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Post your watches
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Iz u a power ranger by any chance?
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>>717748245
ok
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>>717748245
Does it have a microwave on it?
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>>717748579
How heavy are you?
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>>717748579
didnt know you could you could fit that around a trotter
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>>717748579
Is that your feet?
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>>717748647
no but I could zap your balls
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>>717748579
send pics of the rest of yourself
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>>717748245
ITT: faggoty milennial consumerists compare redundant and antiquated junk
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>>717749206
soo........ you don't wear a watch?
do you use your phone?
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i don't own one
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>>717749445
why would i wear a watch in a world obsessed with time to the point that clocks are virtually everywhere, providing you arent some rural mouthbreather?

is it awesome spending daddy's money on fashion accessories, girly man?
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>>717748245
numale fashionistas must die
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>>717749605
looks about 10 oclock to me
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>>717748245
ITT: Wrist fedoras.
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>>717749754
you only assume no one else makes money by themselves because the world you live in is trash. Like yourself, your trash sir. trash
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I know there's no point to having a watch, but i love clockwork
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Anon reporting in.
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>>717749605
so edgy
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>>717750321
thanks for noticing :)
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>>717749935
In terms of keks, this is the upper echelon.
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>>717748245
looks like an old stereo on your wrist
Good job faggot
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>>717749605
Because you don't know how to read a watch? BTW lame photo
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>>717750661
Thanks anon!
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Standard issue stainless steel Rolex Submariner.
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>>717750321
>>717750674
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>>717748579
Pig hoof
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>>717750674
i have a phone, you retard. were you born stupid, or do you work at it?
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>>717750313
you put it on the wrong wrist
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>>717748942
Feminism
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>>717751278
which one should i put it on?
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>>717750040
>your
>opinion discarded
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>>717751735
ha!
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>>717750829
entitled silver spooner fashion statement.

kill yourself hipster
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>>717748245
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>>717750148
wear it on your neck to cover your double chin, fatass
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>>717749460
love to get me a soviet era watch
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>>717750040
oh, i struck a nerve.

what was it, grandma's fagmas present?

if you worked for that yourself, you need to drink a gallon of bleach for being a trendy wasteful selfish little bitch.

next time you wanna just throw some money away, instead give it to someone who will really use it and appreciate it
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Woi
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big watches look gaudy and retarded
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>>717753071
more like your mom looks gaudy and retarded
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>>717748245
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>>717753632
no, but the dinner plate sized wristwatch i crammed into your dads ass definitely does
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>>717754123
do they make that one for men too?
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>>717748245
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>>717754347 Funny, if you ever get bored with shitposting theres a place on the stage for you
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>>717754458
fashion whore detected

which kardashian are you?
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>>717754537
fuck you, fashion nigger
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>>717754652
it cost more than you'll make in 1 lifetime, pleb
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This is my collection. The Breitling is my favorite but the Rolex is classy. The Eco Drive and Omega are my EDC.
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This one is pretty good..
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>>717751248
see, the problem with that is that you need to pull your phone out of your pocket every time you need to check the time.
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>>717754739 Careful edgelord, you'll cut yourself
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>>717755159
It set me back $18.25
It's not a problem to me because it looks good and it tells the time, only thing I need. Plus, durability is not an issue because it can last a few months before I have to get another $18 watch.
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>>717755815
Nice style, but too complex. I personally like simplistic stuff.
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>>717754848
ive been working since fifteen and am now forty, try again, entitled assdick
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>>717755289
you arent that important to need to check your time that often, fashionista
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>>717755364
>fashioncuck detected
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>>717756518
what the fuck does that even mean?
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ITT: teenagers stroke themselves about their fashion accessory addictio
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>>717756738
you arent important, your time is not in demand, and nothing of consequence is happening i your life that you need to keep such a watchful eye on the time.

that plain enough for ya, hipster douche?
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dad gave it to me, $10k watch
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new g-shock
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>>717757273
liar
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>>717757273
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>>717757206
i mean, plenty of unimportant people have reason to know what time it is though? Like even minimum wage workers need to know the time. If anything, less important people have more reason to know the time than more important people since they actually trade time for money as opposed to the investment class.
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>>717757280
my dick is thicker than your wrist.

instead of wasting money on wrist antiques, get a gym membership.

