Waifu claiming thread. Previous:>>717791694 Rules: >Claim

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still here
and


>>717799515
I dont live on a german street?
>>717799694
I dont really want to. im not sure. how long is your hair

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First for Cebruz attempts suicide again

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Claimu

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Does anyone have a screenshot for >>717777777
I fell asleep.

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>>717799983
i think it was something stupid like fuck bagels or whatever

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>>717799376
Chara.

>>717799760
Why not? It's actually pretty short, 3-4 inches probably. What about yours?

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It's not exactly morning, but good morning.

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>>717800109
i like my hair to be longer and it stops before my shoulders
>>717800143
well hello then

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>>717799798
Are you okay? What happened?

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I'm not gay but id let him fuck me.

claimed

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>>717799760
smug

>>717800109
Hanako

>>717799798
you okay? Why did you want tot kill yourself?

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better photo

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>>717800143
Good early morning.

>>717800239
Then why are you unsure about cutting it?

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>>717798920
Yeah. Just playing some WoW.

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>>717799798
I hear that fam. Got out before New Year myself.

>>717800462
>>717800321
>immediately scrambles to hugbox thr anon
Pathetic

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>>717800462
how are you?
>>717800493
everyone else is telling me to but i dont want to

>>717800701
It's a serious problem and not really hugboxing? We aren't all cunts

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>>717800522
nice way of linking the anal conversation that you didn't participate in.
rather humorous.

i should probably check up on /a/
no doubt they are talking about this years set of moe shit

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>>717800701
What. I'm just concerned.

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>>717800462
How are you?

>>717800774
Ah i see. If you like it then don't cut it, tell everyone else to piss off.

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>>717800778
>some faggot can't even kill himself correctly
>goes on 4chan to attention whore
>yeah man pretty serious!1

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>>717800701
>Offering support for someone who feels miserable enough to kill themself
In that case I'd rather be pathetic than you

>>717800774
Doing fine, a bit tired maybe but doing fine all in all

>>717800923
Doing fine, thank you

>>717800925
You have obviously no fucking idea how the whole suicide business works, right?

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>>717800923
thats rude i dont know I should just suck it up
>>717800984
ah well thats good. go sleep when you can

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>>717800835
Wouldnt surprise me. I just linked the first one at the end that was you.

Im still trying to get good camera shots of my gums. Its proving to be difficult.

>>717800925
Better not cut yourself on they edge friend, you might end up on suicide watch ;)

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>>717801150
tiny camera in mouth. tiny camera's are known to be cheap. unless their not (obviously)

>i wanna watch pic related

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>>717800321
>>717800462
>>717800615
I couldn't find a boyfriend on r9k so i tried to kill myself

3 times

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>>717800984
>offering attention to an attention whore*
Fixed.
If he actually wanted to die he wouldn't've failed at his suicide attempt. He just wants attention like the trap-loving faggot he is
>>717801165
>defending the hugbox
>>>/out/

>>717801323
>he thinks attempting suicide is a 100% guarantee if you're serious
How does it feel to live in a fairy tail world?

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>>717800984
That's good. How are the cats?

>>717801106
Haha well i didn't mean literally, more like just tell them you like it the way it is.

>>717801323
>being so delusional to think you alyways suceed at suicide if you want to
What are you? Retarded? Oh wait.

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>>717801311
When you find the right one you'll know, don't lose your light just yet.

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>>717801268
Holy fuck that sounds amazing, 10/10 would donate to the kickstarter.

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>>717801436
i do and its always back at it

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>>717801582
I found someone interested in me

so i decided to cheat on them then dump them

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>>717801665
It just means you weren't in love with him and there is nothing wrong with that. But you should at least break up with them first.

The feeling of love has to be mutual

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>>717801268
>this post

fuck I had a good kek

>>717801311
While that's absolutely no reason for me to kill myself... huh...
No, seriously man, you'll find many people in your life, there's bound to be someoneyou like.
Just... don't try to kill yourself over something like this.

>>717801665
You're asking for shit now anon

>>717801436
Cats are eating

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>>717801597
ikr.
i would probably donate double the goal just so it could look really good, and so i could give them advice on colour schemes.
i would probably also buy the blue ray and every bonus fucking thing they come up with.
also all the merch.
>helmet would be dope

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>>717801785
>>717801803
have you seriously not caught onto the fact I'm making fun of someone yet?

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>>717801925
I still like to play along because I'm a child at heart.

