ITT: SHARE YOUR SECRETS

i fucked op's mom

>>717796556
you should probably get tested then

bmpp

i like stuff

>>717796931
what kinda stuff?

>>717797063
cool stuff, tasty stuff, fun stuff

moms frind fongered me in moms car

when i fart i put my hand in my pants and later smell my hand

Im fuck buddies with my housemate/friend's gf's 13yo sister

>>717796485
Im into asian raceplay

>>717797493
>housemate/friend's gf's 13yo sister
too many indirections, please explain

>>717797844
me and my friend share an apartment. he has a gf. his gf has a 13yo sister that i fuck. me and her and my friend are the only 3 people who know and he didnt find out until recently

i started off sexting my cousin and this thanksgiving we actually had a physical sexual interaction, i have a girlfriend now so ive put it to a halt but damn her lips were soft

>>717798090
do anything besides kissing?

>>717798078
thanks.

how can a 13 yo child desire to have sex with someone? did you forced her at first?

>>717798208
we went all the way up to oral, she wanted to have sex with me but i declined because im still a virgin and want my first time not to be with my cousin, but i might take her up on the ofer later if things dont work out with my girlfriend

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>>717798457
You might have ruined your chances there bud

>>717798457
why don't you just do it with your cousins? relatives are a win-win, you are sure she will be there even if things doesn't works with your gf. Plus this can be your pervy secret. Also if you do it with your cousin first your gf will be better impressed by your skills.

>>717798230
because sex feels good. I didnt force anything, plus she's the one who initiated it. she had sex just a couple times before me so she was fairly inexperienced but is a fast learner and willing to try almost anything. we fuck a couple times a week at least, she's on bc so we usually dont use a condom

>>717798662
well also she is really really slutty so i didnt want to risk catching anything (didnt have any condoms)

>>717798732
buy condoms then you fgt

>>717798845
im not in any rush, she will still be just as slutty if i choose to do it in the future

>>717798671
how does it feel to put your dick inside an underdeveloped and unexperienced pussy?

dubs and ill post a picture of my cousing ;)

cousin licker 9000 here

>>717799060
dafuq

post her and dont' be a faggot

>>717798919
her pussy is pretty much fully developed, fully capable of taking adult size dicks. feels really nice especially when i cum in it.

>>717799184
oh no he calls me a faggot whatever will i do

>>717796485

I always check 'em.

>>717799365
yep faggot

geez this thread is lame as hell

I shared mine here.

>>717796085

>>717798230
>13 yo
>desire to have sex

What are you twelve?

Or do you not understand puberty

Or do you not understand precocious puberty which can begin as young as six though on average starts around 8-9

>>717799531
u get what u pay for

>>717799866
>spotted the pedo

>>717800069
>durrrr girls cant have sex until they are 18

Got drunk one night and stole my ex's dogs from her house and took a shit on her windshield of her new 2015 Lexus car good times

>>717800124
>durr so retard i cannot have consensual sex with adults but i can when the puberty hits young girls

bmpp

>>717796485
My girlfriend is a trap.

Dated her for a year and a half without even realizing it...

Had sex with a dog for an ex bf.

:/

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>>717800555
Cousin pics for trips

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>>717800808

My mother had a sexual relationship with her father. I'm the result. I'm going to kill myself on Friday, my 21st birthday. People like me shouldn't be allowed to live.

>>717800836
Roll

>>717800556
How the fuck did you not know for that long?

>>717800908
Do you have deformaties?

>>717800836
dubs or above gets to make a request for next pic

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I am a professional banana shitposter. I have folder called Death To The YLYL which has 5000 pics of bananas in it and also gifs and vids. proud of myself

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My gf. Not my dick

>>717800993
No, but I'm sick of being a freak. I'm sick of having to lie about myself. I'm sick of having no one.

>>717800958
He's used to his sexual partners having a bigger dick than him.

>>717800958
She actually looks like a girl. I really couldn't tell. Most people wouldn't have guessed she was a trap either.

>>717801105
So you're perfectly healthy then? What's wrong with that? A little lie doesn't hurt anyone.

Also do you have a dad? Not your biological one.

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>>717801278
gas the kikes

>>717801177
Traps are pretty easy to identify dude
You got a picture or something?

I have officially obtained Wizard status. So when do I get my cool powers?

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maybe some potassium would help you

>>717800808
>>717800836
cousin is hot

post moar pls

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>>717801382
at the exact moment you become a shitposter

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this thread has been taken over.
COME HERE MY FELLOW BANANALORDS!

>>717798457
Could you greentext the story?

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>>717801571
did you know that an average banana has 358 milligrams of potassium in it?

>>717800631
Did you like it?

