I posted a time stamp now talk to me. I am a 22 year old female

What has gotten you so down about life?

nah, theres lots of straight beta fem dudes out there who are probably feeling just as lonely as you

>>717748783
No one that I'm attracted to is attracted to me. I know I'm not ugly (won't post face cause I know ppl here) but it sucks. I've been single and alone for 2 years.

>>717748644
>Female interested in beta males
I'm sure u'll find more then enough men. Also post more.

show pussy ples

>>717748864
I've met one on here.. saw each other irl... He was a child mentally and that pissed me off to the point that I didn't even wanna talk to him anymore lol

>>717748911
Well have you ever tried any dating sites?
You're only 22, you'll find someone eventually.

>>717749015
yeah.. that's the thing with betas though, and def don't find a fucking guy on 4chan damn girl

Do you have kik? :)

>>717748644
No you wont. There are enough femenine guys for you. Go into the gaming store or watch out for those groups of guys playin pokemon go or something like that. Try your luck on tinder. You will find someone

>>717748916
It's not /beta males/ really.. I just think thin, feminine features are pleasing to me. Yet I cannot get turned on by pussy. I hate beards, hairy anything, muscular dudes...

>>717748951
No

>>717749015
So what are you looking for in a dude, to want to cook, cuddle and paint his nails with you?

>>717748644
If it has taken 2 years and you're cute i'd guess you have low self confidence... Therefore, increase your self confidence... It's a chore to be with someone who just adapts themselves to their host's personality, so develop your own, be friendly and make friends and eventually you'll reach a tipping point where you're liked by enough people some will start to want to date you.

Whats your ethnicity?

>>717749218
feminine features is beta as fuck

>>717748644
You're gonna have to find them in the wild and be agressive. like super agressive, cause they're not gonna ask you. They will be far too shy/beta

>>717748644
Finally something worth stroking to!

>>717749218
my beard says fuck you cunt

>>717748644
Just go lesbian. Any girl would love to have you.

>>717749333
Nice trips, checked.

Based on the nips, I'm wagering some sort of asian

>>717748644
Just go on Craigslist and put up an ad. Someone will bite eventually.

Why don't you like dudely dudes? Are you into dominating or what?

>>717748644
Feminine men as in only 100% femboys? Or do I, a normal guy but with a femboy body and only hair on legs and some on arms, count also?

>>717748644
kek. that thread.
and some says that my jokes aren't funny.

Most guys your age are soft, beta, and feminine. Unless your face is completely deformed you should be able to find one.

You're going to have to leave the house though.

>>717748644
First of all, you probably won't die alone.

Second, you might have to used Grinder to find a feminine bi guy? I think it'd be hard to find a totally straight one. I don't know.

Third, I really like your body.

>>717749153
I can easily pass for 16-17 (and will probably get carded till I'm 30) it's really rare for anyone over 18 to be interested in me and I cannot legally date anyone over 18 (I think?)

>>717749185
I met someone from 4chan.. not on 4chan but my friend browsed too and he told me "this guy ik browses and have seen ur nudes on 4chan lol u should meet"... And then we dated for 2 years. (This was in 2012-2013)

>>717749200
I could make one!

>>717749204
Tinder is out of the question. I've used it far too many times and never found shit.

>>717749288
I like taking care of people I guess. I just am attracted to femininity.

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>>717748911
two years aint shit.
stop being a whiny cunt and grow up

>>717748644
>22
>as the years pass

They haven't even begun to pass, and life has barely started raping you... have fun, buckle up, and wear a helmet

What about the person you met irl struck you as childish? Curious because I've met several girls online who seemed utterly enamored with me, would bang me several times when we met, then eventually lose interest. Pretty sure it's because I exude some manchild aura.

>>717748644
>>22 too old

Get off 4 chan granny

>>717749542
Yea I was thinking filipino, or some sort of hispanic

Show that pussy and asshole BAE

I cant be the only one that would like some more pics right?

>>717749305
It's hard to make friends. Like I'm open and I think I'm fun to be around I just don't have any occasions to meet people.

>>717749333
Basically white

>>717749371
I guess...

>>717749405
See the thing is I'm shy and not all that aggressive ._.

>>717749456
Thanks?

>>717749509
Fuck you too!

>>717749521
Pussy just doesn't do it for me.

>>717749650
Do you have Snapchat/Skype?
Where are you from?

>>717748644
Guarantee there are plenty of guys that fit the profile you're looking for that will be into you, just maybe not in your current area.
If it gets you down that much, think about relocating or at least taking a road trip and expanding your search area.
As time goes on, your preferences will likely change anyway.

You have ugly tits

>>717750022
I agree, you'd have to get out there and actively search from that timid dong

>>717748644

have you considered macking down on some pussy instead you dike?

silly anon, girls don't exist on the internet.

So date asian guys.
99% are feminine looking.

>>717750173
99% are the same looking

>>717750232
Kek

tits or gtfo

>>717750144
this

Try lesbo shit, if you are attracted to femminimity

>>717749554
I am mostly a switch.. which is another problem. Probably a lowkey case of ephebophilia.

>>717749576
That counts too. I don't care that much about armpit/leg hair.. but chest,facial hair,etc is... not attractive to me.

>>717749595
But I don't wanna :(((

>>717749664
/shrugs/

>>717749700
Dude I mean.. it's getting harder to find "these types" of dudes as I get older. I used to date 15-16 year olds at 18-19 but that shit don't work anymore.

