Any army /b/rothers out here tonight ? How's your leave going ?

Fuck the military, you're a bunch of disposable, replaceable pawns and you all know it, but you're too afraid to admit it because you think you're some humble god among men.

>>717650239
And don't even try to play the "protect your ass' right to say that shit, CIVILIAN" bullshit. You've never even set foot in another country unless you're behind six inches of steel and a 40mm gun, you're not serving me shit.

>>717650239
jeez watta jerk

>>717650375
Well, you may be serving me cheeseburgers once you get back here and realize the military doesn't give you any sort of useful skills or any real world education. But I digress.

>>717650398
Not in the Army but I'm trying to get in. Still waiting for the call from my recruiter so I can go to MEPS. How's your day been?

>>717650239
>>717650375
>>717650504
jeez man, while i partially agree with your stance, this particular soldier wasn't trying to press anything on anyone, just tryin to hang out. kinda makes you the asshole here

>>717650239
i just asked how you were doing fuckstick

>>717650504
Lel 5 years in out for one work on helicopters (army training did good) and working on my pilots license have fun with pushing carts at Walmart

>>717650985
Lel 4 years in college and I'm already working full time and have a pretty good career ahead of me. And I have actual intelligent friends instead of meathead dip gnawing machine gunners. Have fun dying from a heroin overdose like all your army buddies.

>>717650239
whoa, turned away by recruiting much?

>>717650945
also, don't blame the troops for all that, blame how the government doesn't provide resources for their reintegration to civilian life or translate military service to a functional resume.

>>717650574
nice brother. its been good. just can''t wait to get back to work. fucking bored man

>>717651181
I blame the dipshits who can't see through the bullshit propaganda. Uncle Sam needs you to be stupid enough to sign up.

>>717651237
Good to hear it, man. What is your MOS? The fact you are eager to get back to work must mean you enjoy it!

>>717651307
There's always going to be propaganda bullshit. we hate the russian...blah blah blah. But i'll tell you the hard facts. i've been to the congo in africa and we do some much good over there. it might not happen here, but it sure as fuck is happening elsewhere

>>717651573
im a canadian grunt. been in 5 years and still loving it . american grunts look miserable, but where doing great over here hahaha

>>717651573
what are you trying to get in for ?

>>717651951
Yeah, I can respect that. The US is my home, but Canada sounds like an all around good pkace.

>>717652012
Something Clerical. 42A, 27D. I've got 11X in the back of my mind, but I'm thinking long term. Can't make a career out of Combat.

Most (90% I'd say) of my army friends have 4-5 years of college and have good careers I'm the most lacking with 1 year in school, you'll eventually get shit caned from your "career" you've "started"

>>717649857
91b reporting. Out here in CA at ft Irwin. Had a great leave, first day back.
BTW fuck all these jealous haters. At least I'll have good benefits and opportunities when I get out. Does it matter how I live as long as I have a good life? Fuck no

HBL has been great, ready to head back no

>>717653284
What do you mean?

>>717653463
>>717651137

>>717650239
And this is why I have an unshakeable hatered for civilians/liberals.

>>717649857
Yo what's up that anon talking shit, he's the kind that wouldn't make it through basic, anyways.. how are you OP? Thank you for your service, ssgt in the Marines here.

>>717653758
Try to keep in mind he's part of the vocal minority. Some of us respect what you do enough to enlist ourselves.

>>717653758
Nobody cares. You're an idiot. By definition.

>>717653680
No man...

>>717649857
Probably better than those fuckers still sitting at JBLM because they either fucked it up or where the company that picked the short straws

>>717651137
>>717650239
>>717650375
Who pissed in your coffee bro?

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I just want to shoot Muslim Terrorists

Ayyy #armycoreofengineers... close enough right?

>>717654593
58th eng. reporting

>>717654646
Are you working currently?

>>717653758
You're an idiot not all civilians think like that you retard.

>>717655128
>civilian confirmed.

enjoy your hpv, jessica.

>>717653421
irwin isn't california you fucking hillbilly.

>>717653022
NIGGER

nigger nigger

shuffling papers and hiding in an office. what a fucking coon. your aspirations are shameful and your stepdad failed you.