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^>°

i like to bury myself in the ground with only my penis above the surface to scare children with my cheese scented love mushroom

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>>717801412

>>717801687
yes
is that even a question kek this is b

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>>717801799
damn that pussy is hot

>>717796485
if you're reading this.. I fucked your mom

>>717801757
Have you done it since? Would/have you told bfs since?

>>717801281
My bio-father killed himself when my mom admitted that he was the father. My mother was an addict and OD'd when I was 7 and I was put in foster care. I have bunch of aunts and uncles and cousins, but they all hate me because they blame my mother for his death. I never had any friends in school, because everyone knew about it and they'd all tease me and no one wants to be friends with the inbred kid.

When I was 14, I was almost adopted by this really nice couple. I was going to finish 9th grade and then move in with them. (They lived in another town.) But they got pregnant and backed out at the last minute. The foster families I lived with were okay, but you never really feel like it's your home, it's like you're just a guest there.

Every time I've thought I've made a friend and felt I could tell them about me, it always blows up in my face and they turn on me. Isn't the whole point of having a friend having someone you can tell anything and not have them judge you?

I don't know. I just don't belong here. So that's why I'm doing it.

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>>717801854
thaks lori

>>717801869
i do it once a month

>>717796485
I want to be a trap/transgender girl and have a big protective chubby guy (preferably arab) to protect me and treat me like his little princes while I cook and clean for him.

when I was 16 I took the v of my sister's 11yo best friend

I cum in my cum and watch my cum cum it uncummingly.

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I'm dating someone whom I care about but not in love with whatsoever. Every time I say 'I love you' I feel dirty inside. It also doesn't help that I actually fell for a friend of mine right after I made it official with this girl.

>>717801755
>>717801833
moar hot cousin

is she good at oral?

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>>717801889
HAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FAGGOT
you really are a pathetic average /b/tard get a life beta cuck
KEK

>>717801889
Damn son. Sounds like you have it rough. I think you should reconsider what you're doing. Go seek help. It's not your fault this happened to you but you can try to make the best out of what you got...

Also any chance we can see a picture of you?

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>>717801990
as a bananalord I approve the fact that this guy here is a faggot

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>>717802127
fuck off autist
picrelated is OP

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>>717801366
Tell me you wouldn't be fooled.

>>717801889
I'm so glad you parents are dead, less faggot genes in the world.
please do not reproduce as a subhuman

>>717801647
>be me thankgiving of 2015
>im 17 my cousin is 19
>we are both sleeping over at our grandparents and are hanging out and chatting
>since children we had been very close and ive had a crush on her since i was 8
>ask her about her boyfriend and how things are goign and she gives me the shpeel of how much she loves him
>work up the courage to ask if they have sex and she says yes
>on the topic of sex we talk about it a lot and turns out she is a really kinky slut
>later going through her tablet with her when we come across her nudes
>she quickly hides them but jokingly i say
>"well what if i want to see them?"
>mygoditworked
>she deleted some to hide but gets the hidden ones and sends them to me
>we are going to go party in the hotub but then i ask if i can touch her boobs
>she was going off about how she doesnt drink caffeine and that makes her boobs super soft or some shit
>she agrees and i fondle them eventually working up to fingering her in thehot tub
>i dont get far until hear the door raddle and my grandfatehr comes out
>we were able to quickly seperate before he saw
>after that she was too scared to do anything else but let me fap to her picture
>after that we only sexted for a year up until this thanksgiving...

cont?

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>>717802227
fag

>>717802080
she was great, her lips are soft as hell and she swallows

>>717802227
K nvm I would probably fall for it too

>>717802127
>Damn son. Sounds like you have it rough. I think you should reconsider what you're doing. Go seek help. It's not your fault this happened to you but you can try to make the best out of what you got...

I've been to help. I've been to more therapists and social workers that I can even remember. I was even hospitalized when I was 15 for 4 months.

>Also any chance we can see a picture of you?

I'd really rather not.

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>>717802280
Pic related

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>>717802280
dont please
boring and fake as fuck
also post pics

>>717802227
This is probably bait, but I'm genuinely curious... You never saw her naked during this point? I just dont know how it doesnt come up.

>>717802279
I'm not going to, I'm going to be dead on Friday.

>>717802409
Don't say that man. How about you live for one more year and if nothing changes you can kill yourself?

>>717802409
livestream and drink bleach faggot
we all know you wouldnt do it because you are a pussy actually
fucking retard cut your wrists

>>717802460
whiteknight beta cuck faggot detected
go back to tumblr to your safe space

kek stop lying bitch you dont want to die you just want attention
fucking idiot kys you are ruining this world

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>>717802280
Ah yes.. That damn caffeine keeps making my girls boobs hard as rocks

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>>717796485
I'm very well liked and loved, women have always dug me. However I'm impotent, sterile, and have like 2 fistulas which means I basically need to go back and re wipe my ass 10 minutes after shitting due to leakage. I also bleed out my ass and have for over 20 years.
It's frustrating because I seem to have the hottest women but usually try to sabotage my chance or dodge them to save face. I was married to a beautiful girl and have basically only had relationships with real beauties but when your dick won't get hard and you can't have kids if it does its demoralizing

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>>717802409
i would pay to see you dead kid

>>717802383
based on the information youve provided, you are a maximum of 19yo right now. go kill yourself kid

>>717798078
How old are you?

