inb4 faggots take troll bait hardcore for 50 pages again
Forgot where the fuck this meme came from, looked it up again...but the more surprising thing is that apparently it has an official page on TVTropes what the fuck.
Maybe you should post Chocoboro or whatever that thing is.
Thats how it would end up most of the time.
I always thought it'd be funny to have a set up where the human would either be a total push over or would humor the smarty to the point of some hilarious resolution.
I'd try my hand at some greentext but I haven't really tried any storywriting.
I think I know what you mean. Is it this classic?
I had a story idea involving a fluffy comedian. It followed a guy that was the handler of a fluffy owned by a nightclub owner. Once a week, there was the fluffy comedy show that a bunch of dumb rich people would take their fluffies to so they could be seen at an exclusive club.
The job paid really well, since there was a waiting list and a $50+ entry fee, but had a really high turnover rate because you dealt with the shit, the inevitable problems and crying that followed, and still more shit, and worst of all, the horrible, mind numbing nature of fluffy "comedy" (mostly random stories and non-sequitors followed by a fluffy laugh track, and when the fluffies in the crowd heard fluffy laughter, they'd start laughing too without knowing why).
The guy was thinking of leaving, which concerned the owner, because he had lasted the longest without snapping and strangling one or more shitrats (it's revealed that Bruno, the fluffy comic, is actually Bruno #6 or so as previous handlers got tired of the job).
Anyway, the guy came up with the idea of writing fluffy comedy material that sounds nice to a fluffy, but would actually be nasty or salacious stuff that is funny to people. Even better if it insults fluffies...
This racist fluffy joke might fit.
"Wat da mattah wif poopie babbeh? Fwuffy wuv all babbeh... buh, why poopie babbeh nebah make gud poopies? ... why? ... why nu make?
... cuz poopie babbeh is poopies an aways come out of wittahbox gen'!
Ehh? Heh! Heh... is funneh!"
"Yu mummah su much fwuff, dat tickwe yuw nosy an yo poopy pwace when cuddwe!
Yu mummah su much fwuff, dat yu haf two mummah!
Yu mummah su much fwuff, dat fwuffies think sweepy time cuz awweady huggiepiwe!"
"Yu mummah su much fwuff, dat babbeh scawedy fwom dawk in fwuff!"
Yu mummah su much fwuff, dat fwuff eat aww mummahs sketties!
Yu mummah su much fwuff, dat daddeh nu find mummah fow huggies in fwuff!"
"Yu mummah su much fwuff, dat awways win catch baww, 'cause awways touchie baww!
Yu mummah su much fwuff, is mowe high den bwockies towew!
Yu mummah su much fwuff, dat piwwow-fwuffs say sowwy 'bout weggies tu mummah!"
"Yu mummah su much fwuff, dat big babbehs an chiwpy babbehs aww haf nesty in fwuff!
Yu mummah su much fwuff, dat mummah haf babbeh, an' see fiwst time when big babbeh!
Yu mummah su much fwuff, dat... fwuffy yus wan hug dat softy fwuff, otay?"
I was thinking more like fluffy/human interaction with the fluffy as the straight man.
A good routine developed by someone that knows fluffies wouldn't require the fluffy to remember anything - they'd just use the way they know a fluffy would respond.
Just did this little paint.net edit.
How has nobody thought of this yet?
*Comedian, Bruno enter. Comedian feigns surprise.*
Comedian: "Say Bruno, would you look at all the nice fluffies out there in the audience. Say hi, Bruno."
Bruno: "Hewwo, Bwuno."
Was never too clear on this meme because I don't know the reference.
Yu make heawt sing
Yu make ewything gwoovy
Fewaw Fwuff, think Fwuffy wuv yu
But, wanna haf babbehs fo suwe
Come on an hug speciaw fwen tight
Fwuffy wuv yu
Yu make Fwuffy heawt sing
You make evything gwoovy
Wiwd Thing, think yu move taiw
But, wanna haf haf babbeh fo suwe
So, come on an huggy tight
Yu move fwuff
Yu make heawt sing
Yu make ewything gwoovy
Hug it, hug it,
These are actually really good! Definitely made me smile and they sound exactly like something fluffies would love as well.