>>717801984
*autistic at heart

ftfy

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>>717801925
Well yes, but you would be surprised about how many people are killing themself over this shit.

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>>717801803
>cheats on boyfriend
>internet boyfriend
>commits suicide because he can't find another one to cheat on.
>>717801925
You're only playing yourself.
Don't forget you're on /b/, not /r9k/.
>>717801508
>>717801413
>samefagging this much
>implying if you attempted to kys you wouldn't make sure it would kill you quick and efficiently

>>717799856
That's shit

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>>717802108
Stop caring about people on the internet.

>>717802112
Cebruz lurks /b/ /v/ /a/ /trash/ and more

I know hes in this thread lurking

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hi

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Ana <3

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>>717802112
Is your argument so weak you have to resort to lame things like "samefagging" to try to seem cool on the internet?

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>>717802149
No that's pure perfection, find some taste.

>>717802326
Is your argument so weak that you didn't even respond to my second response after the samefag accusation?
Thought so.

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>>717802263
morning

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>>717802112
>>717802179
>>717802179
You know what? This is stupid.
See you in an hour or three

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>>717802049
That too...

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>>717801605
Well still, if you like it you shouldn't cut it just because other people say you should. Best to ignore them maybe.

>>717801803
Hungry balls of fluff.

>>717801835
This is the kind of anime the industry needs right now. Plus it would be fucking hilarious if it had episode commentary on the blu ray with all the voice actors and every time the MC's voice actor started to talk he would be cut off by one of the other actors.

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Fucking homeless people.

>>717802400
Fine, I will
>what is budget restrictions
>what is ease of access
Why would you think everyone can access the same things to make it "quick and efficient"?
Would you say a shotgun is effective and quick? Oh that's right, that can fail too

>>717802611
why are you fucking homeless people?

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>>717802611
At least wear some protection.

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>>717802548
I dont know. I just wont worry about it for now
>>717802611
story?

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>>717802694
>>717802697
>

>>717802715
Asked if she was just passing through after she's been out there for an hour, she immediately gets up and starts screaming in my face and shit.

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>>717802611
Make sure you take a shower afterwards.

>>717802715
That'll work too.

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>>717802812
i can't read that

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>>717802812
oh uh that doesnt sound fun
>>717802826
yeah. do you have stuff to do tomorrow?

>>717802812
She shitted on your face?

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>>717802611
I hang out with a lot of homeless people.

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>>717802400
LEARN TO CALM DOWN

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>>717802826
Hanako pls

>>717802910
RIP

>>717802986
It's not.

>>717803040
No.

>>717803077
Do I literally have to be an asshole when dealing with them? Trying to be nice just seems to get me screamed at a lot.

>>717803190
Akari <3

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>>717803230
never help anyone, not even the homeless, it's their own fault

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>>717802986
Hmm i don't believe so, i don't have anything planned at least.

>>717803230
What, i thought it was good advise~.

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>>717802643
Didn't fail for Kurt Cobain.
Anything could fail. But shotguns like the least likely to fail. Well unless your trying to.shoot yourself in the heart. If you're going for the headshot it has a very slim chance of failing.

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>>717803230
did they leave?
>>717803367
plan to do me?

>>717803405
>what is desperate people sense likely amateurs
You can live if you don't do it right. It happens all the time

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>>717803230
I don't know. I usually sit around a barrel burn with them, but that doesn't seem plausable.
I guess just avoid them all together.

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>>717803326
I never help them, but I try to show a bit of compassion.

>>717803367
I mean... I guess...

>>717803438
I dunno, I just saw a cop car come around the corner, so either she left, or she's about to leave.

>>717803593
My job makes that not really possible.

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>>717803541
According to http://lostallhope.com/suicide-methods/statistics-most-lethal-methods
Shotgun to head has a lethality if 99.0%
1% of attempts can fail. 1 fucking percent. That's never "all the time"

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>>717803438
Oh i don't need to plan that, i already know i'm going to do you. No planning necessary~.

>>717803673
So what exactly is you job, a security guard or something?

>>717803894
CALM DOWN

>>717803894
The one I looked at said 80%
It's almost as if not all studies are the same and you can anyways find one to corroborate your point of view

>>717804015
85%*

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>>717803673
oh good i guess?
>>717803941
oh even without my saying?

>>717803986
>providing empirical evidence means I'm upset
What???
>>717804062
>>717804015
>85%
That is 15% that it fails. That's not "all the time" either. "All the time" would imply that the majority of the time it fails.
You know what else failed? You.