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>>717750281
You went there didn't you?

>>717748644
There's tons of dudes like that. Just find the right kink community and you'll have the pick of the litter. I've lived in the Bay Area for four years. There's a fucking kink group for everyone out here

I have boobs and a tiny penis. Also, can't grow a beard. Do I pass?

I know its been said before already but ill say it to stress the point.
A lot of feminine featured men won't be the type to pursue. You're going to have to start building up more confidence and learn to pursue them yourself. You've got plenty of time being 22 to develop a strategy.
I don't know about your face but your body is okay so i don't see why you would have a problem.

>>717748644
I like cross dressing as a woman but I'm not a trap. You into that OP?

>>717750372

Bruh show some more tits

>>717748644
>acts like a whore and posts nudes to
>random guys and wants respect.
I'm sure every guy is wanting a relationship with a slut.
Now shoe your pussy and butthole you stupid cunt.

>>717750516
open tits

>>717749664

this

try 10 years (cos im too poor to go out, long fucking story)

and im a hot alpha male fuck you

Vanessa?

Bitch go and fucking moan on a lonely hearts all we want is tits pussy and ass photos of you cannot provide this for out amusement and entertainment GTFO <3

>>717750714
>single for 10 years
>"alpha male"
kek

You're honestly the kind of girl I'm looking for

>>717750792
do we got a winner ?

>>717750096

you're a gigantic faggot her tits are delicious

>>717748644
Honestly, most people find that if you stop looking. You find what you're looking for in that department. That's not what you wanna hear, but it's true.

Just don't be a shut in. Go outside. Go to some shows, go to some places where people are. You're a moldy attractive grill who isn't fat. SOMEONE out there will wanna fuck you. Among those people will also be someone who wants to be with you. Just stop stressing it.

Chung le is It you?

>>717750664
What?

MOTHERFUCKING SHIT. I WAS JUST MASTURBATING AND EVERYTHING WAS GOING GREAT. I WAS IN MY ROOM, I HAD MY HEADPHONES ON, I WAS TOTALLY NAKED SITTING AT MY COMPUTER FAPPING AWAY TO A VIDEO ON REDTUBE. ALL OF A SUDDEN THERE'S THIS REALLY SHARP PAIN IN MY DICK, LIKE IT JUST GOT STABBED WITH A SEWING NEEDLE. I JERKED MY HAND BACK AND IT BUMPED INTO MY COMPUTER TOWER, WHICH SITS ON THE DESK. WELL, I HAD MY STICK OF DEODORANT ON TOP OF THE TOWER, AND THAT BITCH FELL OFF AND LANDED DEODORANT-END-DOWN ON THE HEAD OF MY COCK. HOLY FUCKING SHIT DID THAT HURT, AND ON TOP OF THAT IT HIT SO HARD THAT IT ACTUALLY FORCED SOME DEODORANT INTO MY URETHRA. I'VE NEVER HAD ANYTHING BURN SO BAD IN MY ENTIRE LIFE. I JUMPED OUT OF MY FUCKING CHAIR AND STOOD UP BECAUSE IT HURT SO BAD; THIS CAUSED MY HEADPHONE CABLE TO GET YANKED OUT OF MY SPEAKERS, WHICH CAUSED "OH YEAH BABY COME DEEP IN MY TIGHT TEEN ASSHOLE UH UH UH" TO GET BLARED THROUGH MY FUCKING HOUSE AND ALMOST MAXIMUM VOLUME. NOW MY EYES ARE WATERING FROM THE PAIN OF THE DEODORANT INSIDE MY COCK BUT I MANAGE TO PUNCH ONE OF MY SPEAKERS HARD ENOUGH SO THEY TURN OFF. I LOOKED DOWN AND NOTICED BLOOD DRIPPING OFF OF MY COCK; I GUESS THE LIP OF THE PLASTIC DEODORANT THING BIT INTO MY FORESKIN AS IT CONNECTED WITH MY COCK. THE BLOOD WAS DRIPPING DOWN MY LEG.
THIS ALL HAPPENED IN THE SPACE OF 6 SECONDS. JUST AS I'M STANDING THERE TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED, MY BEDROOM DOOR FUCKING OPENS. MY DAD WAS STANDING THERE WITH MY ACCEPTANCE LETTER TO JOHNS HOPKINS. I FROZE AND HE STARED AT ME, NAKED WITH MY BLOODY ERECTION FOR MAYBE 15 SECONDS BEFORE HE NOTICED MY COMPUTER MONITOR AND THE ANAL SEX SCENE GOING ON FULL-SCREEN. HE IMMEDIATELY CLOSED THE DOOR AND LEFT WITHOUT SAYING ANYTHING. THIS MAY SEEM EMBARRASSING BUT MY DAD IS A SERIOUSLY CONSERVATIVE CHRISTIAN. THIS HAPPENED 15 MINUTES AGO AND HE HASN'T SAID ANYTHING TO ME. I'M STILL IN MY ROOM TRYING TO GET THE FUCKING OLD SPICE OUT OF MY COCK. WHAT DO /b/?

>>717748644
disgusting tits

>>717750966
open tits

>>717749813
He didn't take care of himself. I made him food, I had to clean up after him, I had to tell him "put your dishes in the sink.. you can go shower now.. can you please clean this up".

