ITT: We pretend we're americans

>>717804054
NYPA --

Dumbass.

>>717804054
More people were killed by baseball bats in 2016 than by assault weapons.

Look it up.

Typical uninformed liberal idiot.

>>717804054
i eat shit and call it food

>>717804195
>baseball bats out of nowhere
>doesn't mention healthcare
>doesn't mention assault rifles

More people are killed by household furniture than by islamic terrorism. According to the fbi.

- vox, YouTube, today's episode.

Trickle down economics helps the working man.

> Did you just assume my gender?

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this is an anorectic white girl, she should cheeseburger and check her privielge :DD

>>717804195
How many baseball bats are there per capita?

>>717804054
I have cheap gasoline for my car, and can eat whatever the fuck I want.

Typical American
>I can call black people niggers because muh free speech

Intelligent person (not an American)
>fine but I can say white people are racist

Typical American
>shut up racist dog you can't say stuff like that

>>717804432
That REALLY violates my NAP

>>717804054
>Free

>>717804195
Looked it up:

http://www.snopes.com/politics/guns/baseballbats.asp

False.

>>717804111
You keep using that word.

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>>717804054
People kill people. By your logic, spoons make people fat.
> inb4 completely ignoring this and just taking about how i didnt talk about the Health care thing.

Americans are fat and don't realise the rest of the world laughs at them for how shitty their country is.

>>717804054
The u.s.a of america is the best country in the world.
prove me wrong
> protip you can't

>>717804054
I can legally carry a weapon to protect myself and my family, whereas other countries in the world, such as the UK, forbid this simple right to self-protection.

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>>717804623
>>717804556
>>717804683
Bless you all, my children.

>>717804721
nice bait eurofag trying to make us non-degenerate americans look like retards

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THIS thread is now freestyle rap

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eTG7Gutlebs

>>717804662
This

>>717804195
Kek

Typical unintelligend, ignorant, scared and uninformed Trump-voting redneck

>>717804543
>>I can call black people niggers because muh free speech

factually right though. Not nice, but right. (Since nigger is a therm to describe black people in general)

>>fine but I can say white people are racist

Factually wrong. There are white racist, but not all whites are racist. Thats another trait.

>>717804721
>Perfect example

>>717804815
There are so few of you though

>>717804683
You're overestimating people in general

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>>717804054
President Trump would be funny, if nothing else!

>here let's be yurop too

I think the EU is gay, time to gtfo

Muslims are good truck drivers let's let em do whatever they want

I bet if we make high value currency worthless that all the tax dodgers will pay their fines with their now useless money!

>is try Russian nao comrade

Artyiom, why you are late for cyberbully job I show picture of shillary as little girl 500 times in 30 minutes

>China?

Pic related

>>717804744
Here in japan you don't need to. If you country is so shit you have to have a loaded weapon you aint got nothing to be proud of.

>>717804744
instead of spending money on assault weapons, why not raise taxes a little so that everybody get a free education so poor people of colour don't have to steal anything?

>>717804893
>factually right
https://en.oxforddictionaries.com

>>717804054
derrrr I am a police officer in a nation who are pissed about police officers shooting people for no fucking reaso-HOLY FUCK that person is doing a thing shoot her!

I left my gun out yesterday and my toddler shot herself in the face. Goddamn Muslims ruining this country.

>>717804618
>Guns
>not "assault weapons"
So for your strawman to be relevant we should change the argument and also include cricket bats, golf clubs, crochet... things, and any other type of game ball hitting device not mentioned.

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why is europe so week and gay?

>>717804993
>https://en.oxforddictionaries.com

A contemptuous term for a black or dark-skinned person.

so?

One of America's best products:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88zvm7-fhKo

Why should I care about other people on this planet? This is my country, this is where I live. I don't give a shit about anyone else lol.

Also stop saying offensive shit. Did you know "indian" is an offensive word to actual indians? Get informed faggot.

>>717804976
>thinking every weapon is an assault weapon
typical retard thinking.

>>717805112
Good boy, now look up the word fact.

>>717805095
>week
goddamnit nigger, you're making us look bad to the rest of the world.

Trump will fix everything. I don't care about his record.

Average American
>Murica is the greatest country on planet earth

Intelligent person (not an American)
>would you mind pointing to America on a map, please sir?

