like anime

Probably. It's not rocket science to kick someone in the ass if you're not a cripple.

>>717816541
What kind of windows is that?!? You need to invest in some home improvement bruh.

I totally could. 90 kg and 4 years of muay thai

>>717816755
kek so many of those faggots

>>717816466
lol im 6'0" 190

My ground game is for shit so if you could close the distance and you had a good amount of wrestling experience you would win easy especially considering your BF%. However, in any form of stand up I think I got ya beat

Compared to the average Joe, literally any amount of training is enough to secure a win so you would do well in the street if you're tough.

>>717816755
Kek
Thanks, that sounds like fun actually.

>>717815785
From the look of it, yes, you are lean, but don't look particularly strong or large.

>>717816836
bitch you actually dont know shit, square up

>>717816758
I know life isn't like anime but it still applies to life you know you shouldn't be afraid to fight somebody just because they're bigger than you, not saying you should just get in fights everyday though

>>717816625
ass is directly connected to thighs,
having worked out for years myself, I know the ways a body takes shape
just be careful not to over compensate
I did that and ended up with a right trap 1 and a half times longer than my left... bad times

>>717816712
No shit though,
"Win, lose, or draw you got down and that's gangster"

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>>717816894
Who do you think you are? Happy Gilmore?

>>717815785
If I had like a Blunt object

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i'll get my waifu to do it for me

>>717817051
Damn straight man, sometimes walking away isn't good enough and fuck them if they bleed you can hurt him.

>>717816541
Oh shit! It's that tattoo I give up

>>717816415
> wrestling
> read body language
that's why a huge % of wrestlers are the homosexual

>>717816894
the mumen rider got his ass kicked though

>>717816884
Fuck u self pussy ass nigga

>>717817056
No but a few people said that I look like Adam Sandler I personally don't see it good movie though he does kick a lot of ass in that movie

>>717817212
OP here
No.
That's why a huge % of wrestlers would hurt you if they got you to the ground.

>>717817238
Post a pic Minnie adam

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one punch to your weakass sternum, cascading you into arrhythmia

>>717817215
Ya Moon Man Rider got his ass kicked but that's not the point the point is is that he just didn't stand there or bitch out he knew he couldn't beat the Sea King and he knew he was most likely going to die but still with knowing all of that he still was about that Thug Life

>>717817289
> 2017
> still scared to come out of the closet
be brave lil wrasslin homo

>>717815785
I have a gun so I'd win, otherwise I'd have sex with your butt on the account that I'm a gay man.

>>717816870
I am lean but im fairly strong for my size

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>>717817336
K.
The red mark on my face is a birthmark

>>717817289
because of the anal sex?

>>717817418
Y-y-you hurt my f-f-feelings dad

do you even lift kid
you skinny fuck
come fight me
and i will use my size to fucking smash you on the ground
and know who the fuck alpha is in this shit

>>717817576
Kek I can actually see the resemblance, props anon

>>717817576
looks like a rug burn. you been scooted across the carpet some?

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>>717817645
> fuck alpha

>>717817582
>>717817699
this clears that up

>>717817582
I mean -
I don't discriminate, ass is ass.

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>>717817777
dem quads

>>717817777
Checked m8

>>717817576
I bet you kiss girls faggot

>>717815785
Are you good at fighting?

>>717817944
Only the ones that have mustaches and who clits are bigger than my dick.

>>717817972
Like I've said, I have wrestling experience not fistfighting experience.
If you're a boxer and can keep me from taking you to the ground, I'd be fucked.

For all of those people in this thread that have never been in a fight, try it sometime. It actually doesnt hurt at all on account of the adrenaline. The only thing about fighting that sucks is getting tired and people tend to use so much energy all at once to throw a few punches that they stop swinging and just dont want to fight after about 30 seconds. The fear of getting hurt is waaaaaay worse than actually getting hurt.
It's really not that bad though and very fun. Food for thought, if you have never fought, might as well try it out.