>>717749917
>>717749939
No more pics

>>717749950
Somewhere in North America. I know quite a few people here so I'd rather not give too many details.. but if you give me your skype I'll add you.

>>717750022
It's been that way since puberty struck. Doubt it'll change that much.

>>717750096
Thanks!

>>717750105
Probably.. I just suck at making friends.

>>717750109
I have a few times... and I can tell you I like dick 99% more.

>>717750144
and ur 12

>>717750173
I'm white and like anime, kpop. etc.. they'll think I'm only after them cause they're Asian. Never tried dating Asias because there's really not many here. And they tend to stick together anyways.

>>717749941
My pleasure. Does that bother you?

>>717751120

No more pics.. leave the ship /b/ros

I'm not a feminine male I just want some good pussy. Wanna fuck?

Not really. OP will find someone.

>>717750372
>facial hair is not attractive
Shit, I was thinking on shaving myself anyway. Fit your other criteria. I'm even 22 but my body looks younger. Hell, even kinda like it if you are switch.

But then again you're nowhere near me, and you don't have Kik anyway. Life sucks I guess

>>717750842

no joke buddy. Times have been harder than your faggot arse could imagine.

>>717750978
Sell your story to the papers as it is soooooo interesting use the money you make to purchase hookers then get hiv and die slowly

MOTHERFUCKING SHIT. I WAS JUST MASTURBATING AND EVERYTHING WAS GOING GREAT. I WAS IN MY ROOM, I HAD MY HEADPHONES ON, I WAS TOTALLY NAKED SITTING AT MY COMPUTER FAPPING AWAY TO A VIDEO ON REDTUBE. ALL OF A SUDDEN THERE'S THIS REALLY SHARP PAIN IN MY DICK, LIKE IT JUST GOT STABBED WITH A SEWING NEEDLE. I JERKED MY HAND BACK AND IT BUMPED INTO MY COMPUTER TOWER, WHICH SITS ON THE DESK. WELL, I HAD MY STICK OF DEODORANT ON TOP OF THE TOWER, AND THAT BITCH FELL OFF AND LANDED DEODORANT-END-DOWN ON THE HEAD OF MY COCK. HOLY FUCKING SHIT DID THAT HURT, AND ON TOP OF THAT IT HIT SO HARD THAT IT ACTUALLY FORCED SOME DEODORANT INTO MY URETHRA. I'VE NEVER HAD ANYTHING BURN SO BAD IN MY ENTIRE LIFE. I JUMPED OUT OF MY FUCKING CHAIR AND STOOD UP BECAUSE IT HURT SO BAD; THIS CAUSED MY HEADPHONE CABLE TO GET YANKED OUT OF MY SPEAKERS, WHICH CAUSED "OH YEAH BABY COME DEEP IN MY TIGHT TEEN ASSHOLE UH UH UH" TO GET BLARED THROUGH MY FUCKING HOUSE AND ALMOST MAXIMUM VOLUME. NOW MY EYES ARE WATERING FROM THE PAIN OF THE DEODORANT INSIDE MY COCK BUT I MANAGE TO PUNCH ONE OF MY SPEAKERS HARD ENOUGH SO THEY TURN OFF. I LOOKED DOWN AND NOTICED BLOOD DRIPPING OFF OF MY COCK; I GUESS THE LIP OF THE PLASTIC DEODORANT THING BIT INTO MY FORESKIN AS IT CONNECTED WITH MY COCK. THE BLOOD WAS DRIPPING DOWN MY LEG.
THIS ALL HAPPENED IN THE SPACE OF 6 SECONDS. JUST AS I'M STANDING THERE TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED, MY BEDROOM DOOR FUCKING OPENS. MY DAD WAS STANDING THERE WITH MY ACCEPTANCE LETTER TO JOHNS HOPKINS. I FROZE AND HE STARED AT ME, NAKED WITH MY BLOODY ERECTION FOR MAYBE 15 SECONDS BEFORE HE NOTICED MY COMPUTER MONITOR AND THE ANAL SEX SCENE GOING ON FULL-SCREEN. HE IMMEDIATELY CLOSED THE DOOR AND LEFT WITHOUT SAYING ANYTHING. THIS MAY SEEM EMBARRASSING BUT MY DAD IS A SERIOUSLY CONSERVATIVE CHRISTIAN. THIS HAPPENED 15 MINUTES AGO AND HE HASN'T SAID ANYTHING TO ME. I'M STILL IN MY ROOM TRYING TO GET THE FUCKING OLD SPICE OUT OF MY COCK. WHAT DO /b/?

>>717751120
>and ur 12

Stop. Don't try insulting me when you literally posted your tits online

' muh muh attention '

do you like big dicks or small dicks

>>717751234
But I want in :(

>>717751263
Only 19 but yo mind is older

>>717748644
Still here?

I'm a 23 year old virgin and look young as fuck. I hate it.

>>717751287

an hero. nao.

Post your snapchat, tons of lil "femboys" will start trying to message you and you can just comb through those fags till you find one for you.

>>717750978

>>717750978
your dad is probably maturbating in his room

>>717751388
What

>>717751489

Pls OP do, i will show you this dick

>>717750918
Samefag here totally meant to write "mildly" instead of moldy lol

>>717748644
mh.. would be nice to cum on your belly

OP use tinder.
There's tons of beta feminine guys on there because they can't approach girls irl.
>like me kek

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Femboy here.