>>717650239
damn did they not accept you because of your low intelligence or your failure of meeting the physical requirements? either way, you dont have to be an asshole about it

>>717651137
>this attitude
>friends
kek

>>717651137
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

>>717650239
how to make people hate your view on the military even if it's reasonable 101

3PPCLI reporting in. Any other canadians in here?

>>717655610
http://www.irwin.army.mil/

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>>717656463
fuck your mother

>>717656416
In where?

>>717649857
>Anonymous
I just gotta ask, how the fuck are you still on leave? I went back today, jblm, and it was cold and miserable. I did miss my shitty motorpool though.

>>717656559
go tell yours all about how you lost an argument on the internet today

>>717656921
pcms tuesday is best tuesday! do you have to ear your top hat at the pool or nah?

>>717656977
Keep pretending your desert wasteland is California, you okie piece of stool.

>>717657103
Odd way of saying all that shit. Haha. But no. Mechanics don't wear PCs in coveralls

>>717657230
Actually I'm a different guy who used google and found out where it was out of curiosity, learn how geography works and stop being 14.

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>>717657324
good good. we didn't have to wear our hats at the pool until that fucking engineer battalion got possessive and shit all over our good times. i don't remember their numbers right now but they're the f....triple fucking nipple! those cocksuckers. i hate them all.

>>717649857
4rar here. Going on another tour to Afghan next week

>>717657606
i'm actually a geography major, rebecca. get yourself a labiaplasty before you come at me with your superiority complex. you don't know 3/5 of what you think you do. running your cunt mouth and whatnot. disgusting.

>>717657677
Ah. Fuck triple nickle. Those guys nearly got us killed

>>717649857
Love it, taking full advantage of my opportunity to grow beard for the short time weve got

>>717651137
Most military jobs don't even have to do with active combat duty you fuckwit

>>717657942
fuck this you're bring ruining my buzz. no. we're done.

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>>717658085
only if you're a nigger faggot and join to play with papers and ride a desk. jive ass turkeys. we have an all volunteer army. if you volunteer to be a faggot and play with gear in the rear then you're not worthy of respect. it's not like they were drafted and have to be a cook. you know?

>>717656416
Got a CT to you boys going through right now actually

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>>717658326
>ct
cat toilet?

>>717656416
3rd battalion Vendoo regiment reporting in brother

>>717658436
component transfer. he's a reservist

>>717658925
a bi annual weekend warrior! now that's what i call commitment.

>>717649857
It was going swell until I got diarrhea. Now that I have diarrhea it's pretty unpleasant.

>>717659045
Joined in highschool and only had a reservist infantry regiment around so that's what I went with. Found I wasn't getting enough training and building as a soldier so after 4 years I put in a CT last year for 3 PPCLI.

>>717659966
sounds like poor timing. where are non special operations canuks getting sent now?

>>717660518
Poland mostly, Africa might be a thing soon.

>>717650239
Let me guess a GI fucked your girlfriend?

>>717650239
Out of fucking nowhere you attack this guy you know nothing about, apart from him being a soldier. You're truly a judgemental piece of shit, man.

>>717660880
hahaah poland? i was going to say you're just going to be cold there but you're probably already cold. africa has a lot of skeeters and vaccinations/shots, not trigger time. how are you preparing yourself for the disappointment?

I joined the army comissioned through military school. I've served two of my mandatory 5 years with a bachelors in business admin and I can honestly say that I am so glad I chose the army.

Im serving in Canada and all of my subordinates are respectful and enjoyable to be around in general and everyone is generally pretty pleasent. My work is satisfying and Ive got plenty of job opportunities once I leave, can't complain.

>>717660880
with the vendoo's, compagny C and yah. we have Canadian citizens we need to go get

>>717661265
Are you threatening me?

>>717661265
It's always the people who know the least that are the most vocal

>>717661419
st-jean or rmc in kingston ontario ?

>>717661419
If you weren't in combat your opinion about "the army" is irrelevant.