>>717802624
just be a cuck like everyone around here

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>>717802624
heh. nerd

>>717802662
why does my age matter?

>>717798078
pics or it didnt happen fuckin liar

>>717802383
hot cousin

thanks zero caffeine diet

post moar

>>717802659
i would die to see you pay guy

>>717802738
because you are a kid
fag

>>717802366
See told you so. All of my friends still thinks she's biologically a girl. My parents even thinks I'm dating a normal girl...

>>717802401
Nope. We dated for a year and a half without sex. I didn't wanted to push her into it so quickly because I genuinely liked her. Only when I felt like our relationship was ready did she tell me about her real self after I asked her for sex.

My secret is that i'm biding my time to get some serious revenge on a girl who screwed me over at work for no reason whatsoever. i have all of her personal and private info including bank details. Just trying to figure out the best way to destroy her

>>717802738
It matters because you have nothing to offer our community except for newfaggery and cuckery

>>717802764
i would spend my 6000 monthly income if that could kill 10 faggots like you, many kek and also less faggots, its actually a profit in every possible way
kys

>>717802738
youll understand when youre older
-dad

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>>717802748
I'm going to bed soon but here is another

>>717802383
Great tits goddamn

When my nephews stay at my house I let them shower with me and my gf if they want to. their parents are fairly strict jesusfags who shelter them from the real world, especially when it comes to nudity sex, she is the 1st girl they've seen naked up close. parents are fine with just me and them showering together but if they knew gf was also there they would not be happy. im trying to show them that sex/nudity isnt an shameful evil sin sent by satan.

>>717802866
ive been on 4chan for more than 2 years, i wouldnt really say im a new fag

>>717802409
you are a fool
killing yourself is admitting your defeat
the world fucked you
now its your turn to fuck the world
since i a muslim i say convert to Islam
go to the nearest mosque
once they know you are a Muslim you will instantly have a whole lot of friends and brothers
no need to tell anyone about your birth
sometimes not telling the whole truth doesnt hurt anyone
work hard
earn money
pretty soon you will have a decent life
if you convert to Islam
you will soon have a nice girl to marry

the best end would be to be nice to someone like you
be kind charitable
turn your luck around

if you want you can have an amazing life and an incredible end
its possible
and whats the allternative?
pretty much a worthless defeat
as i said
the world fucked you
dont let it fuck you to death
also change city when possible

take care
and there are still bros out there who care for you.......

>>717802683
old enough to know not to tell people how old i am..

>>717802950
its the caffeine

>>717802899
i would die monthly so i could pay for 10 faggots like you, many keks and also less faggots, its actually a killing in every possible way
kys

>>717802460
I told myself when I was in the hospital that I would wait until I was 21 to see if things got better. They haven't, they just get worse. I can't take it anymore.

I eat my snot

>>717802990
In 4chan years, you would literally be a 10 year old child (assuming 70 years is average age of death). Just because you figured out how to shit in the toilet doesnt mean you arent new anymore

>>717802810
So how do you feel now anon? Obviously you're still with her so you got over the fact she has a dick, but how far are you willing to go? Had sex with her yet? Plan to?

>>717802931
you had to smash that puss when you could

don't waste time anymore

and please make a deal with your cousin to be secret fuckcousins

>>717803063
Come on man...

You only lived about 20-30% of your life so far. The next 70-80% could be the best. Give it one more year man. I have good feeling about 2017. Trust.

>>717803229
nah he should just rape her

>>717803229
>>717802931

or maybe post pics of your actual gf and let's compare who is better

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>>717803041
your shitty insult makes no sense
btfo newfag
i bet you think traps arent gay

>>717802810
did you get mad when you found out?

>>717803268
nah let that fag kill himself
lets just hope he tries to not be a faggot and livestreams it

>>717803287
personal preference is my gf because im into petite girls

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>>717803288
you made no sense of my shitty insult
gtfo newfag
i bet you think traps are gay

>>717803412
but you still have a crush on your cousin

>>717803026
oh so you'er between 18-30 got it

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my new years resolution is to cuck casey johnston :D

>>717803503
i feel like after we have a sexual relationship its more than a crush at that point, but im more into my girlfriend at the moment and im not into cheating no matter how kinky it is

>>717803268
I can't. I can't do it anymore.