I feel your pain, I feel your pain. I'm in like the opposite position, difficult to find a woman who enjoys being the sexually dominant one.

>>717749941
So why can't you meet people? It seems like you're making up barriers...

I'm an introvert and can find someone to hangout with when i feel like too much of a hermit. Realizing that tons of people are just like you, that you're not a special snowflake relieves my anxiety enough to reach out to do something with someone.

If you don't want to try, at least be content with yourself. No point in being frustrated about a situation while doing nothing to fix it.

>>717751264
I was addicted to opiates living on various friends couches and I still got laid. Don't consider myself alpha either.
But yea I feel you. Shit sucks sometimes so good luck. Hope it turns around for you.

>>717751722
fucking homo

>>717750501
How does one find the kink community....

>>717750516
Depends? I'd need a picture I guess.

>>717750556
My face is okay.. not beautiful but decent. And I have fairly nice eyes. I guess my problem is that I don't really know where to pursue. I have with all my exes but I've been lucky.. now I'm alone, I have no friends or contacts.. it sucks man.

>>717750569
Don't care too much about CD and whatnot.. if you're into that i'm okay with it. It all depends on your body/features.

>>717750792
Such an ugly name. Glad it's not mine!

>>717750857
Give me your skype!!

>>717750875
Thanks anon :)

>>717750918
"moldy attractive grill" made me laugh. I haven't even been looking at all to be honest.. I'm just kind of getting lonely recently.

>>717751722
Bitch, be a man

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Oh this is sad, isn't it. She thought that just because I wanted to apologize that I totally want a relationship with her? So she posts this? LOL she thinks she is dmt, we all know that crazy fuck and he's not her, even if she was related to a primo mime. Good luck, anyways, I hope you're fine that's all I meant to say, don't see differently. Also stop stalking the net just to show me you sucking a dick wtf xrazy shit

>>717748644
Ayyyyy

>>717751834
>Give me your skype!!
That's not how it works
You give us your skype

>>717751834
Op u got kik?

this thread is a tad attention seeking but fuck it, enjoy your bumps

uhmm more tits yes?

>>717748644
You're not going to die alone sweetie. I know at least where I live in Central Florida there are plenty of pretty boy / feminine straight men. Personally I don't like to spend an hour in the mirror getting ready but my friend Jeff does and he's never without a female companion. You're young you're only 22, Mr. Right may not come around for at least another two or three years or two or three relationships. I am only speaking from my personal experience and from what I've seen my friends go through. I hope this helps in some way.

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>>717748644
Are my features too manly?

Don't worry OP most dudes are fags now or act like bitches anyway so you'll find one. I see these fucks everywhere

>>717748864
>fem
>must be beta
I hate this stereotype. Like I may be a massive faggot, but I ain't no bitch nigga. Ain't no ho tell me what to do. I might be an outlier, but still.

>>717748644
Yes, you probably will die alone. But I think most people do. Try dating sites? I usually wind up finding girls into me because I'm super open about swinging both ways. Also, I fart sparkles.

>>717748644
If you live in chicago, I'd love to meet up. Have a very round face and thin waist, been told my butt is cute but idk.

>>717751834
If your face is decent there are probably plenty of men who fit your type who would be happy to at least give you a chance. You just gotta learn to make the first move.
Its too bad you're only attracted to a certain type so that limits your range (my beard would make you vomit) but its not like feminine men are a small niche.

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>>717748644
damn your tits look hot. moar?

>>717750978
>ephebophilia
Switch to Hai- Karate

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>>717752098

>>717748911
enjoy your alone time, don't hurry your life up, trust me, before you know it you will be 65

>>717752098
>>717748644
Also op i'd be willing to chill with you, your tits are very nice

>>717748644
what do you consider fem features in a man?
What do you consider manly features in a man?

>>717752419
Too old to be wearing Daniel Boon caps.

>>717751977
But for real though. Just post your skype. Then tons of us interested fags won't ever leave you alone. You won't have to be alone and you might actually meet one of us worth talking to.

>>717751196
Why would it bother me?

>>717751247
Thanks anon!

>>717751263
It's always this way ._. We could still talk I guess?

>>717751348
I don't really care that much as long as I'm horny a dick is a dick. Funny thing though, the only dick that's made me cum was 4 inches ha

>>717751442
Don't hate it omg..!!!! Some girls are into that (aka me)

>>717751489
Don't have snapchat ://

>>717751695
Like I said.. I tried.... but only fuck boy dudes with beers in their hands as profile pictures.....

>>717751722
See I'm pretty dominant it just depends with who.. I really am a switch though. You look cute as heck :(((

>>717751743
I literally have no friends irl. None. I go outside but.. who just talks to random people in the street...

Long story short OP posted a modest 4/10 shit photo and thinks she belongs here rip this thread already

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>>717748644
am i feminine enough 4 u bby

The problem with posting a skype is differentiating who's actually you and the dozens of people here who will message the account pretending to be you, I think.

>>717752532
Is that a good thing or a bad thing?

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>>717752098

könnt nur funktionieren wenn du deutsch sprechen würdest

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>>717752666
do u liek my satanic eyebrows bby

>>717752726
Dad?

>>717752666

Bruh your ugly goofy ass jut gave me a nice mix between cancer, ebola and herpes

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<i think you want that.

