Red pill me on her, /b/. Is it true that Miranda fucked the USC

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yeah dude

No it's some reddit virgin fantasy

She didn't so much fuck them, as they all took turns fucking her. Her nickname at USC was "the Ghost." because more often than not, she was covered in football player semen. Beats being repeatedly raped by Dan Schneider, I guess.

>>717801214
can you elaborate?

>>717801214
>She didn't so much fuck them, as they all took turns fucking her.
yeah, greentext of this please

>>717801709
I remember the first time I went to a USC party that Miranda Cosgrove was at.

It was at a frat house and I was hanging out and talking to people when this huge guy, probably around 6'5 came up to me and grabbed me by the shoulder and told me very sternly to "come with me, newblood". He led me down to the basement, and that's when I saw her.

She was completely naked, on her hands and knees, on top of a large blue tarp. A single bare lightbulb swung from the ceiling, and two massive football players were fucking her, one in the ass and one in the mouth. Her eyes were rolled into the back of her head, and she was covered in semen. The words "COCKGOBBLER" were scrawled on her forehead in permanent marker . The one fucking her in the mouth bust a nut down her throat, and she swallowed it all. She then started screaming "FUNNY POWDER, FUNNY POWDER" over and over at the top of her lungs. The guy that led me in handed me a ceramic plate covered in cocaine and instructed me to blow some in her face. I bent down in front of her and she coughed up a huge glob of cum onto the tarp and looked at me in the eyes, all while still beng fucked in the ass. I grabbed a handful of cocaine and placing it in my palm, I blew it in her face. I had tears in my eyes and silently mouthed "but you were in iCarly". I stood up and another massive jock took my spot and started ramming her in the mouth. I then tried to leave but the guy who took me to the room told me "you have to stay until all the coke is gone lardlungs". I sobbed for the next 3 hours doing my duty until all the men were satisfied and she was passed out in a pool of jizz.

It was the worst night of my life.

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Wonder who is behind this thread... mm...
What's his name again?

>>717802256
Was she drugged?

>>717802387
yes

>>717802459
More details that you know? Also, do you all that for a fact or is it a campus rumor?

>>717802578
this is in fact a /tv/ copypasta

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>>717800897

Its not like she has a future, consider that an honor.

>>717802884
Why not? With that lips, I bet she is amazing at casting couch at least.

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>>717802256

>actually believing this

>>717802884
She's huge in the butt hole, tho, so at least she's got that going for her.

>the ghost

>>717802256
sounds legit

>>717802267
Dan "if you have a daughter you better hide her" Schneider

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Any USC fag here?

>>717803508
Dan "She's a liar" Schneider

>>717800897
>be Miranda Cosgrove
>going to a toga party trying to be just another girl
>everybody knows you, all the boys check you out like if you just were a sex toy
>everybody had heard rumors about how slutty are you when you wasted af
>top frats try to get you drunk af
>eventually you just give up. you just have two options: left the party or ending your night at the back room surrounded by horny, depraved guys
feels bad

>>717803664
She will look like those spics that sell yuca and quesadillas on the street in central america shithole country

>>717804363
its okay miranda :(

>>717803664
thats alot of jizz man

>The football team ran a train on her mouth once and she had to take the week off because she said that amount of semen made her sick.
>One guy overheard her telling a professor "If you give me an A, I'll give you mine"
>she ran out of holes to fill at a party so she tried to shove a cock in her navel

The USC guy at /tv/ was so fucking brilliant. And to this day I believe all he said.

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I wonder if she has any nudes.

>>717805220
is she the smart cunty girl from school of rock?

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>>717805360
yes. time flies.

>>717800897
trojan here, i had no idea she goes to this school

>>717800897
nah it was just some funny ass greentext off of /tv/ those horny bastards

>>717802256
"but you were in iCarly"
was this supposed to be a ylyl

>>717805983
For real? Are you living under a rock lol

>>717806074
im a hermit from viterbi

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>>717805360

>>717806188
>implying I have to know wth is that

>>717806285
>implying I have to know wth is that
are you having a stroke?

>>717805220
no she doesnt. I have been fucking her for a year and she doesn't let me to record me, and she doesn't send me any nudes.

>>717806644
if i was fucking her, i would find a way to secretly record it.

>>717806828
Believe me, it's not that easy as it seems.

