Food cringe thread, now

>>717723576
i dunno, i'd eat it. Cucumber looks fresh

>>717723576
Doesn't look so cringeworthy to me

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>>717723576 you fucking americans and your disgusting food

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Could be worse. My ex never lifted a finger around the house so this would be warmly welcomed imo.

>>717724023
shitty sushi / 10

>>717723576
im going to try this combination now, thanks for suggestion OP

>>717724023
>Beans on toast
>American

You sweet prince.

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>>717724180

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>>717724390
yum

>>717724693
Fucking weeaboo scum.

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>>717723782
What about this one?

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..

>>717723576
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uE6iO5vuWcQ&feature=youtu.be

>>717724781
that's a bunny

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Fresh log...

>>717724023
Yummy parasites.

>>717724901
fucking duck you retard

>>717725031
But it's a bunny

>>717724741
dear god

why is this even a fucking thing and why do these types of people get privileges to even walk the fucking streets

>>717724928
Who is this faggot?

>>717724390
That shrimp is not even practicle how the fuck do you eat a roll with the shell still on?

>>717724928
I've been gone for a week who is this, what did I miss? He looks like he sucks a good dick.

>>717725231
I don't know, Anon. I'm in to send them all to Guantanamo, to teach them how life works.

>>717724741
Some one needs to commit suicide real fast, give natural selection a helping hand.

>>717725738
Maybe if we pray hard enough to Kim God, he will nuke all the feminists out of USA

>>717725602
this is why americans need their own genocide
fucking fattes

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Things like this. Raw meat, is disgusting!

>>717724928

You know deep deep inside you want to gargle with his diluted, vodka-mixed shit. You can feel that sedimentary, fragmenting mass clumping down your throat. You gag but want to absorb the atoms of his poo particles.

Drunk from the vodka too you suckle his asshole like it's a pussy and start drawing out every last leathery strand of turd spaghetti, slorping that blackened mess down until your stomach is roaring with displeasure. Knowing you must hold your own re-shat shit in as long as possible to absorb as many of his atoms as you can, you refuse to shit for three days until you begin crapping out a hideous, rotting blob of intestinal sloppage that hurdles out, slicked with a layer of mucus.

Someone post the pig disgusting hard boiled eggs and mac and cheese.

>>717726052
Shit like that pisses me off.

I like my meat rare, not still alive and trying to escape.

>>717726248
Why do you eat your meat raw? That will get you salmonella or ecoli or somehting loike that, fucking autist

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>>717724023
Leek, potato mash and herring.

>>717725872
Well I'm in. What's the plan?

>>717726052
So what, you like to cook your steak until its a giant slab of charcoal and then dump a bunch of A1 all over it?

Tell us more about how mommy taught you how to lick her meatloaf-flaps when you were 16.

>>717726368
Maybe go back and read it again. Or learn the definition of 'rare' as opposed to 'blue' or 'uncooked'.

Unless you're one of those faggots that cremates your steak. If you are, just fuck off.

>>717726425
Goulag is required

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>>717726052
>>717726248
>>717726368
i cant tell if you tendie-loving faggots are baiting or legit.

>>717726368
Haha...look at this fucking retard. Know your meats.

>>717726532
Yes that is what I like, and yes at least I have licked pussy. And my mother loves me dearly, why bring her in to this? Awe you a cwy baby widout a mommy? Gonna do cwy in the cownew fow youw mommy who nevew loved you? Go eat your raw meat and die from it. Bitch...

>>717726667
Never underestimate the stupidity and usability of Americans when it comes to food. Their most famous dish is literally one piece of bread and a sausage

>>717726406
When you see it you'll shit bricks

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>>717724741
fuck nah

>>717726717
>Awe you a cwy baby widout a mommy? Gonna do cwy in the cownew fow youw mommy who nevew loved you? Go eat your raw meat and die from it. Bitch...
this part turned you into incredibly massive piece of cringey shit. FOAD!

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>>717724741

If you cook blood it turns dark brown.

You're now aware that this and the majority of "feminism" posts are merely someone expressing a fetish, and nothing more.

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>>717726717
You clearly have some issues

>>717726052
Obvious bait

>>717727270
>the majority of "feminism" posts are merely someone expressing a fetish
K, how do I make my urethral probing fetish look like a feminism outbreak?

>>717726248
>>717726532
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>>717727245
Fucking Eurofags, know nothing about real food... fucking autists, go die from salmonella.

>>717724741
...... this has to be fake as fuck

>>717724741
why?

>>717727436
Obvious eurofag, kys

>>717726717
i really hope youre not serious..
>>717726825
im an amerifag as well, but ye, like, depending on the quality of the meat, higher quality i eat it blue, most stuff i eat rare, but ye.. im assuming its just because theyre fucking children and have never had a GOOD steak.

>>717727435
You clearly have autism

>>717727270
How do you know? Did you try one of these menstrual blood recipes?

