What's his name again?

Dan "Hold her tighter, she's a fighter" Schneider

Dan Schneider "The warmth provider"

>>717812976
Pussy slayer

Dan "the throw her in the van man" schneider

Hes got a foot fetish, hes just one of us

>>717812976
Her wins out there by chance

>>717812976
Ricky Martin.

>>717813700
lol'd

dan "ill buy your daughter for a quarter" schneider

>>717812976
Dan "She's old enough to bleed, she's old enough to breed" Schnieder.

>>717812976
Dan "I gotta hide it inside her" schneider

dan "lick her soles then fuck her holes" schneider

>dan 'let pretend he fucks the little kids may may' schneider

>>717812976
Dan "If there's grass on the field she's ready to plough" Schnieder

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>>717813043

DAN "IF THERE'S TURF ON THE FIELD, WE CAN PLAY" SCHNEIDER

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>>717813994
LOL DANS CHECKING IN

>>717813994
he does though. or at the very least is a creep with their feet.

Dan "the role provider" Schnieder

>>717812976
Dan "If she's under 18, I'm straight in-between" Schnieder.

Dan "If There's no grass on the field play in the mud" Schneider.

Dan 'without shame no fame' Schneider.

>>717813994
Dan pls go

Dan "If fame is your goal then show me your hole" Schnieder.

Dan "If you want to be famous then open your anus" Schnieder.

Dan "In junior high, I am your guy" Schnieder.

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>>717814391
keep going ill bump

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Dan "The Shows Director and Body Inspector" Schneider

>>717812976
dan "i'll give you a percent if you forget the age of consent" schneider

Did Dan really had forcy time with Icarly?

>>717812976
Story behind OP?

>>717814517
Dan "If you wanna be on TV, sit here on my knee" Schnieder.

>>717814634
The weak should fear the strong.

>>717813994
>Dan detected

>>717812976
> Dan "the hymen collider" Schneider
> Dan "this'll be an all-nighter" Schneider
> Dan "we won't kill you if you stay quieter" Schneider
> Dan "the man with a plan to shut down 4chan" Schneider
> Dan "spread 'em wider" Schneider

dan "meet me backstage or accept minimum wage" schneider

>>717814609
>Miranda Cosgrove "icarly"
>highest paid female child star of all time
>highest paid child star under the age of 18 (2008 & 2009)
>highest paid Nickelodeon star
>highest paid non-basic cable actor (2009, 2010)
>She was paid $180,000 per episode when she was sixteen

What do you think?

>underage d&

Dan 'if you want your daughter on TV, she's gonna have to blow me' Schneider

>>717814651
That's pretty good.

But it's Dan "The hymen divider" Schneider

Dan "Meet Uncle Simon, he'll take your hymen" Schnieder.

>>717814137
I've been in these threads so many times I forgot what he actually even did.

Like, I know he takes a looot of creepy pics with really young girls, but thats all I know about Dan The Lady's Man Schneider, and that could just be coincidence.

>>717814929


OH...I DON'T KNOW.....THE NUMBER ONE RATED KID'S SHOW...A MONEY MAKER IN MERCHANDISE...OH GEE...I WONDER WHY THEY KEPT HER HAPPY.

Dan "If you have a daughter you better hide her" Schneider

>>717815054
Thanks, but its actually Dan "Blood on the casting couch" Schnieder.

>>717815113
nice try, Dan

"Special Victims Order - iCarly crossover"

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>>717815113
Either you're Dan still trying to cover your tracks,
or you don't understand how the TV industry works

>pic extremely related

>>717815180
Or it could be Dan " I'll make your career if I can finger your rear" Schnieder.

>>717814929
wonder how many times Dan creamed her feet to get that huge paycheck

>>717812976
Dan "no lube required" Schneider

>>717815180
well, it's actually

Dan "I'm the father of Jamie Lynn Spear's baby" Schneider

>>717815385


AND YOU DO FAT FUCK?

IT WORKS LIKE ANY BUSINESS DOES YOU AUTISTIC 12 YEAR OLD- YOU MAKE MONEY, THEY LOVE YOU. YOU DON'T- YOU FUCK OFF.

SHE MADE MONEY AND HAD A GOOD AGENT. END OF FUCKING STORY.

>>717816114
(and she was on fucking birth control so Dan couldn't knock her up.)