>>717807039
Fucking liar. A nannycam wall clock costs like $60

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She went crazy because she swallowed too much Dan's smile at Nickelodeon. Kinda sad.

>>717802267
Dan "Spread Em Wider" Schneider

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best footjob ever

>>717807487
The USC football team didn't but shrek did

Usc football team? Are we on about hand egg or football here?

>>717802267
That's Dan "Executive Producer, Pre-Teen Seducer" Schneider

>>717809352
story?

>>717800897


NO. ABSOLUTELY NOT. I WENT OT SCHOOL WITH HER. HAD MANY CLASSES. WAS AS CLOSE A FRIEND AS SHE HAD A UNIVERSITY..THAT MEANS NOT THAT CLOSE.

SHE IS COLD, STAND OFFISH AND VERY, VERY CAREFUL WITH WHAT SHE DOES AND WITH WHO. SO FUCK OFF.

>>717809797


OH FUCK OFF..SHE WAS INTO DWEEBY ASIAN GUYS AND COULDN'T STAND LOUD, OBNOXIOUS WHITE GUYS.

>>717811643
>VERY CAREFUL WITH WHAT SHE DOES AND WITH WHO
well, if that's true, tell us some stories.

>>717806644


NO YOU DON'T FUCK FACE. IF TRUE WHAT DOES SHE DO TO KILL TIME?

ALSO, WHAT'S HER FAVORITE CARTOON? SHE CAN'T SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT EITHER SO YOU WOULD KNOW.

>>717811905


WHAT STORIES? SHE'S AS EXCITING AS FUCKING WALLPAPER. WHEN I SAY SHE'S BORING EVERY WAY, SHE IS. SHE IS INTELLIGENT, BOOK WISE, BUT IN LIFE? SHE'S AN ASIAN NERD.....NOT EVEN THE WEIRD KIND

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>>717811982
YELL MORE

>>717812113


OK FAT FUCK.

>>717812072
Yeah I can confirm what you're saying here. She's very reclusive. I enjoy her though. We hang out occasionally.

>>717812492


DOUBT.IF YOU ARE ONE OF HER 5 CLOSE FRIENDS YOU ARE SKINNY HALF CHINKS OR TWO FAGGOTS. SHE HAS NO OTHER PEOPLE SHE HANGS WITH. SERISLY FAT FUCK , I WAS AS CLOSE TO A FRIEND SHE HAD IN UNIVERSITY AND I KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT HER. I HONESTLY THINK SHE'S A CONTROLLED LESBIAN OR ASEXUAL.

>>717812655
WELL I AM ONE OF THOSE SKINNY HALF CHICKS AND I SAW HER SUCK OFF THE FOOTBALL TEAM DISPROVE ME FAG

>>717812655
I mean... yeah, but no need to be racist, dude. Are you that John dude that kinda stalked her?

>>717812492
Do you fuck her?

>>717812748


IF MIRANDA FARTED IN CLASS THERE WOULD BE VIDEO YOU DUMB FUCK.

I HAVE ZERO INTEREST IN ANY MAN WHILE WITH HER MUCH LESS FAT NIGGERS ON THE FOOT BALL TEAM. I WAS HER ONLY MALE FRIEND AND I HONESTLY THINK SHE THOUGHT I WAS A CLOSET HOMO

>>717812795
No. She doesn't fuck anybody that I'm aware of.

>>717812787


OH FUCK OFF. I WAS HER FRIEND. STILL IN CONTACT AND CAN ASSURE YOU, SHE FUCKED NO ONE AT SCHOOL. SHE'S CLOSE TO HER FAMILY AND A PRUDE. MY GUESS IS SHE HAS FEELINGS FOR WOMEN BUT SUPPRESSES THEM FOR HER FAMILY AND RELIGION.

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>>717812748
Are you at this pic?

>>717802267
"The big Dick @ Nick"

>>717812937


THAT'S BECAUSE SHE HAS THE LOWEST FUCKING SEX DRIVE I SEEN IN MY LIFE, OR IS A LESBIAN. SHE GOES BEET RED EVEN AT THE MENTION OF ANYTHING SEXUAL.

>>717812748
>SAW HER SUCK OFF THE FOOTBALL TEAM
story of it is REALLY welcome

>>717812952


SHE'S NOT CLOSE TO ANY OF THOSE GIRLS. HER CLOSEST FRIENDS ARE HALF CHINKS LIKE HER AND LOOK 12 YEARS OLD.

