Poorly describe vidya. >start game >die

>ayys
>crash spaceship
>presents

>Beaner gets bodysnatched by nanomachines
>trick ayys into thinking you are king ayy
>shoot ayy ship with orbital defense satellite
>transform into a nigger

>travel to planet
>genocide entire planet
>save one ayy because tiny and kyoot
>foreshadowtron intensifies

>>717658437
Dark souls

>enter server
>get instantly killed by a ten year old screaming in his mic by a thrown prop
>turn into an invincible melon and kill him
>get banned

>be nigger
>get aids
>grow tentacles
>eat people

>>717659003
>thrown prop
>turning into melons of all things
you perfectly described Garry's Mod,the thread is about doing the opposite nigga

>>717659003
Tf2

Also, yes. You win.

>>717658965
Metroid II

>>717659254
Yup

>>717658437
Minesweeper

>travel
>travel
>die from scorpion cave

>>717659190
Hurr hurr dark souls so hard n complicated

>edgelord meets reincarnated version of his hyper edgelord brother
>spend entire game trying to find out who is more of an edgelord
>nobody gets to fuck the girl
>takes place in insane religion universe

>Ryder NIGGA

>>717659105
Prototype 2

>>717659666
That 50 cent video game

>>717659698
Yup

>be in chinkland
>kill gooks for money
>switch sides to highest bidding gook
>c4
Hint:it's an older game

>die
>die
>die
>ghost

Enter game
Turn on headset
>Russian national anthem plays
>schas po ebalu poluchish, suka, blyad!
>cyka!
Terorrism and memes

>arrive at mansion
>nobody's home
>find book and open it
>somehow in rainforest
>try to solve a puzzle and miserably fail
>quit playing because it's the second most boring game on earth
>never figure out the plot, even after reading the wiki.

>>717658437
>supposed to be a hero or something
>have hard time leveling up
>travel to locations where you may gain exp
>die instead
>travel to different location
>die there too because food costs too much
>try again a

>>717660176
Cs go

>*click*
>0.6 seconds
>*2x click*
>0.6 seconds
>*2x click*
Until you log off.

>>717660526
Starcraft

>>717659819
Dead to rights

>>717660588
No

>>717660365
Jamunji?

>>717660526
Runescape

start game
Ramirez do everything!

>>717660779
Yes

>dance around like a stripper
>save a little girl
>realize that it is time travel you
>return girl to her time
>consequence free time loop
>your sister is a cunt

>>717660698
Kek not that anon, but that was what i was thinking too

>sand
>bang bang bang
>more sand
>kill civilians
>slightly less sand

>are you the pizza guy?
>roller blades
>fuck cops

>>717660911
>>717660698
No. Lol.

Old game.

>Wind's howling
>You'll choke to death on 3 pounds of steel
>Pam pa ram, pam pam

>>717660956
Spec ops the line

>>717660991
Jsrf

>>717658437
Red Alert 2 DRM

>>717661041
Das it mang

>>717660526
league

>>717660819
Every call of duty's story campaign

>>717661087
ding, fucking classic game

>>717659434
Fallout 1

>>717659555
what is your problem faggot?

>QT3.14 Loli
>The cure
>Lol die nigger
>Drugged Loli
>????
>Profit

>>717659606
dmc: devil may cry

>>717661255
not him but dark souls is not really that complicated tbh

>>717660365
Is it that one game where you have to fog up the bathroom mirror and get numbers, and theres weird symbols everywhere

>have skateboard
>Ollie at things
>Lester is a faggot
>or, fuck that shit and shred your backyard half pipe until the neighbor girl shows you her tits

>space
>repetitive missions
>grinding
>cosmetics

>>717661289
Tlou

> be nigger
> steal bike
> train

>on train
>aliems
>fight the big aliem
>congration u won
>or did u

>have wet dream
>wake up and go to the mall
>demons attack
>nukes
>religious race war

>>717659819
Mercenaries?

>>717661420
Warframe

>>717661420
No Man's Sky

>>717661420
Eve

>>717661420
no mans sky

>>717661441
Gta Sa

>>717661441
Gta sa

>>717661420
Destiny

>>717661420
Warframe

>>717661485
Nocturne?

>>717661494
You got it

>finally of age
>leave house to collect tree jizz once a year
>need 3 samples of tree jizz to make my giant air purifier work
>talking balloon carries the jizz for me while i kill shit
>midgets rule(d) the world

>>717660365
Azada?