youre so skinny a fat girl could fart next to you on the bus and the force would powderize your hipbone
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>>717754887
Wow i was very impressed until i saw the eagles watch. I cant believe a fucking eagle can have such good taste....
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>>717757508
I agree
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>>717757347
hes a doctor making $500k a year
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>>717757508
keep making excuses for being a slave to fashion, captain consumer
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Its casio and its worth 200$ at max ik its pleb but im poor asf
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>>717755815
Oh perfect, I've been wanting something I can fucking time my pounds and liters with.
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sorry i don't have autism and down syndrome. just autism.
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>>717757810
Even BIGGER liar! Doctors arent making that unless top surgeon or focused heavy on business side
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>>717757810
so? prove it.

hows it feel to be a numale who doesnt have the balls or a ability to make it in the world under his own steam?

id offer to fuck you up the ass, but theres a silver spoon in the way faggot
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try not to get too jealous of my swag
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>>717758037
he is actually doctor evil
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>>717757810
Your dad's line of work is a fucking joke. Doctors don't do shit
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>>717757816
I mean, if we are going to start calling purely functional objects fashion statements, then doesn't that make you a slave to fashion consumerism too cause you like wear shirts and pants and shit?
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>>717758125
>orbitingsides.jpg
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>>717757810
why would your dad spend 2% of his income on a watch for you?
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>>717758149
shitty shoop is shitty
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>>717757816
Says the jerk off with a $700.00 phone.
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>>717758516
probably an apology for the repeated rapes
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>>717758381
bitch, shut your mouth. My shit is custom.
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>>717757688
Holy shit kek!
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>>717758697
why is 12 a male/female symbol?
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One day i want to buy and own an audemar piguet
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>>717758318
youre a supreme idiot.

wristwatches are antiquated and redundant, making them a fashion choice for little turdknockers like you.

1/10 for getting me to explain this AGAIN
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>>717758847
are you a gorilla?
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>>717758840
It's unisex, duh. For them niggas who don't want to assume gender.

I'm a watch collector, I got all the good shit.
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>>717758929
But they aren't they, are practical for telling time. We already established that.
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Got it for 35$ at Value Village. Pretty good buy imo. Perfect condition and just got it fitted.
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>>717758697
not as funny as the last one but i did giggle mildly
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Thoughts?
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>>717749935
Wrist fedoras!! My sides lol
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>>717758981
Close, Armenian
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>>717758847
faggy watch matches the girly light cigarette perfectly.

protip: wax that armpube for full trap aesthetic
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>>717759189
This shit ain't supposed to be funny. I got an eyesight problem. I need bigger watches.

My mate took a pic of me last week with my latest watch.
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>>717757688
Cringe lord jokes
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>>717748245
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>>717759513
guys i think we found flava flav
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>>717748245
Explorer II Ref. 16570

Also watchmaker student.
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Sup Niggers.
Aint no one got a better watch than me
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>>717759089
>but they aren't they
lost me there, fashionlord
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>>717751889

So
>>717753759
this is your watch. Right? I mean it is 2017, you have a $12/hour shit job where you are paid to do what you are told, not what you think. So it's a shit watch. Correct?

Fucking idiot.
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>>717759472
It's .5g of the last of my shake
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>>717748245
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>>717759677
are you a 12yr old greek girl?
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>>717750181
That's "movement" in a wrist watch. Clock work would be as the name suggests in clocks. Watchmaker anon again.
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>>717759513
im dyin here man, stahp im tryin to rustle fashionista jimmies
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>>717754848

BVGARLEE (So Roman....) shit watch is shit. I cannot even tell the fucking time in that joke. I'm not even going to bother telling you the complications that shit doesn't have compared to Patek, so just fuck off.
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>>717759698
Sorry misplaced my comma:
But they aren't, they are practical for telling time. We already established that.
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>>717759472
That's a Dewitt chronograph dude. I'll leave it to you to look up. Although he's wearing it upside down..
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>>717759525
>jealous unoriginal btfo fashion slave detected
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C.Ward C60 MK1 Chronometer
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>>717759830
yes, I am
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>>717760068
0 number of shits given on make and model of outmoded garbage
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>>717760095
no. just letting you know your jokes are shit. Dont worry though, they may get better when you grow up.
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>>717759908
Don't you laugh at my goddamn watch collection.
My dad is a watch maker and all my shit is custom.

>pic related, he calls it the Akbar piguet.

For some reason he says the alarm can only go off once tho.
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>>717748245
Was my watch until I sold it to top up an investment and now I'm retired at 32.

