speechless thread

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>>717733063
Then call them natural dicks, not uncircumcised like circumcised is the norm.

>>717733079
am i the only one who wants to fuck bambi

>>717733276
yes, and you said this last thread

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>>717733379
am i the only one who wants to fuck bambi

...

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>>717733263
Dicks are pretty natural in general.

>>717733556
cut and mutilated jew dicks are not natural

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>>717733263
Tbh I haven't seen many uncircumcised in person, so.

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>>717732504
i played a similar deck when i had magic on my tablet, it wasn't really often i played but it worked

they need a chat for at least a post-match screen or something, i always find that makes it more enjoyable for some games.
that does sound pretty cancerous, though.

>>717733263
to the extent of my knowledge, in a lot of places it's the norm. it's not natural, but it's more common than uncircumsized

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>>717733556
Not when you've been jew'd against your will.

+ = NO

+ = YES

>>717733800
what the shit where did my symbols go

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>>717733656
They still have a dick, no?

- = FUCK

- = OFF

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>>717733711
>>717733688
How many asians do you think are jew'd?

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>>717733920
100% of the ones i've been with

>>717733903
jeez you dont have to roast me

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>>717733920
Considering that many Asians are Buddhists and very few practice monotheism either...
Very rare.

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>>717734086
Are they actually asian's or americans with one asian parent?

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>>717733903
S-squish my pawpads >//w//<

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>>717734182
>Vaporeon

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This just in, if you have non-Asians in your lineage, you're not actually Asian.

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>>717734086
Slllllllllllllllllllllllllllut.

>>717733920
I don't hang around Asians, so...

>>717734182
wow lewd

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>>717734474
hi u

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>>717734175
they looked asian so i assumed they were asian
there's a lot of Koreans and Chinese at my college as well

>>717734329
no you

how's it going?

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>>717734529
mornin starshine

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>>717734749
How are you today? I slept in late and am regretting it.

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I geneuinely don't understand avatar fags

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>>717734823
I am playing Dungeons and Dragons, and making terrible, TERRIBLE rolls

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You can only understand if you're actually Asian.

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>>717735144
Ah, sounds fun. What are you playing as now?
It snowed last night so I am using it as an excuse to not do things I should.

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>>717734725
Got called in to close tonight. Luckily, still have a few hours before that.

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>>717735220
I am playing an evil sorcerer who looks evil and has evil mannerisms.

He is named Friendly and acts very friendly and people aren't sure if he's like a subversion or if he is as evil as he looks.

>snow
it seems to be a hassle to deal with

Thought this was supposed to be a speechlass thread, not g/fur thread...

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>>717735520
That's pretty great, let me know if anything interesting plays out.
Snow is a hassle, the only thing I have to do today that would require going out would be walking the dog and I don't want to so I'll use snow as an excuse.

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>>717735384
i think staying after the place closes to finish up whatever it is you have to do (if you have to do that) is the worst part of being at work late.

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>>717735686
>anything interesting plays out.
So far the infamous Pitou luck has held and I've missed every single attack despite having a very good attack modifier.

That is fair.
Is that waterdog eating pocky

>>717735657
pic related

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>>717735958
Yep, they get drawn on pocky day occasionally.

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>>717735955
It gets so slow at night, that I can get everything I need done before closing. At most, I just stay an extra 10-20 minutes to restock the cooler.

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>>717733711
Yeah, I play it when I want to earn coins quick cause it's always either a fast win or a fast loss, I don't really like to play it since it's so boring.

Yeah, a chat would be nice.

It can be good, but it requires immense luck to get all the right cards.

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>>717736284
I forgot that was a thing

>>717733854
That was not the question.

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>>717737269
do it.

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At least there's no such thing as circumcised taint.

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>>717737269
There was no question asked.

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>>717737476
>At least there's no such thing as circumcised taint.
>What's a Vagina?

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>>717737784
why are there stripes on his cock

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also hi roy

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>>717737883
Bite scars.

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>>717737476
Not yet, at least...

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>>717737360
take a raincheck for me on that one kiddo

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>>717738063
I'll get you eventually.

>>717736706
that doesnt sound too bad.