>>717661420
No man's lie

Wait.
Spawn.
Wait.
It's raining.
Run.
Get wet.
Die from hypothermia.

>blocks
>Custom character
>MEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWW
>Multiple episodes
>Explode upon death

>your people discover their ancestors were exiled from their planet
>new planet gets raped
>destroy an empire with an incomplete ship
>return to your ancestors planet
>find out they were exiled for being dicks

>>717659819
Mercenaries

>>717658570
Alien hominid

>>717661651
Generic survival game

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>Podracing
>Before Podracing was a thing

>>717661758
i dont know this game

>start new game
>make a few friends
>get betrayed
>fuck you greenies
>fuck you shorties
>fuck you woodies
>fuck you beasties
>confederates everywhere
>get steamrolled every time

>put parts together
>blow up
>try again
>blow up further from where you started

>fast motorcycles
>powerups
>amazing soundtrack

>Zombies
>Everybody else's head is so far up their asses there might as well not be zombies
>There's a loli

>wake up
>escape
>rescue a cunt
>fly around and shit
>youre the bad guy
>kill the other bad guy

>lose a fight
>get raped
>get killed
>get bitched at
>rinse & repeat

>bust your ass for the team
>nobody saves you when you get rekt
>97% rating on steam

>>717661609
Close. SMT I.

>>717661921
Twd

>>717661921
twd

>shoot shit guns
>die

>>717661936
Prototype

>>717661936
Star Wars The Old Republic

>>717661937
That's just life.

>Kiss me, Pac

>>717658437
Any of the dark souls series

>>717659606
Sonic

>>717662127
John Madden Football '92

>log in
>realize the game is even worse then the last time you came back
>log out

>>717661755
Well, the one I was looking for was DayZ:SA, and that's as generic as it gets. I'll give you that one.

Let's step it up a bit.
> be qt robot
> land on planet
> kidnapping
> throw shit around
> fight fats mcgee and his retard three

>>717662124
winner

>>717662127
Battlefield 4

>>717658437
What is Silent Hill 3

>Explore colorful world with animal companion
>Quest to stop evil duo
>Turn into edge lord after getting Guantanamo'd in second game

>>717662177
League of Legends

>>717662177
Any free to play game

>>717661472
Half life

>>717662177
all mobas and mmos

>>717662177
World of WoW

>enter house
>motherfucking rabbit watching TV
>Runs off
>get back here you big nigger
>fucking beanstalk growing out of the god damn road
>You're never gonna find that damn rabbit again
>I hope you know how to play chess and navigate a maze

>>717662209
Fucking correct m8

>Go to Africa
>Get Malaria
>Kill niggers with a machete
>Pass out
>FUCKING MALARIA

>your ship sucks
>upgrades
>upgrades
>upgrades
>upgrades
>upgrades
>your ship is good
>sike
>get obliterated

>>717658798
crysis

>>717662387
FTL

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>>717662033
>>717662041
Correctmind

>Hack'n slash
>Power armour
>Whiny bitch sargent backstabs you for not being by-the-book

>>717661899
Kerbal space program

>>717662458
yes

>>717662387
ftl

>give up white collar job
>move to small town
>spend rest of days doing blue collar labor
>desperately seeking grandpa's approval so I get free shit

>>717662384
Farcry ... 2? I think it was 2.

>>717661866
call of juarez:bad blood?

>>717661906
Hint, the last version of this game came out on ps2

>>717658437
My time to shine
>Kill or be killed
>Meet parry king
>Kill parry king
>Kill dudes
>Win
>I thought I was gonna see some pussy

>>717662559
Stardew.

>>717662559
Sounds like something out of the Harvest Moon franchise.

>>717658437
>Start game
>Get eaten by whale
>Get regurgitated in the middle of ass-fuck nowhere

>>717662366
this is the right answer, but most other are true as well.

>>717662644
Yes. And I spent money on that.

>>717661906
>>717662591
Extreme G?

>>717662474
Spess mareehn

>androids
>pantsu
>can't see shit lol

>>717659105
Resident Evil 5

>>717662744
I love stardew nigger

>blue nigger
>fall down from prequel's end
>give people cocaine for hypercubes
>7 day maximum prison sentence

>autistic people think splitting body from soul is a good idea
>souls go crazy
>one of the bodys kills his soul in the end

>>717662304
u got it

>>717662623
Shora... Shama... shamalays. shamilodon...
That one where your armor is your health meter, and you can't 'really' die.