>>717751834
Just take up swing dancing Vanessa, plenty of effeminate and romantically assertive men in that hobby. Also, move to a crowded city if you haven't already

>>717748911
>No one that I'm attracted to is attracted to me.
You meant to say that no one you're attracted to has let you know that they're attracted to you. Submissiveness is a feminine trait: do you really expect feminine men to be dominant?

A strange thing that I learned from a reading passage in the SAT tests is that snails are bisexual in the strict sense of the word, that is, they have both sets of reproductive organs. Mating is initiated by the "more active" of the two snails by presenting and introducing its spicule (penis) to the less active snail.

You're just going to have to become a little more active in your mating rituals.

I prefer to think that I am neither dominant nor submissive in sexual relationships (it never occurred to me to come on a woman's face because I've always aimed at simultaneous coital orgasms) but I just love it when I woman grabs my cock or otherwise makes her desire known. "A gentleman never says 'no' to a lady" I tell them and then have at it.

>>717752637
Acting like a bitch and insulting and hurting people doesn't mean you're dominant.

>>717752637
If you have no friends now is the time to make them, you need to stop being a shy bitch and get out there and TRY

>>717752637
With regards to the tinder thing I haven't been lurking. Where you from?

>>717752790
Son?

>>717748644
Fuck, kid, move to Toronto.

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Feminine enough?

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>>717752804
woiuld u liek more canncer bbbyy

>>717752666
Queer fuck>>717752964

>>717752649
She followed the rules. She gets the attention she craves.
I just white knighted all over my own face.

>>717752827
And for god's sake believe in yourself. There's humility, and then there's just being annoyingly insecure. Like just straight up lie about liking yourself, and people will like you more

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>>717752532
Sauce?

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>>717752637

OP delivered. This thread has been pretty good. I'm fairly feminine, but probably not in OP's desired territory.

Gotta keep it up and stay focused on the positive. People flock to positive energy, turn things around and you'll make friends, and eventually find that special someone.

>>717753033
whats in toronto bby

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>>717752666
Closet gay

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>>717752637

It's always best to be versatile like that, more avenues to explore.

Thanks, you're quite the catch too. Here's some more, I've got others but dat 2mb limit eh.

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Feminine enough?

>>717753168
dont even own a closet, nice try

YOUR OUT OF CREDITS BITCH please insert pussy pic to get more credits...that is all

>>717752637
>who just talks to random people in the streets

OP are you like a female me? I swear you are.
I would love to have a friend like you personally. Not anything romantic because I already kinda have a dating thing going on but it would be really great to have a friend like you. You're even the same age as me.

>>717753016
Look at those eyes.. like he wants to get shot..

Why couldnt this little fagboi get kidnapped by those niggers.. wish they would stab this cunt

>>717753221
Fuck off you loser

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>>717748644
>>717752098
Here op, i fux wit u

>>717753231
Cute

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>>717753231
>>717752986

>>717753412
maybe this fag boi is waiting for u to kidnap him bby

>>717752637
>we could still talk I guess
I actually like chatting, so I'm up for that. Even better if some sexting is involved...
Would you be willing to create Kik, imo that's the easiest way.

>>717753463

Kill your self faggot

>>717748644
Talk to me! Im the best anon here.

>>717753566

Would bite his dick off, nohomo tho

>>717752637
How do you have no friends?
Are you destroying each friendship?
Are you so uninteresting that you are unable to make meaningful connections with others? (start microdosing to fix this)

Even some friends I haven't talked to in years i can reach out and set up a dinner... So the reason you "have no friends" cannot be a factor of time...

Join meetup.com groups and intramural sports to meet people... Every single meetup group and intramural sport group is for people that want to make more friends, but don't want to be too forward about it. Also friends that you make have friends which increases your chances of meeting new people... 6 degrees of separation..

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>>717748911
only advice i can give you. is to hang around or at least near venues that are geeky/nerdy. Are you yourself interested in intellectual past times? feminine guys behave, act and think a lot like women. they read into people a lot and are quite perceptive. If you aren't interested in any of that kind of stuff they'll see it a mile away. Feminine guys also don't chase girls , so be prepared to be more aggressive and more direct.Be more out going , but don't go over the top. how do i know all this ? i am one. currently working as a male nurse. i don't feminine, in fact i look the opposite.....until you have a conversation. You wont be alone for ever . you just have to learn how to catch these guys differently. the reward is feminine guys tend to be more loyal.

>>717753586
no u

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>>717753463
Jesus fucking Christ

>>717753463
You have an extremely punch-able face

>>717753727
got me gud pleb

>>717753880
I know man, I don't know how to fix it tho :(

>>717753463
>I fux wit u

>>717753880
>>717753970

Im the only one that saw there is cum in his hair?

>>717751977
>>717752632
last time I posted my Skype I had to logoff because I got over 200 adds and couldn't talk to everyone at once lol guess I'll make a throwaway.. idk why it's an email except of an acc. name but: [email protected]

>>717752096
Thanks!! Made me smile :)

>>717752098
Not too bad? How old are you?

>>717752144
Sadly not where I live

>>717752265
Don't live in the US! :(

>>717752314
I think they are. I guess I live in a shit city for my preferences.

>>717752419
Not bad.. maybe 6.5. Jaw is really square.