>>717803821
Then at least do one last solid for your /b/ros that have been there for you and live stream that shit

>>717803684
>im not into cheating
still you had a bj from your cousin. So you basically cheated

>inb4 she sucked my cock i didn't do anything
bullshit, your cock is an appendix of your body. You wanted this. You let her do it. You cheated your gf with your cousin, let her suck your dick, watch her swallowing your cum, appreciated it very much

now that i enlightened you go and have sex with her

>>717803606
im closer to 18 than 30. also, i know he is really jealous that i get to fuck her, she is hotter than his gf.

>>717803969
i was single at the time i did things with her

>>717803189
I've come to accept her as who she is and live with it. Overall I'm fairly happy when I'm with her and really hopes our relationship continues.

We did eventually have sex a few months after I found out and are still having sex occasionally. A bit awkward but I'm alright with it now.

>>717803314
At first yes. I felt mostly betrayed and said some pretty hurtful things to her that looking back I'm not proud of. Didn't talk to her for a few days and was seriously thinking about leaving her but decided not too. Honestly before I knew she was actually a male, I had some of the best moments of my life with her. Didn't want to stop making those special moments so I decided to stick around.

>>717803821
Yes you can man. You lived for 21 years already so you can do one more. Just do it for yourself. I promise you this will be worth it.

>>717804177
my bad

still i hope you'll not miss the chance to cum in your cousin's pussy, since she looks so hot

>>717799308
I hope you guys know nothing gets deleted off the internet...If you really started some shit and the FBI wanted to come after you for openly admitting to have sex with a minor they could hire a team of computer programmers to decrypt the information to this thread and ping your IP address in the process

>>717804188
Post greentext of times you had sex

>>717804902
kek. u need more foil for your hat

>>717804926
I don't think it's really worth greentexting and I'm to lazy to write up a greentext about all the times we had sex...

>>717805222
Do you suck dick or just fuck him in the ass?

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>>717802372
Don't kill yourself dude...Please don't do it. We have such little understanding about life ...Why would you want to try and experience death willingly if you don't have to?


Just be happy to be alive even if you are a product of inbreeding. You are just as human as everyone else..

A lot of royal families inbred to keep the wealth within their bloodline and they turned out fine.

Sure some had genetic defects but a lot of inbreeding went on back then and whole colonies indulged in this act. Even the ancient Egyptians did this and they were extremely intelligent.


You need to get up get out and live life to the fullest for you and nobody else man.
Fuck what they say! Don't be an outcast!! Be a somebody who has zest in life!!!

Find out what makes you happy and be the best at it! I know you can and will. Believe in yourself and don't feel sorry for the problems you once had.

At this day and age with the mental capability you have you will be fine..

There is nothing wrong with a strong willed able young man.

Godspeed brother!!!

>>717805222
first time at least

>>717804188
What type of things were said? Did she forgive you? Not trying to be rude here, but do you suck her off at all or are you still to weirded out by that? Honestly I think it's cool you can accept them how they are. You were originally pissed off and probably grossed out but now you love them enough to have sex with them, kudos to you man. Would you marry them if the relationship works out for the long term?

i lie on the internet.

im also a woman with a sick sense of humor.

>>717796485
I never get dubs :(

>>717805222
How does the sex work?

i had a 12 year old gf when i was 25.

>>717805449
>>717805465
A woman lying
who jokes of dying,
though who can say for sure
that wasn't also a lure?

>>717796485
im an atheist but ive been raised muslim. and no it was never strict growing up (my mom was actually raised catholic before she converted and ive already told her, my dad left when i was a baby so i dont have to worry about that i guess) but being a huge bookworm and reading TONS of different shit how can i believe there is this "oh so merciful god" when there are children being born in fucked up places treated in a fucked up way and die before their third birthday its fucking sick. but i definitely miss the sense of community

>>717804004
that's fucked but i have to ask does she look 13 or older?

>>717805289
The first few times we mostly kept it to just me putting it in her ass but eventually I did tried giving her a blow job. Now we sort of just do whatever feels right in the moment.

>>717805408
Maybe some other time. Don't really want type out that much since its kind of long to write it all out right now.

>>717805421
Mean hurtful things that I wish I could take back. At first I thought she was joking because she's just the type of person to joke a lot. Then when she showed me it I kind of just snapped. I remember calling her a lying bitch a lot. Started yelling about how she lied to me and calling her fake. Then I think I mentioned about how our entire relationship was fake or something along those lines. It was a lot of heated rambling to be honest. I just wanted to hurt her in that moment because I genuinely felt hurt that I invested so much time in this relationship and felt lied too.

We're at the point now where I suck her off sometimes. At first I was weirded out but now I'm fine with it.

Thanks man, I really appreciate your kind words. I hopes it works out in the long run, I can really see myself being with her for the rest of my life. I'm just a bit scared of how that will work out though.