>>717661412
You kind of just get used to disappointment after being in long enough and just embrace the suck. It is what it is haha

>>717661861
retard mode is a slippery slope. be careful man.

>>717656108
>suggesting you have to be smart to be a soldier
>kek

Does battefield 1 count as me serving?

>>717662284
>serving EA

jews are jews are jews.

>>717649857
HOT CLAM JUICE

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Retired army here, collecting 70% about to go to 100, have fun assholes, the war is over thanks for joining during peace time.

>>717649857
Leave is over. Now begins some bullshit MP experiment at NTC for a month.

As an Airman, I'm sorry you joined the Army.

>>717663329
3k is a lot of shekels if you plan on moving to nicaragua and living in a hostel or something. how are you going to bump up your rating?

>>717663439
Why are so many irwin faggots here tonight?

>>717663454
>air private

correct, you are sorry.

>>717663473
Tbi, I also have a family, so it's extra income as I work in cybersecurity

>>717663517
I'm a JBLM faggot. Going to Irwin because we couldn't possibly train in Washington.

>>717663575
those fucking heebs and their tbi rating scheme is bullshit! if you're getting 100% for tbi you must be quite the vegetable. i'm sorry man.

>>717663612
fuck your life.

>>717663718
Nah man, it's on top of my other claims, word of advice I would go straight to the department of veterans services and let them handle your claims.

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>>717649857
Displaying pride for being a gun retarded potato that's "only doing his job".
Nice
>Being this much of a nigger... Muh freedumz

>>717663859
dude they threw my paperwork in the garbage like two years ago and i'm too angry to go back. i didn't join the fucking circus. i think i filed my claim with the american legion...something at the veterans service something. i don't remember. it's an office at the va that helps with claims. do the people you recommend not file claims in the trash can?

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>>717653421
>benefits
>opportunities

Yeeaa...sure..you are the success story of america
Id advise taking a good look at your veterans.
You're it..only a few years younger

>>717664024
This isn't Nuremberg you dumb cunt. We don't need to lie about why we do it.

>>717664298
What are you attempting to convey, little lady?

>>717664198
Bro they did everything for me a couple months later I had doctor's appointments and a couple months after that boom back pay, 25 grand all at once, go to the department of veterans services and tell them you want to try again

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>>717649857

well, my army leave is going great, just had sexual intercourse with a woman in a bar, in front of everyone, and then i posted a fake story on /b/

>>717661556
Kingston

>>717661612
You have no idea what I have and haven't done.

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>>717653758
>hatred
>civilians

Wow, you must think calling people civilians somehow separates your genius from the rest of you jarheads.
In fact...why don't you think about that term....jarhead... Jar head.

>>717664431
it's worse than going to the dentist or jury duty. eventually maybe. i hate going there. i know they're throwing it in the garbage. i already have a rating but they lowballed me on my tbi. i filed to have it increased and fucking niggers.

>>717664707
At ease private!

>>717664805
Claim, your knees and back, and ptsd, fuck man everyone is doing it

>>717655387
lol fucking moron

>>717649857
Reservist here. How are ya, lad?

>>717664927
nah i'm in california man, ptsd is going to bite me in the assholes in few years. eh. yeah that's what pisses me off. i'm getting jewed while all these shameless cocksuckers are cashing in. outrageous!

>>717664024
You have to understand that people will follow their inherent interests. I agree that being proud of making a decision is retarded but this job is no less retarded than any other; they're all equally arbitrary decisions that won't affect you unless you want them to.

>>717665098
>HPV confirmed.

Typical Jessica retort.

>>717665211
>I agree that being proud of making a decision is retarded

What the fuck am I reading? Where do you idiots come from?

>>717665162
I claimed ptsd, if you're saying it's going to bite you in the asshole it's not, I used to be a dod cop at camp Roberts, they can't discriminate against you, it's the law. So there's no way in he'll its going to bite you.

>>717658306
Have fun maintaining all the gear, vehicles and construction without designated personnel.

>join army
>get /fit/
>have mostly fun for 4 years with some bullshit mixed in
>honestly a positive attitude makes all of it easy
>do cool shit no one else gets to do
>get out
>go to college for mostly free
>chicks dig soldiers.
>so much pussy
>now I have a degree and a great job
>zero debt
>>717650504 yeah sure I'm the dumb one lul. was the best decision I've ever made.
Why you so salty man?