"Su babbeh, wingy babbeh an' pointy babbeh pway wif baww. Babbeh go pway wif' baww. An, an' wingeh pway wif baww. An' den pointy babbeh hug babbehs an' say: smawty babbeh... babbeh bestest huggie-tag!
"Yu see babbeh woww wound bwankies? Su funneh! Mummah am bestest at jokies!"
I mean I guess. Or you could've answered the question. That's okay, keep being triggered. The people who stay in this thread are obviously not bothered by it, and everyone else leaves. See you around /pol/, anon.
>Be me in my mid 20's
>fluffy ponies just hit the market
>Go to pet store, huge pen of fluffy foals on display
>surrounded by people, some with kids others disgusting horny neckbeard
>I stop and take a look my curiosity peaked then I notice the price
>$ 500 for a basic earthy fuck that
>Walk away and head to reptiles
>Spot a baby Nile monitor roughly seven inches long
>snag it for a measly fifteen bucks
>Guess the demand for fluffies drove down the prices of other pets
>Take my purchase home and set up terrarium drop some crickets and a pinky mouse in too
>About two week later Peta raided hasbio, by now we know the story shitrats released become the next plague then Cleveland
>about a year later Curtis is almost two feet from head to the tip of his tail
>his diet has been upgraded to mice at this point so I head out to buy some
>As I check out the clerk asks why I'm wasting so much money on mice
>I explain my situation and she tells me to try feeding him fluffy foals
>Fuck that those things are expensive
>she then explains that since peta and Cleveland they've been reclassified as vermin causing prices to plummet since hasbio has been sued out of existance and they multiply like bacteria
>She walks me to a display full of foals all of which have been followed
>Huuu huuu fwuffy miss weggies, why huwt fwuffy, wan die they say tears soaking their fluff
>The clerk explains to me that fluffie foals are packed with nutrients from they're mothers milk and every part of them is digestible making them better than feeder mice in the long run
>so I purchase a couple and head home
>Posting MLP fluffies,
"One bwight time daddeh say tu fwuffy:
daddeh give sketty fow being bestest fwuffy an' bestest fwuffy fo daddeh.
Su daddeh give sketty, dat am mostest nummiest sketty an' fwuffy eat sketty.
Den... den, den daddeh say is nu sketty say-is-macawoni? ...
But am sketty! [slight front hoof stompy for emphasis] Sketty-sketty."
>implying that I'm him
>implying I'm not the guy who posted at the beginning of the thread that one of you assclowns would take the bait
In 2004, a little boy named Jimmy was sleeping in his bed. He then woke up and walked in front of his laundry room and spotted a glass antique doll with blond hair on the, laundry room window ledge. He glared at the doll and, screamed, 'Whore! Slut! The sandwich that never knew, bread!' Jimmy immediately regretted his decision as the,
doll glared at him and jumped off the window ledge. Jimmy ran outside faster than he thought possible and, shut the front door behind him, leaving the doll, trapped in the living room.
I'm interpreting this as a request.
"When fwuffy give snooty kissy to special fwen, den taste wike nummy!
When gib snooty kissy tu sketties, taste sketty awways.
Denn kissy fwen 'gen an taste wike sketty!
Special fwen yu silly!"
wowowow! that cabbage patch kid got sucked right up your butt as if your ass was a big old spaghetti noodle (just like grandma)! extreme tickle on ass! wow wow wow wooooooooooow!!!!!!! just what could these scrumpyoly cheeks have inside? why of course, the fluids that belong to you're bootyass! i came to fuck you're bootyasscheekcrackhole! i am megafucker! behold the dildo of ultimatium supremacies that shall be inserted deep into you're bootyrectum!
It's not against the rules. It may be MLP-derivative but it's not MLP.
I hate you Op.
I hate all of you.
I hate every single one of you.
I hope you all die in the most painful and brutal way possible.
Fuck this thread.
Fuck you Op.