>>717752613
Manly: muscles, facial/chest hair, being super broad.
Fem.: Delicate looking (thin, not broad - height doesn't matter though), pretty hands, soft skin, cute butt

>>717748644
I'm very interested in you

I met her in a club down in old Soho
Where you drink champagne and it tastes just like cherry-cola.
C O L A cola
She walked up to me and she asked me to dance
I asked her her name and in a dark brown voice she said Lola
L O L A Lola la-la-la-la Lola

Well I'm not the world's most physical guy
But when she squeezed me tight she nearly broke my spine
Oh my Lola la-la-la-la Lola
Well I'm not dumb but I can't understand
Why she walk like a woman but talk like a man
Oh my Lola la-la-la-la Lola la-la-la-la Lola

Well we drank champagne and danced all night
Under electric candlelight
She picked me up and sat me on her knee
And said little boy won't you come home with me
Well I'm not the world's most passionate guy
But when I looked in her eyes well I almost fell for my Lola
La-la-la-la Lola la-la-la-la Lola
Lola la-la-la-la Lola la-la-la-la Lola
I pushed her away
I walked to the door
I fell to the floor
I got down on my knees
Then I looked at her and she at me

Well that's the way that I want it to stay
And I always want it to be that way for my Lola
La-la-la-la Lola
Girls will be boys and boys will be girls
It's a mixed up muddled up shook up world except for Lola
La-la-la-la Lola

https://youtu.be/LaecsIUETYA

>>717753033
What? How am I queer for living in Toronto?

I'm queer because I like men, faggot. Get it straight.

Seriously, though, Toronto is full of fairy fucks.

>>717753387
So, based on some possibly postured bits of info, you feel deeply connected with this person.

IMO, you should take some perspective... This reaction is weird considering how little information you know about the OP. You're drawing impressive conclusions suggesting to me that you're real intentions are hidden...

Just trying to help.

>>717754084
>>717752098
I'm 18

Get kik and add me: ehmbrut

>>717748644
I didn 't read most of the comments here so maybe this has been said.

Move to a town with a large University. I work at a flagship stste school, about 35000 students, not a science/engineering type of school, but with a strong liberal arts focus. There's thousands of guys here that fit the description you've given. It's never easy, anywhere, but this is the type of place you want to be.

>>717754084
I added you, was the name "chris chris"?

Any chance you're from UK?

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>>717754066
>>717753463
Explain

>>717748644
has anybody else noticed that this is a badly-shooped timestamp or is it just me

>>717748644
I'm really feminine and I'm a guy. I lived with my mom my whole life . My dad passed when I was little so I never had any masculinity in my life . For God's sake my body is even feminine . If you want to chat snapchat me @gwigz

>>717754502
How else do you think he gets his stupid wave hair like that?

>>717754502
It was probably pommade, i don't think you could see jizz in hair that well

>>717754548
OR kik me @sunsunny1

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>>717748644
Suck me off op?

>>717748644
why dont you just fuck somewhat masculine women?

>>717748644
I feel you... Im 20 but people say i look 14 but my body look 18
So you know how that goes.. i wish i had a beard or mustache

>>717754084
Op I have a mix of those aesthetic features. Don't judge on looks. Feminine guys can look masculine on the surface but remember a hairless face is only a shave away for the most bearded guy.

Muscles also don't imply masculinity. Feminine guys can still go to the gym for their health, denying them that is bad tbh so you may have to accept that if you ever want to make it last with a decent femguy. The difference is that femguys won't brag about it.

It seems like your biggest issue is you're basing this all on looks. A guy can look feminine but not fit the bill when it comes to acting that way. In the end, you want to keep a lasting relationship. So what is more important here?

>>717754509
I have. Lmao. There are girls who actually do this on here, but it's very rare, and this aint one of those times. This prankster anon is doing a decent job pretending to be a girl, but his shoop is bad.

>>717752666
no sry

>>717752817
that's not feminine though that's just metrosexual

>>717752827
I live in a big city and my name isn't Vanessa

>>717752854
Thanks anon. I really should just be more confident and approach people.. I just have no one to approach. Gotta find some good meat

>>717752859
Who the fuck said I was a bitch + insulted/hurt people??

>>717752862
Yes!! I really need to ;-;

>>717752872
Canada

>>717752964
I'm pretty close.. I really have been thinking about it.

>>717753122
Thanks anon! I really hope so.

>>717753221
Where are you from??

>>717753387
I'm up for friends!! :)

>>717753578
Maybe I should.. give me a few minutes.

>>717753662
Nah I was in a shit relationship for 2 years with a possessive dude that didn't want me to see other people.. and I lost contact with everyone I was friends with. Most are now too busy with uni or have kids and shit lol

>>717753706
Thank you, anon. Def helpful!

>>717748644
shopped shit

>>717748644
Clever bait

>>717754216
From what she's described, she doesn't go for my looks. I just think we would get on well in the personality department so friends would obviously work better.

>>717753463
If you look up charles alpino on skype you should find someplace you could contact me

>>717755081
>creating Kik
Cool. Mine is Me7351, just add me and maybe post a hint or something what your acc is or what you sent. So that you don't get swamped with requests

>>717755081

> >>717752666 (You)
>no sry

wow fuk u im leaving ur thread im fucking done with this wow

>>717755409
You're actually autistic.

>>717754225
eh too young.. in a few years you'll start getting hairy and probably be too lazy to always shave and that baby face of yours will be gone ://///

>>717754264
will do!