Average American
>why the goddamn hell would I have to point to Murica on a map for? I live here


>73% of Americans can't actually point to America on a map

>>717804054
Fuck you liberal lefty faggot. Don't take my liberty to not have health care or i smash your punk ass all the way down to greenhorn califronia. We CITIZENS of the U-S-A are a threat not to be messed with bitch ass motherfucker

>>717805095
Better weak then being a fat redneck

>>717805296
>DAY TOOK ER JERBZ

>>717805293
>73%
imma need a source for that.

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The world would be a WAY better place is "America" had never been created. Letting the natives cultivate and live with their land.

America is a an abortion of a science experiment.

>>717805690
fight your own wars then, faggot

>>717804384
I looked up that channel once because ha talked about zwarte piet, Is that the left in the USA? A lot of trash came from his mouth, I can really understand why Trump won seeing people like him, very disgusting.

>>717804662
People kill people, but guns make it WAY easier for them to efficiently kill as much people as possible. Imagine the Columbine shooters used knives instead

muh narratives muh progressive freedoms

>>717806006
Snooker cues would have been more fun.

>>717805778
Lol
>you personally had NOTHING to do with the WWs
>America did very little in the WWs anyway

Mandatory amerihate thread on a American board, while the Americans are asleep.
Stay jealous eurofaggots(most likely)

we won the vietnam war by doing a strategically withdraw of troops

>>717806006
>much people
Nice meme

I enjoy making my own decisions and will fight against totalitarianism because I'd rather live free than be held hostage by a nanny state or a dictatorship.

I can't find Wales on a map.

My waitress didn't clap hard enough for me when I tipped her $2 extra so I shot her. Everyone around me clapped so hard we all began to sing the national anthem.

>>717806314
Yeah, I hate amerifats saying "WE won the war".
It's like you idiots think you did it all by yourself. What about russia or britain? Also germany is a small country compared to it's opponents. It's fucking pathetic that it took so long for you to stop the nazis

>>717806314
It wasn't our neighbors

>>717804054
Muh cawntray' like went to the moon n shit... Yeah fucking whatever so wit if we just took all the really smart German scientists and said their ideas were ours.


>>>huurrr duurrr Europoors pay more taxes. They only get taxed once a month? And it includes healthcare, retirement,insurance, education and workers comp?

Well haha! We gots it much harder then! We pay every month and a huge one every year! And it doesn't include any of those things the euros have! So. Like. It makes me tougher.
Where did I put my cheeseburger?

>>717806496
Can you point out Puerto Rico on a map without searching?

>>717804662
True, but take away people's matches and lighters, and your arsonists will have a much harder time to set things on fire. Murderers can kill people either way, but firearms make is so much more accessible.

>>717806691
I don't think you know how war works.

>>717806155
They think they have progressive freedoms.
Half of them can't properly spell progressive.
Top kek.

>>717805680
I would actually believe the number since it's a trick question: 'america' is two seperate continents.

Wow look guys! By going to the middle east we fixed all their problems. 'Merica auch a great nation.

>>717805690
that is a damn strange picture to go along with that sentiment.

>>717804195
hahahha fucking americans

I like to pay money to insurance companies who have no incentive to pay for my health-care when it comes time to it. Also I love that we have the choice to pay deductibles on our healthcare, that means more freedom. Paying more money in taxes for medicare and medicaid and insurance premiums than europeans pay for their universal healthcare is a far more efficient and reasonable system, because I shouldn't be paying for no poor people to get healthcare! Also, I don't understand how insurance, economies of scale or collective bargaining works.

I have a gun under my pillow and 6 more in the safe in my closet.

I also carry a gun on me almost everywhere I go

More like people were like killed by like um not like uber um cowbells than like guns last like year guys.

Let's topple a foreign democracy and liberate it decades later

>>717807454
Did you know more old people died last year than the number of people killed by guns? Checkmate liberals

Let's give teachers handguns so they can protect kids.
Teaching degrees are equivalent to basic training

>>717807021
Yet the worst mass killings in recent years were committed with explosives and vehicles.

Should we ban assault trucks?

