no but I could zap your balls
soo........ you don't wear a watch?
do you use your phone?
why would i wear a watch in a world obsessed with time to the point that clocks are virtually everywhere, providing you arent some rural mouthbreather?
is it awesome spending daddy's money on fashion accessories, girly man?
you only assume no one else makes money by themselves because the world you live in is trash. Like yourself, your trash sir. trash
I know there's no point to having a watch, but i love clockwork
oh, i struck a nerve.
what was it, grandma's fagmas present?
if you worked for that yourself, you need to drink a gallon of bleach for being a trendy wasteful selfish little bitch.
next time you wanna just throw some money away, instead give it to someone who will really use it and appreciate it
This is my collection. The Breitling is my favorite but the Rolex is classy. The Eco Drive and Omega are my EDC.
It set me back $18.25
It's not a problem to me because it looks good and it tells the time, only thing I need. Plus, durability is not an issue because it can last a few months before I have to get another $18 watch.
you arent important, your time is not in demand, and nothing of consequence is happening i your life that you need to keep such a watchful eye on the time.
that plain enough for ya, hipster douche?
i mean, plenty of unimportant people have reason to know what time it is though? Like even minimum wage workers need to know the time. If anything, less important people have more reason to know the time than more important people since they actually trade time for money as opposed to the investment class.
my dick is thicker than your wrist.
instead of wasting money on wrist antiques, get a gym membership.
youre so skinny a fat girl could fart next to you on the bus and the force would powderize your hipbone
Its casio and its worth 200$ at max ik its pleb but im poor asf
so? prove it.
hows it feel to be a numale who doesnt have the balls or a ability to make it in the world under his own steam?
id offer to fuck you up the ass, but theres a silver spoon in the way faggot
I mean, if we are going to start calling purely functional objects fashion statements, then doesn't that make you a slave to fashion consumerism too cause you like wear shirts and pants and shit?
bitch, shut your mouth. My shit is custom.
It's unisex, duh. For them niggas who don't want to assume gender.
I'm a watch collector, I got all the good shit.
Got it for 35$ at Value Village. Pretty good buy imo. Perfect condition and just got it fitted.
This shit ain't supposed to be funny. I got an eyesight problem. I need bigger watches.
My mate took a pic of me last week with my latest watch.
Explorer II Ref. 16570
Also watchmaker student.
Aint no one got a better watch than me
this is your watch. Right? I mean it is 2017, you have a $12/hour shit job where you are paid to do what you are told, not what you think. So it's a shit watch. Correct?
BVGARLEE (So Roman....) shit watch is shit. I cannot even tell the fucking time in that joke. I'm not even going to bother telling you the complications that shit doesn't have compared to Patek, so just fuck off.
Don't you laugh at my goddamn watch collection.
My dad is a watch maker and all my shit is custom.
>pic related, he calls it the Akbar piguet.
For some reason he says the alarm can only go off once tho.
Was my watch until I sold it to top up an investment and now I'm retired at 32.
Not on big bucks but I take home $5000pcm in passive income and travel the world non stop.
Never bought a watch since. Not having one is the most freedom I've ever felt. I don't have to be anywhere.
Life's pretty amazing.
No need to reply
Peace out /bros
Finally a Patek /b/ro found. Watchmaker anon here great to see others who know about true artwork.
Tbh I bought it because the girl I was dating always wore watches. Ended up loving it.
no, cause sundials are big and heavy and hard to read, watches fit snug on your wrist and can be read easily and all the time. Very practical. Fashion has nothing to do with it.
Wrong again pal
I'm not this anon either.
It seems as though we've inadvertently bamboozled ourselves. I trust you have an average sized wrist, so I bid you goodnight.
Nigga I am here to show my watch collection, not be someones goddamn entertainment.
>case in point: My brothers watch.
It's an all new release, ain't even out yet to the general public. It's the new apple watch.
Not the guy you are arguing with but its the cheapest submariner which is the most common mid range timepiece.
Oyster perpetual and air kings are cheaper
Subs come in a range of that one £5k all the way to £22k for the blu bezel limited edition white gold.
Don't be a faggot it's still a fantastic watch and it's expensive. It's not the most expensive by a long way and if that's the reason you like it you are missing the point of having one.
But the "CASIO WR20BAR" and 5 hands are all moving at the same time and "23" is in the way of me figuring out if it 100 or 1000 or "OVER."
I at least know the date to write in my journal how many G-forces it took to smash this piece of shit into plastic only hoping the dinosaurs that died, rotted, became oil so that millennia later we could make plastic only laugh in relief from beyond the astral plane.
grudgingly approve (why do seamasters have the 2nd crown?)
way too large.
Romanian gypsy detected
should have bought a black submariner.
I wear a watch. Swiss. Cost a few bucks, but hey.
Otherwise generally these days I find myself looking in the general direction of the sun to approximate a rough idea of the time of day -- if it is say 430 am or 3pm, confusing for you I know - as I deeply try to get a sense of the time of day to tell you how much light is left in it so you may see what you are doing when I shove up your ass your opinion so dear and close to me.
It's only courtesy.
As I was cleaning my Explorer's bracelet.
What small watches you have.
im not hung up on others approval, and dont see it necessary to strive to be like other people.
nor do i spend money on bullshit for the sake of acquiring more.
youve got greed and envy, wanna try for the other five while youre at it?
My ignorance? You're the cunt saying it's a 10k watch. It very likely isn't. I didn't say it was a bad watch, I just said it isn't a 10k watch nor is it even particularly special among submariners. Your impotent rage is fucking hilarious though. Owners like you are why people get a bad impression of Rolex.
Sorry then, I was directing at Mr. Impotent rager.
It's a nice enough Rolex but it's an entry level one all the same. Still a great watch, but no reason to try to pass it off for anything other than what it is. That shit pisses me off and screams new money douchebag.
I'm reasonably happy with my C60 Chronometer, waiting for the Omega Seamaster Diver 300M to get upgraded to the Master Co-Axial movement then I'm buying one of them. I think Omega is doing some great stuff lately and their values are about to start increasing.
I almost went for a Rolex Sub date, I love the glidelock but it's just way too much $$ for what comes down to one feature I really want vs. the Omega which I find just more attractive overall.
And should leave me with a spare $4k to spend on race car bullshit
It's on the way right now. Needed something I didn't care if it got covered in shit or blood and needed to be soaked in cavicide
That would be the Co-Axial Master Chronometer. The Master Co-Axial was something they had for a short period of time until the Globemaster came out with the all new and world's first Co-Axial Master Chronometer.
Fuck the haters, post more 24hr faces that aren't dog face ugly Russian pieces.
It even tells you the barometric pressure