Dan "suck my dick and you'll be on nick" Schneider

That's Dan "After we fuck in my bed, it'll fuck with your head, but wipe your tears, you have an acting career, and if you'll let me suck your toes, you'll have your own self titled show" Schneider

Dan "cum all insider so she'll become a provider" Schneider

>>717816234


PROOF OF THIS FAT FUCK? PROOF OF WEIGHT GAIN, FACE BLOAT ETC.

LISTEN FATSO, ONCE YOU SAVE UP 20 BUCKS TO FUCK YOUR MOM, WE'LL TALK, UNTIL THEN FUCK OFF.

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Dan's absolutely a foot man.

1/2

>>717816234
>9. BLIND GOSSIP 09/03
>You probably won’t watch this show if you are over the age of thirty, but you would know the name of the girl involved. She is just so sweet and innocent looking, it’s hard to believe that she is pregnant. Or, rather, was pregnant. The father of the baby – who is a person of responsibility in the actress’ world – had to beg and plead with her to give up the thought of becoming a mother at such a young age. Oh, and if his wife had known about this, she probably would have agreed.
>Miranda Cosgrove/Dan Schneider, executive producer for iCarly

don't think so

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>>717816461
2/2

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>>717816503
And one more for good measure

Dan "Pussy Destroyer" Schneider

>>717813994
Dan surfs the chan Schneider

>Dan "Consent derider" Schneider
>Dan "Hymen Collider" Schneider

>>717816499
that might just be gossip, as he probably learned his lesson from the Jamie Lynn Spears eipsode.

>>717816499
>you will never impregnate prime Miranda
poor girl but so lucky man. he is living the dream

>>717816114
>>717816408

FAT FUCK? FAT FUCK? FAT FUCK? FAT FUCK? FAT FUCK? FAT FUCK? FAT FUCK? FAT FUCK? FAT FUCK? FAT FUCK? FAT FUCK? FAT FUCK? FAT FUCK? FAT FUCK?
FAT FUCK? FAT FUCK? FAT FUCK? FAT FUCK? FAT FUCK? FAT FUCK? FAT FUCK?
FAT FUCK? FAT FUCK? FAT FUCK? FAT FUCK? FAT FUCK? FAT FUCK? FAT FUCK?
FAT FUCK? FAT FUCK? FAT FUCK? FAT FUCK? FAT FUCK? FAT FUCK? FAT FUCK?
FAT FUCK? FAT FUCK? FAT FUCK? FAT FUCK? FAT FUCK? FAT FUCK? FAT FUCK?
FAT FUCK? FAT FUCK? FAT FUCK? FAT FUCK? FAT FUCK? FAT FUCK? FAT FUCK?
FAT FUCK? FAT FUCK? FAT FUCK? FAT FUCK? FAT FUCK? FAT FUCK? FAT FUCK?
FAT FUCK? FAT FUCK? FAT FUCK? FAT FUCK? FAT FUCK? FAT FUCK? FAT FUCK?
FAT FUCK? FAT FUCK? FAT FUCK? FAT FUCK? FAT FUCK? FAT FUCK? FAT FUCK?

>>717814929
He was paid more just FYI.

Black cock

>>717816864


YEAH, HE'S A PRODUCER. ECONOMICS. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT WORK?

>>717815113
>>717816114
>>717816408
Confirmed

Dan "Shove It in Carly's Can" Schneider is in this thread

>>717816499
No wonder Miranda became a cum slut at college parties. Dan killed her soul.

>>717817048
No, dan just delivered the D on such a consistent basis, that now she just thinks that footjobs before breakfast and deep dickings between takes while your co-stars watch is normal.

>>717816959
Dan 'I'll seduce and produce her' Schneider.

Dan "lick her heel and make her squeel" Schneider.

>>717817006

YOU ARE SUCH A FUCKING TOOL. DAN LOBBIED HARD TO GET DRAKE AND JOSH MAIN CAST HARD NUMBERS ...HE FUCKED THEM TO? HE DID TEH SAME FOR ZOEY 101, BOTH TEENS AND ADULTS HAD BIG PAY CHECKS...HE FUCK THEM TO?

GTFO IDIOT. HE LOOKS AFTER HIS CAST. DEAL WITH IT.

>>717817048

what is headcanon

>>717817006
Dan the chan man lookin at memes and violating teens, hero to us all

>>717812976
Dan "I really like fucking 12 year olds without any consequences, also I don't care if this doesn't rhyme" Schneider.