>>717805562
How do you think it works? There's only one other hole to put it in.

>>717797692

I'm into facefucking Asian whores.

C'mere slut.

I let a GF's friend masturbate me while we were at my place when my own GF was working. And I enjoy it quite a lot

When I was 17 I was at a house party, it was about 2 in the morning and people were passed out everywhere. I was looking for a room to crash and there were 2 girls, each about 14 on a bed in the master bedroom. Long story short I fucked one of them, without a condom and was never caught. I'm 40 now.

>>717802956
What tf fuck is fuck

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I have little memories of me pre-middle school. I don't know what fucked up shit happenned to me but I seriously can't recall being 11, 10, and so on. Can't remember the friends I had, can't remember things that happenned back then. It's like my brain blocked it for my own good. Or my depression in high school "deleted" my memory completely.

>>717806058
she looks a couple years older imo, her body is developing nicely

>>717799365

Faggot

>>717806068
Just out of curiousity do you miss pussy and who's cock is bigger?

>>717800808

I know her. She goes to my school. I'm telling her you posted her pix.

>good luck getting pussy now, cousin

>>717806295
is it weird though i mean you'er watching her grow up into a adult while she's still a child, do you get what i mean?

>>717806326
For our second time having sex she actually brought home a flesh light for me because she felt bad actually. Although I would be lying if I said I didn't miss having a real vagina to have sex with.

I am. By a decent amount thank goodness.

>>717801889

Dude, just keep that secret to yourself. Move to another town. No one will know. Don't tell anyone.

>profit

>>717806648
i get ya, but she is much more adult than child.

>>717800556

How the fuck do you date anyone for a year and a half without touching their genitals?

>>717806648
Anon says while there is a loli thread two down on the front page.

>>717806787
Does she ever want to try and fuck you in the ass?? lol

And if so, would you let her??

>>717806068
That's awesome. How did you guys meet? Hope it works out for you. Honestly I probably would have said the same words if it happened to me, so your words weren't unwarranted. Tbh I wouldn't mind dating a trap like your gf as long as I knew about it beforehand and I could make absolutely sure my friends/family never find out, I'd NEVER live that shit down.

>>717796485
I'm still a virgin at 23 and I don't see a reason for this to change. I have friends, I'm not that ugly and I can talk to women, but whenever things get to a more personal level than just being friends, I'm too shy to keep going.

>feelsbadman.jpg

>>717802227

You didn't see or touch her genitals for over a year...... then you were not dating.

>>717806933
did you know she was 13 when you guys met?

I can't have a good erection while I'm fucking

>>717802409

Don't do it. You know why.

i sent a nude picture of my wife to someone yesterday using the wickr app. they didn't write back to me. :(

>>717807473

stop fapping to gay porn then.

>>717807345
1st time we met i knew she was 13-15 but not exact age. I also knew she wasnt a virgin

>>717807711

we got you motherfucker.

>nice double dubs too you filthy pedo.

>>717807754
>pedo
she's 13 years old, not 13 months

>>717803026

She's 14. And a half.

>>717806968
We never had sex for that year and a half. I didn't want to rush things with her.

>>717807054
She has a few times just out of curiousity for both of us. It's not as good as I thought it would be if I'm going to be honest.

>>717807071
In University. She was in my class and we met through a mutual friend.

True but I would have rather just kept my cool and leave to think about it instead. I wish I knew beforehand too but thinking back on it, if I knew before hand I don't think I would have had the guts to date her. I'm kind of glad I found out after.

Yeah I'm keeping this a secret. The only person I have told about this to so far is my sister because she was the one who I went to for advice.

Also thanks again. I hope it works out for me too haha.

>>717807185
Dating doesn't have to be sexual.

>be me bi @ 19
>desperate for weed
>craigslist m4m ad
>49 year old invites me over
>roll up to a mansion
>dude's a gillionaire
>we have some beers and bongs
>he introduced me to meth
>recklessly take it
>get hooked
>struggling with drugs and booze addiction ever since
>still in contact with 49yo
>he's in love with me
>i am not
>wants me to live with him

how do i handle this, he's a good man at heart

bmpp

>>717804902

Yep. They can do. And do do. But no one believes anything here. They only do that shit when you post cp.

>>717807847
How about when she cums do you swallow?

>>717798230
13? Dude I wanted to have sex with people atleast by 11. I wasn't ever molested, either. Although I will say that my parents were fucking mean and probably I was looking for affection from older people.

>>717807847
Best of luck to you man. And what's your sisters take on it? She happy for you/support you? Also, can we get 1 more pic of your gf?

>>717802227
Got any pics of her feet, bro? Would hit.