>>717812944
CAN CONFIRM AS I AM ALSO FRIEND OF MIRANDA

>>717813026
Yeah I know, dude, you ain't gotta keep explaining it to me. I've known her for fucking years.

I CAN ALSO ASSURE THAT YES SHE DID SUCK OFF THE FOOTBALL TEAM AS I AM FRIEND OF MIRANDA ALSO

>>717802256
I like this. This is good.

>>717813151


AS I SAID IF YOU REALLY KNOW HER WHAT DOES SHE DO TO PASS TIME AND WHAT IS HER FAVORITE CARTOON? SHE CAN'T STFU ABOUT IT SO YOU WOULD HAVE TO KNOW.

ITT: two loudly psychos arguing with each other

>>717813188
go on. if true, I want to hear more of this.

>>717813275
I HAPPEN TO KNOW THAT SHE SUCKS COCK INDISCRIMINATELY ON HER OWN TIME AND WHATS HER FAVORITE COLOR DICK? SHE CANT STFU ABOUT IS SO YOU WOULD HAVE TO KNOW

>>717813275
That literally proves nothing, m8. She paints a lot... but literally anybody can like Google "Miranda Cosgrove hobbies" and then you will disagree with whatever anybody says so you can still pretend you know her. If you who are who I think you are she thinks you're fucking creepy.

>>717813475
>HER FAVORITE COLOR DICK
honestly curious about that. tell us

>>717813504


LMFAO...NEVER SEEN HER PAINT OR TALK ABOUT IT BUT YOU DON'T KNOW HER FUCK FACE.

SHE THINKS I AM CREEPY? MAYBE. I AM PRETTY RECLUSIVE MYSELF BUT SHE CONTACTS ME, NOT VICE VERSA.

>>717813475
>SHE SUCKS COCK INDISCRIMINATELY ON HER OWN TIME
I want to believe. What has been her craziest sex experience?

>>717813590
This is just sad, /b/ro. Stop. You clearly don't know this girl.

>>717813757


YES I DO. DON'T KNOW WHAT THE BG FUCKING DEAL IS. SHE DONE AS AN ACTRESS, NOT INTO GUYS AND NOT THAT PRETTY SO WHO THE FUCK CARES YOU 12 YEA R OLD FAT FUCK

>>717813828
Jennette, Miranda will never love you, She is into girls too, but prefers a good dick. Just deal with it and move on.

>>717813892


LOL........... AWESOME.

>>717813828
There is no big deal. You're the one desperately trying to prove that you know her... Who cares. She's boring. I got her to play video games with me like twice.

>>717813475
If you really know her, talk about this, please. I'm curious too.

>>717814048


SHE DOESN'T PLAY VIDEO GAMES YOU FAT 12 YEAR OLD.

What happened here? Why is everybody yelling like crazy?

>>717814118
We've definitely played Smash Bros, m8. Keep pretending though, this is amusing.

>>717814215
Well... Seems that crazy yelling kid get bored...

What do you know about her private life? Is she a massive slut as some people say?

>>717814562
Unfortunately not much. She'd have to be a literal ninja to be a huge slut. I have a sneaking suspicion that she's a virgin. I think that kid does know her, but she doesn't know him.

>>717814640
That "kid" I think is a old dude who is always posting about her here. Once, he posted his instagram and there was like a million pics of Miranda.

>>717814811
People are fuckin creeps dude. She's pretty average looking tbh.

>>717814640
>>717814811


LMFAO. STFU YOU BALDING 50 YEAR OLD STALKER.

YOU DON'T KNOW HER. I DO. YOU CAN'T ANSWER ONE FUCKING QUESTION ABOUT HER LIKE HER PRIVATE BJJ CLASSES IN TARZANA WITH JEAN JAQUES MACHADO. YOU FUCKING POSER.

>>717814877
Do you talk with her? Is she nice or bitchy?

>>717815022
I can't take you seriously if you yell like crazy. Try to talk like a normal person and maybe I will believe you.

>>717814877


SURE SHE IS FAT FUCK. WHEN DONE UP, SHE'S VERY PRETTY FAT FUCK.

YOU DON'T KNOW HER FATSO. FUCK OFF AND GO BACK TO CHASING POKEMON.