Dan "open wider" Schneider

>>717816959
Hello Caps Lock Boy. Fucking kill yourself you fucking faggot.

>>717817248
went with her at college. she sucked two old janitors who saw her snorting coke in a bathroom. she was gigling with her girlfriends telling so. She thought it was very funny.

>>717815385
It's YOU that doesn't understand, it depends on how the public reacts to a certain person.

Not of a girl sleeps her way to the top, this isn't a fucking backyard movie, this is Hollywood.

Take Deadpool for example, I can guarantee that no other actor could have done a better job than Ryan Reynolds, he made 80% of the movies, this is relevant to almost ANY Hollywood million dollar movie.

>>717817292
>taking this seriously

Autismo Mcgizmo

>>717817311


OHHHH....

LET'S SEE WHY SHE WAS PAID BIG BUCKS:

IN LESS THAN ONE YEAR HER SHOW WAS THE # 1 KIDS SHOW. NOBODY EXCEPT DAN PREDICTED THIS


NIFTY SHADES OF GREY DUDE.

>>717817292
He literally impregnated the lead cast member from Zoey 101. yeah, he was look out for her all right.

Dan "I'll look out for her while I watch myself thrust inside her" Schneider.

>>717817395
You need to read up on the casting couch phenomenon of Hollywood since its bloody inception mate.
Nepotism and prostitution works wonders.

>>717817434
Top Kek

>>717817292
Nigga brings up zoey 101 like we never heard of jamie-lynn spears. Haha.

>>717817495
>>NIFTY SHADES OF GREY DUDE.

creepy af. if this ain't dan it's someone who is a fucking pyscho

>>717817495
Hey, caps lock kid, look here.
>>717817434

>>717812976
>The young should fear the old

>>717812976
Dan "scream if you can" Schneider

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>>717812976

>>717817579
>jamie-lynn spears


TOO BAD FOR CHILD SUPOORT THEY DID A DNA TEST ON THE BABY IN CALIFORNIA YOU DUMB FUCK. IT'S LAW YOU DUMB DUMB POOOR LONELY FAT DUDE.

THE DAD WAS HER THEN BOYFRIEND CASEY ALDRIDGE YOU DUMB FUCK.

LET ME GUESS: DAN FIXED THE DNA TESTS? ALL THREE RIGHT?

>>717814499
Dan "The clinger" Schneider.

Look at that grip he has on the kid.

>>717817292
You're getting really defensive for being someone who apparently is not Dan "Imma bite her" Schneider

>>717817585


OHHHHHH...IT MUST BE DAN DOING THIS...LOL...YOU LONELY FAT FUCK.....


ANY CASUAL FAN WOULD KNOW YOU FAT FUCKING LONELY LOSER.

IF YOU THINK BILLIONAIRE DAN WOULD EVEN LOOK YOUR WAY THEN YOU NEED TI SUICIDE FAST

>>717817394

implying you spent time on a college campus for any reason other than you volunteering for some fucked up psych lab experiment

>>717816499
Is there any proof that this guy fucks these girls?
Also who has he fucked?

>>717817788


LISTEN, IF YOU THINK DAN GIVES A FLYING FUCK WHAT SOME LONELY 50 YEAR OLD FAN BOYS WHO WANT TO FUCK LITTLE TEENS THINKS THEN YOU NEED TO KILL YOURSELF.

>>717817732
>>717817801
Calm down Dan, we like your pedo shenanigans.

>>717817732
Legit. I just didnt know. Haha.

>>717817836


ZERO PROOF.

IF HE DID ONE WOULD HAVE GONE PUBIC BY NOW. MOST HAVE QUIT THE BUSINESS SO THEY HAVE ZERO TO LOSE.

Dan 'cockbreath or death' Schneider

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>>717817836
>>717817801
Are you guys actually buying into this? Holy fucking shit it is so easy to control people these days.

>>717817813
not, but real close

>>717812976
Dan "grab'em by the pussy" Trump

>>717817924


ok dan..we believe you...was zooey into anal?

DizzKidBoogie

>>717817951


PEOPLE GO BY FACTS FAT FUCK.

NO ONE HAS CLAIMED DAN WAS EVEN REMOTELY INAPPROPRIATE. HE IS A CONSTANT PROFESSIONAL AS EVERYONE HAS STATED.

DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY FUCKING PEOPLE ARE ON SET?

>>717817951
yeah, everybody knows Hollywood is like a catholic church

>>717818069
Reading comprehension?