>>717808317
>>717808317
I'm this person, I forgot to add:

When I was 13 I was trying to seduce this 22 year old I knew through an older acquintance. Lied about my age, got him fucking plastered and had sex with him, knowing that he wouldn't want to have fucked me if he were sober. (Because he thought I was only 16). Anyway it worked and we're still in a relationship 10 years later because I raped him.

>>717807071

Honestly, the best thing to do is kill her and bury her in a shallow grave so that no one ever finds out you are faggot now.

>>717802227

10/10 wouldn't care about the dick and neither should you. Nice work, bro.

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>>717808236
Sometimes. It's actually not as bad as it seems. If you get over the psychological part of it then taste wise it's fine.

>>717808490
She's supportive of it. Before I told her she already liked my girlfriend and they got along well. Her advice was really helpful. She told me to follow what I wanted and not care about what other people thought about it.

Sure why not. Probably last picture I'm going to post though.

>>717808498
Nope.

>>717808643
Thanks man.

>>717809251
Now I can see the man features in her still not bad though.

>>717796556
So did everyone. And eeven the digs got some of that action. Better get tested.

There's 40 years age difference between the oldest and youngest I've fucked last year....

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>>717807847
>Dating doesn't have to be sexual.

still not gay

>>717809507

did you fuck your gandma?

>>717807847
>we met through a mutual friend.

some friend. doesn't tell you she was setting you up wiht a trap

>>717804964
Kek. U need more brain for ur skull.

>>717809600
No it was grandpa

>>717809662

geranto-faggot detected.

>>717809600
Oldest 62 youngest 22... Thoroughly enjoyed both.

I like wearing panties

>>717803189
>she
>has a dick
What the fuck retard?

>>717808526
still an unhealthy releationship

>also you were a problematic child

>>717809757

25 years between both of mine. I was in my 20's.

I suck my finger to sleep.

>>717802990
>2 years

12 year vet here.

>>717809618
Our mutual friend didn't know and she still doesn't know. Only a handful of people knows about it.

>>717810070

that was MY 'finger', faggot

>it wasn't my finger

>>717802990
>2 years
>being this new

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>>717810103
>vet

I only come to 4chan for secrets threads

>>717809251
Mind if I ask how big her dick is? I'm assuming she's taking estrogen to become more feminine and I hear it shrinks the penis size.

>>717802990

exactly what a newfag would say

>2 years aint shit. you weren't even here for the fappening

>>717809251

She is hot. Would tribute/10. Got nudes?

>>717810186
I am... Respect me faggot

>>717799365
You are a faggot though

This little thing has always struck me as kinda odd.

In my Spring Semester I had two people in my class. A girl and a guy. They seemed to be good friends. I ended up hanging out with them once. After that day I never really spoke to the guy again, but I still spoke to the girl on a semi-regular basis.

For some reason on the last day of class the Guy very directly said "Goodbye (Name)" but he didn't say it either person near me, who he spoke to as well occasionally, if not more. But the girl, who I actually was friends with did not look at me or say a word to me at all. It was like I wasn't there.

It's just odd. This girl gave off, and still kinda gives off mixed signals. While that guy seemed to be trying to get her a side chick (He had a girlfriend at the time)

I spoke to the girl a few months ago and she asked about him. Apparently they haven't spoken at all since then...

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I've delevoped a strange habit from my childhood, when I masturebait i cum all over myself and let it dry up in the underwear that I'm currently. I usually continue letting my cum dry in my boxers for a few days before o change them. I'm 24 and I've been doing it for years, starting to wonder if people can actually smell it and nobody's ever said anything to me about it because they didn't want to tell me I smell like cum.


Thoughts?

>>717800808

Fucking...

Can someone photoshop this so the strap isn't twisted?

Today im going to lose my v-card, im on my 20s and met this girl on a party, i was trying to score with a collage friend with her "help" and we ended up exchanging nudes.

[spoiler]To which i fapped 3 times in a row, then she wanted more and i couldn't get it up[/spoiler]

She said she was feeling risky so i told her we should meet up and she agreed, now im scared to death, should i buy condoms? Anything to make her like me more? Im not that hung, probably 6in when maximum horny, would that satisfy her?

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>>717810186

I'll fuck you up m8

>>717810512
Does it bother you that much?

>>717810496

Why don't you take a wiff?

>>717809251
>IMG_010520171.jpg

I call bullshit. No adams apple. no trap.

and definitely no 'dating' for a year and a half without touching or seeing genitals.

>once again this is 100% made up by a kissless permavirgin who has never had a date in his life

>>717804902
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

>>717810496

they smell it. it's like a weird bleach smell. nasty fuckers know exactly what it is

I once got caught fapping in a shitty bathroom

>>717810810
Who caught you?!

>>717808526
Did you ever tell him the truth about how it started?

>>717810810
greentext

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I can only eat green apples because when I was little my brother told me the red apples were hot. Now even time I eat a red apple it tastes like fire/gasoline.