>>717736733
i like faster games, maybe i should make a deck like that but with a little added spice, y'know?
i'd love a post-game chat at least, if not a chat that's just there all game

anyways i've gotta run, toodaloo friendos

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Later, Zaryss.

see ya zaryss

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>>717737978
why would anyone

>>717738455
I like to draw it out and really get to scheming. Like now I just played another with the zombie deck. The opponent tried to rush in as many creatures as they could, they got Avacyn, Blessed Spirits, Hanweir Militia Captain and 2 1/1 flying tokens on turn 6 and I had a single flying 4/5 on the field. Imagine my grin when I drew Languish from my library, it gives all creatures in the battlefield -4/-4 until end of turn so that was RIP all he had. In the subsequent turn I cast Sphinx's Tutelage and he suddenly ragequitted.

bye

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>>717739213
I imagine he's filling up most other's oral cavities with that dick. Tooth contact is inevitable.

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nothing like a good set of braces

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>>717739604
I tried to play Ana yesterday. It was an experience.

>>717738697
daad

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>>717739693
Did you ana-boost a mercy?

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>>717739406
Maybe he should consider finding someone who knows how to blow a guy.

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hey is it normal to get drunk and then get an extremely high pulse, then black out for a couple of minutes, then wake up feeling suicidal

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>>717739940
Not really, but I have done the same and lived.

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>>717739890
Some guy on our team was raging at me in chat for never healing him when in truth I was always trying really hard but shooting all around him.

>>717739905
Not everyone can be as good as you Badj. Have pity on us.

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>>717739940
High pulse is normal. Depends on what you mean by blacked out specifically. Just take some deep breaths, grab some water.

>>717740024
i definitely don't want that final result

>>717739940
yes

>>717740024
strut badger strut

>>717740108
160 bpm is pretty high isn't it

>>717740345
Not at all for your age.

Well, for just sitting doing nothing, it's high. It's not dangerously high though.

>>717740443
how do you know how old i am

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>>717740345
Just relax. Grab some water.

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>>717740556
I know everything.

>>717739940
It's a sign you ave AIDS.
KYS

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>>717740590
this headache isn't very relaxing

>>717740713
no you don't

>>717740811
Oh yeah

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KISS

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>>717741120
Compelling argument.

You've mentioned your age in thread before. I merely observe.

But now I must go. Later all.

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>>717740146
No, you do not.

>>717740085
I could teach people. Become a great mentor, a guru.

>>717740328
all the time

>>717741120
>that pic
i died inside

>>717741256
go

>>717741287
i wanna die from all sides

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>>717741515
Please don't.

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>>717741515
Make sure to alienate everyone that likes you and make them hate you before you die from all sides.
It will make it a more fulfilling end.

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Boo 2-step verifications.

>>717742805
sorry

>>717742905
i don't have to put much effort into that

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My time to shine!!

Im also taking requests

Here you go: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fQFJuS4vKs0

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>>717743229
It can be hard, I've been working at it for months with no success.

>>717743380
we just love you too much

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>>717743452
It's the worst.

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why live

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I dunno, I'd put ks right into the oven.
parafirk probably not though.

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So that you can one day see all your hopes and dreams crushed.

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>>717743651
fucking privileged much

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>>717743651
Thanks, I appreciate it.

>>717743721
Maybe you'll be lucky and get the showers

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>>717743887
can i just get shot in the head

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>>717743951
>england
>shot
>guns
nice country

nah, parafirk is ubermensch

>>717743951
That's boring. If you're gonna go out, you might as well leave the same way you came in - naked and screaming

and burried in vagina

>>717743998
well now i feel like an idiot

>>717744061
if i'm gonna go out, it might as well be quick

:)

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Holy shit, Chandra's Ignition just killed me straight up. I'm not even mad, it was a close match.

>>717743229
So long as you don't actually do that, I'm ok.

>>717744755
i guess i'll just try to drive myself to insanity, that's an alternative

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>>717742949
he's so hoooooooo
t

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i love this

https://youtu.be/jacu4mp9kag

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>>717744908
sleeping usually helps, I recommend you go do that

>>717745737
to greet another day of misery? haha fuck that my friend

>>717746818
hey fuck off

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>>717746885
Remain calm.