>>717665334
it's not a risk i'm willing to take. i'm not going to give them the opportunity to paint me as mentally ill and unworthy of gun ownership. that's where it's going man. they're going to use it against you, eventually.

>>717665399
Someone has to do it, but why you? You choose to finger fuck trucks instead of being in combat. Have fun being a faggot? Yessss you do.

>>717665617
I have an m1a1, m14, and a 1911, come on man just let you know you'll be good.

>>717665730
you'll have it until they decide you shouldn't. what then?

>>717649857
Im medically retired USAF but i deployed alot with the army. I used to setup the SNAP terminals (satellite comm system for sipr/niprnet)


i was with 5th striker brigade second infantry division in 2010, when they got in trouble for killing civilians/taking fingers/planting guns etc. Rolling stones did a thing about it called the kill team.


I was with 1/2 SCR from vielsec germany also


I joke that i shouldnt have gotten hurt cause i was airforce and only did caus ei was attached to army.


Airforce deployments are like qatar and shit, with a harley dealership 30 minutes down the road, and still getting hazard duty pay and shit.

>>717665875
They won't man, that's a lot of vets they have to come to the door knocking, I'm in cali too, I'm not worried about, I have sheriff buddies that also claim ptsd, you're too paranoid man

>>717665617
I feel like these concerns are more likely to turn themselves into a real thing.

I don't know if anyone was questioning your gun ownership but if that's a sincere belief I am now.

>>717666087
I was in pretty much all of southern afgan. setting up coms
ram rod, kandahar, spin boldak , Cop shawalikot, Fob frontnec, leatherneck, Cop Crusher and others i cant think of right now.


Id convoy or fly in for like 2 days set up coms and leave.

>>717666310
Feel free to come question them. You can surely imagine what my response will be.

>>717666145
I don't trust you or your optimism.

>>717666571
You're starting to fill in the blanks, yes.

I think you should consider you're feeling paranoid and this might have to do with the ptsd.

Thank you for your service brother. Stay safe out there. Those chuckle heads that enjoy fapping to their make believe life's can thank you and all of our hero's for their freedom to do just that. Stay strong!

>>717649857
On staff duty right now

>>717666631
There are no blanks, let me assure you.

(((Paranoia)))

>>717666310
>>717666145


Im 80 percent disabled thru VA. When you get out of the military claim everything you can, even if they rate it at a zero you have it documented as service connected for if it gets bad latter


PTSD shin splints everything.
Right now at 80% thru VA i get 1800 a month from them, then 1200 a month thru SSD. Since i was medically retired i still ahve tricare and VA and Medicade /medicare from SSD.


Theres a program also called the cargiver program. i think its if your 60% disabled or over. They pay my wife 1800 a month (pays based on how much home health care aids in your area get) to take care of me.

When i get my 100% i think its 3300 a month + 1200 SSD + 1800 from wife


So like 6300 a month and dont have to leave the house.

>>717666804
How did you get a med discharge but only 80% rating?

>>717666620
Honeslty i claim PTSD id only worry if a dem is in office, and even then they cant take your guns way from your wife/so

Its not like you have a felony with weapons under disability.


Plus, you dont own any guns. if they were registered to you you got hard up and sold them at the flea market to some dude one day.

>>717649857
just the usual night terrors ptsd and alcoholism but besides that im doing great

>>717667050
This is just shit you tell yourself to feel good about your decision. It has no impact on the bullshit laws that come out each year. it's only going to get worse here. Eventually they're going to use mental health as an excuse to strip out rights. I hope the shekels were worth it.

>>717666971

Combat related MEB/PEB


IED metal rods screw in back


rated back at 40% and PTSD at 50% for combined 80% rating

i was in like 1 month shy of 6 years.

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>>717649857
thank you man, i appreciate what you do.