>>717803894
Your very same site says 73-92% firearm success rate, and 90% if they decide to brain http://lostallhope.com/suicide-methods/firearms/reliability
>>717804208
>if they really wanted it, they wouldn't fail
Sorry, 15% is certainly all the time compared to your implied 0% ;)

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>>717802548
yes, 100 times yes, that needs to happen.
i also want the voice actors faces to be recorded, and have the MC's voice actor wear a helmet.

>>717804308
This brings me back to availability and ease of access, shotguns ate not obtainable in my city unless you know very unreliable people

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>>717803941
Exactly, yes.

>>717804067
Yep.

As much as I'd enjoy to keep talking about suicide success, I have classes. Later my dude

>>717804308
>implied 0%
>99%
Can you do math?
>>717804437
There are alternative methods though, Cyanide, hanging, fall to your death, hit by train. Maybe shoot up a school and then kill your self and blow up said school?

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>>717804208
> "All the time" would imply that the majority of the time it fails.
hahaha, what the fuck man oh ahahaha
shit man you're stupid lol kek
smh tbh famalam
fucking hell god damn you're one dumb ass motherfucker oh dear god lol
kekeke

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Thread is getting weird.

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>>717804328
CC and utah a shit.
And you're a heretic.
Kill yourself.
>inb4 a husbando and a waifu are separate claims

>>717804739
t. guy who claims a cartoon character on 4chan's /b/

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>>717804828
shit man you're stupid ahahaha
you should off yourself god damn
proof to me that you can make a 100% suicide attempt lol
you stupid motherfucker

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>>717804783
>CC and utah a shit.
opinionated

>And you're a heretic
that tends to happen when you're a nihilist.

>Kill yourself.
i would, but that would take the fun away from you getting to kill me.

>>717804900
Shotgun to head is 99% you autist.
Can you even read?
Also you have to be 18 to browse 4chan

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>>717804067
Well of course i would need your approval, but i don't think it would be too difficult to win that~. What about you, you have anything goin on tomorrow?

>>717804328
Oh god yes. and then have commentary on the one episode that the MC isn't even in that focuses all on the magical girls, and have only one actor doing the commentary..the MC's actor.

>>717804459
How do you like it?

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>>717804978
>opinionated
Its a fact, not an opinion
>nihilist
>take the fun away from you getting to kill me
>

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>>717804985
fucking hell you're one stupid fucker
Not like you could even off yourself you fucking pussy
be a man and pull the trigger
kill yourself
I mean
kill yourself you little shit god damn
You'd do the gene pool a favor in erasing your stupidity

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>>717805038
my approval is always there. touch me whenever you feel the need. nope just sleep and stuff

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>>717805074
Did someone spill their tendies and choccy milk?

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>>717805038
fucking gold.

>>717805049
>doesn't realize i'm 25% of this community
>persona's are fun
i guess it would be good to stop arguing with myself every now and again.
but i also like watching all of you be unaware you are talking to me.

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Yep. Threads gone off the deep end. Should I make it fun by taking 20 mg of Endone?

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>>717805303
>doesn't realise i'm 25% of this community
>lol i have no life so I'm just gonna make up personas.
Jesus christ you need to see a mental doctor.

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>>717805399
do LCD.
it may make this more entertaining for you.
i know i'm laughing at all this shit

>>717805482
yes i do.
but i don't.
do i?
maybe.
idk, answer me that mr. two seasons, where the fuck is the third, you're not done yet

>>717805581
>do LCD
Don't
This turns you into a monitor.

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>>717805657
>monitor
this guy did LCD, look at him now

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>>717805581
Jesus christ, you have literal autism.
This is why no one likes you. You act all high and mighty just because you've wasted the most time on here out of all of us.

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>>717805232
Oh my, if you give me that much freedom i fear i won't be able to keep my hands off you. I can't decide if i'm going to just stay up all night/day or try to sleep and fail at getting up early again.

>>717805399
Do it.

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>>717805581
I only have the free Endone sadly. Slightly drunk atm as well.
>>717805766
Maybe.

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>>717805745
literally who?

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>>717803673
they don't deserve it because they don't care for themselves, why would you show compassion for someone who refuses to show it for themselves?

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>>717805745
ah, no one likes this persona.
you seem very fond of a few of my other persona's

>>717805805
dont sleep with your door open again

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>>717805766
i wouldnt want it any other way. well do you need to do anything?

