>>717723576 you fucking americans and your disgusting food
Could be worse. My ex never lifted a finger around the house so this would be warmly welcomed imo.
You know deep deep inside you want to gargle with his diluted, vodka-mixed shit. You can feel that sedimentary, fragmenting mass clumping down your throat. You gag but want to absorb the atoms of his poo particles.
Drunk from the vodka too you suckle his asshole like it's a pussy and start drawing out every last leathery strand of turd spaghetti, slorping that blackened mess down until your stomach is roaring with displeasure. Knowing you must hold your own re-shat shit in as long as possible to absorb as many of his atoms as you can, you refuse to shit for three days until you begin crapping out a hideous, rotting blob of intestinal sloppage that hurdles out, slicked with a layer of mucus.
So what, you like to cook your steak until its a giant slab of charcoal and then dump a bunch of A1 all over it?
Tell us more about how mommy taught you how to lick her meatloaf-flaps when you were 16.
Maybe go back and read it again. Or learn the definition of 'rare' as opposed to 'blue' or 'uncooked'.
Unless you're one of those faggots that cremates your steak. If you are, just fuck off.
i cant tell if you tendie-loving faggots are baiting or legit.
Yes that is what I like, and yes at least I have licked pussy. And my mother loves me dearly, why bring her in to this? Awe you a cwy baby widout a mommy? Gonna do cwy in the cownew fow youw mommy who nevew loved you? Go eat your raw meat and die from it. Bitch...
>Awe you a cwy baby widout a mommy? Gonna do cwy in the cownew fow youw mommy who nevew loved you? Go eat your raw meat and die from it. Bitch...
this part turned you into incredibly massive piece of cringey shit. FOAD!
If you cook blood it turns dark brown.
You're now aware that this and the majority of "feminism" posts are merely someone expressing a fetish, and nothing more.
i really hope youre not serious..
im an amerifag as well, but ye, like, depending on the quality of the meat, higher quality i eat it blue, most stuff i eat rare, but ye.. im assuming its just because theyre fucking children and have never had a GOOD steak.
No, why would I do that. That would be gay.
Wait... Are you... Are you gay?
Anyone got the full pic of this? I capped for the response.
Ketchup has a lot of sugar, and bananas have a good amount as well. That's easily over 35 grams of sugar on that plate right there. It's only really "healthy" to have about 25 grams of sugar each day.
She missed the last step where you throw that in the fucking trash.
Seriously that shit is more sauce then food.
And the way she cuts the fucking Doritos bag open and uses tongs... like who the fuck is she kidding.
I hope this is trolling.
>you fucking americans
>beans on toast
to get being gay lessons from you
Placenta is full of nutrients. In ancient times they fed it to the mother after birth to help her recover strength.
no...no....brother...i hath thou forsaken over the oats brother...please...forgive me...in the faceless void...when i meet you again...
If you don't scale this shit up you're a fucking moron. Who the fuck bakes in a cup. It's also faster to just bake a larger cake because its easier to mix and you don't have to get the ingredients completely accurate
and this is how they have perfected the recepie over time
>the way she cuts the fucking Doritos bag open and uses tongs... like who the fuck is she kidding.
this is what got me. dump that shit on the plate, you're not gonna fool anyone into thinking this is gourmet food because you placed the doritos daintily.
Heard about a freezer? Heard about eating things in moderation throughout the week? What about cooking for more people than JUST yourself.
If you actually think I implied eating a whole cake in a sitting you're an idiot.