>>717817732
You lying fuck. She was paid by Dan to move to Mississippi before the baby was born. Casey Aldridge acknowledged paternity (without a DNA test) and paternity was established in MIssissippi, not Commiefornia.

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>>717817868
Why are you speaking in third person, Dan?
We all know it's you.

Nobody else would defend him so hard and know so much about "what he did for the cast"

Look, I really enjoy all your shows and most of this website is pedos anyway.
Just saying, you're being really bad at anonymity right now.

>>717818069
Dan, did zoey ever do anal?

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Dan threads are the best of 4chan. can't stop laughing

>>717817801
Doth protest to much.

>>717818069
I think you misunderstood. I was implying that you're a fucking potato for believing that these people actually think the things being said in this thread are true. You're too autistic to realize you're being trolled and shut the fucking up kek. Shouldn't you be screaming in a flat earth thread right now?

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This should contain the answer you seek OP.

>>717818159


COME ON LONELY FAT DUDE. WHY WOULD ANYONE CARE WHAT A BUNCH OF NOBODIES THINK?

NO ONE CARES ABOUT US HERE FAT FUCK. WE DON'T MATTER. NEVER WILL.

>>717817924
I'll take "who is Amanda Byrnes" for $100 Alex

>>717818223


OK ,THANK YOU KIND LONELY GUY.

HOW DO YOU BECOME SO SMART IN LIFE? A LIFETIME OF LONELINESS AND REGRET OR IS IT THE 500 POUNDS OF LARD YOU CARRY AND DIABETIC MEDICATION?

LET US KNOW THE SECRETS OH FAT ONE..I MEAN WISE ONE.

>>717818202
he is totally finger banging her in that picture.

Dan "life is sweet when you're two knuckles deep" Schneider

>>717818156
Haha. Yeah that doesnt suspicious at all. No way Dan "I came inside her" Schneider had a hand in that.

>>717816114
This fuckin retard says the same shit over and over and over. Nigger you are so boring and a total fuck up.

>>717818278
Boom.

>>717818202
you just KNOW

>>717818376
she looks so uncomfortable that probably that's true. probably he was touching her ass.

Dan... I mean... all caps kid is busy it seems.
Protecting his rep.. I mean, protecting Dan's reputation...

>>717816408
Fat, fatso, fuck mom, fat, 50, balding.12. List of known words confirmed. Probabilty of being a beta ass cuck: 2high4numbers.

>>717813990
Kek

>>717818239
>WHY WOULD ANYONE CARE WHAT A BUNCH OF NOBODIES THINK?

Well you seem to, since you're fighting tooth and nail to defend your dying reputation. Dying since Sam and Cat. You were milking the cast (both literally and figuratively) since All That, and now you and Nickelodeon are jobless because you're both all out of ideas.

Also, another sign you are Dan "The Man with a Van" Schneider, you keep calling everyone fat nobodies. It is known that people commonly will point he finger of what they are at other people. You're fat, I mean come on look at the pictures, so you call everyone else fat. Also calling everyone nobodies sounds a lot like something a snobby director would say when he's down on his luck.

>>717818156


YEP. EXACTLY YOU DUMB FUCK.

SHE WAS "PAID" BY DAN TO GO BACK TO HER BELOVED MCCOMB, MISS (WHERE SHE WAS BORN AND RAISED) TO BE WITH THE PERSON SHE LOVES THE MOST IN HER LIFE- HER GRANMA WHO HELPS RAISE THE CHILD.

YEP, IT TOOK MILLIONS TO GET RID OF HER......AND LET'S FORGET THE FACT THE CHILD LOOKS LIKE HER THEN BOYFRIEND BUT WHATEVER..WHO NEEDS FACTS WHEN YOU ARE A LONELY BALDING 50 YEAR OLD?

SO FUCKING DUMB. IT'S NOT EVEN FUN ANYMORE.

https://youtu.be/6ltAVRyeqHk

how will dan respond?

The Boston strangler?

>>717818442


YET YOU ARE HERE ANSWERING?MUST HAVE A ROCK STAR LIFE HUH NO LEGS DIABETIC FAT MAN?

LOL. LOSER.

>>717818633
You seem way to informed m8.

>>717818621


YOU HAVE IT ALL FIGURED OUT BALDING 50 YEAR OLD FAT FUCK. MOMMA'S BASEMENT MUST HAVE AWESOME RESOURCES.