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Is the archive not working anymore or am I just retarded?

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>>717805878
I never do. Its been 8 years since I slept with an open door. Also applicable is sitting with your back to a door. Bonus points if you get the literary reference.

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>>717805813
Name one relevant person in these threads recently that like you.
>protip: you can't
>>717805878
>lol its just a persona
Okay, who is this "persona" I'm fond of then, kiddo?

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>>717805959
archive hasn't been working for the past couple of days

>>717806004
>one relevant person
who do you consider relevant?

also I'm not uta

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>>717806037
Fuck....
Why is that though?

>>717805959
Again, there are alternatives.
https://archive.4plebs.org/_/articles/credits/

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>>717806037
>talks like utard
[x] Doubt.

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>>717805038
Meh, pretty decent 95% of the time. The other 5% isn't fun at all though.

>>717805821
I'm simply too nice of a person.

>>717806083
>Shitty popups even on adblock

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>>717805805
I thought you couldn't drink for a while.

>>717805922
I know you wouldn't, you little perv~. Nothing i NEED to do, I might go get a haircut like i said before. Then again i could just do it myself and save 20 bucks.

>>717805959
Both.
> J/K luv u.

>>717806124
I don't decide or control that.

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>>717806083
So I am retarded
Thanks though
>>717806141
It's true though

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>>717806141
oh a little name calling? i dont know you run the risk of messing it up

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>>717805979
i dont think i do.

im gonna go fuck off to /a/ for a while.
may just go to /mu/ after or may come back idk.

>>717806004
nah, i don't just go about blowing my cover.
now that i have told you i'm more than just who you know me as, imma let you be suspicious.
oh i know what your gonna do,
your gonna accuse me of lying about being more than one.
well i cant stop you from saying that, so go ahead.
but if you can figure out how many persona's i have and who they are, i will leave. properly.

au revoir loup

>>717806182
Ignorance is not retardation.
Your welcome.

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>>717806141
Ive stopped taking those pills that react violently negative towards any alcohol as I finished the course as prescribed.

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>>717806096
alright you should only help them if they dont look like addicts, thats what i do.

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>>717806269
Thats a lewd ass pic.
>>717806096
>tfw your bike cant go into the shop for them big restorations for another week

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>>717806269
Most the time I simply ask if they're passing along. The sane ones say yes, the crazy ones either say no, make up an excuse, or flip out like that bitch. The crazy ones I feel no remorse for when I call the cops. but I try to give all of them the benefit of the doubt at first.

>>717806334
Poor Rory.

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>>717806231
Didn't you leave /waifu/ because of "muh newfags"?
Get the fuck out, and stay the fuck out. Plus I'm not fond of any posters because I'm not a pathetic little shit like you.
I can figure out how many personas you have: none.
You're an insufferable lying faggot that literally no one relevant knows or likes. You "left" /waifu/ complaining about newfags and then tried to get the newfags sing a shitty Queen song.

>>717806334
i dont see any ass in that pic

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>>717806385
Gives me another $500 to play with. I cant really complain about that.
>>717806484
There is hint of butt. If you look closely you see butt.

>>717806481
Lol what a loser

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Cancer tbh.

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>>717806096
Do you get to carry anything to protect yourself?

>>717806194
Well you didn't deny it~. It's actually pretty easy, i just go over it with the buzzers. problem is if i do it myself i have to do it all the same length, which is fine but i prefer to have the sides and back much shorter than the top and i can't do that myself.

>>717806252
Oh nice. Try not to get too wild with it.

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>>717806652
Give me some cancer bb

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>>717806652
Spotted the stereotypical weebaboo :^)

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>>717806835
oh no and maybe some worse names would help turn me on even me. maybe get someone in your house to help then

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>>717806559
Fair enough.

>>717806835
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>>717806862
No. It's all mine and only mine.

>>717806957
I'd say I fit much better into other stereotypes but it's a waifu thread, what else do you expect?

>>717799760
HERE. HERE

I'M ALWAYS HERE

MUH LOWERCASE LETTERS

I'M SO CHEEKY

>>717806652
What is?
If you're talking about this specific thread I'd be somewhat inclined to agree.

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>>717807217
I expect people to claim good waifus.
But /waifu/ has disappointed me again~

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>>717807427
Kyoukos a pretty bad waifu. That selfish nature yo.