>>717815022
>717815022
Oh look, it's back. Work for the NSA and stalk her?

>>717815146


ITS OF ZERO IMPORTANCE IF YOU BEIEVE ME OR NOT FAT FUCK. BELIEVE THAT A MULTI MILLIONAIRE HALF DEAD ASEXUAL BEING SUCKED FF A WHOLE FOOTBALL TEAM...BELIEVE WHAT THE FUCK YOU WANT NIGGER. I DON'T CARE

>>717815216


PLEASE STFU YOU CRINGE FAT 12 YEAR OLD.

>>717815244
So, why are you here if you don't want to interact with anybody but you?

>>717815332
Cuz he's full of shit. Thinks people care.

>>717813475
>HER FAVORITE COLOR DICK?
Who wrote that is still here? I want to know it!!

>>717815640
She likes Asian dudes. More on my virgin theory, she doesn't want to risk a big dick hurting her. I saw somebody pinch her once and she whined about it for 2 hours.

>>717815640


LISTEN YOU AUTISTIC FAT FUCK....SHE'S WEALTHY, PRETTY ENOUGH TO GET ANY GUY SHE WANTS AND STUCK UP LIKE MY DICK WHEN I SEE TEEN THREADS.......IF YOU THINK THIS HALF CHINK SUCKS DICK "INDISCRIMINATELY" YOU MISTAKEN HER FOR YOUR MOM.

>>717815862


YOU JUST REPEATING WHAT I SAID WHICH WAS A LIE ANYWAYS YOU FAT FUCK.

NOBODY PINCHED HER FAT FUCK. IRL PEOPLE ARE COWARDS WHO BARELY HAD THE GUTS TO SAY HI TO HER.

>>717816010
Dude somebody here could say she has brown hair and you'd tell them "ACKTCHUALLY" just stfu already. We get it. You're a super fan.

>>717804363
>be Miranda
>wants to have some fun with 4 of 5 smoking hot frats
>before you know, room is crowded.
>very reluctantly, do you agree but told them to stop when you told them. they are just too many guys to satisfy at once.
>having wild fun for 5 or 6 hours with more than 30 frat bros. you lost count of how many times you came and how came times they came in and on you
>you are exhausted and sore, fun is over, but let them having some more fun time because some of them are waiting for so long
>at some point you can’t take anymore, beg them to let you go
>they call you cum slave, gangbang whore… tied you up, spill on your face and spank your ass and tits as hard as they can
>they don’t care about what you want, force you to drink lot of vodka with pills and keep abusing you
>even heavily drugged you just pass out exhausted while they keep fucking you
>in and out the whole time, it’s daylight outside and they are still fucking you
Men are such a pigs, don’t know when to stop

>>717816111
>>717816116


OK LONELY FAT DUDE KEEP FANTASIZING ABOUT HER FUCKING FAT NIGGERS.....REALITY IS, YOU WILL BE DEAD WITHIN 5 YEARS DUE TO SUICIDE AND YOUR FAT ROTTING CORPSE WON'T BE FOUND FOR DAYS LONELY BALDING 50 YEAR OLD.

>>717816010
Are you, you are?
instagram com/KitCarsonHamm

>>717816212
kbro.
You sound rustled. This entire thread is laughing at you.

>>717816223
>instagram com/KitCarsonHamm
>>717816256
YOU GOT ME " MASTER HACKER"...NO GO START A THREAD HOW YOU ARE A MASTER HACKER...FUCK OFF LOSERS.

>>717816302
When did I claim to be a hacker? Golly gee, mister, you rustled af. BTW your caps lock key is just left of your "A" key.

>>717816518


OHHHHHHH..YOU GOT ME BALDING 50 YEAR OLD....BUT SERIOUSLY. FUCK OFF.

>>717816212
nah, you are weird and I love you... you are like the old /b/ waifufags who were obssesed about the virginity of their waifus. Good times.

>>717816596
You're pretty convinced I'm a 50 year old or a 12 year old. That's a large margin.
>>717816648
LOL TRUUUU

>>717816116
tits or gtfo, Miranda

>>717816648


SURE THERE CHAMP. YOU GOT ME AGAIN YOU 50 YEAR OLD FAT FUCK.

YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH THESE GIRLS BEING WHORES...LET ME ASK YOU THIS: IF WOMEN WERE WHORES LIKE YOU SAY, THEN WHY ARE YOU A KISSLESS 50 YEAR OLD VIRGIN? BECAUSE MOM WON'T FUCK YOU?