>>717818766
You know drinking bleach is the cure for autism right?

>>717818829


IT'S ALL PUBLIC ASSHOLE. DOCUMENTS ARE ALL PUBLIC IF YOU HAVE TWO DIMES TO RUB TOGETHER,

>>717818849


IF YOU CAN'T AFFORD BLEACH , JUST ASK. I'LL SEND YOU SOME.

>>717818640
Dan will... I mean, all cap kid will probably write something in all caps about it.
Then call you fat and old, as that is the only way he thinks he can offend. A true 4chan b-tard!

Who else is kind of sad Pink Guy missed his chance to rap about Dan "here's 20 dollars if you promise not to dollar" Schneider. The Nickelodeon Girls rap was funny though.

>>717818839
What did you think of it, Dan?

>>717818633
whew lad, you're trying pretty hard.

whatever internet hero, Dan cums balls deep inside teenage girls and you defend him in all caps. Good job.

Dan "I cum inside and internet heros will deny" Schneider

>>717818766
Except you're actually fat, you project hard bruh. Lmao go shuffle to the gas station for some Cheetos and cigarettes you waste of life. :joy: fat fatty balding lonely fat. >boom

Dan "cum inside her to satisfy your desires"

Fascinating watching all-caps-kid doing his thing.
Like watching a slow motion train wreck.

>>717818829


it's most likely not dan but damn is this retard good at pr. he deflects shit pretty nicely.

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>>717814938
supreme kek

>>717819046
>>717819018
>>717818952
>>717818950


please stop cringe same fag. just make one post and be gone.

>>717819047
Just spew random shit in caps and you're there

>>717818930


it's weird how you can personally insult hm and he doesn't respond...suggest dan fucks teens and he goes ape shit....hmmmm

>>717819093
Those are all different posters, bro. Your samefag sense is off

>>717819114


lol...getting jealous at some raving lunatic....ahhh how far you have fallen 4chan

>>717819047
I didnt think it was dan per se. But someone who seems to know a bit more than the guy on the street.

The old guy from top gear?

>>717816759
kek

>>717817732
Nigga do you understand anonymity?
You keep saying details only Dan the Ice Cream Man would know, and at that you're caps lock yelling everything.

Not a good look for you Dan. Let it go. We still like you, you're just proving a negative case now.

>>717818839
I'm 19 and have a gf you Hollywood asshat.

I tried telling you i like your shows, stop being a dick hole.

We're not against you, you're just walking around going
>"I... I MEAN DAN, IS INNOCENT. DAN IS INNOCENT DAN IS INNOCENT!!!"
And it's not a good look for you. Absolutely no poker face even with a backspace key and the ability to turn off caps lock.

>>717819195
But thats because that suggestion is personally insulting him.

>>717819255


it's also weird how he goes off the handle if you suggest sexual relations between dan and the girls but doesn't respond to the other retards

Dan "I will stick my dick inside her" Schneider

>>717818202
this so much
also, he is totally groping her ass. probably he just fucked her right there after the official photoshoot for his private porn collection

Dan "the ass splitting man" Schneider.

>>717819093
only one of this is me. not same fagging.

Dan "I came inside her, so now I'll produce her" Schneider

Dan "Underaged girls are lighter and tighter" Schneider

>>717819323

JUST THE FACTS FAT LONELY DUDE:

1) I AM NOT DAN. DAN BEING HERE IS LAUGHABLE


2) ONCE ENTERED INTO COURT IN CALIFORNIA IT BECOMES PUBLIC DOMAIN UNLESS THE JUDGE IMPOSES A PUBLICATION BAN WHICH HE DIDN'T. THE DNA RESULTS ARE PUBLIC YOU DUMB FUCK


3) HER CHILD LOOKS LIKE...GULP.....CASEY...WHO WOULD HAVE THUNK THAT HUH DUMB FUCK? A BABY LOOKING LIKE HIS BIOLOGICAL FATHER?

NICE TRY THOUGH... NEXT!!

Dan "If there's not enough holes, WE'LL MAKE SOME." Schneider.

>>717819331
Maybe Dan finally got sick and tired of his assisstant telling him theres another 4chan thread in his honor and he hired his nephew or some shit to come blast us. Haha.

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>>717819343

>>717819343


YEP. WITH HIS WIFE AND HER PARENTS ON SET.