>>717804543
You shouldn't because white people invented the right to free speech, don't bite the hand that feeds, nigger

>>717807710
>maybe you guys should ban migrant workers :^)

>>717807710
we need to ban heart disease and cancer bud

>>717807710
can't tell if american or just acting like one. 7/10

>>717804054
I HAVE THE CONTINUOUS URGE TO MEASURE DISTANCE IN FAHREINHAHREINHEIGHT

>>717807102
Pointing to either would satisfy the request.

I wouldn't put it past you to be a gigantic faggot and go "NAH LOL U HAD TO POINT TO ALL THE AMERICAS AT ONCE XD" though.

>>717807838
Just make getting cancer or heart disease illegal, problem solved.

>>717807878
>worst
>trucks
>Amerifat confirmed

>>717804054
What about aca is 'free'?

>>717804195
Best typical 'merican post ever. You get +2 points.

>>717804943
Oh so much this!

>>717805409
A fat American redneck still has better teeth than most Europeans :^)

Being in debt & living in a country with most prisoners sure makes me proud to be an American.

>>717804054
Please explain to me why you think it's morally okay to forcibly take money from one person to give it to another.

Why is it morally okay to subsidize unhealthy and lazy people with taxpayer money?

We're giving government funding to people that aren't intelligent enough to use condoms or find jobs.

We're literally subsizing low IQ by taking money from successful families and giving it to unsuccessful ones. Taxing the wealthy at upwards 50-70% and giving it to ungrateful and undeserving people who have grown accustomed to having everything handed to them for free.

90% of Europe is completely ass backwards in their perception of morality. You guys refuse to question these things because you've been told it's the right thing to do for so long that you accept it as a universal truth.

HOL UP
bites straw
Y’ALL BE SAYIN’
greases up pig
SO Y’ALL BE SAYIN’
bombs the middle-east
SO Y’ALL BE GOSH DARN SAYING
supresses native population
YOU ARE GOSH DIDDLY DARN SAYIN’
fucks greasy pig
WE ARE
shoots up school
SUPERIOR
has sex with cousin
AN’ SHIT?

>>717808559
lol, cant wait until you get old motherfucker. you might figure out that life is harder than your edgy ass thinks.

>>717808559
you have winned the thread

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>>717808559
9/10 extremely patriotic post brother

Obesity in Europe is skyrocketing soon in like 2 years it will be the fattest continent

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>>717805073
Wow... we were just pretending to be americans... you are way too good, are you american?

>>717808778
Soon america won't even be number one at being fat

>>717808837
It's not now Mexico took that crown it's not even in the top 5 anymore

>>717806496
>unrealistic opinion
>fact indicating lack of intelligence

>>717806859
>our

MACDONALDS OUT OF FUCKING NOWHERE!
>>717808837
how is that something to be proud of you cumlord? you're country's still goddamn obese.

>>717808652
When did I ever say life isn't hard?

Does that fact that life is hard make it okay for some people to work hard and others to not work hard?

Should I be taxed at 60% when I choose to work 70 hours a week because I want money to grow my side business?

Please tell me why you think the government is going to spend my money better than I can.

Those motherfuckers waste so much on literal dogshit that I have no say over.

I understand local and state taxes for basic infrastructure, but the majority of my taxes are federal and I know for a fact that it's not being spent effectively.

>>717808915
It's all we had left ;_;

>>717804054
i didgn't know there were other nations beside Americans...

>>717804054
How does free health care kill?

>>717807153
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Data_(Star_Trek)

>>717807328
Underrated

stfu all you liberal pieces of shit, i can fucck my cousin and eat macdonalds if i feel like it. i am a free "native" american and you cant say otherwise. all these stupid niggers belong to me. i am THEIR lord and savior. we saved the native americans from themselves.

>>717804054
Free healthcare kills assault weapons

Don't

>>717808915
So is Europe and their gaining fast literally

>>717804054
ITT: Posting from nEU Syria

>all Americans lel at nEU Syria

>>717804054
europe is a shitty country

>>717807514
>Classic America!

>>717808372
We're the freest country in the world brother!

>>717804618
>snopes

The validity of your claim has now been drawn into question.

>>717805014
Kek'd

>>717809116
It's a continent.

>>717808759

Let's see...