Not on big bucks but I take home $5000pcm in passive income and travel the world non stop.

Never bought a watch since. Not having one is the most freedom I've ever felt. I don't have to be anywhere.

Life's pretty amazing.

Not b8
No need to reply

Peace out /bros
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>>717760378
Do you own any nice gshocks?
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>>717750829
Beautiful. You should try a dark brown leather strap with it.
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>>717759757
alright, i take back the girl cigarette part, but not the faggy or trap part
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>>717759921
Finally a Patek /b/ro found. Watchmaker anon here great to see others who know about true artwork.
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>>717757894

At first I reflected on the comment and briefly chortled... but then I as I was finish eggroll I see

>>717757688

and me ROR'd
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>>717760425
cool brah
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>>717760448
nah
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>>717748245
Good god, what an abomination.
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>>717750148
Clark duke?
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>>717760036
by your logic, we should all be buying sun dials and wearing them on our head or some shit

admit you are a fashiontard and we can all move on
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>>717760352
hi Ahmed
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>>717760291
>He says as he adjusts the watch his mom bought him
>"Don't they make these things any smaller? It's sliding all over my bitch wrist" he thinks to himself.
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>>717759303

WHAT FUCKING TIME IS IT??????


(I don't know)
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>>717757273
That's a submariner no date, about one of the cheapest Rolexes available dipshit. 7k new at most, and that one's well used, maybe 5k.
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Tbh I bought it because the girl I was dating always wore watches. Ended up loving it.
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>>717760719
no, cause sundials are big and heavy and hard to read, watches fit snug on your wrist and can be read easily and all the time. Very practical. Fashion has nothing to do with it.
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>>717760352
....i....cant....breathe....please....stop...entertaining....me
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>>717760830
It's half past tranny fap time
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>>717757273
Not a 10k watch
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>>717760378

We're gonna need a bigger arm.

>>717760517

Good evening, sir. Excellent model displayed.
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>>717760830
4:27
If you can't read the hands for some reason it's digital display is literally right there.
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>>717760786
Wrong again Corky. Im not the slim wristed faggot you told the shitty joke to. Im just letting you know, again, your jokes are cringy as fuck.
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>>717760838
>cheapest Rolexes
You obviously don't know jack-shit about Rolex or watches in general. I'm not even going to fucking start just kill yourself. Watchmaker anon here btw.
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>>717760556
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if you have a panda-dialed watch, please post it

or an orange dive watch.
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>>717761219
watchmakers are actually a thing still? How old are you, 87?
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>>717760838
And btw Submariners can be alot more worth than 10k. And guess what? Those are the vintage models.
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>>717761219
He isn't wrong that is the cheapest Rolex. That being said theres nothing wrong with owning one its a beautiful and iconic watch.
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>>717761438
19.
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>>717748245
Thoughts?
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>>717761212
Wrong again pal
I'm not this anon either.
>>717757688

It seems as though we've inadvertently bamboozled ourselves. I trust you have an average sized wrist, so I bid you goodnight.
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>>717761018
Nigga I am here to show my watch collection, not be someones goddamn entertainment.

>case in point: My brothers watch.

It's an all new release, ain't even out yet to the general public. It's the new apple watch.
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>>717760944
>bought this for a girl, who dumped me for wasting money on bullshit, i lost the receipt, so i tell people i like it since im stuck with it
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>>717761438
well then forgive me for not taking your vast amounts of experience to heart.
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>>717759702

so if you have money and do not choose to wear a watch what then you retarded mongoloid?
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>>717761465
It most definitely is not the cheapest Rolex. The cheapest Rolex would be an Oyster Perpetual 116000 or something in the Oyster Perpetual model range.
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>>717761575
Fair play, gnight
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>>717749445
That's a nice looking watch.
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>>717761219
Not the guy you are arguing with but its the cheapest submariner which is the most common mid range timepiece.

Oyster perpetual and air kings are cheaper

Subs come in a range of that one £5k all the way to £22k for the blu bezel limited edition white gold.

Don't be a faggot it's still a fantastic watch and it's expensive. It's not the most expensive by a long way and if that's the reason you like it you are missing the point of having one.
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>>717760996
>found the autist
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>>717761165

But the "CASIO WR20BAR" and 5 hands are all moving at the same time and "23" is in the way of me figuring out if it 100 or 1000 or "OVER."