>>717816865
How old are you, by the way?

>>717816865


damn, you really defend these nick people like crazy. you are on three threads defending them

>>717816865
How do you get this rustled tho...?

>>717816973


he's on the dan thread going deep on defending dan with numbers and tv shit. makes me wonder who the fuck this guy is.

i can understand him being an obsessed miranda mark but he goes off on dan haters too.

>>717817019


go see him on the dan thread..it's as if people are attacking his mother

>>717817013
Saw that too. Now I'm thinking he is not a waifufag, just a PA "pretending to be a waifufag" doing his work.

>>717817145
Thanks for tip m8.

>>717813475
>SHE SUCKS COCK INDISCRIMINATELY ON HER OWN TIME AND WHATS HER FAVORITE COLOR DICK
for the love of god, I want to know!!! pls, pls, pls

>>717802267
Dan "The hymen collider" Schneider

>>717816010
Fat fuck fat fuck fat fuck, did you cum yet you turbo nerd? Hurrrdurrr I used the caps lock mom look. Typical.

>>717817148
>>717817188


GO OUTSIDE AND BREATH LONELY FAT GUYS . THE STENCH OF YOUR ASS IS CORRODING YOUR BRAINS.

>>717817375
Too late, PA. Now you know who are you. Next time, just shitpost at one thread only, like a good virgin waifufag. Doing it at severals threads is a job.

>>717817375
FAGGOT KYS, YOUR FAGGOT IS FAGGING EVERYTHING UP. YOU 50 FAT, FAT 12 BALDING FAT shit nigger you broke my auto shit poster FUCK FAT 50......


BALDING.

Its fixed.

>>717816596
Is this guy retarded?

>>717817375
U guyz. I'm convinced this is dan schneider. All this fat guy shit seems like hes putting his problems on us.

>>717800897
She has all sorts of fun at her college. Absolutely crazy shit, you wouldn't believe it. She mostly likes the athletes, but she'd go for just about anyone if she was in the mood. People theorize she's addicted to the attention, which I guess makes sense for an actress.

Funny powder! Kik

>>717817520


OK KISS LESS VIRGIN.

TRUTH HURTS HUH FAT FUCK?

I wish that football player who gangfucked her at 10 parties at least would like to make a AMA. Like, I really wish!

>>717818124
oh, Miranda... you are so dirty

>>717818363


WELL ONCE YOU KISSLESS VIRGINS ACTUALLY LEAVE YOUR HOUSE YOU MAY MEET HIM...LOL....WHAT A LOSER.

>>717818436
No wonder you are only an PA. You say the same over and over and over again. Dude, go back to college and maybe you will find a better job.

>>717814192
EVERYONE THAT TYPES IN CAPS ITT KNOWS MIRANDA

>>717816116
Poor girl if true. That happened with a sorority friend of mine. She was sore for weeks.

>>717802256
Copy pasta
>the stories you read on /b/ are fiction and only a fool would believe anything they read on this website

>>717818436
Tell us, Dan... How many times did you fucked Miranda before she went in slutty full mode? You trained her well.

>>717818986
Hello dude. Can you post pictures to prove your claims?

If not, fucking kys faggot. Literal cancer in society.

>>717819285
I DON'T SEE ANY CAPS. YOU DON'T KNOW MIRANDA

>>717802267
Dan "Get in the Van" Schneider

>>717816116
time to fap
continue, pls

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>hfw reading icarly fanfiction

>>717819587
I don't I live near the South Pole you retard. Prove it or kys. At least remove defective genes from the human gene pool.

>>717819851
PLEB LOSER I KNOW MIRANDA AND YOU'RE JEALOUS

>>717819803
I don't believe a single post, but they are some very hot stories here. Just wow.

>>717819959
okay... Just one question:
Did she spit or swallow?