1) Yeah, we know. "Free" health care is merely a hugely more effective and cost-efficient manner of providing health care. Murcans spend far more money for far worse results.

2) The system that enables a person to realise that "hard-earned" money can require a portion of it. Otherwise, pay for your own roads, defense, security, and we'll be needing a reimbursement on that public education you stole.

3) The most highly-taxed Nordic states have the highest standard of living in the world. Stupid reality, again.

4) This doesn't even mean anything. Trying to change the system that favours the rich *is* taking responsibility.

5) This is the dumbest one of all. This has literally never happened. Every communist state that ever came into existence came after either fascism, laisser-faire capitalism, or just as a result of war. Look at the USSR, China, North Korea, Cuba.

Fucking idiots.

>>717804943
We own your country. You have no dog in this fight.

>also

We don't eat dogs.

>>717809227
>japan has no dogs in fight
>because they eat them all

>>717805293
Kek okay. You jelly that our country is almost double the land mass of your cuck boy continent?

>>717808652
>life is hard
>that means I get free stuff

>>717805095
I'd do both

>>717808559
>literally subsizing
>subsizing... literally...

(Better than subsidizing rich fucking billionaires and banks YOU Fox News troll)

>>717808559
>moral
lol

> forcibly take money from one person to give it to another.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tax

There's a lot of stupid shit here, your main assumption is that other countries operate in the same way America does, which is standard american thinking.

You're right, taxing the wealthy a great deal, does very little to help people.

>morality
Scrap this subjective bullshit m8. Productivity is how you should be thinking.

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>>717809401
>america's inferiority complex is so large that it wears a hat that is larger than itself to make up for it

>>717804054
I am poor and my wife and daughters are raped daily by Muslims, but at least they aren't dead from terrorist attacks like the rest of my family

Oh wait you said pretend to be American, not a yuropoor, my bad

>>717809636
We'll we know no one will like it buuuuut


We, the government, have decided that your money is now ours. For productivity, ofc. So well just need 50% lump-sum annually, 2% subsidized for minority needs, 12% for gender-reassignment, 22% for women who need assistance, 6% for more refugees (diversity, gotta be diverse) and finally we'll need 4% of your hard-earned pay to support your neighbor- who doesn't work.

Productivity!

>>717808990
>>717809116
Great posts.

>>717809175
Best post in the thread? I think so...

>>717809924
Echo chamber *clap clap clap clap clap*

>>717809175
>Far more money for far worse results
Right, this is why all our surrounding countries fly into the US for all major procedures.

The nice part is, if I'm not getting sick, I'm not paying huge amounts of money for something I'm not using. And even if I was, I have savings that will cover my deductible because I'm not a fucking idiot, so I'm covered no matter what happens.

>2
Everything you just listed there, besides defense and security(Which are the same fucking thing, why did you feel the need to list them twice?) are covered by state and local taxes.

The "taking hard earned money" bit is about frivolous federal spending and permanent welfare babies.

>The most highly taxed Nordic states have the highest standard of living.

Those Nordic states are 99% white. There's no welfare sucking the life out of the country. Their government is essentially a business that you're forced to invest in. Their system does not work in countries with massive racial division and welfare.

The system doesn't favor the rich. Reality favors successful people over unsuccessful people. Sad that I have to explain that to you. If you make good choices, you should benefit from said choices. If you make bad choices, you should have to deal with the consequences.

Socialist states are significantly closer to totalitarian systems. When you give your government more power, they will eventually abuse it. This has been proven time and time again throughout the course of history.

The main problem in the US right now is that the government has too much power. Large corporations then spend billions of dollars to benefit from that power. If the government had little to no power, businesses could only appeal to it's consumers by creating better products and getting more people to buy them.

>>717809921
I'd recommend that try and read the post you're replying to.

I'd bet I'm wasting time and words. It's like *MOST* americans can only think in 2d while the rest of the first world thinks in 3d.

>>717806314
Aside from the fact that it was US supplies that prevented the French line from falling in WW1 when the Germans were just outside, and US reinforcements that prevented the French line from falling again due to superior German veterans from the Russian front. On top of that it was US fuel that kept Russian tanks moving forward during their invasion of Germany in WW2 and US troops that liberated France who couldn't even plan against Germany attacking through fucking Belgium.