>pickle
>whale
>jerusalem

>>717662763
Wow, didn't expect anyone to get it

>>717662892
Wut

>>717661255
Oh nooo my shitty meme was challenged! Better freak out!

4 magical dudebros in a car

>>717662889
Nah
Dude I said parry king

>>717661807
Wipeout?

>>717662892
supreme godmode

>>717662716
That one LoZ game. Link to the past I think.

>>717662744
Me too, and I'd spend money on it again, nigger.

>jetpack
>gun
>dying franchise

>>717662474
Vanquish

>>717662937
Didn't know it was on PS2, only know it from Nintendo 64.
Enjoyed it as a kid and recognised the set up immediately

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>>717662836
I bet you do.

>>717663023
CoD

>>717663023
Grand Theft Auto

>>717663023
jetpack joyride

>>717662951
What is love, baby don't hurt me- wait, 4? fuck.

FF XV then.

>>717662384
farcry 2

>Tenacious D: The Game

>>717663093
Good

>>717662574
Nope

>>717661866
Hints:
>The winds never favour you
>The populace always hate you
>Your upkeep always bankrupts you

>>717662572
Yep

>>717662765
correct I mean
Ahr ehnemeez dye

>>717662987
Earlier, but I'll give it a pass

>Crash land on planet
>Turned into cyborg
>Beat Mother Brain to death

>>717663023
Halo

>>717661936
bioshock infinite

>Dragon
>Dragonfly companion

>furry
>midget
>shadow creatures

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>Collect weird ass floating artifacts
>Give said weird ass floating artifacts to deep voiced blowjob statue
>Get powers
>Mercilessly slaughter innocent civilians with said powers

>>717663112
Yep

>be in future
>racing in hovercars
>everybody looks like a faggot
>Can boost

>game starts
>explosion
>do shit
>explosion
>kill you from the future
>more explosions in the sequel

>Snakes are fucking annoying
>Spiders are fucking annoying
>Bats are REALLY fucking annoying
>End up dying from spikes on floor

>>717663295
no but very relatable guess

>>717663049
No sargent in Vanquish and nobody backstabs you (directly)

>>717662474
sauce for the pic?

>>717662873
NieR

>gday mate
>boomerangs
>fuck lizards

>>717663388
Australia?

>>717663240
Ogre Battle?

>>717663488
Good job

>>717662178

What, too obscure for you faggots?

>>717663495
Australia

>>717662623
Damn I'm good at this no one is able to guess it.

>>717663495
Ty the Tasmanian Tiger

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>>717663495
Ty, The Tasmanian Devil.

>>717663495
Shitposting, the game?

>Load up game halfway through the round
>Blood coats the floor
>everything is on fire
>shit is still blowing up
>a jaunty cuban tune plays in the background
>Giant evil fish prowl the few areas with no fire
>some fucker coated part of the floor with god damn industrial strength astroglide
>A cook runs out to stab you to death with a knife so he can stuff you into a meatgrinder so he can make burgers
>You call the cops but they're too busy beating the shit out of a clown for spamming Toy Story erotic fan fiction over the intercom
>then a nuke blows up and everyone dies

>>717663367
F-zero

>>717663384
Infamous

>>717663418
Ah I haven't played it in a long time so I was just thinking of the buff military guy who you're with like half the game and have to kill him at some point for whatever reason but I forgot everything

>>717663388
Oracle of Ages/Seasons?

>>717663583
>>717663588
yeet

Lots of guns
Annoying robot
Autistic loli that likes explosions

>>717663388
Spelunky

>>717663388
Castlevania
>>717663529
lol

>>717663020
Nope

>>717663495
Ty the Tasmanian tiger. I used to have it on game cube shit ton of fun

>>717663639
Nah

I'll add it was for xbox

and everybody was foreign except this one bitch

>>717663639
Yes

>Cry
>Kill things
>Cry some more

>spawn on beach naked
>guy with clithes and guns kills you
>spawn on beach again
>get killed by bear

>>717663177
Brutal Legend

>>717662892
no one??

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>>717663627
I want to say Splatoon. Is it splatoon? I'm afraid it's splatoon.