>>717754390
I live in a city of 2M.. like I said: as much as I pursue someone and shit.. who the hell just goes up to someone they find cute... even if a really attractive guy did that to me i'd run away

>>717754467
nope :/

>>717754509
shoop? lol sure m8

>>717754548
will add on kik give me a few minutes

>>717754801
better pic?

>>717754807
as mentioned: i don't like pussy

>>717754906
literally me but in girl version.. have no tits, am short.. have a really kid-like face.. it sucks

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>>717755667
kek get outta here ugly ass piece of shit dick loving ass cum craving whip lashing nigger cuck fucking shit stain attempted abortion

>check em

>>717752637
kik me once you make one, im 18 and have some feminine features I guess and I like dominant girls. kik is ualrightm8 (Lol)

>>717755855
Give out your kik name.

>>717755875
>if checkem, u have to leave instead

>>717755855
>>717754225
Ya think? Gimmie the benefit of the doubt?

>>717748644
What state do you live in?

>>717755409
The problem is that the information provided, regardless of how much it aligns with yourself, isn't enough to justify wanting a friendship IMO. This quickness to want a friendship heavily implies only negative qualities about you as an individual IMO.

H/O I'm making this assessment myopically so I could be wrong. Regardless the rationale for wanting a friendship is without foundation.

>>717756158
now dw, i got trips coming right now

>>717752666
Post chest or gtfo

>>717755081
oh and one more thing. Feminine guys are feminine for a range of reasons. But if it's confidence related and your as attractive as you say you are, then they'll be nervous as fuck around you. Again get involved with their past times. they'll get more accommodated with you. bad side affects is you'll also get sweaty cringey creeps attempting to hang with you. Be direct but nice. Unfortunately Fem guys won't get that confidence till they get a partner (like yourself) or get more life experience. Best way to hit on one? Ask if theyre going to the next comic con , vidya convention etc? ask them for a ride or if you want to meet them there. 2nd date? invite to your place for vidya. (yes i know its like dating a teenager but bare with me )

>>717754779
Op

>>717748644
Add me on kik @sunsunny1 I i can tell you how girly I am with all my friends that are girls . I even have boobs and I'm a guy...

>>717755855

Would feminine features but a very large dick be OK? I'ma be sad if not ;_;

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>>717756289
*steals trips with 'bostaff of the closet homo'*

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>>717755081

I'm from Ireland, I see you're based in Canada though, sad times :(

More recent pic, longer hair. Still growing too.

>>717756140
>>717756053
>>717749200
>>717755665
>>717754758
>>717754264
>>717753578
if i forgot anyone sry but i'll add u my kik is: geuliseu

>>717756205
canada lol

>>717756215
Friendships form over time you don't just find out everything about a person and say "let's be friends now" jesus christ you're retarded.

>>717756513
my chest is in my garage, i dont go in there very often, the spiders are trying to tickle my scrotum

>>717751810

mine revolves around being in crippling pain when i walk too long so its been an almost impossible task to find a job...

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>>717756827
oh yeh? I'm got a fucking dog nigger

>>717756893
I think you need to reread my post b/c you're in agreement, unless calling someone retarded is now endearing due to pop culture usage...

In that case, you're retarded too!

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>>717748644
>I am a 22 year old female attracted to feminine men (not necessarily traps)
Then how about chicks with /d/icks? Pic related.

Or would you rather BE pic related?

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>>717757208
doggo pls no do not do this to me

>>717756519
That makes sense.. Maybe I should just really pull myself together and do something.

>>717756776
yes that would be nice :)

>>717756834
wth cute :((( come here i'll take care of you

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>>717757436
This is a dubs contest now tbh, too bad i just fucking won

>>717748644
Stop being such a fussy bitch

im a male nurse and wear pink scrubs most days. is that feminine?

>>717757527
oh u fucking wish back the fuck off this contest is mine, ill be the dubs u wish u never had doggo

>>717757475
please stop talking, we're having a contest

>>717757475

<33 how does I contact would love to talk

>>717757314
Like I said, you're retarded.

You criticised me for assuming she would be a good friend without really knowing her. The point I'm making is that who the fuck knows their friends before they make them?

>>717757727
No it means you've got a decent job and a good education but you're forced to wear feminine attire due to your jobs sex stereotype

>>717749650
>cannot legally date anyone over 18
Please elaborate?

>>717749015
That's an oxymoron. You can't have a man that doesn't look manly. They go hand in hand, unless they're gay.

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>>717757768
Are you fucking kidding me faggot? I have 3 dogs, double dogs.

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>>717757475

Awh how kind, ditching my life and moving to Canada to be taken care of by a girl who seems to be from my dreams ;P

Would be fun, sounds like a fairytale though huh. Maybe we could talk more?

>>717758100
YOU STOLE OUR FUCKING DUBS YOU CUNT

>>717757854
>I would love to have a friend like you personally.
The above started this whole discussion... So you're contradicting yourself which is cool, I guess. I totally do the same thing, and based on this convo, you'd seem just like me. I would love to have a friend like you personally. Not anything romantic because I already kinda have a dating thing going on but it would be really great to have a friend like you. You're even the same age as me.

>>717758100
inb4 he ruins it with pubic hair

>>717758040
do NOT fucking triple doggo me, nothing will stop me from dubs victory, not even candlej

>>717757912
either this is bait, or you're a fucking idiot

>>717758100
you';re a fucking faggot, we were playing a game

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>>717758261
O yeah? Its not my fault you looking like such a faggot stops you from getting dubs

>pic related

>>717758298

Sweet justice for faglords.