>inb4 amerifat

Nope, I'm Swiss, I just happen to know history unlike most of you retards

>>717810101
>I recommend that try

Lel mericans so dumb lel

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>>717809920
>my bad

>>717809966
All the better to hear the
BBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but of yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now....

BBBBBBRRRRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPFFFFFF

Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....

BBBBBBRRRRRRRRPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT

Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes….

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>>717809966

>>717810207
Switzerland 4th highest gun ownership

Doesn't have niggers
>rarely has murders

It's almost like guns aren't the problem, yurop?

>>717804054
If I want to die, I'll go to the EU to get my cancer treatments.

/thread

>>717810291
>sucking the dick of socialism

That's just inexcusable

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>>717810406
>Sweden

>Switzerland

SUPERIOR YUROP

>>717804976
We already have free education for primary and secondary school. The ghetto kids don't utilize it. Adding free college won't suddenly change that. Education in this country doesn't need more money it needs restructuring. Instead of this stupid track of pushing everyone to college regardless of ability we need to start directing kids to the area where they will be best. That could be college, trade school, or janitor.

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>>717810210
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_error

Nice dodge

>>717810538
This

>>717810406
Sweden's rape statistics are skewed because Sweden defines everything as little as farting unwantedly in the direction of a woman as rape.

>>717805293
The world maps aren't correct anyway.

>>717810562
Your country & continent is an sjw rally

Let me put this plainly, "Nothing you say or do will make me less American, or better than you"

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Im black, puff me wonk

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>>717804195
8/10 pretty good.

>>717810207
I'm the op, nice reply, it was bait but still, nice reply.

>>717810648
God, I love that anime smug face

>>717806006
It seems lorrys are the new thing now.

>>717804054
FREE hahahahahahahahahahahahah

>>717804054
>free

Stopped reading, this is the work of someone who doesn't understand economics

>>717804054
i live in germany and i wish they woukd make gun ownership easier

>>717804195
How many killed with a single bat in a single day?

>>717809636
Whether or not morality is subjective has been a subject of debate for centuries. It has consistently been found that basic morality is completely objective, while people's individual perception affects how they treat other people.

>your main assumption is that other countries operate in the same way America does

Are we in the same thread? I was literally talking about my own situation in America and the thread itself is about America. Work on that reading comprehension.

Pure capitalism is productive, government bureaucracy is not.

Thanks for those non-arguments though, I always love 'em.

>>717810387
Ummhmmm...

>>717810634
>"Nothing you say or do will make me less stupid, or better than you"

>>717804976
Why don't I just give people money instead of buying things for myself is what you're saying... What kind of communists hell-hole do you live in?

>>717810972
>being from Europe is its own roast

I'm an American, a champion of the universe. Our country owns the world right now regardless of whatever little dickwaver steps in. When it comes down to it, the President of the United States is more powerful than the entirety of your sjw-continent.

Your only talking points are weight and intellect- topkek.

Your time has passed summer child.
You're not the top dog.
You're not the strongest.
No one respects your country anymore.

Our dick is exponentially larger than your dick

>>717810972
Honestly what has Europe done since 1776 besides make nazis and suck mudslime cock

>>717811279
Steam boats were a pretty big thing.

>>717804054
Hey you guys wanna go to the superbowl?
They will be selling m16 1004 caliber with baseball bats, it's gonna be next to wallmart

>>717811410
You forgot McDonald's.

>>717811402
Yeah and then we made the internal combustion automobile in mass quantities

Daimler/ merc might've made a "car" but Ford made the car business

>>717811484
I can't believe I forgot the most obvious one

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>>717811194
unbeatable b8

END OF THREAD

>>717811611
Yea tho I walk through the valley of the yuropoors I will fear no sjw-pandering or government subsidies.

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>>717804054
Hi guys... It's kinda sad because this year we will be remembering 911

>>717804432
Kek. Your average trump voter.
>lets give the big buisnesses more tax breaks because of course they will never want less money and just give that to the working man.

>>717811520
Ford invented the assembly line, big deal; but not everything.

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>>717811783
Dude I'm fucking done, I'm so fucking done

I work a waitress and niggers and eurocucks never tip, I often et under 20% from them. My boss says he can't pay me more than 2$ per hour but I rather suck cock to pay my rent than vote for a commie who'd ruin our economy by introducing general minimum wage.