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>>717726425

>>717727594
Your not American, if you are I bet your from Faglifornia or Fag york

>>717727510
im american.. go to a big boy steakhouse or an actual butcher to get a real steak. step up your game, kiddo.

>>717727475

You talk like a fag, and your shit's all retarded.

>>717727631

>Blood turns brown
>How do you know?

I'm older than 12

>>717727761
Fuck off you autist faggot, go cry in the corner

>>717727605
Doesn't everyone on this board?

>>717726425
This looks hardy and filling. 10/10 would eat.

>>717724023
Japanese don't eat sushi every day

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rate my kasha

>>717727797
So at age 13 is it customary for humans to cook and eat their own blood?

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>>717725149
Newfag detected.

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Sup

>>717726114
did anybody save the videos (or the links to the videos) of him and his brother going at it?

>>717727911
>rate my kasha
I would cum into your kasha/10

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>>717724741

>>717724741

I don't care how much of a feminazi asshole you are. No fucking person in their right mind would cook with vagoo blood. I smell bs.

>>717727911
Сосисоны порублены слишком мелко.

>>717727969

Your logic is worse than that Brandon kid

>>717724741

Why can't my eyes unsee this ?

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>>717728000

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>>717724741

>>717728140
>the tiny fucking Andes mint

I almost missed it.

>>717727911
>>717728070
Buckwheat and sausage
You can't get it wrong.

>>717727911
I don't know what kasha is but unless it's something disgusting then it looks kinda good.

>>717727911
I'd definitely eat it

>>717723576
>British shit

Only britbongs put beans on inferior white bread... its a weird analogy of whats happening in yurop. The fuck are cucumbers doing on there?

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>>717728000
>dat bite pattern

>>717728267
wouldyou eat it afterwards?

>>717724390
what are this red balls called?

>>717724741
fake and gay

>>717728757
You mean caviare?

>>717728757
jelly beans

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>>717728643
Eat it after what???

>>717728289

cory in da haus

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>>717728980
you know

>>717726717
Why the fuck are you speaking Welsh? "cwy in cownew fow youw..."
And also, no one gives a shit that you have licked pussy or that your mom loves you.

>>717728980
after me CUMMING into your fucking kasha you retard!

>>717728861
ahh,i thought caviare was only black,thanks bro

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That'll be 15.89

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>>717729180
No, why would I do that. That would be gay.
Wait... Are you... Are you gay?

>>717728000
>Trips

Also this pic really triggered me.

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Anyone got the full pic of this? I capped for the response.

>>717729299
>That'll be 15.89
Nah, that'll be diarrhoea.

>>717728000
MODS
O
D
S

>>717726406
Is it a duck, or is it a rabbit?

>>717728140
those dishes are terrible
0/10
would not eat off of

>>717726425
>)))

>>717729371
no nonetheless choice of your reaction pic is amusing and I still desire to cum into your kasha

>>717729610
It's a dog

>>717729731
Yes and your point is?

>>717728153
and you think a demisexual panqueer quasikin is in their right mind?

>>717728757
nerve gas

>>717729804
that was my kasha, not him

>>717730000
QUADS
WITNESSED

>>717729947
It looks like a shark breath holes.

>>717727911
what are the ingredients?

>>717726667
I am totally stealing that gif

>>717730117
>breath holes
They're called gills.

>>717730095
so, would you?

>>717723576
that looks like a good meal yo.

>>717730217
ok murrica

>>717730217
savage

>>717726052
Holy fuck, that's rare you dip, not raw. You don't know jack shit about cooking meat, and you don't deserve to touch a steak.

>>717729227
It is, caviar only comes from sturgeon. Those are salmon eggs.

>>717728757
They're either bobas or caviar

>>717729227
the cheap kind is red, this stuff is ikura

i like masago better

>>717728757
Salmon Roe, similar to Caviar and Masago

>>717727820
Why are you so aggressive man, try having a civilized adult conversation for once.

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>>717730232

>>717729227
it's also known as roe
Google Image search it. Caviar comes back black, roe comes back red.

>>717727631
Ever heard of black pudding?

>>717728140
Desperation/10

>>717726425
:O)

>>717730904
Is the English way.

>>717727631
Blood with onion is quite good. Made like scrambled eggs

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>>717730000
checked

>>717727510
>the reaction when you ate burned up charcoal meat your whole life

Stop talking about salomnella like you know shit, you just sound stupid or like bait.

>>717726368
you only get ecoli from minced meat.. and salmonella from chicken usually. normal steaks are fine

>>717729299
What in the fuck is this abomination!?
Fucking 5 spices, 5 relishes, cheese, more cheese, corn? Doritos on ramen? This just pisses me off.

>>717730950
the funniest part is that thats a pretty healthy meal in theory

>>717730866
s-sauce?

>>717723576
""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""cook""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""

>>717731662
what would you put into your mouth? sloppy bbc or maybe this atrocious meal?

>>717731500
This looks like it could be fucking amazing.

>>717731811
I'd rather have the meal. Ketchup isn't bad if the meat is that overcooked, and I'm almost curious to find out what it tastes like on bananas.