>>717817699
Birth mark my nigga

>>717818097
Are those the ones you want? Or are you settling for water trash ?

>>717815785
Probably

>>717815785
can you stop a gunshot?

>>717818152
Thanks anon, that's the push I needed to confront the Starbucks guy who keeps getting my name wrong

>>717818199
I tell myself that I'm never going to settle that I feel like I'm settling every single day 4 Waterdown trash but I mean hey as long as they're warm wet and furry I'm down and only have two legs

>>717817082
>>717817443
>>717818250
Obviously this is referring to hand to hand fighting, not if you'd have the guts to put a bullet into me.

>>717818272
please video confrontation

>>717818387
Live stream? Give me some fighting tips before I fuck his ass up tho

>>717818380
OP had asked who could kick his ass
So no hands should be involved

>>717818152
Thanks anon. Thats the push I needed to finally confront mother

>>717818296
I feel you mayne. Just remember the pleasure is for you, not them. They all feel the same inside

>>717818380
>Obviously this is referring to hand to hand fighting
>acting like there is some sort of fighting code of honor
>confirmed basement dweller and virgin

>>717818460
start by launching said cup of coffee at the cashier who got your name wrong
And I guess jump over the counter at some point getting a headkick in as you go would be great
play everything else by ear

>>717815785
Sure I could. I'd just walk up behind you while you were paying attention to something else and boot+ass.
I have just kicked your ass.

>>717818570
No you don't

>>717815785
I could not only kick your ass but i would prison rape it while you are lying on the floor beaten all to fuck, then cut off your dick because a pussy like you will not need it anymore.

>>717815785
yes unless you know wing tsung better then me>>717815870

>>717818588
Stop trying to derail the thread with bullshit

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>>717818737

>>717818674
Edgelord /10

>>717818674
Is it still prison rape when it happens out of prison?
Or are only orange jumpsuits needed?

>>717815785
Probably yes, but because I am a high level competitive martial arts student in several practices. My strength is contextually functional, but not aesthetic, like yours.

>>717815785
I'm 6'7 and 266lbs so yes

>>717818570
>I live in Mali,Africa
This guy could beat, then eat OP.

I could kick your ass.
You wouldn't stand a chance against me in scrabble.

>>717815785
If I'm swinging at you with a wide left jab are you going to instinctively cover your face or your dick?

If you answered face, then yes, I just kicked you square in the dick.

Muscle doesn't mean shit. I fight dirty. Onetime a guy had me in a headlock trying to choke me out and in order to turn the battle to my favor I reached my hand into the waistband of his gym shorts and pinched a good chunk of one of his balls between my fingernails. Regretted it later on when I had to clean ball-skin out from under my fingernails, but that dude was like at least 1.75 my size and in way better shape than me physically, yet of the two of us he wound up in the hospital. That's a win in my book.

>>717818804
>in a scrabble
Kek, I think I could anon.

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>>717818781
who are you?
The fucking mountain?

>>717818781
Post a pic nigger

>>717818852
>how i became known has handjob harry

>>717818460
If it goes to the ground try to choke or isolate one of his limbs to bend it where it doesnt need to bend

keep your fucking hands up, cannot stress this enough, and block like this during stand up

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9n3UXiEuD3Q

remember he will almost 100% not throw body shots so using your arms to block like that is muy importande

remember elbows and knees are real super hard parts of the body

throwing a feint will mindfuck a novice fighter

body shots work if you hit a few key points (liver, kidney, sternum) but dont aim for the belly that does nothing

keep your fucking hands up

go get em champ

>>717818852
Hospitalized a dude from pinching his nuts too hard? And you feel good about that?