I like niggers so much, I have a few in my family tree. Ain't that right Cletus?

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>>717804683
Guess who gives a fuck

>>717811979
Oh gosh, damn, you just said the N word, you silly

>>717811279
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timeline_of_scientific_discoveries

I'm just wondering how many actual amerifags must be here

>>717804111
Do you even know what it means, or are you actually that retarded?

>>717804054
America only exists for a few insignificant reasons:

They're a nation of brainwashed consumers and cannon fodder. That's really about it.

All the manufacturing jobs are leaving.

All the good jobs require you to have a 4+ year college degree. Which, the govt will spend billions upon BILLIONS a year to kill people, but they won't reallocate some of that money to educate it's people.

The political system is owned by big money.

There's always mindless garbage on TV to keep people complacent.

The war on drugs.

Endless wars in the middle east.

Police brutality.

Coca Cola.

Racism.

Patriotism.

Etc.

As a nation, we are fucking retarded.

>>717804054
Assault weapons(made up term for scary looking rifles) account for less than 1% of all gun crime. Assault rifles(real term for select fire full auto rifles) were federally regulated in the 30's and since that time have been used in only 2 murders. The overwhelming majority of gun murders in America are committed with illegally acquired firearms. There are 90 million legal gun owners in control of around 300 million legal firearms that aren't ever going to kill anyone. Defensive uses, of which 99.9% result in no shots fired, number in the millions per year. Deaths by medical malpractice vastly outnumber deaths by firearm. By everyone's ease of access argument free healthcare(read as govt provided healthcare that by its namesake would be of a lower quality) only stands to increase that number. The pic you used is absolutely correct. Don't get mad. Just try not to be so stupid next time.

>>717812383
More like United States
don't relate us with their bullshit

>>717812383
Too bad for the few good apples...

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>>717804054

https://soundcloud.com/catilluminati/clonazepurrr

>>717804507

>no stat for this exists

Jesus lads. It's a deadly weapon that is cheap, readily available, with no identification required or background check and No way to trace them. It's the ultimate crook weapon.

BAN IT

I DONT CARE IF THERES A LEGITIMATE AND HARMLESS RECREATIONAL ACTIVITY THAT REQUIRES IT. BAN THAT SHIT

>>717812616
No pls Mets are due next season.

>>717804662
YES exactly. PEOPLE kill people. So why is it that easy for every fucking retard to get a god damn weapon?

>>717812845
>muh second amendment

>>717812845
It's not.

>>717812845
You can kill more people with a car it seems why not ban cars?

>>717812845
"Shall not be infringed"

>>717813150
Because cars are made for something useful. You know, they bring you from point A to point B. Weapons are made and designed to kill.

>>717810616
>Sweden's rape statistics are skewed because Sweden defines everything as little as farting unwantedly in the direction of a woman as rape.

it also records every instance as a a single rape. so in the US, someone who was abused for a year would be recorded as 1 rape. in sweden, that would be 365 rapes.

more importantly, its estimated that only 1 in 5 rapes is reported to police in the US (or the UK), whereas in sweden about 4 in 5 rapes are reported.

>>717813150
Also I didn't say that you have to ban all weapons. But a slightly less retarded laws would be kinda cool.

>>717813718
>>717813742
Oh wow I thought it was just Time becoming retarded.

>>717813742
>>717813718
TIME magazine lost its credibility already yurop you guys just haven't caught on lel

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lol the closer to Canada you are (in the states) the smarter you are.

>>717813791
I mentioned cars because they have the same restrictions as guns.
You need:
>A license
>A registration
>You can only (legally)use them in areas designed for them (or this requires a lot more steps)
>It'll have a unique cereal number on it
>And you are required in a lot of states to put insurance on them

>>717813924
Explain.

>>717813834
Supply and Demand

>>717813742

>yes white people stop having kids!
>kids suck!
>Let abdual mohhamd have 13 kids with is 4 wives
>remember white people kids suck and they take away time from your video games!

>>717813672
Which is also useful. Not to mention all the other useful things you can do with a gun that would be foolish to try and do with just about anything else

>>717813672
Lol why not just use a subway or fly, having a car is expensive, dangerous and dumb.