>>717747194
but i am

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>>717747267
Become calmer than calm.

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>>717747485
YOU DONT TELL ME WHAT TO DO
that's what he said

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>>717745840
You're really not thinking straight, you know that? Life in itself isn't misery, that's just your current feelings and thoughts about it because of prevailing circumstances. I personally urge you to not be irrational, but I really have nothing for you but words, and words are wind, or in this case, bytes.

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>>717747593
Typing in caps is an indication of non-calmness.

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>>717747665
i love you

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>>717747736
oh what would you know, you're a cat

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>>717747821
No, don't touch that!

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where do you go when nowhere feels like home

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>>717747967
WHAT ARE YOU DOING

>>717747996
hyperactive dismissal of everything around you

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>>717748135
Now look at this net that I just found.

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>>717747738
<3

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>>717747665
>"Your current poor circumstances are not guaranteed or even likely to be your future circumstances."

Well no fucking shit.

>>717748576
when i say go be ready to flow (into my butt)

>>717748595
:3

>>717748988
holy shit it's a mummy

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>>717749150
Return the slab, pussy.

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>>717749412
Clint, is that you?

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>>717749573
In the flesh.

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>>717749663
You rotten son of a bitch, how are you?

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There is no future for The Sorrows as they exist now.

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>>717749771
On the path to inebriation, no immediate goals, 'bout half a pack of cigarettes, all systems nominal- I'm doing alright. You still bumming hard as Nibi?

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>>717750027
how can we help

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>>717750111
I'm already pretty inebriated, but there's not really a point to compare me to Nibi. I don't always come here in a severely depressed mood and then get very drunk and act silly.

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>>717748988
Sometimes people need a reminder, you should have learned by now to pay attention, mate.

>>717749150
ye

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>>717750027
GOD'S WILL.

>>717750330
Most of the time you do. Attention seeking is your shtick.

>>717750447
How many times were you baptised? This motherfucker had it TWICE.

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>>717750400
eyy

>>717750450
Most of the time I come here randomly to talk to faggots, so that's not exactly true, I'm not always pulling off some jewish "shtick"

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>>717750330
Limited scope on my part it'd seem then, sure appeared so from my casually watchful eye.
>>717750400
Reminder, maybe. But after so many reminders it'll beg the question if the fella really wants to change their circumstances as much as you hope they do- 'Lest there be ulterior motive. But that's cynicism talking.

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>>717750599
ever seen snake handling?

hello you worn and tired faces

>>717733079
The fuck is the yellow dog? I can't find any information on it

>>717751059
its inspector gadget dude thats brain.

>>717751059
thats the dog from Inspector Gadget

hello FURRIENDS

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>>717750880
i'm not always a depressed wretch, but today I am and i'm quite drunk too.

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>>717750599
Twice as well- Once as but a babe, second by choice under my favorite pastor in a small town in Michigan off '66.

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>>717751001
And a fine hello to you.
>>717751204
Alcohol is a depressant, you know.

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>>717751520
I sure do, I study chemistry after all

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>>717751198

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>>717751742
Chemistry is for fags, engineering stronk.

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>>717751895
engineer my ass

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>>717751959
I mean- Thermofluids is my purvey but I mean I could do biomed in a pinch, what do you need done?

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thank god thread finder is back.

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>>717752242
From quantum mechanics to genetics and heredity, it's a long shit, clint

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>>717752462
I try to stick to much more immediate things, internal combustion is my jam.

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>>717752783
i know
you like cars

>>717751198
sup fuccboi

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I think we can all agree cars are one of the worst inventions to be mass produced.

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>>717752920
>like

You underestimate the passion which I carry into such endeavors.

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>>717753093
I think you can agree to suck my ass :^)

>>717753093
they are polluting yah

>>717753191
yeah engines and shit, cool beans

>>717750712
eyeyeyeye

>>717750880
I will do what I can, no more, no less.

How ya been, tho?

>>717751001
heya

>>717753093
oh snap

>>717753357
Depends on how good it looks.

>>717753093
not really, could you imagine having to ride around with horses still everywhere? The most populated spots would smell of horse shit and it would be awful. Also there would be a lot of jobs that would be gone. Thus making the economy worse from almost every standpoint.