I at least know the date to write in my journal how many G-forces it took to smash this piece of shit into plastic only hoping the dinosaurs that died, rotted, became oil so that millennia later we could make plastic only laugh in relief from beyond the astral plane.
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>>717761707
You are right mostly just said that in my anger at the guys ignorance.
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>>717750181
No point in having a watch? Telling the time maybe?
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>>717761717
I'm not saying it isn't a nice watch. Hell I'm saving up for a Submariner Kermit.
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>>717748245
no
>>717749088
no
>>717749445
no
>>717749460
trump-lover detected
>>717750122
no
>>717750181
no
>>717750313
no
>>717750829
approve.
>>717751129
no
>>717752074
no
>>717752913
no
>>717754123
no
>>717754458
no
>>717754887
no
>>717755159
no
>>717755762
grudgingly approve (why do seamasters have the 2nd crown?)
>>717755815
no
>>717757273
approve
>>717757280
way too large.
>>717757879
approve
>>717757975
no
>>717759635
approve
>>717760378
Romanian gypsy detected
>>717760425
should have bought a black submariner.
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>>717761212
dumbfuck makes shit assumptions, timex edition

youre so butthurt youre imagining everyone is me, i fucking love it
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>>717761965
Hurr durr I can use my phone argument

Yep and I can drive doesn't mean I don't need/want to walk
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>>717751129
That's cool. Do you have to get it too 88 miles first though?
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>>717762002
On the seamaster its a helium escape valve for deep sea diving.
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>>717761984
Hulk you bastard
>>717760425
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>>717748491
Under-rated Post
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>>717750313
could be leftie>>717750313
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>>717757879
Its actually a nice looking watch. At least youre modest about it.
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>>717761702

I wear a watch. Swiss. Cost a few bucks, but hey.

Otherwise generally these days I find myself looking in the general direction of the sun to approximate a rough idea of the time of day -- if it is say 430 am or 3pm, confusing for you I know - as I deeply try to get a sense of the time of day to tell you how much light is left in it so you may see what you are doing when I shove up your ass your opinion so dear and close to me.

It's only courtesy.
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>>717748245
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>>717758149
Your wearing a clock
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>>717750122
>>717750181
>>717750313
>>717751129
>>717754123
>>717754458
>>717755159
Absolute dog shit
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Mine
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>>717762165
I like the Hulk but the all green dial makes it a bit too much. Hence my liking for the Kermit with the green bezel only.
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>>717760111
I had a sliver model of that, they are really good.
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>>717748579
So much bacon
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>>717761965
nice fashion statement, assdick

you probably wear northface and aviators, fucking douche
>>
>>717760184
That's nice I want it.
>>
>>717762400
PHUCK ME DEAD PHUCKAS! OMIGA MAAAN ON THE PHUCKING MOOOOON!!
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>>717749605
classic apple faggot
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>>717762460
huehuehuehuhe
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>>717761999
checkd

youre fuckin killin me
>>
>>717762478
the 'hulk' and the 'batman' are tacky. I mean my god, have some class.
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>>717760425
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As I was cleaning my Explorer's bracelet.
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>>717761625
gtfo josh
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>>717748245
$1,200 Tag Heuer paid for by myself
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>>717763358
do you race in the water anon?
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>>717748245
>>717762312
What small watches you have.
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>>717763626
LOL
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>>717763699
He had to get a waterproof one because of all the tears
>>
>>717762663
Whats wrong with northface?
>>
>>717763739
SSSSSSWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>
>>717763358
I got the,same one but I only paid 400 at a pawnshop
>>
>>717763699
300 meters under it
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>>717764038
Fucking love the khaki have always wanted to get one.
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You're all a bunch of fahkers
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>>717764188
Yeah it's really nice. I love it
>>
>>717748784
>>
>>
>>717759252
ayyy same
>>
>>717764586
kek
>>
>>717763884
its like people trying to express individuality by being just like everyone else.

tell me about your favorite mass produced fashion accessory, snowflake
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>>717764262
ugh just cut off his moles
>>
>>717759594
how much was
>>
>>717764999
So do you just not wear anything then?
>>
>>717764999
trips of truth czechd
>>
>>717763833
Cool watch dude, what is it?
>>
>>717758697
I don't know what's worse. That watch or your baby wrist.
>>
Loom
>>
>>717765216
ASUS ZenWatch 2
>>
>>717761507
good brand ugly watch
>>
>>717763958
Good find, I only see shitty casios at my local pawn shops.
>>
>>717765155
im not hung up on others approval, and dont see it necessary to strive to be like other people.

