How does /b/ like their eggs? I prefer >Sunny Side Up Over Easy

quick before nypa guy gets here

>>717803636
NYPA --

Dumbass.

>>717803589
Im an omelette man. Mostly because i live in seattle within driving distance of beths. But still.

>>717803589
I like my eggs how I like my racists, I fucking hate eggs.

sunny side up is turnt

I don't eat eggs, those used to be chickens....read up on veganism you fucking blood thirsty faggot

>>717803865
Kek. Neat.

>>717803865
Do you know there are unfertilized chicken eggs? I'm not sure you do... I live in the country, there are lots of wild chickens around, usually dropping an egg a day, more often than not unfertilized. Do tell me why something that's nutritious and that will never develop into anything other than rot should go to waste, specially considering it's not being farmed/manipulated in any way? You fucking imbecile... Wasting available resources is as immoral as it gets.

>>717804365
Because vegans are never wrong, they are morally superior to the rest of humankind, never do anything wrong and are probably pansexual snowflakes as well, with no sense of self censorship or any ability to admit that they may have done something wrong once, nothing is their fault, it's everyone else's fault. They are the Blameless.

>>717804365
The egg would compost into the soil and give infinitely more nutrients to the ecosystem it lay in than to some faggot 4chan anon. I am an ecologist...seems like you need to freshen up and hit the books pal

>>717804631
seems like you need to stop worrying what others are doing and sort your attitude out

>>717804621
The only sin I'm guilty of is not killing more meat eaters

Come at me you elementary faggots.

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Fertilized.

>>717804738
ha ha ha ha ha , ha ha ha. You are a class A knob head. I'll bite, so...how many meat eaters have you killed then? ha hah ha ha

"I don't eat eggs, those used to be chickens" Pussy, I eat eggs and chickens, feeling sad /b/ro?

>>717804738
I bet you own a cat, don't you?

I pop the yolk and cook them crispy on one side, then flip them, add cheese, and cook until all the cheese has melted.

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>>717803589
Activated.

>>717803589
I just cook them until they look cooked from cooking. Cook

>>717803589
I like mine scrambled, but heavily minced, with a dash if salt.

>>717804631
Might as well just kill yourself then, since your continued existence is of lesser use than what your body's nutrients would contribute to the soil.

Unless, you know, being alive matters to you more than being an ecologist, which would make you sliiiiiightly hypocritical considering your previous response.

Also, have anything against faggots? That's mighty immoral of you, being both a moron that believes in wasting resources and is homophobic.

>>717805086
It's obviously creationism. Why else would a hen constantly lay eggs if it wasn't designed for man to eat them?

>>717805053
>>717805224

>>717805224
To make an army of chickens.

>>717805144
I'm sorry it's not even fun to continue trolling someone as retarded as you

>>717803736

Beths! Haven't been there in ages. Do they still have endless hash browns?

>>717805282
but what about the lesbians?

>>717805282
Yeah, when you fail completely at a discussion, using flaky arguments at best, ending with a "lol i trol u" must feel like the only way out.

Moronic beyond words. Love it.

>>717805372
No, they quit doing that a while ago, shame, they were lovely

>>717805274
Chickens have no self defence though. It's literally free food if you're fast enough. Evolution is a lie and Donald trump is the anti christ.

Fucking raw as Fucking Fuck.
Straight from the chickens ass still warm. It's good for you. Makes you strong.

>>717805516
That's why they need an army, cristfag.

>>717803589
I'm an omelette man myself
>condenses an entire meal in a complete package all packed neatly
>also because I'm a /fit/fag
But, sunny side egg is nice on a breakie sandwich once in awhile
Also, an egg in a basket is neat to enjoy once in a great while

>>717805516
They can't carry guns, but they can be viscous little cunts. They would have your eyes out if they could.

>>717805595
My nigga. Second favorite way to eat em. That protein tho

Scrambled with mozzarella cheese.
Im Italian so I sadly live up my sterotype

>>717805651
Hey man. Omelettes are basically an every mans meal. Can put just about any meat and cheese in the bastard and itll taste good.

>>717803589
>Scrambled with mozzarella cheese.
On Point there anon.
I throw some Ital Sausg in there too. Go the full Italian mile

>>717805761
Not my kinda meal, I hate eggs, Therefore not an evryman meal.

>>717805803
They use kilometers in Italy.

>>717803589
Over medium
Scrambled with water for fluff add cheese
Omelette w/ mushroom, bacon, Swiss
Hard boiled

Over easy is like sucking on a slug dick

>>717803589
Hanging, like a real man's.

>>717805931
Slugs don't have dicks.

>>717803589
Fried in bacon oil.

>>717805595
>>717805706
>how to contract salmonella poisoning 101

>>717805675
>if they could
My point exactly. They are a design of creationism. Allah ackbar my brother

>>717806233
Yeah. But god it tastes good.

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>>717803589
Like that

>>717805599
Please do not use christ and fag In the same sentence

>>717806317
>raw eggs
>tastes good
Pick one

I fuck chickens on the daily.

>>717806308
If you died near them, they would defo eat your face, like cats do when there owners die and don't get fed. Mashallah

>>717806348
oh, you cheesy cunt.

>>717806358
Christ was a faggot

>>717806462
Love me or hate me man ; )

>>717806664
how about fuck off?, people who say that are always fucking dicks.

>>717807060
Well you are acting like a dick now dude.... and actually no im not a dick

>>717807197
love me or hate me man....thats is the dickiest thing you could ever say, therefore you were the dick first, you dick. And yes, I am a dick.

Dickfest.

>>717807330
Wtf man how could you judge someone only based on this sentence. That is quite stupid.

>>717806420
>implying someone doesnt find both adequate.
Get out plebian.

All of you are wrong.

Poached is the best way to eat an egg.

>>717807592
Because all the people that say that one sentence are all ways dicks. easy. It's almost like some kind of disclaimer, like saying, I'm a fucking dick but.....

>>717806544
See that's not even funny. Imagine you die, go to the pearly gates and saint peter asks you why you called christ a faggot. How silly you're going to feel then

>>717808197
Imagining it is the only way it's gonna happen, christfag

>>717808197
Are you so silly that you really believe that that would happen?. wow.

>>717808339
It's nice to have hope.

>>717808197
That would be hilarious.

>>717808434
or false dreams. Get fucking real.

>>717808433
You kinda evaded the question, ya cuck.

>>717803589
sunny side up, but then you flip it the last few seconds.

>>717808016
Im pretty sure you have plenty of friends

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>>717808339
Lmao

>>717808491
I like to hope theirs more to life

>>717803589
scrambled

>>717803686
Awww he even signed it :,)

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>>717805144
Checked and rekt >>717805282

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I like my eggs scrambled just like my women