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>>717805676
Bravo.

>>717798457
Hey if you're still lurking, just fucking kill yourself.

>>717810642
I have and yeah, it does have a smell too it when I get close.

>>717810783
As I said, I feel like you can only smell it when you actually get close. Like inches away close. The bleach discreption is pretty accreate.


Why do you think they can smell it? I really hope people can't smell it. I think it's time to make some life changes....... Hard habit to break believe it or not, mostly stems from pure laziness.

>>717809329
Yeah when she's not wearing to much make up it's a bit more noticeable but still you wouldn't suspect it.

>>717810235
Around 3inches or a bit more maybe? I don't have the exact measurements. I'm not exactly sure what she's taking. It's probably estrogen but she told me it's some hormonal substance prescribed by her doctor.

>>717810333
Go for it if you want and nope.

>be me
>be 9 a years old boy
>be having a friend in class
>he wants to meet up at his house after school to play together
>we would be home alone
>we would play ''the james bond game together'' where we basically just act like we were in a james bond game/movie (we always played the ps2 games lol)
>he wants to be james bond
>he says he wants me to be one of the hot girls (forgot her name)
>i weirdly agree
>he gives me his sisters bra and panties, tells me to undress and put those on
>after complaining i somehow agreed again
>he would ask me to get in bed with him
>he is naked
>we cuddle
>he then makes me the little spoon
>he keeps grinding against me with his dick against my butt
>I would make moaning sounds
>we would get out of bed when his family would almost get home

We would do this like one day a week where he was home alone for like 2 years. We loved it. One point he even kissed me in bed and force his tongue into my mouth. Furthest we've gone tho. But after 2 years we weren't in the same class anymore and never decided to meet up again.

>>717811237
I will not

>>717811260
Just spray perfume over it to mask the smell?

Ever since i was 16 i would sneak around the house at night, dress up in my sisters/mother's clothes, go on omegle and look for guys to skype with and jack off with. I'm 19 now and i still do it sometimes.

I almost met up with this 59 year old guy because he wanted to have sex with me and make me his little girl/princess/sissy slut. But i got too scared since i was only 16

>>717811260

You are accustomed to it now. It doesn't even register at a background level to you. But everyone else is starting at zero so they notice.

At best, they don't know what it is and think you're a nasty fucker who needs to add an extra rinse cycle when you bleach.

C'mon. You know what I'm talking about. If you walk in a room with a funky smell, or a candle or something, at first you smell it. But then you get used to it and don't smell it any more until you leave and come back.

This is the same way people live with cat piss in their house and don't notice it but when you walk in you fucking gag.

Yes anon, it is time for life changes.

>>717811260

Here's how you quit.

1) get horny and know you just can't resist yourself

2) go to the bathroom on the way to the bedroom and get about 6 - 8 squares of toilet paper

3) fap with preferred hand

4) hold toilet paper in other hand

5) when you get close tilt your dick toward the toilet paper

6) blow in the toilet paper

And this is the important part here

7) dump toilet paper in toilet and flush.

Note: also works with a Kleenex or two or three


Yes anon, you can stop being nasty

I got caught showing my 12 yo daughter porn.

>>717812417
Why..........

Last night my boyfriends best friend had his bachelor party. They got a slut box for the party, which is when a prostitute is on all fours in a card board box with holes cut out so you can't see the girl but you can feel her, but genitals in, etc. The best man asked me to be in the box and I did it. Not only did I learn my boyfriend would cheat on me but he sat there as all his friends fucked me too

>>717812597
I really don't think you are in a position to judge him.

>>717812597
sounds like a cuck fantasy

>>717812597
Dumb slut

>>717812466
"why" what?
why did I do it?
why did I get caught?
why am I telling you cunts?

>>717812771
Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.

>>717796485
I still jerk off to the woman that broke my heart

>>717812264
Thank you bro, solid advice.

>>717812846
I was home alone with her and she asked me about sex. I used one of those crosscut educational images to explain some things, and she asked me if there were any videos.

>>717813116
You take her on redtube or something?

I've been living a double life and my alter ego has a better life than the real me. It also has been hit on by pretty much everybody in my family.

>>717813190
Bing video search with safety turned off

>>717813405
>uses bing

KYS m8

>>717813405
Should've just said no, cunt. And let her find and jerk off to that shit on her own. Some things parents don't need to meddle with.

>>717813405
Nice. You should show her what a DP is so she knows what to expect for when you and I are going to DP her.

>>717813509
Bing Videos is top tier for porn. Learn how to masturbate before you pass judgement.

>>717813509
yeah bing is shit, but it's video search is good.
PS what is "KYS"?