>>717818970
>fondly frank

Why don't we set up a /b/ fight club?
We'll gofundme a travel budget, let people opt in, then set up the fights and run through the tourney
There can be only one

>>717818789
After giving him aids

>>717815785
You look like you just started working out a month ago
Yeah I had the same confidence when I was 18 or whatever
Been lifting for 6 years now tho, I'd pummel you

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>>717815785
i would kill you because you are a fucking faggot and you should die

>>717815785
Maybe if you got the step ladder otherwise I'll just be kicking your upper back.

>>717819091
Give it a break. If pic is legit OP has pretty good results so far, keep it up.

>>717815785
>implying muscle mass/body fat ratio had anything to do with how well you fight

Do you even cardio bro? I've boxed for a great many of years and I love fighting faggots like you who think they're tough cuz they work out to look like a woman. So yeah, assuming you can't fight worth shit because you have an IQ of 12, pretty sure I could kick your ass. I could lose though, stranger things have happened.

>>717816541
>bad facial hair
>bad teeth
>ears that stick out
>hardly any body hair
We all know why you work out.

>>717815785
Yes. Mostly cause ive been in boxing since i was 8 and also i fight so dirty it makes a pile of charlie sheens shit look spotless white tile floor clean. Cause lets be honest fighting fair outside of ring is good way to end up in the hospital.

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>>717815785

>>717819191
As I've stated many times now, I have wresting experience. I cardio.
>>717819111
I'll consider it for the trips
>>717819091
I am fairly new to bulking, thanks for noticing

>>717815785
Ask yourself this: If I'm already fucking your bitch, why do I have to?

>>717819267
Cause you re gf don't like fatty guy,

>>717819400
Jokes on you, I haven't had a girlfriend in years

>>717816316
Knee grow?

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>>717819191
Boxing is best martial art

this is now a boxing thread

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>>717815785
Maybe.
I'm 6'6, 260 pounds, muscular
but more body fat than you.
I'm probably stronger than you but fuck I admire your definition

>>717819384
>implying I'd read through this shit thread

Honestly, why do you come on the internet to an anonymous image board of all places to gain the respect and admiration of complete and total strangers who'd much rather see you cut your dick off for us? Are you this much of a loser, you lack any real life friends to give you a confidence boost? FAGGOT.

>>717819496
Then why would I have to fight you at all?

Only reason I have ever had to fight someone was because they were getting up in my face at a brewery and the bar tender wouldn't do anything about it.

>>717819555
I'm not here for respect or admiration, so your post was a waste

Ya'll don't stand a chance against a VX mist. Ya'll be dead niggers

>>717815785
I'm 5'10, wear glasses, and am 165 lbs.

I probably couldn't beat you at arm wrestling, but I'm a Taekwondo blackbelt. I think properly used kicks in street fights are really effective and don't even need to be that fast, just strong. I wouldn't drag out the fight because I'd get tired. I have a devastating right cross. I fight anyone but niggers, even trained whites are easier than niggers because they flail their nigger arms all over and I'm bound to get hit so fuck that. I'd either knock the wind out of you then nigger pummel you on the ground, or, if you're slow, just nigger flail until i have an opening for a right cross. I wouldn't necessarily "kick your ass."

>>717819685
Just from looking at the picture I can tell you have a lot of definition but probably not a lot of core strength, so yeah I could probably kick your ass.

Yes.

Muscles do not a man make.

>>717819532
With your size, if you landed a couple punches on me id go down kek

>>717815785
>seeking confirmation of self worth from strangers on the internet who are totally void of any empathy

Let me know how this works out for you, cuck.

>>717815785
yes absolutely. why do you ask?

>>717816097
wrestling is not useful in self defense
if you are quick and tactile you could prob grip someone down to the ground

but in a real fight this guy aint goin to stop once you got him pinned

if i were in your shoes
id train more and start enrolling in different types of self defense classes aswell as a multitude of different martial arts

then youd need to get in fights
win some or lose some the experience gained is more than needed

all in all yes
i would beat you into a pulp
every time you try to grab me
i would break part of that limb until you stop using it i would win by either beaten you out cold or dead

Yep I'd smash u kid and the fake pic of the dude he'd get his ass whooped too

>>717819784
my biggest downfall would be exchanging blows standing up, I'm not used to throwing or taking punches

>>717819685
You're not going to find genuine honesty here. No constructive criticism. Just kill yourself.