>>717819959
I'm no pleb since I don't live nowhere near Americuck. At least from where I live it is peaceful. I don't give af about Miranda. I just want you to kys faggot

>>717819959
Also invest on better keyboards if you want to be a keyboard warrior. Fucking cunt

>>717820087
>calls others cucks
>cucks himself in thread
k

>>717820087
THE JEALOUSY IS JUST BURNING YOU UP INSIDE

ALSO, YOU GUYS GOT BUTT RAPED BY THE BRITISH IN THE FALKLAND ISLANDS. DID YOU GUYS EVEN TRY? THE BRITISH DIDN'T EVEN SEND THEIR MILITARY. THEY JUST SENT SOME HOMELESS GUYS WITH GUNS DOWN THERE AND TOLD THEM "OH DON'T WORRY. THEY'RE JUST ARGENTINIANS, THEY ARE PUSSIES."

>>717820271
Elaborate kkk guy

>>717813475
>WHATS HER FAVORITE COLOR DICK
tfw I will never know that
so sad

>>717812655
Hey Miranda

>>717820316
Not jealous just curious if you have pictures to prove the legitimacy of your claims.
Also I'm not from Argentina learn geography retard. USA isn't a planet.

>>717820458
YOU SURE DO SOUND JEALOUS. YOU SOUND JEALOUS OF ME LIVING IN THE BEST COUNTRY/PLANET IN THE WORLD, AND YOU'RE JEALOUS I AM BEST FRIENDS WITH MIRANDA

>>717820340
a) you don't give a fuck about miranda, but are in miranda thread
b) you don't live anywhere near "americuck" but browse the american site, thus cucking yourself
c) you a bitch ass nigga

>>717820590
>I AM BEST FRIENDS WITH MIRANDA
ok, tell us some facts about her

>>717820590
Dude wtf did you just forward slash country and planet describing the United States of America. Forget Miranda you need to go to school retard. Or go kill yourself. One less retard in the world.

>>717820590
> YOU SOUND JEALOUS OF ME LIVING IN THE BEST COUNTRY/PLANET IN THE WORLD

Denmark?

>>717820686
a) Here for Dan jokes
b) Don't give af looking for (a) and pizza
c) White af boi

>>717820770
SHE LOVES ASIAN GUYS. SHE IS QUIET AND RESERVED. SHE'S VERY FAMILY ORIENTED. SHE DOES LOTS OF METH

>>717807039
Its really hard to see her fucking, even you havent seen it yet.

>>717820930
Fuck you retard. Kys.

>>717820793
JEALOUSY IS AN UGLY COLOR ON YOU, ANON

>>717820915
>hates miranda but likes dan
top cuckboi

>>717802267
Dan If she's a fighter, cum inside her" Schneider.

>>717820869
HAHAHA DON'T MAKE ME LAUGH. DENMARKISTAN IS A SHIT COUNTRY

>>717821028
He gave himself up in the other thread anons. This cuck might actually be dan.

>>717821028
Not jealous boi, just trying to know you and boy was I suprised with your retardation. Took my IQ down, no part of Antartica's IQ down by 69 points

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>>717802267
Thats the manager at the Good Burger

>>717821120
THAT ANON LEFT AWHILE AGO. I'M ANOTHER ANON THAT IS BEST FRIENDS WITH MIRANDA

>>717803664
if thats a shoop its amazing.

>>717821060
But can we agree that the caps lock faggot need to die?

I like Dan memes don't judge faggot. Bet you like traps faggot.

>>717821188
Oh jesus fuck.

I can pretty much assume she had fun (every college slut does) but if she had a gangbang. There would have to be photos of it somewhere. Also who's this Asian girl she hangs out with. I want to see her.

>>717821242


no same fag...i will agree that you are boring af and should commit suicide

>>717821242
>instantly thinks about traps
son...that's on you

>>717820930
She fucks asian guys often? Also elaborate about meth. How bad is that?

>>717821396
Nyessssss

>>717821388
I sense a butthurt American. Are you one?

>>717800897
>>717800897
What this fuck is the back story on this green text circle jerk? The meta-trolling is too thick to unpack.

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>>717800897
These threads are strange and sad..

>>717821685
not the most complicated of plots. Some anon fanfics icarly college stories and spam posts them for months..becomes a meme and is posted by others in dan threads

...that's it

>>717816116
>being Miranda Cosgrove
>tied up and almost unconscious the ugliest frats use and abuse her like a rag doll
That’s what happen when you are a rotten bitch and a massive slut

>>717821556
SHE DOESN'T FUCK THE ASIAN GUYS. ALSO, SHE HAS FAKE TEETH BECAUSE SHE LOST ALL OF THEM FROM ALL THE METH. NO ONE SUSPECTS A THING

>>717821824
You make it sound bad. I think it's a hot and fun meme.