>>717813546
Stfu op

>>717813510
Woulda Coulda Shoulda.....

hind sites 20/20

Making out with a friend of mine, while her boyfriend sits next to us and has no idea. We often meet up as a group to watch movies etc. and she keeps sitting next to me and making body contact, especially under the blankets.

>>717799866
I lived with a girl when I was like 4 and she was maybe 5 and she was already masturbating in the living area.
Girls hit it early.

>>717813546
I bet you have a google plus account too.

KYS

>>717813651
I'm not even OP cunt, don't even know why I went on this board. You're all fucking virgins by the sounds of it

>>717813880
Can you not read? I said "Stfu Op". What don't you get? Is it the S part? Or the F part?

>>717813958
Why'd you respond to my post then you fucking dimwit?

so i just realized i'm attracted to kids, now i'm thinking i should kill myself

>>717814106
May God have mercy on your soul

>>717814084
Please tell me what you don't get about "Stfu Op"? Clearly you don't understand what I'm saying.

>>717814106
Attracted as in you find them cute and you just want to squeeze their chubby little cheeks or sexually?

>>717813510
I had already caught her playing with her clit a few times. I admit it wasn't my best idea ever, but it wasn't my intent to be harmful.

>>717796485
I'm asexual and a faggot in the same time, nobody wants to date me.

>>717814176
sexually, i was in denial for a bit

I posted my ex gf so much on 4chan that you can find her nudes by searching her name ... Used to not care when she was doxed but now I'm full of regretc

>>717814233
I don't want to talk to you anymore

>>717814233
it's a LOT more common than we are lead to believe

>>717814339
i dont want to be a pedophile though, what do i do?

>>717814134
I'm glad you finally understand what I was saying OP

>>717814106
I'm thinking you're right. Please post live stream here for the keks

>>717814184

any juicy stories with her? What do you mean you got "caught"? greentext

i consumed my brother's oats.

>>717814304
What's her name? Need it for science

>>717814489

greentext

I was 12 years old sleeping on the sofa in my sister's apartment when her room-mate decided I needed to know what a handjob felt like...

>>717814134
You're a moron

>>717814384
Cut off penis. Post video here.

>>717814384
go see a shrink. If you have never done anything illegal you aren't at risk and maybe they can help.

>>717814546
Wait Wut? Male or female room mate?

We are gonna need a new bread

>>717814519
Will you post what you find ?

>>717814439
yeah i have a couple, don't feel like green texting though.
My wife took her to a child psychologist to help her with some unrelated issues, and my daughter believed her when she said anything she told would be confidential. police and child protection agency were notified. A great time was had by all.

>>717814638
Female roomate. She was 23. Pretty hot to my eyes. Topless, medium breasts. Redhead. I woke up as she was lightly stroking me slowly.

>>717814888
Yeah you're gonna haveta green text this

>>717814615
i wish i had the money for therapy.
i definitely haven't and definitely dont want to do anything illegal,

>>717814867

oh shit. not cool. Sorry to hear that. Did you cum tho?

- I fingered my dog once.

- And my cat, and licked it out (this is bringing up some shit I wish I could forget).

- I had a very disturbed series of fetishes while I grew up. Some lingered.

- I have detailed plans to get rid of a guy who raped my ex gf whole we were still together.
> she was drunk and only remembered it during flashbacks 6 months later.

- I (fuck I wish I could just forget this) molested my younger by 5 yrs brother when I was about 10.
> pretty sure this was a result of my own being molested in yr1 by a student in yr6.

- I once fingered a sleeping 3 yr old. I actually like this memory, have fapped to it a few times.


There you go /b/, that's me and parts of me that I'll never tell anyone besides you sick fucks.

>>717814983
>I was 12 years old sleeping on the sofa in my sister's apartment when her
>room-mate decided I needed to know what a handjob felt like...
>Female roomate. She was 23.
>Pretty hot to my eyes. Topless, medium >breasts. Redhead. I woke up as she was >lightly stroking me slowly.
>
>I saw her staring at me as I woke
>I felt the pleasure from my dick
>She smiled at me
>Totally overwhelmed
>Waking up
>Being stroked
>Seeing Tits in my face

>>717814540
>be me
>2
>walking in circles in my pen
>spot brother waddling towards my oats
>dives face first into my oats
>uw0tm8.jpg
>sudden rage fills me but can't do shit because long legged creature is nearby
>bite my own foot for no reason cause pig
>lightbulb moment
>get spiral boner from thought of master plan
>next day
>long legger double decker comes to give us oats
>filled brothers ears with mud/shit during nap time
>slowly creep out of pen towards oaty goodness
>dive in face first when long legger is finished filling my brother's bowl
>finish my bowl straight after
>brother wakes up an hour later
>"brother, where are my oats?"
>oats are kill brother
>no

>>717815089
I fuckin shat brix

>>717815276
Did you cum?