Disregard these retards OP
They're just newfags trying to be as edgy as possible so everyone doesn't realize they're just fucking normies who saw their favorite Music.ly cunt Tweet about how oppressive 4Chan is and they wanted to come act like they're cool just because they said some mene werwds on an anonymous site

>>717667151
that's a real slap in the dick. did you hit it with your vehicle or someone near you step on it?

>>717649857
've seen things you people wouldn't believe.
Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion.
I watched C-beams... glitter in the dark near the Tannhouser Gate.
All those... moments will be lost...
in time... like tears... in rain.
Time... to die

>>717667583
I hope you get diarrhea tonight.

>>717649857
Thinking of enlisting in the Brit Bong army, then join the Royal Armoured Corps after phase 2.

Anything anyone wished they knew before starting basic? What's deployment like, and how do the days go when you're not deployed? From what I've heard the army is 90% boring as fuck. I'd appreciate anyone's input, but even better if you're specifically UK. Cheers lads

>>717667146
I dont have anything registered to me. Even if they do pass a law, how are they going to collect from me? Send local Cops door to door collecting guns? Lol first ones that get shot will put an end to that quickly.

Send in military members to my house to collect them? They would need probable cause for a warrent for cops and such.

As for military members, its simple "i have no guns"

I live in the middle of nowhere, if you cant figure out hide a gun then your screwed anyways.

They going to send the VA out to collect the guns? If so i am fine with that. Ill go ahead and schedule a pickup date with them right now.


Of course its the VA, so it means it will take 50 years, and ill be dead by the time they try to collect


Its just like when you run afoul of the law. In court you dont say shit, just yes know and i dont know.

>>717667861
God bless you

>>717667910
you underestimate zog and lack imagination. i'm going to bed now, brotherrr. night nights.

>>717663329
Læffy???!??!?!

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>>717667322
In a vehicle, i was Air Force doing a joint tasking with army, 5th striker brigade. i was riding air guard on a striker ( standing on seat thru the hatch's on the back of the pic attached) wheh we ran one over on rt bear southern afghan

>>717668178
i was deployed with these army ass clowns

www rollingstone com /politics /news /the-kill-team-20110327

They got into some trouble.

>>717668140
Police dont sut for prints even wher i live for murders. If i can Hide a Body in a Rockwall/mineshaft/old well i can hide a gun.

you know "if i owned a gun"

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>>717667583

unless this is actually rutger howard typing this
i hope you shit yourself wearing white jeans on a bus/train full of black middle-schoolers

>>717650239
Nice bait

>>717650239
Obviously a guy who doesn't work out, still lives with his mom, and working a minimum wage part time job.

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>>717668542
>rutger howard
> howard

>>717649857
Not in the army anymore, only the home guard.

Have a shitty old HK G3 now, waiting for an upgrade to HK 416 (like I used during my service) in april. Gonna be pissed if they fuck up the delivery.

>>717658306
Shut your faggot ass UP. you're probably a civilian sitting in your mommys house waiting on the next round of CoD to start.
You don't know shit about military life. GRUNT OR POG.
Air Force Intel here.

Ex army
Got injured while trying out for SAS.
Ruined any active career path - only offered admin type roles
Got job with BAE, then GE working on turbines in oil and gas. $20k USD a month.

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When it's -35 (celsius) and you and five other smelly guys have to share this tent.

>>717669123
Got damn! At first I thought you said 20k a year...

What are your hours like? Shift work?

>>717651951
What unit are you with?

>>717649857
anti democratic European superstate NWO are you going to kill your fellow citizens soon? isis go boom everywhere soon enjoy trump

>>717670941
nationalist* aswell

>>717670512
yeah i was offered 200k a year or so and like first 93,500 or something tax free to set up SNAP terminals in afghanistan.


Basically i was going to be the Armys Direct TV guy.

>>717670941
only going to kill you, my soon to be dead friend :)

>>717671054
Nice one.
Wish someone would have payed me for working with that sort of shit. But when I served I mainly used MRR and TADKOM.

>>717649857
>tfw wanted to join army
>turns out i shake too much
>tfw will never get to do sniper training..

>>717671155
Come and do it, i'll make a youtube video about this and inform my Russian handlers l got trump elected can't stump the trump