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>>717821902
if no one suspects how do you know?

>>717822009
SHE TOLD ME AT THE SLUMBER PARTY

>>717821991
>childstar celeb gets cocked up/drunk and frat party and is sexually devastated by dozens
>hot and fun meme
if it were your daughter I assume you'd think differently

>>717821824
>anon fanfics icarly college stories
a starlet being a huge cum whore... yeah, fanfic. probably it's true.

>>717822143
are you a femanon

>>717802578

You're a fucking moron.

>>717822318
Yes

>>717822413
Tits or gtfo, you dumb whore

>>717822452
you asked nigger

>>717822413
miranda's friend? I know nina lurks here

>>717822268
>everyone and their mother has a smartphone
>not a single photo/vid of miranda deepthroating or geting jizz blasted by a circle of football players
not bolievable for a second

>>717822413
Tits with timestamp or gtfo

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ltAVRyeqHk

>>717822569
smd

>>717822143
I don't think that is any wrong if Miranda is enjoying it.

It seems Dan "the coin slot jammer" Schneider is in this thread now.

>>717822515
Also, fuck off cunt. You must have seen Miranda get fucked. Tits or gtfo.

DAMMIT DAN YOU ABANDON YOUR OWN THREAD AFTER OUTING YOURSELF

BE

MY

FRIEND


I KNOW YOU'RE HERE

>>717822515
I'm a different anon, you dumb cunt. Tits or gtfo

>>717822566
Believe it or not, celebrities fuck random people all the time and your never see any proof.

>>717822703
if was not Dan. probably just some assistant.

>>717822716
>fucking random people is the same as going to a frat party with hundreds of drunk people with phones and getting a gangbang in front of everyone
dude, you ain't that sharp are you?

>>717822618
Shoot my duck? How dare you harlot for threatening my pet duck.

>>717822716
More celebrities need to be like Carrie Fisher and fuck randoms constantly

>>717822143
I bet you know Miranda irl. Am I right?

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>>717822893
i love ducks man

>>717823024
I'm not your man, dude.

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>>717822820
Imagine a vid of miranda fucking like that. I will fap forever.

Dan "I've had my fill once you're mentally ill" Schnieder
Dan "Goodbye Hymen" Schnieder
Dan "Don't be a grouch, it's just casting couch" Schnieder
Dan "I'll give you roles if you give me your hole" Schnieder
Dan "The Defiler" Schneider
Dan "You're always hungry when you're munching young pussy" Schnieder
Dan "You better not tweet that I came on your feet" Schneider
Dan "Fuck the money I'm here for the cunny" Schneider
Dan "She's a screamer better get meaner" Schneider
Dan "Pack my brolly it's raining loli" Schneider Dan "I'm the director and pussy inspector" Schneider
Dan "Hold her tighter she's a fighter" Schneider
Dan "Condom Dodger" Schnieder
Dan "You'll go far if you're mentally scarred" Schneider
Dan "Get in the Van" Schneider
"Dangerous" Dan
Dan the Butcher

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>>717823187
aw man, but look at this duck

>>717823427
copy pasting nigger

>>717822792
No, he slipped multiple times letting out details and defenses only Dan would need to know. Then he finally broke anonymity and yelled about "DONT TALK ABOUT MY WIFE, SHE WORKED WITH ME ON ALL MY SHOWS!"

I don't know you guys that well, but I'm pretty sure most of you don't have TV shows.

>>717823493
I fucked a duck once. It died.

>>717822703
why do you wanna be his friend?

>>717823616
I want to believe

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>>717823675
Man, you should see how they mate.

This one is really close to the camera, he's silly.

>>717823616
But it was true what some anon said. Her wife was Hungry Girl when they were filming Icarly.

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>>717817375
GOOD ONE BALDING FAT FUCK 50 YEAR OLD FAT FUCK BALDING 50 YEAR OLD BALDING FAT FUCK 50 YEAR OLD BALDING FUCK FAT FAT FUCK 5O YEAR OLD BALDING FUCK FAT HAHA

>>717817113
>>717817013
It's Moot. Been confirmed he surfs his pocket of revenue every so often to defend Nick stars in all caps. How don't more people know about this fact? It's been a thing for nearly two years now.