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Haha here you can see exactly how many countries are smarter then the us, the uk being one of them.

>>717814198
What can guns do other than fire off bullets?

>>717814372
Pretty good for a country filled with people from Africa, South America and Mexico...

>>717813791
Less retarded laws? The laws are already pretty spot on. It's just the whole deal with criminals and their record of following the law or caring what it says. Every piece of legislation that could help is already on the books federally. Anything else and you're just either purposely trying to infringe on rights or generate revenue. Either way you're a fucked up tyranical govt if you do anything other than what's already federal law. Looking at you kommiefornistan. Mag caps and bullet buttons aren't saving lives and stand a good chance of costing someone trying to defend their home their life.

>>717814056
The less Mexicans and more White you get the higher IQ, interesting.

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>>717814552
>the uk has no immigrants

>>717814375
Depends on where those bullets are traveling.

>>717814782
Trade you Poles and Muslims for nigs and spics

EDUCATION IS LIBERAL PROPAGANDA. GLOBAL WARIMNG IS A HOAX

>>717814089
>A license
Everything else would be retarded
>A registration
There are many states who don't require this
>>You can only (legally)use them in areas designed for them (or this requires a lot more steps)
Yes, but you are allowed to carry them anyway
>It'll have a unique cereal number on it
Nice...
>And you are required in a lot of states to put insurance on them
Who the fuck cares...

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u fuckin wot mates? Get your american asses back in the whole. Don't make me cum over their and take u america faggots down with the club me mum gave me for chrissy!

>>717814089
>license
Sure. Let's get a nationwide carry permit going. That would be great.
>Registration
Lol no
>areas designed for them
Already a thing in terms of recreation. But I'll still shoot your ass in the middle of Walmart if you're gonna try and kill me or someone else.
>unique "cereal" number
Kek already a thing that also doesn't matter.
>insurance
Now you're just being silly.

Why do these threads just end up with Americans fighting about politics?

>>717814907
And blacks and indians

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>>717804054

>>717815222
They believe their political identify fully defines them as a person. They feel personally attacked if they their stance is threatened.

Inb4 somebody disagrees withe a fact

>>717814100
Instead of writing actual material TIME shilled for Hillary just like the rest of the msm.
They released countless slam pieces on Trump (no I'm not a trump supporter either)
Furthermore, during the Obama presidency TIME's journalistic integrity just went down the shitter. They were all over bushs ass writing op-eds and exposes for and against the administration. They WERE non-partisan for almost the entirety of the magazine.

It was noticeable that after the first few sessions of Congress that TIME stopped fighting the government.
They stopped being in-partisan and only praised King Obama. They were never critical of policy for almost 8 years and a lot of journalists sadly fell in line with that.
Why do you think Obama won the Nobel Peace Prize and has bombed more countries than the past three Presidents?

The magazine was good. It was great. But they stopped being journalists and started being sensationalists

>>717815430
I've never understood this line of reasoning. Left vs right dem vs rep. We're just dividing ourselves. It's because we've gotten lazy and it's easier just to say well let's let someone else decide how we feel. Straight ticket voting means you press one button and you're done. Microwaved vote casting. But then you got people like me. Sure I voted trump. But not because of anything he said. Because of everything Hillary said. I was a lifelong dem voter. Hillary was counting on that to win her the election. Her confidence in people like me is what cost her the election. Party lines are stupid because of people like me. I like guns, Jesus, the constitution, and fiscally conservative financial practices. On that same note I believe in helping people that deserve it, legalizing weed, gay marriage, and a woman's right to choose. What blows my mind about this election is the lefts blind faith in the person that was guaranteed to try as hard as they can to shit all over the constitution and make us pander to Europe. And as a former lefty it kills me that the republicans are the ones advocating for personal individual rights and the constitution.

>>717804054
Oooga booga whe da white womyn at?

>>717808559
> Lul Muh morals
> Lul why should I care about other people, they ain't me because I am me and only I can be me right so fuck them haha
> I don't actually know where Europe is, never been there, but they must be real backwards
> one nation under God bitch and as we all know Jesus tells me to never share and always ignore the problems of others
> Jesus is a commie lul

Where is my mountain dew?