LOSERS. SERIOUSLY. JUST FUCKING LONELY FAGGOTS WITH NOTHING BETTER TO DO.

>>717819580
How do you know that?

>>717819580
Dan did you really paid that girl 100 bucks to tickle her feet ?

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did dan "hold her tighter she's a fighter" do anything with her ?

>>717819504
If you're not Dan then turn off caps lock and take your finger off the shift key you nervous nelly.

Also, you should probably stop spitting out facts ONLY DAN WOULD NEED TO KNOW.

>>717819580
the parents of these "child stars" openly prostitute their kids so they get famous. It has been this way in Hollywood since forever. When Dan called Miranda and Jennette back to his trailer for "private acting coach sessions" their parents knew they were getting fucked and their toes cum on.

When Dan brought Jamie Lynn Spears back to his trailer and knocked her up, it was with the foreknowledge that if she got knocked up, that Dan would provide for the baby.

>>717819763


IT'S COMMON KNOWLEDGE HIS WIFE IS LISA LILLIEN WHO ALSO WORKED ON EACH AND EVERY FUCKING SHOW DAN WORKED ON AND WHO SPENT MORE TIME ON SET THAN DAN.

DON'T LET FACTS GET IN YOUR WAY FAT FUCK....

SO LET ME GUESS TIS STRAIGHT: WITH HIS WIFE THERE, THE ACTRESSES PARENTS AND /OR LEGAL CALIFORNIAN GUARDIAN WATCHING EVERY FUCKING MOVE- HE FUCKED NUMEROUS TEENS AND NO ONE SAW ONE FUCKING THING?

OK . WE GOTCHA YA'.

>>717819949
YOU PROBABLY DON'T KNOW THE POWER OF MONEY

>>717819504
>Famous people don't use the internet
>You're not affiliated with Dan.

Relax Dan "the Miranda collider" Schneider.

>>717819949
>What is child pornography
Yeah. Nobody would do that for large amounts of money.

>>717819942


SURE THERE ASSHOLE. JUST BECAUSE YOUR PARENTS SOLD YOUR FAT ASS FOR SOME ROCK IT DOESN'T MEAN EVERYONE DOES.

EVERY SINGLE ACTOR UNDER 16 IS SHADOWED BY A REP. FOR CALIFORNIA STATE ON SET. IT'S THE FUCKING LAW . THERE ARE AT LEAST A DOZEN REPS ON SET AT ANY TIME.

LET'S SAY THEIR PARENTS "PROSTITUTED THEIR CHILD": SO THE REPS STAYED QUITE? 1000'S WHO WERE ON SETS THROUGH THE YEARS?

OK DUMB FUCK.

>>717820176


dan..i mean cap locksman has a point though....no way no one talks

>>717819949
damn, inmmersion ruined... her wife has her own show and is very busy.

>>717820176
Just admit it, faggot

>>717819949
Look its these comments you make about people spending more time on set then dan. And even though files of this shit is public record. Its fucking strange youd take the time to look at them unless they impacted you or someone you know. So what im fucking asking is. Are you Dans cousin? Haha.

>>717819949
>NO ONR SAW A FUCKING THING

What is a closet?
Or for that matter, what is enough money to get someone to keep quiet?
Dan "if you want the deal to be sweeter, I'll have to go deeper" Schneider

Dan "i'm a family man/producer not sure where these rumors started" Schneider

>>717820234


NO LISA HAS HER OWN SHOW NOW.....IT'S PUBLIC DUMMY...SHE WORKED WITH ME ON EVERY SINGLE FUCKING SHOW I HAD YOU BITCH

>>717820176
Oh yea because hollywood is famous for its transparency, so because you say it its fact? Kek.

>>717820176
>ON SET
couldn't you just take her off set, Dan?

Dan 'it's not rape if you don't cum inside her' Schneider

>>717819580

Seriously, can someone let me know if Dan here is just copypasta?

I feel like if someone put forth the effort to look into all this stuff, perfect bait.
But it's getting to a point where he's saying things literally only the director himself would know, and I haven't seen this shit in other Dan threads.

Also a fuck ton of screaming "proof" and "facts" about how he din du nuffin.

>>717820457
> OWN SHOW NOW.....IT'S PUBLIC DUMMY...SHE WORKED WITH ME ON EVERY SINGLE FUCKING SHOW I HAD YOU BITCH

>>717820457
She was Hungry Girl when they were filming Icarly. I remember Miranda herself was guest star once at her show.

