Ability to be irresistible to every girl on Earth, but only if a girl is 2 seconds from dying.
quick sign this legal document giving me all your stuff
just scam rich old ladies on thier death bed by siting next to them and saying that every two seconds
not completely useless
This one, not only is it particularly useless, but almost everyone seems to have it!
how to interpret:
>every single girl on earth no matter age is attracted to you physically if there is any girl anywhere 2secs from dying
>every girl is attracted to you all the time
it's OverPowered superpower
10/10 bait though
Useless super power:
>can hear fish fart in water while on land
ITT: we think up useless superpowers.
ability to fly but cannot slow down
if you try your power shuts off till you're on the ground again
maybe not totally useless but it'd make landings a bitch
Ability to breath underwater, randomly, for a random period of time.
Super hearing, but only when there is no sound.
20/20 vision in absolute darkness.
Ability to induce self-cryogenesis (that's all though. You're a popsicle and probably dead from freezing).
x ray vision that only works around ham planets.
the ability to read minds of the mentally retarded.
the ability to teleport, but you always end up on the business end of a dick in a gloryhole.
super-hearing that only amplifies the sounds of elderly people humping.
just go forward at ground level, always able to stop and dont worry about falls (maybe some bad fall downs and road rash) but after some training you could get really good and fast
Ability to see through anyone's clothes but only if you're naked.
Ability to spawn as much money as you want but only if you're already the richest man alive.
You don't need to eat ever to live a healthy life but are hungry af all the time.
Ability to produce alcohol and other substances inside your body from nothing but only when you're already high af on it anyway.
Ability to persuade every living person to kick you in the nuts by just looking into their eyes.
Ability to spawn humans, but only fat and lethal sick ones.
I have the superpower to unclog any toilet using only my mouth
real useless superpower here, can be able to rise body temperature by self will, but it's very hard to lower it again later
used it 4 not to go to class sometimes
Ability to see through walls, but only if walls are made from glass
Ability to teleport myself but only 2 inches from initial position every 200 million years
Ability to turn niggers into dogs, but only after they're dead.
Ability to see winning lottery numbers but only after they've been pulled.
Ability to turn every "pics you shouldn't share" threads into "FB sluts threads", but only one post before reply limit.
Ability to know who's calling me on the phone but only when my mom calls.
I can solve any meme math puzzle, like this one with is 70
>walking down the street
>out of no where
>this 10/10 hot blonde gives me this look
>this look of pure lust
>then it hits me
>jump and tackle the QT 3.14 blonde
>a car comes crashing through right where she was standing
>she looks at me and thanks me for saving her life
>end up dating the 10/10 blonde
>MFW best superpower ever
still time travel though
just keep moving at consistent attoseconds
the rate at which you can move through time and the distance you can cover with each jump would be separate factors
become invisible at will, but always have an outline around you
Ability to turn every oldfag into newfag.
Ability to make m00t owner of 4chan
Ability to make Hillary president of the USA
Ability to save any nigger from being shot by the police
Ability to drink water through my ass hole and eat through my dick
The ability to find a use for a useless superpower, but only if said superpower isn't actually useless.
>Ability to persuade every living person to kick you in the nuts by just looking into their eyes.
Although painful could be useful. Want some one at work fired, take a kick in the nuts in the middle of a meeting. Get out of a speeding ticket when another random motorist pulls over to kick you in the nuts. Several managers at the local Walmart make eye contact and suddenly walk over to kick you in the nuts, that should score a decent settlement.
there is a fault in your logic.
They never specified how long it takes for you to jump back that attosecond. so we can assume it is instantaneous for the user and they just have a very minutia control of it.
There is no fault, you just dont understand.
You have the power to travel forward or backward in time, but only an attosecond into the past or future.
Anyone watching you travel back or forth wont even perceive it, as an attosecond is almost unmeasurable.
Without any specific explanations, this is a very good superpower, you can threat people with a gun, it will be a constant threat but system should consider it as a threat every two seconds.
So you can threat any girl to give you her wallet and she will be happy to do so.
what is considered taking a shit? If the exact moment when shit leaves your body it can still e used for east thefts. It takes from one to ten seconds for me to drop larva, at this point i can just walk-by steal any stuff from people without ever being caught.
It will smell like shit tho.
Couldn't you just do that with a dead chick anyway?
ITT: People taking imagibary shit too seriously.
Also, for those having trouble understanding an attosecond
First one is still good, i can be naked at my apts and proudly fap on old grans at the street.
Second: endless availability of any matter is not useless. It can be used for greater good. Those prints still will be fake beacuse they lack the bank prints, but you can practicly use cash blocks as bricks. We can build houses for everyone, not to mention that "money" is a broad thing, those might be coins, which are meta. Endless metal is fine.
Third one is fucking OP, if you consider how brain operates. At some point you will forget how it was without constant hunger feeling so it will become norm, not to mention that some people are so poor that they are feeling this every day.
Fourth: i drink my beer and start peenig any liquid i want? Seems legit to me.
Fifth: so i can taunt anyone by looking at their eyes? I can work as a cop, wear balls protection and pretty much disarm anyone because they will not be able to resist the urge. Or vise versa - taunt people to follow you and kidnap them.
And the last one.. what is lethal? Are they braindead? If those are braindead bodies i can harvest blood. I can also harvest hair or skin tissures for cosmetic syrgery.