>>717758298
I'LL T—

:'(

>>717758236
Like her meaning she's an introvert which she stated. I would love to have an introverted female friend. How fucking dense are you that you cannot understand this?

>>717757882
True, being a male nurse is awesome but most people don't think it is a job for men which i do not understand because people nowadays are big and most women nurses cannot lift them

>>717755081
How close is "close"? 'Cause I'm not from Toronto originally, and I can vouch that most of the rest of the province is a toilet. I'm from the Niagara Region, and I can't stand it. Particularly St. Catharines and Niagara Falls.

Toronto is nice because I feel like I don't have to interact with the city in order for it to survive, and I can get lost in a crowd any time I want, or go out and do whatever at any time of day/ night. And if you know it well enough, you can still find areas to get away from people, even right downtown.

More relevant to you, though, is that there are people of all types in the city, and it's easy to find a group, community, or circle of friends to fit your tastes.

>>717758838
wew, i mean its kinda shitty you have to go through with it, but as long as you're chad and will fuck people up if they say anything to you, you're all good

>>717758659
Hey man, I'm just trying to help. No need to get defensive. You can attack my intelligence to suggest/imply my points lack validity, but this just helps you hide from who you are. Good luck with life. <3

>>717757808
i posted my skype and kik earlier!!

>>717757904
I MEAN UNDER

>>717757912
this is why I think I'll die alone

>>717758100
sure add me!!

>>717748644

My gf used to hate hairy chest and beard, now she actually loves it, to the point that I'm the one who has to force shaving beard every week, she would be happy if I keep it one month... so your taste might change in time, with the right guy.

I don't think you love "feminine guys" (what does it mean? androgynous type?), you probably just like men who take care of themselves. Which is normal nowadays.

Being single for 2 years is nothing, at that age you might get more one night stands that anything else, plus guys are rarely decent before 30s, they mostly just want to fuck around and serious relashionships are a burden. Take your time and chill, you have plenty of time.

>>717758934
Not close enough :/// (not even the same province)

>>717759585

DOH I'll go looking!

When I try and add your skype the name Chris comes up, something you need to tell us Op?

>>717759585

added! I'm miles.edge

>>717759675
I don't do one nights or anything (yes no sex for the past 2 years) but eh idk... I don't think it's just "guys who take care of themselves" because I am genuinely also attracted to 15-16 year olds.

>>717760117
a nickname

anon are you in the GTA? im like 30 mins from toronto, are you that close?

>cause I know ppl on here
Wait a minute your lieing how you meant your Boyfriend like I believe you "cleaned up after him that's so fictional it's like saying "yah not telling you shit about my EX" OP is your name L--- T- I'll take no reply as a Yes
-Your Childish Ex BoyFriend who drinks Codeine cough medicine wile chain smoking Marlboro #27s I have to go as i need to smoke some weed after hearing my EX GF Tell me I'm Childish on 4Chan

>>717760956
nope not close ;-;

>>717760702

>I am genuinely also attracted to 15-16 year olds

then maybe you need to browse this shit a bit less and to get yourself a nice, long night of hardcore sex to refresh your thoughts.
You might think more straight then. Seriously, people who don't fuck for ages get weird in time, from every point of view.

It's been interesting op but for the sake of humanity and curious lurkers were gonna need an additional timestamp. One that doesn't look fake and or in black and white. No more free tokens

>>717748644
Why is being single for 2 years such a big deal to you? Do you have friends or hobbies? Are you in education? Occupy your time and it won't matter if you're single or not

>>717748644
OP, I think you'll be just fine. You have a decent body, and provided your face is average you're on easy mode for physical attractiveness.

I suggest going out and doing things you enjoy with people. Even if it's stuff like watching anime, there are people into that; anime clubs exist. Once you're spending time with people doing something, you'll get to know them a little bit and make small friendships.

There are guys out there for everyone, and it's just a matter of running into them. Out there is an ocean of guys worried that they aren't loud beer-drinking bros. It's hard to get to know people sometimes as an introvert, but if you do an activity with the person it might come naturally.

Just go spend happy time with people doing things you enjoy, and the rest will slowly sort itself out. We're all gonna make it, brah.

>>717761131

oh that blows. i don't think im very feminine looking or anything, i was just curious if there was an anon in the area. i once met a guy that went to the same high school as I did it was pretty wild tbh

>>717759783
Weak. I sent you a Skype contract request if you want to chat. I'm almost never on Skype, but I've got nothing better to do on a Wednesday night.

Favorite sex position?

>>717760979
Are you gonna respond to your ex boyfriend?
I'm 100% sure it's you funny how changing your story's still making intact info of the truth available stupid Lisa Even for you

>No reply is a Yes
It's you isn't it? Or is it not you

>>717756880
Where in Canada? West side best side

Yeah, im gonna need that updated timestamp cuz op dun goofd with the no reply

I recognize that jacket anywhere

Regardless of truths, tummy in op's pic is totally worth a nut. If it's you Lisa, bitch, you got a nice tummy

I still got her phone Number Should I start a new Thread & post it?

>>717763472
Kys instead fam

Dude she's freaking out right now she won't reply 40 minutes ago she was begging for the attention now silenced no reply it's her you guy kek