>>717802256
i just read this on reddit lol

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>>717816865
Joke is on you mate my mom fuck me
Also
>Best girl

>>717801214
>Her nickname at USC was "the Ghost." because more often than not, she was covered in football player semen.
That guy is right. At her first month at college she was gangfucked for +50 players. And just at her freshman year she was gangbanged more than 20 times.

>>717823822
keep talking about miranda. more facts about her, please

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>>717824032

>>717823678
He made like all my favorite shows, and whether the rumors are true or not, he's just the kind of person I'd be friends with.

He's a cool dude imo.

Plus also I've never seen outside my poor fuck of a town, I don't even know for sure if most of the world exists. Just being friends with someone involved with so much of my favorite shit would be badass. And for a famous director, he seems a lot more down to earth and normal than all the other fucksticks in Hollywood.

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>>717821902
>ASIAN GUYS
kek

i am studying law at usc and hear of that story ;)))

>>717823822
Sup Dan. Gib me moneyz.

>>717824547
Same story or a bit different?

>>717823529
Dan "we must copy paste so he knows he's in discrace" Shnieder
"Tin Can" Dan Shnieder
Dan "Betterperk up or I'm not lubing your butt" Shnieder
Dan "I'll avoid infamy with Jewish conspiracy" S Shnieder
Dan "Landslide" Shnieder

>>717824547
WHAT? PEOPLE ON YOUR SCHOOL HAVE THE INTERNET?

>>717824547
At USC campus? What did you heard?

>>717802256
>"but you were in iCarly"
kekus maximus

>>717824679
same lol

>>717824757
at least i have. but my grades are pretty bad xdddd

>>717802267
Dan "if she's a fighter, hold her tighter" Schneider

>>717824838
that she was fucked horribly xd

>>717824966
good, that's so hot... story or greentext of what they say you, please

>>717811982
Easy, it's just b8 m8

>>717824965
Dan 'you got to get deeper inside her' Schneider

>>717824966
did she enjoyed it or was roofied? and how many banged her?

>>717825043
someone faggit from film class was part of the orgy. told me that was true.

>>717825151
i think she liked it although she was stoned was fuck

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>>717824090
>>717824090
I DO KNOW HER BALDING 50 FAT YEAR FUCK OLD BALDING

>>717825150
Dan "if she's got pubs, is not again the rules" Schneider

>>717825306
first hand source... wow that's great. Can you greentext all he said to you?

DAN IF YOU DONT TALK TO ME IM GONNA TURN INTO PENELOPE AND START DanPlease.com

>>717800897
This thread is fucking stupid.

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>>717822009
If you have more like this I will give you 300 internet points for free

>>717825306
It was that massive as people said?

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>>717825610
>posting in a thread just to talk about how you wouldn't post in that thread

If you don't like this thread then post in another one you fucking autist

We don't want you here either

>>717825306
I want to hear too. Post everything that you remember, please.

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>>717825632

>>717824966
>xd
Kill yourself. Not just for believing obvious bait, but for this specifically.

>>717825306
did he fucked her asshole, came inside...

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I just read this entire thread after 20mins of reading I don't believe she really did this it just seems like a fat guy in his house telling lies/rumors to get others off. But there are great Fakes of miranda so enjoy ill dump some :)

>>717824966
>she was fucked horribly
you need to greentext this lol

>>717826345
What did you expect? That she really was a nympho?

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>>717826471 her to be a slut like in the stories but they sound way far out. not real. rather just see her with a real dick even if its fake.

>>717826569
Honestly, I think that probably she has a few crazy nights at college parties. People talk about, exagerated it... She is famous, so rumor is more crazy and dirty every time.

>>717825306
moar details

>>717827198
exactly! everyones been asking this the entire thread an NO ONE EVEN can show the tiniest of proof. When they are asked to provide proof they just start fights or rough around it. its actually annoying when you're just saying the same thing over an over JUST GIVE US THE PROOF

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hot thread

>>717827631
I thought that anon >>717825306 really was a USC fag and I was expecting a solid story. But obviously it's just another fag.

google clara bow usc football team

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crazy lock dude was amazing. just saying

>>717812787
Ur on 4chan dumbass. Ur automatically racist

still waiting for a proof

>>717800897
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pA8DdkM2Wqo

>>717804363
You can feel the pain. When you are a tv star, trying to be a normie is not easy.

>>717828897