>>717820616
>SHE WORKED WITH ME ON EVERY SINGLE FUCKING SHOW I HAD YOU BITCH

Lmao Dan reveals himself

>>717820616
Boom

OP here, I was gone for a while so can anybody tell me what the fuck is going on

>>717820457
Well, Dan... Is it true that Miranda footjob is so fucking amazing? all details pls

>>717820616
Dan "Gonna get beaten in jail for raping kids" Schnieder is getting mad.

>>717820723
Dan "the man outed by 4chan" Schnieder

y him holding her like that?

>>717821021
Toppest of keks

>>717820606


its weird af. you get trolls and guy who research shit but this guy....if he's a troll it's one finely tuned troll but i get the feeling this might not be dan but someone connected or close to teh set

>>717820856
some faggot typing in all caps pretending to be Dan "I just help cumming inside her" Schneider

or Dan "I fuck Miranda while Jennette schlicks herself while she watches" Schneider

>>717821167


just leave same fag cringe monster..you were caught 4chan rules means you leave

>>717821021
Bc the weak should fear the strong

>>717820457
>SHE WORKED WITH ME ON EVERY SINGLE FUCKING SHOW I HAD YOU BITCH

WOOP THERE IT IS
WOOP THERE IT IS

Now y'done fucked up, Daniel "Cock her Spaniel" Schneider

Now that I know it's you, can we be friends?

>>717817801
fag

I was expecting more r34 with Dan "the booty bruiser" Schneider in this thread.

>>717819847
2old

dan, why you leave us?

Dan "if she's born, she's ready for porn" Schneider

>>717819847
is this broad missing a leg??

Dan "Hold her tighter she's a fighter" Schneider

>>717822002


look in the mirror

>>717822053
oh

>>717821992
kek

>>717821167
>Dan "I fuck Miranda while Jennette schlicks herself while she watches" Schneider
that's hot

DAN COME BACK HERE AND BE MY FRIEND DAMMIT

>>717822122
he's posting over here now

>>717800897

>>717812976
dan "old enough to pee, old enough for me" schneiders

Dan Schneider..

BRING ALL MY BITCHES BACK!

>>717822237


that's a troll...that's not him....the real dan defends mirand's honor like crazy..most likely you just being a fag

>>717822122
this

>>717822383
So lemme get this straight, the REAL Dan Schnieder was on 4chan posting??

>Dan "You better not tweet that I came on your feet" Schneider
>Dan "Fuck the money I'm here for the cunny" Schneider
>Dan "She's a screamer better get meaner" Schneider
>Dan "Pack my brolly it's raining loli" Schneider
>"Dan "I'm the director and pussy inspector" Schneider
>Dan "Hold her tighter she's a fighter" Schneider
>Dan "You'll go far if you're mentally scarred" Schneider
>"Dangerous" Dan

>>717812976
dan 'hold her tighter she's a fighter' schenider

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19KB, 248x253px

>>717817325
Haha caps lock boy

>>717813994
Hi Dan, I liked you in Head of the class

>>717822478
I've heard that Dan is packing a "beer can" shaped dick.

Just imagine how that destroys these young teens. No wonder Miranda is disinterested in boys at school. No one satisfy her like Dan did.

No wonder that Jennette fucks niggers, She was used to getting the beer can Dan and now she needs nigger dick.

Sad!

>>717812976

Dan "I'm sweating bullets in this kindergarten" Schneider

>>717822732
>Beer can Dan

>>717822779
You guys are making me lose it in the middle of a lecture

>>717814929
I never understood that show. In drake and Josh she was such a raging cunt. Idk why her dull personality got her a show. But I think Danny boy does.

>>717817292
Hey Dan.
How's the crib these days? Drove by it last week and saw you going in with some groceries.

Maybe I should give you a "hand" next time?

>>717823025

Or maybe a foot?

>>717816959
Jesus Chris Dan please calm down

>>717822732
>No wonder Miranda needs to fuck little hordes of horny boys at school frat parties to get off
fixed for you

>>717812976

Dan "I've got a plan whos got the van?" Schneider

>>717822779
Oh my god I can't stop laughing

>>717822779
Top kek

>>717817924
But they all went pubic...

Dan "I like my pubic hairs lighter" Schneider

>>717822779
>>717822849
>>717823464
>>717823531
Samefag

>>717812976
Distraction story fall guy

please ignore the government and banks really fucking you over and stealing your pensions