nor do i spend money on bullshit for the sake of acquiring more.

youve got greed and envy, wanna try for the other five while youre at it?
>>
>>717765563
im not the same guy youre arguing with just wondering. on a side note you were the one who brought up clothing brands not him
>>
>>717765155
trips trump dubs, deal with it
>>
>>717748579
Hambeast?
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>>717765063
Probably around $70,000

>buy $70K watch instead of $70K car
>nobody can see it under sleeve
>>
>>717761873
My ignorance? You're the cunt saying it's a 10k watch. It very likely isn't. I didn't say it was a bad watch, I just said it isn't a 10k watch nor is it even particularly special among submariners. Your impotent rage is fucking hilarious though. Owners like you are why people get a bad impression of Rolex.
>>
>>717760378
Set them all to different time zones, label and carry them.
>>
>>717766073
wow nice want one but my budget for next watch is like $4k :(
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mmmmhmmmm
>>
>>717765836
did you miss the fact that my theme is anticonsumerism?

keep on buying bullshit and stay exactly where the elite want you, working to keep them rich
>>
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>>717766084
Im the cunt who said it wasnt a 10k watch
>>
>>717766271
thehairiesteightyearoldever.jpg
>>
>>717764999
It's comy though?
>>
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Here's my Martian notifier
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Lack of features is a feature.
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>>717766669
Not trying to be mean but that person honestly needs to start walking like right now... and every night for the next 15 years. That is some scary obesity.
>>
>>717766669
how's the diabetes, fatty?
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>>717750122
function over form
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>>717766968
I'll never understand the desire to wear a watch with a case that's actually wider than your wrist. It just looks goofy to me.
>>
>>717766462
Sorry then, I was directing at Mr. Impotent rager.

It's a nice enough Rolex but it's an entry level one all the same. Still a great watch, but no reason to try to pass it off for anything other than what it is. That shit pisses me off and screams new money douchebag.

I'm reasonably happy with my C60 Chronometer, waiting for the Omega Seamaster Diver 300M to get upgraded to the Master Co-Axial movement then I'm buying one of them. I think Omega is doing some great stuff lately and their values are about to start increasing.

I almost went for a Rolex Sub date, I love the glidelock but it's just way too much $$ for what comes down to one feature I really want vs. the Omega which I find just more attractive overall.

And should leave me with a spare $4k to spend on race car bullshit
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>>717766670
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>>717748784
more of that cock, less of that ugly watch
>>
>>717754123
First decent watch here. You all have terrible taste.
>>
>>717767196
No problem. Fellow Omega fan to actually.
>>
>>717757688
I agree that OP's wrist is too small for such a massive watch >>717757280 (over-sized watches are out of style, anyway).

However, there is no need to be a dick about it.
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It's on the way right now. Needed something I didn't care if it got covered in shit or blood and needed to be soaked in cavicide
>>
>>717757879
Nice, practical watch.
>>
>>717767196
That would be the Co-Axial Master Chronometer. The Master Co-Axial was something they had for a short period of time until the Globemaster came out with the all new and world's first Co-Axial Master Chronometer.
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>>717767694
well most of these watches are so big, you can jump inside one and have your own personal safe space!

now go fuck yourself, wage slave
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1/2
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>>717751683
WTF?

Picture without context because of reasons?
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2/2
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>>717754123
Fuck the haters, post more 24hr faces that aren't dog face ugly Russian pieces.
>>
>>717767960
The first part made me chuckle, at least.
>>
>>717768476
Michael Kors, faggot fashion designer?

>make clothes
>find Chinese company to make watch for me
>put my name on it
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>>717769189
Harsh but true
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>>717748245
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>>717748245
My work watch.
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>>717766344
>I'm not hung up on others approval
>It's like people trying to express individuality by being just like everyone else
>Please notice how different I am and validate me
>>
>only niggers wear quartz watches
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>>717769398
well how do you expect to get any bitches that way anon?
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>>717769555
I like the cut of your Jib there dude. I've got the same one coming for the same purpose. I'm this guy
>>717767758
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>>717760517
nice 5227 /b/ro
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>>717769398
It even tells you the barometric pressure
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>>717748245
calm down there, ben ten
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