Then call them natural dicks, not uncircumcised like circumcised is the norm.
Dicks are pretty natural in general.
Tbh I haven't seen many uncircumcised in person, so.
i played a similar deck when i had magic on my tablet, it wasn't really often i played but it worked
they need a chat for at least a post-match screen or something, i always find that makes it more enjoyable for some games.
that does sound pretty cancerous, though.
to the extent of my knowledge, in a lot of places it's the norm. it's not natural, but it's more common than uncircumsized
Not when you've been jew'd against your will.
They still have a dick, no?
How many asians do you think are jew'd?
100% of the ones i've been with
Considering that many Asians are Buddhists and very few practice monotheism either...
Are they actually asian's or americans with one asian parent?
S-squish my pawpads >//w//<
This just in, if you have non-Asians in your lineage, you're not actually Asian.
they looked asian so i assumed they were asian
there's a lot of Koreans and Chinese at my college as well
how's it going?
How are you today? I slept in late and am regretting it.
I am playing Dungeons and Dragons, and making terrible, TERRIBLE rolls
You can only understand if you're actually Asian.
Ah, sounds fun. What are you playing as now?
It snowed last night so I am using it as an excuse to not do things I should.
Got called in to close tonight. Luckily, still have a few hours before that.
I am playing an evil sorcerer who looks evil and has evil mannerisms.
He is named Friendly and acts very friendly and people aren't sure if he's like a subversion or if he is as evil as he looks.
it seems to be a hassle to deal with
That's pretty great, let me know if anything interesting plays out.
Snow is a hassle, the only thing I have to do today that would require going out would be walking the dog and I don't want to so I'll use snow as an excuse.
i think staying after the place closes to finish up whatever it is you have to do (if you have to do that) is the worst part of being at work late.
>anything interesting plays out.
So far the infamous Pitou luck has held and I've missed every single attack despite having a very good attack modifier.
That is fair.
Is that waterdog eating pocky
Yep, they get drawn on pocky day occasionally.
It gets so slow at night, that I can get everything I need done before closing. At most, I just stay an extra 10-20 minutes to restock the cooler.
Yeah, I play it when I want to earn coins quick cause it's always either a fast win or a fast loss, I don't really like to play it since it's so boring.
Yeah, a chat would be nice.
It can be good, but it requires immense luck to get all the right cards.
There was no question asked.
>At least there's no such thing as circumcised taint.
>What's a Vagina?
take a raincheck for me on that one kiddo
that doesnt sound too bad.
i like faster games, maybe i should make a deck like that but with a little added spice, y'know?
i'd love a post-game chat at least, if not a chat that's just there all game
anyways i've gotta run, toodaloo friendos
why would anyone
I like to draw it out and really get to scheming. Like now I just played another with the zombie deck. The opponent tried to rush in as many creatures as they could, they got Avacyn, Blessed Spirits, Hanweir Militia Captain and 2 1/1 flying tokens on turn 6 and I had a single flying 4/5 on the field. Imagine my grin when I drew Languish from my library, it gives all creatures in the battlefield -4/-4 until end of turn so that was RIP all he had. In the subsequent turn I cast Sphinx's Tutelage and he suddenly ragequitted.
I imagine he's filling up most other's oral cavities with that dick. Tooth contact is inevitable.
I tried to play Ana yesterday. It was an experience.
Maybe he should consider finding someone who knows how to blow a guy.
hey is it normal to get drunk and then get an extremely high pulse, then black out for a couple of minutes, then wake up feeling suicidal
Not really, but I have done the same and lived.
Some guy on our team was raging at me in chat for never healing him when in truth I was always trying really hard but shooting all around him.
Not everyone can be as good as you Badj. Have pity on us.
High pulse is normal. Depends on what you mean by blacked out specifically. Just take some deep breaths, grab some water.
I know everything.
this headache isn't very relaxing
no you don't
You've mentioned your age in thread before. I merely observe.
But now I must go. Later all.
No, you do not.
I could teach people. Become a great mentor, a guru.
all the time
i died inside
Make sure to alienate everyone that likes you and make them hate you before you die from all sides.
It will make it a more fulfilling end.
My time to shine!!
Im also taking requests
Here you go: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fQFJuS4vKs0
It can be hard, I've been working at it for months with no success.
I dunno, I'd put ks right into the oven.
parafirk probably not though.
So that you can one day see all your hopes and dreams crushed.
Thanks, I appreciate it.
Holy shit, Chandra's Ignition just killed me straight up. I'm not even mad, it was a close match.
So long as you don't actually do that, I'm ok.
he's so hoooooooo
sleeping usually helps, I recommend you go do that
YOU DONT TELL ME WHAT TO DO
that's what he said
You're really not thinking straight, you know that? Life in itself isn't misery, that's just your current feelings and thoughts about it because of prevailing circumstances. I personally urge you to not be irrational, but I really have nothing for you but words, and words are wind, or in this case, bytes.
Typing in caps is an indication of non-calmness.
oh what would you know, you're a cat
where do you go when nowhere feels like home
WHAT ARE YOU DOING
hyperactive dismissal of everything around you
Now look at this net that I just found.
>"Your current poor circumstances are not guaranteed or even likely to be your future circumstances."
Well no fucking shit.
There is no future for The Sorrows as they exist now.
On the path to inebriation, no immediate goals, 'bout half a pack of cigarettes, all systems nominal- I'm doing alright. You still bumming hard as Nibi?
I'm already pretty inebriated, but there's not really a point to compare me to Nibi. I don't always come here in a severely depressed mood and then get very drunk and act silly.
Sometimes people need a reminder, you should have learned by now to pay attention, mate.
Most of the time I come here randomly to talk to faggots, so that's not exactly true, I'm not always pulling off some jewish "shtick"
Limited scope on my part it'd seem then, sure appeared so from my casually watchful eye.
Reminder, maybe. But after so many reminders it'll beg the question if the fella really wants to change their circumstances as much as you hope they do- 'Lest there be ulterior motive. But that's cynicism talking.
ever seen snake handling?
hello you worn and tired faces
i'm not always a depressed wretch, but today I am and i'm quite drunk too.
Twice as well- Once as but a babe, second by choice under my favorite pastor in a small town in Michigan off '66.
And a fine hello to you.
Alcohol is a depressant, you know.
Chemistry is for fags, engineering stronk.
I mean- Thermofluids is my purvey but I mean I could do biomed in a pinch, what do you need done?
From quantum mechanics to genetics and heredity, it's a long shit, clint
I try to stick to much more immediate things, internal combustion is my jam.
I think we can all agree cars are one of the worst inventions to be mass produced.
You underestimate the passion which I carry into such endeavors.
I think you can agree to suck my ass :^)
not really, could you imagine having to ride around with horses still everywhere? The most populated spots would smell of horse shit and it would be awful. Also there would be a lot of jobs that would be gone. Thus making the economy worse from almost every standpoint.