>>717815785
strength doesnt win the fight, speed wins the fight, so yes, consider your ass kicked

>>717820015
Then you're fucking done against a person who's been boxing for 16 years, m8.

>>717819012
He started it, so yeah. Get sum

>>717819964
I'll take the fake pic thought as a compliment.
>>717819872
I am not basing my self worth off this thread top Kek, just wondering where I stand against other /b/tards

>>717815870
bulk doesn't win fights, knowing how to fight wins fights

>>717820174
You're absolutely right , I wouldn't stand a chance. Have you used your boxing experience outside of the gym?

>>717820236
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kjFp1R5klo4

this man knows

>>717820207
How many fights have you been in? In the ring or on the street?

>>717818852
fuking kek

Well, there are two types of people in the world. Those who fight fair, and those who win.

>>717818852
This is like how all the retard kids fight at school, grabbing hair and pinching, kicking like crazy. Just takes one good punch to put em down.

>>717820015
So you basically just use that upper body strength to subdue your opponent.

What if someone kicks you in the face before you can get within arm's reach?

>>717820360
0 fights, I wrestled for 3 years in the gym though

>>717820336
Yes of course. At bars and stuff when I was younger, but I don't go looking for trouble. There's always someone bigger and tougher than you are. Always. So I try not to judge a person's ability just on their looks.

>>717820391
Yeah. One good punch to the dick. Get up after that one.

I've taken hits to the face and gotten up. I have yet to see someone get up after I've kicked them in the dick.

the people in this thread that think they have giant brass balls and would whoop anyone obviously have know idea just how little they actually know about fighting

>>717820438
You might wanna get a punching bag and maybe start sparring someone who knows what they're doing before you go jump into a fight lol

>>717815785
I'm not that buff but I do Muai Thai so yeah.

>>717820480
Smart. I'd be afraid of assault lawsuits now days. Kicking some dudes ass (or trying) isn't worth potentially fucking my life up imo

>>717820538
This is truth. Anyone boasting about how tough and big they are have never fought an Asian. I got my ass handed to me by an Asian who was like 90lbs in wet work boots.

>>717820236
>>717819807
Every post like this just makes me cringe.
Bulk = Huge advantage
That's kind of the reason fighters are as buff as they are.

The trade-off for bulk/punching-power for speed is not linear. By bulking enough to punch twice as hard, you do not give up 50% speed. In fact, this guy has the right type of body and even if he gets big enough to punch 4 times as hard, he'll only lose 20-25% speed. He's actually faster than a schmuck with an average body.

>>717820607
For real, my standing game needs help. I've been thinking about taking mma or kickboxing lessons.
I don't go out looking for fights though

>>717820888
bulk is a hindrance if you are in a grapple

>>717815785
>caring about such immature things
Chill out brute-us

>>717820752
Did you deserve it?

>>717820503
I've taken more blows to the balls than you've given, I've broken bones and got back up, doesn't matter though we're all fags for acting tough on 4chan

Probably, depends on if you have any training at all or are just a gym rat.

>>717820991
This guy can catch your hand and just twist that shit like Lenny. Seriously if you face a 300lb body builder, you'll lose. He's slow, but as soon he catches your scrawny ass, you're fucked. He doesn't even need to worry about covering something other than his face, meanwhile you'll be focusing all your energy on defense and prancing around with your super speed, then trip and piss yourself.

>>717821278
Wrestling training, no boxing.
Also I'm not much a gym rat, only been hitting the gym hard for a couple months

>>717815785
Probobly not but my friends Smith & Wesson could

>>717821038
Hahah fuck me anon that pun was great

>>717815785
Yeah, maybe in the US this is considered "ripped", but where I'm from this is basic shit. Keep working out though.