>>717663531
Nope sorry

>>717661866
>>717663240
More hints:
>Accept my trade plz
>Give me money plz
>Let me on your land plz

>>717661685
Definately homeworld man

>>717663757
the binding of Issac

>>717662177
WoW

>>717663627
Time splitters future perfect

>>717663766
Unturned

>build base
>get fucked by a clan as soon as youre done

>>717663815
it is not

>>717659003
That's waaaaay too good of a description, ez GMod

>>717663917
Close but no cigar

>>717663909
nope

>>717663645
Actually I forgot about him until you mentioned him. His armor is REALLY reminiscent of Gundam GP-02. Like I'm surprised bandai didn't sue someone.

>>717663917
No bears in unturned, silly.

>>717663766
>>717663925
Rust?

>>717663867
Yep, my favorite game

>>717663878
Right on the mark.
>And I would have gotten away with it to, if it wasn't for the Japanese Delinquent with Plot Armor!

>>717663992
Yeet

>>717661038
The Witcher, any.

>>717663766
Day-z?

>>717663627
Roblox

>Be mute
>Compensate by having huge ears
>Simon from simon and pumba talks for me
>I turn bipolar second game
>

>generic zombie game
>hits every cliche
>good jumping

>>717662623
I cant believe nobody got mine.
It's fucking dark souls 3
Parry king? It's a meme referred to players when they are shit a parry.

>>717663992
Hey fag join rust discord. https://discord.gg/tswUw

>>717663704
Yes lol

>ooh wats this?
>fuckin ded m8
>game over
>rinse and repeat

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>>717663297
Come on guys, its an easy one

>>717663695
Borderlands 2

>>717664073
nope, all these wrong answers make me curious about those games though

>>717664093
Dying light

>>717663781
Well yeah kinda easy wasn't it

>get things
>find things on ground
>fight your things till one is passed out
>take to area to make it fight again

>>717663639
Quantum Redshift boi

>>lobby with retarded mouthbreathers
>>parachute
>>AR-15

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>>717663627
Space Station 13?

>>717664168
for me and the two other people who played it, yes

>>717664134
Bingo

>>717664190
Arma 3

>>717662178
Mischief Makers?

>>717663529
keklled

>>717664132
spyro faggot

>leave the zoo
>lions eat meat
>shuffleboard

>>717663627
Space station 13?

>giga niggas attack
>bro goes missing going after them
>vodka blyat
>bomb giga niggas
>giga niggas were actually bros
>cry

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>>717664196
winner

there was no embellishment in my description.

>>717658437
>load game
>1v1 for 20 minutes
>play with retards for another 20
>get flamed for simply existing
>blow up crystal gg ez

>>717660021
dont hate me but you wouldn't happen to be a reaper main?

>>717664256
Gj faggot

>>717664336
LoL

>>717664336
Lol

>>717664097
Thought you guys were actual gamers fuck all of you cucks

>>717664376

Answer this >>717664089

>>717664089
Jak and Daxter

>>717664097
I thought it was that artsy game where you play an angel and you have to kill some fallen angels who stole something from God. Parry King talks to Him on his cell phone, gives you tips, and can freeze time when he snaps his fingers. When you die you just mash on the x button and come back to life in another part of the game.

>>717664321
idk which one it is but it's one of the Metros

>Live in caves
>Kill monstters
>become a spartan nazi killer

>space dog fights
>board enemy ships
>kill jedi
>profit

>>717664097
Dude i was about to say it, mostly because of the pussy part kek

>>717664031
Eyes of Heaven?

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>>717662512
bingo

>>717659190
>>717659003
>>717658437
this is more applicable to Demon Souls since you die as part of the tutorial, you can beat all of Dark Souls without dying once

>>717664423
Correct

>>717664089
Jak?

>>717664499
Well atleast I know someone is not retarded

>>717664161
Got it in one

>arena fighter
>pvp only
>animu spear man is op

>>717664595
>>717664499
Nice dubs by the way
>Check em

>>717661866
Total War:Warhammer? With the hints....

>dragon steals your heart
>literally

>>717661506
Fuck u
Eve is only non shit teir mmo

>>717664595
Just fucking rape that firekeepet

>>717661866
>>717663240
>>717663818
Come on, keep guessing.
Three lots of hints.

>be teen boy
>wew time travel
>Robert friends theme song is never gonna give you up

Shooting birds
laughing dog

>>717664692
Dragon's Dogma

>hexagon strategy
>only like 8 civs
>one is like tree elves
>another are living mannequin Muslims
>dragons
>edgy magic faggots
>kebab with moving city
>bugs
>dust Knights
>plain ass normal people
>oh shit dlc
>moth people

>>717664816
Nigga, please. Cuck hunt

>>717664688
>>717664796
YES! Finally! Well done!