>>717731500
Sooo a deep dish pizza?

>>717724741
The waffle pic looks like rape

>>717731662
as long as theory want's you having a shitload of sugar.

>>717731951
Yeah, I should have said that it was intended as mental floss after some of the earlier...offerings...

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>>717730866
Is that what I think it is?

>>717724781
Kek

>>717732104
>a shitload of sugar.
???

>>717732079
No. not deep dish at all.

>>717731736
jack daniel's smokey barbecue might go well with that

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hello

>>717726052
Kek. You caught a lot of fags with this bait anon

>>717732079
t. never had a deep dish pizza

>>717726052
I eat my meat raw.

>>717732155
Ketchup has a lot of sugar, and bananas have a good amount as well. That's easily over 35 grams of sugar on that plate right there. It's only really "healthy" to have about 25 grams of sugar each day.

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>>717732392

>>717732330
I do that

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bone ape tit :D

>>717729610
U blind or something

>>717731420
And lime.

>>717732537
Bone app the teeth :)

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>>717732501

>>717732142
Ah, gotcha.

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>>717729299
She missed the last step where you throw that in the fucking trash.

Seriously that shit is more sauce then food.

And the way she cuts the fucking Doritos bag open and uses tongs... like who the fuck is she kidding.

>>717727969
literally kill yourself

>>717724023

found the weaboo faggot

>>717726425
Herring is delicious if done right

>>717732493
Bananas have natural sugar, which isn't as unhealthy. The ketchup I'll give you. Still much healthier than 90% of the shit in this thread.

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>>717732669

>>717726406
When you eat'em you'll shit bricks

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>>717732798

>>717732652
yum

>>717727868
They also eat cats.

>>717731500
holy shit nigger i'm in

>>717732104
> unhealthy ketchup
> unhealthy meat

u wut m8

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>>717732918

>>717728757
Nigger Testicles

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>>717732527
I hope this is trolling.

>>717732927
Japanese don't eat cats, Koreans and Chinese do

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>>717724023
>you fucking americans
>beans on toast
>americans

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>>717733017

>>717732888
why are twitter/facebook faggots coming to /b/

>>717730982
i get the reference, ty for the kek

>>717732669
yes

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>>717733094
to get being gay lessons from you

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>>717733091

>>717732527
but why?

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>>717733219

>>717724781
that's a rabbit, retard

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>>717726052

>>717730750
>Caviar comes back black, roe comes back red
except caviar is roe you batty. roe specifically from a sturgeon

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>>717733548

>>717733548
I tried this shit 3 times, and it never works. I'm guessing you have not ever actually tried to do it.

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>>717733627

>>717729299
I don't know what tha fuck is that, but I'm pretty sure that shit is Mexican made.

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>>717733504

>>717727861
>hardy

>>717725391
you grab the head, pinch off the tail and kinda suck it out. It's really good.

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>>717733739

>>717733695
>I'm guessing you have not ever actually tried to do it.

Once. It...sort of worked...

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>>717733880
but w8 i haz moar

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>>717726425
>elitist fish

>>717729299
>american food
disgusting

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>>717733504
Placenta is full of nutrients. In ancient times they fed it to the mother after birth to help her recover strength.
http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-27307476

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>>717733219
stolen straight from facebook which im sure was stolen from elsewhere

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>>717733291
no...no....brother...i hath thou forsaken over the oats brother...please...forgive me...in the faceless void...when i meet you again...

>>717733698
Cringe: The Post

>>717725303
fag singer from a fag rawr xD band called "Black Veil Brides"

>>717733548
If you don't scale this shit up you're a fucking moron. Who the fuck bakes in a cup. It's also faster to just bake a larger cake because its easier to mix and you don't have to get the ingredients completely accurate

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>>717732151
You must be very new here

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>>717734056
and this is how they have perfected the recepie over time

>>717734205
on /b/, from facebook, which was from 9gag, which was from pikabu.ru

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>>717733698

>>717734247
plus you end up with actual cake as a result. instead of having to replace your microwave, and being the laughing stock of your family

>>717731662
You don't know shit about healthy diet you fat fuck

>>717734442
chill out

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>>717734531
thanks

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>>717723576
This is from latinoamerica

>>717734205
Still looks tasty...

>>717732735
>the way she cuts the fucking Doritos bag open and uses tongs... like who the fuck is she kidding.
this is what got me. dump that shit on the plate, you're not gonna fool anyone into thinking this is gourmet food because you placed the doritos daintily.

>>717732392
That actually looks pretty good..

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>>717734511

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>>717724741
duuuuuuuuuuuude

>>717734442
Heard about a freezer? Heard about eating things in moderation throughout the week? What about cooking for more people than JUST yourself.
If you actually think I implied eating a whole cake in a sitting you're an idiot.

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>>717734948

>>717727911
syka kasha ist bad comrad no syka eat blyat

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>>717733114
Oldfag lurkers gotta post occasionally.

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>>717735453

>>717734994
holy fuck i have to try this