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>>717807033
Ohoho is that so, i'll have to test that out when we're in bed~. Eh they would do about as good a job as i could myself. I guess it really boils down to whether or not i feel like walking down to the place.

>>717807082
Yeah that's about what i figured. It's a damn shame.

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>>717807342
no i have to sleep. its not an essay i feel its acceptable to not care about how my writing is. cheeky?
>>717807497
Id love to hear it and just getting caught up in the moment. well how important is your hair to you

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>>717807488
Well at least she's not a Rory.
I'm just kidding around with Miku, btw. But tbh Homura was a way better waifu than Miku.

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>>717807488
>Kyoukos a pretty bad waifu
I disagree.

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>>717807342
Somebody is grumpy. Did you miss your nappy poo?

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>>717807632
Sure, she has street smatmrts and protection going on. But shes selfish, headstrong and nomadic. Bad combo.
>>717807626
I agree that Rory is a bad waifu objectively. Personally, she was the right choice.

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>>717807615
Not very important.
> TFW only 21 and my hair is already thinning on top.
Fuck my life.

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>>717807419
The thread and the posters in it, why are personas making personas to complain about personas? Jesus Christ just circlejerk in peace without being afraid of getting judged by internet randoms.

>>717807427
She's the perfect waifu for me though, as someone who enjoys music and specifically finds interest in synthesizers.

Doubt you can say the same about Kyouko, have fun whenever she breaks your legs to render you helpless without her.

If you're gonna raise expectations out of anything on /b/ you're gonna have a bad time.

>>717807774
In the end I think it's cute to have a waifu generally dismissed as "bad" fit you so perfectly.

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>>717807928
its ok maybe try some of the hair growth things

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>>717807615
>>717807674
Lmao go back to fgt town cuz ur mum called u
ur mailman tried 2 dilever all ur butthrut 3 u but it wouldn't fit in his van so it is bing airmailed and dropped from a plain straight into ur anus

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>>717808076
ok?

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>>717807948
Love cant be found with 10/10s. Or even 5/7s. You gotta look through everything.

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>>717807774
That's not really a problem for me. I can sympathise with her behaviour.

>>717807948
I guess some can't or don't want to. It's really a pointless argument either way.
>why are personas making personas to complain about personas?
Yeah, that sounds silly to me as well, but honestly I think that it does to the majority of people.

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>>717807995
Yeah i thought about that, maybe in a few years if it gets worse.

>>717808076
> Jimmy Status: Frazzled

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I'm gay, like, really gay, but this is about the only exception I would make.

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>>717808281
And Rorys attitude makes her perfect for me.
>>717808404
Then you're not gay.

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>>717808390
dont worry plenty of people have hair loss its a normal thing

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>>717808516
Yeah i know, i'm not really that worried about it.It sucks but it's like hey what are you gonna do.

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who's the failed an hero?

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>>717808738
marry someone before all your hair falls out and you are unattractive?

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>>717808819
Bald people can be attractive.

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>>717808819
>>717808868

B-but i'm too young to get married. Haha I could just work out and get all buff, shave my head and grow a handlebar mustache.

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>>717808868
who?
>>717809035
Well thats not true just speed date and that sounds weird if i knew someone like that

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GOD ITS EARLY

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>>717809137
Dwayne Johnson
Brice Willis
Jason Statham
Vin Diesel
Devin Townsend
Just need confidence and a look and feel you generate that is that confidence. Carry yourself with pride.
>>717809142
You're early :^)

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>>717808237
A perfect match is a much better choice than a 10/10 for the sake of being a 10/10.

>>717808281
It is pretty silly but whatever, anonymity is why people use these websites so let's not shame someone for embracing it.

Have some shoegaze in my language.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1PqP0ez6Gwk

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>>717809283
No u
Btw, who is Brice Willis? Sounds like a mushroom, a fungi

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>>717809357
I dunno. Just talking shit.
>>717809324
Im sure that Eyebrow-kun would disagree on that. But that is correct.

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>>717809357
he's an actor, if you watch pulp fiction you can see his dick

Bruce Willis' Willy

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>>717809137
Honestly i don't think i want to get married anyway. It's the classic bald guy look.

>>717809283
> This

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>>717809283
oh uh ok
>>717809451
then i guess prostitutes will do you good right?

>>717809704
>>717809704
>>717809704

>>717809700
>>717809700
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>>717809443
>>717809445
Oh no, I know Bruce.
Im wondering who Brice is