>>717664593
ya

>>717664816
Duck hunt

>>717664850
Wow quick

>Genetically engineered australian marsupial fights his creator who is named after a part of the human brain.
>Also gets pussy at the end

>>717661625
Aww shit niigaa
Ffcc that shit was lit 100 fam

>>717664102
Why

>Butterfly net
>Best friend gets mind controlled by niggers
>Have to catch his escaped nigger minions
>Be kid

>>717664841
endless legend

>>717664190
Still waiting, faggots

>>717664190
H1Z1 King of the kill

>>717664979
Ape escape

>>717664911
Crash Bandiboy

>>717664979
Ape escape

>>717664829
correct

>vacation time lmao
>semen everywhere
>forced to clean all of the semen
>clean semen with semen cleaner (no shit)
>fall out of the sky???
>drop shrooms and vacation af

>>717665024
>>717665025
>>top kek
Correct

>>717664979
That fucking game where you're the dude catching elves and solving math problems

>>717665091
Super mario sunshine

>>717665091
Super Mario sunshine

>join game
>get kicked for being shit
>week ban

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>>717664331
Shit, you're right.

>>717663434
Rule34hentai, you need to register to see the 3d loli, and be warned it has some malicious popups sometimes. Don't browse on your phone.

>>717663277
Hint: Genesis

>>717665021
Someone knows this game finally,
Round 2
>tiny robot
>ribbit
>myfriendisatv.mp4
>everyone sad
>clean shit
>costumes
>SPACE RANGER ON PATROL
>spider bots

>>717664172
Pokemon

>>717661009
azada

>train
>flashback
>train falls
>destroy a city
>get the puzy

>no rest for the wicked

>>717665054
Ｙｅｓ

Another one:
>Be vampire
>Get killed by papa boss
>Reborn by ancient god
>Fuck with space-time

>>717661758
You're supposed to use Greentext
>faggot

>human action without consequences
>naked people everywhere

>>717665170
The girl on the right, is that Joel's daughter from The Last of Us?

>>717665046
>>717665061

YES

>Paranormal SWAT team
>Everyone trying to kill you
>Undead psychic loli

>>717665451
Borderlands

>be a god
>puch things very hard

>>717665569
Fear?

>>717665451
Borderlands

>cute frog thing made of white lines
>rhythm game

>>717665624
Asura's wrath

>>717665569
Obviously F.E.A.R

>>717665726
Yep

>Creepy carnival
>Mall
>Creepy mall
>Impregnation

>No gameplay, pure reading

>>atmospheric
>>anons body dropped out presumed dead
>>radioactivity
>>strelok

>>717665807
Dark souls

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>>717665807
Pic related?

>>717665612
Ye nigga

>>717665647
Bingo

>>717665528
Let me give you a hint
>Be cop
>First day on the job
>Zombie outbreak
>Work with wannabe biker chick and reporter to survive
>Also there's a blond loli

>Zombies everywhere
>Only point with laser sight
>Checkpoints are ice cream trucks

>>717665807
ZORK?

>>717665879
Nah lol that was a walking sim

>>717665833
STALKER: Clear Sky

>blockmen in space
>fuck up teleport, stuck in cave
>kill jew slugs
>die to your own tnt and landslides more than the monsters

>>717658965
Ender's Game

>>717662218
Jak and Daxter

>be a lizard
>become the show
>collect remote controls

>>717666000
Omg

>>717666000
Yep, holy shit dem dubtrips btw

>Origin story
>your brother dies like a bitch
>literally just press X and square the whole game
>muh graphics

>>717666056
OMG the double-trips, or OMG he guessed right?

>>717666038
Gex I think it's called

>Sneak

>>717666155
Both, nice dubs

>>717665908
Fuck, I want to say Dead Rising but Frank is a reporter. Is it recent?

>>717666137
STALKER trilogy deserves all the dubs my friend

>>717666171
Ye boi

>>717666176
any MGS game

>>717666249
PS1 era

>stab motherfucker
>hold entire fucking conversation with him as he dies
>nobody in the huge fucking crowd notices

>omg he is the killer

>>717666250
I mean trips but it's 3 in the morning and I'm drunk so fuck my shit up

>>717666416
Cluedo

>>717666393
Assassins Creed

>>717666451
Kek nope

>>717666393
Assassin's Creed?

>>717666379
Let me make this easy

>Akuma code is a lie

>>717665908
Resi2