>>717821989
Yeah, the Congo's a scary place

>>717821204
Realistically, I'm not that tough. I've gotten bigger over the years but my main thing is I can take a beating. If you grew up as small as I did in a school as small as I did in a big 10 college town and liked watching dragon ball z and drawing comic books, you get your ass beat. Almost daily. Then you move up a grade and its the same three dudes in your class. So eventually in about the third grade it stopped really bothering me that they'd hit me, and it didn't seam to hurt as much. That's when I started fighting back. I knew the places I'd get hit that hurt the most, so I used them to my advantage.

One of the kids that used to bully me flipped my plastic lunch tray in my lap one day and that was it for me. As the chocolate milk and apple sauce started to soak my pants making them colder and colder, I really, REALLY thought about what I was about to do. I decided it was worth whatever trouble I'd get in because I was tired of being picked on. So I took my plastic tray and smashed him across the face with it, knocked him out of the lunch seat. I remember kids starting to scramble as he got up to face me and square up. Not today though. He took a wide swing at me and I don't even really remember thinking about it, i just ducked down and uppercut him in the balls as hard as I could. Lifted him off of his feat and knocked him back. He cried, it was the first time I had seen him cry, and holy shit did that feel good. I could see the teachers coming over from a distance so I decided to get one more good one on him. I bent down by his face and smacked his cheek a bit to get him to pay attention to me. When he finally opened his red little nigger eyes i poked him in it with a real fast finger jab. Busted some blood vessels in his eyes and he had to have somebody come and look at his baby dick to make sure it hadnt receded inside of him from being made into such a little bitch.

After that I realized, why drag out a fight longer than it has to be?

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>>717815785
Unfortunately no, but my friend right here could.

>>717815785
Unless you can get out of a hold kid your fucked by my big Bear dick make you my bitch in both senses ;) worse case I crush your throat and make you mine

>>717821989
Only been lifting hard for 2 months, I don't think I'm ripped
And yeah I plan on continuing

>>717822151
I actually group up in a big 12 college town, and I was a super scrawny kid forced into football at a young age, by time I was in 3rd grade I'd broken my nose twice. I don't believe in that nut pinching shit though bro, or kicking someone in the dick, just wrong...

>>717816359
yea having more fat actually makes you stronger, too. not as much as muscle does, but more mass will mean more strength

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I got a .44 revolver so I guess I would win?

>>717815785
Probably, you'd have to get a good first shot in to beat me tbh

Be like water, my friend.

>Muscle doesnt mean you know shit about fighting.

12 years of karate.
Try me OP.

>>717823340
>44.
Cause you are a nigger that is too poor for a 45.

>>717815785
you are taller and heavier tham me, you have wrestling experience that means i must pay attention to your grips, but i had practise judo for 9 years and boxe for 2 years. Probably if you do something stupid i could win,otherwise it would be tought, i don't usually fight with enemies that are bigger than me

>>717822752
I believe in wining. I believe in being the last man standing. Fuck a bunch of good sportsmanship and fair fight nonsense. The only time I fight fair is if I start the fight. If somebody wants to start a fight with me and deserves it, they get the dick kicks.

>>717818781
those are strongman's stats, nice

>>717818852
that's just gay

>>717825492
Probably sounds pretty gay but I won the fight so I don't really care. Plus this was like, over 10 years ago now when I was still in middle school. I dont get quite as personal now but I still fight pretty dirty. Mostly just vital point shots like a punch to the adams apple or a classic kickinthadick.

>>717818852
>wide left jab

>>717815785
Yes

>>717815785
Yes

Anyone got the picture of the skinny stick man whos about to fight a giant hench stickman and the skinny cunt has something saying ''my dexterity will help me win''

>>717820236
This.

>>717820888
Keep watching WWF closetfag

>>717815785
Arw you good at fighting?

>>717827847
already been posted

>>717816086

>>717819499
Kek