Found out my wife is cheating on me about two weeks ago. I caught

>>717632751
Sly murder.

You fucked up

>>717632954
How did I fuck up? What did I do wrong?

>>717632871
agreed

Leave her and dont get a divorce. Keep your money and she'll be a broke ass whore.

>>717632751
You should've never got married in the first place

>>717632751
Would it really come up to that much? Also if she said she will not stop sleeping with him then have proof that she is cheating on you so you can bring it up in court.

she cant take it if you dont have it. I mean do you trust your mother? gift it to her, pay the taxes. That or spend the money (or hide it in currency). While your married you both have every right to spend every single dollar. But when you divorce she has a right to half the money that is in YOUR name.

>>717632751
pretty sure if you prove she's cheating you can legally get a divorce and owe her nothing. talk to a lawyer, but 90% sure you're actually fine.

be a pokemon trainer, flee.

>>717632751

1) film her fucking dude
2) expose whore to friends and family
3) ???
4) Profit

>>717632751
Kick her out of your house because afterall you own it since you bought it with your money because your wife doesn't work

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>>717632751
Uhm, addultery is reason enough legally for her not to get anything so just tape it for proof. But yeah this is obviously a bullshit story.

>>717632751
Damn.. where does everybody get these rich uncles who keep dying and giving out tons of money??

Your first mistake was getting married.

>>717633176
My lawyer said that her infidelity will have no bearing on how much she gets.

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>buy drugs
>plant them on her
>I think you're smart enough to finish my thought process

>>717632871
This.a hitman costs like 20 grand. Alternatively, provide proof she's cheating and she won't get anything.

>>717632871
this
even if you get caught, you'll just spend a few decades in prison and then you'll be a free man

>>717633176
Op gave her half of his money the moment he said "I do" at the alter. It's already her money.

She could fuck her lover on the table right in front of the judge and it wouldn't change that.

>>717633439
No, it isn't. at all. Your statement is completely false.

>>717633619
your lawyer is probably overselling that but mostly true. depends on where you live but judges don't weigh infidelity as heavily as people might expect, it plays a role but it's not determinative

>>717633634
>op places anonymous tip
>wife claims innocence
>she's pretty convincing because it's true
>op goes to prison for almost as long as if he gets caught for
>>717632871

>>717632751
Your dumb ass didn't get a preenup, you literally deserve this, never put your faith in a woman let alone your money, dumb fucking cunt.

>>717633041
got married without a prenup in this society

>>717633768
>>717633619
My mom cheated on my dad and she didn't get shit

>>717633989
judges pretty liberally strike down prenups

OP did go full retard though with co-mingling his inheritance with marital assets though and now this will likely turn into a clusterfuck

>>717633989
He could have a prenup and it wouldn't matter. Her lawyer would just tell her to move to a state that wouldn't honor some clause in it and file for divorce in that state.

>>717634068
If she didn't get anything, it wasn't because of her infidelity. The only way that would happen is if she had her own money.

Even though OP's post is fake and designed to induce rage from betas, my advice would be that you just kill her. Plenty of ways to get away with it and dispose of a body leaving virtually no evidence

>>717634062
Ask Tigger Woods how effective a prenup is.

>>717633309
This.

>>717634113
this.

>>717634222
Naw she didn't really have shit. I don't know then, I guess she fucked up and my dad lucked out.

Can't you fucking just give all that money to someone or put it into something and then get the divorce, then get the money back? I don't understand this stuff enough but yeah...

>>717632751
accidents happen
you can have her killed for a few thou
be out of country when it happens.

>>717633972
Who wouldn't claim innocence? Slip some in her wine and demand a screening

>>717633149
there's this.
don't make a habit of staying in one place for long, though.

>>717633309
nope. you're dead wrong about this.

Marriage is a merger of assets. It the eyes of the state, it is a business partnership. Op gave her half of his money the day they got married. It's already hers.

A divorce is simply a division of assets there were merged by marriage.

>>717634436
nope

do you really believe retards havent tried this before

any decent divorce lawyer will make you eat a shit sandwich for trying that

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>>717633847
Suck my dick faggot

post nudes of her on here. thatll show her OP!

Remember what's hers is hers and what's yours is hers

>>717633691
Yeah killing her or some sort of hidden camera bust are really his only two options

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Post pics of her taking a shit

>>717634428
It's most likely that you're being lied to. Divorces are public record. Go look it up at the clerks office.

>>717632751
Move all money offshore
Have an intermediary account in Switzerland .
Go for a long break in a casino city
Have a few rolls of the dice
Keep a few receipts
Yo got drunk and lost most of it
Dodgy poker game
Don't remember a thing

>>717632751
Beat her till she files for divorce herself?

>>717633619
Either your lawyer is full of shit or you are an attention seeking cuck.

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You don't get married, that's what you do.

>>717633768
this is a common fallacy.
also, OP, she isn't entitled to any part of inheritances or windfalls.
clear out the bank account, put the house up for sale, whatever you're paying for that she could expect to get part of, get rid of it. now.
move to mexico, file for divorce.

>>profit

>>717632751
>being married without prenup in 2k15+2
>What do?
Nothing, you've done fucked up.

>>717634864
his lawyer isnt full of shit. judges just don't weigh infidelity that heavy especially with women

read a book idiot

>>717632751

Am I the only guy on this shitty site who doesnt have a rich uncle who passed away {question mark}

>>717634900
Faggot.

>>717632751
This is not the place to come for advice like this.

>>717632751
Just move to Thailand or something, with all your Unclelewtz. Stay married to the bitch so she can't get remarried and enjoy life in Thailand. They're definitely not going to extradite you over some divorce shit.

>>717633989
best to just avoid women entirely right?
that's what i do
i'm a level 31 wizard and i hate my life
pick your poison
life sucks no matter your choice

>>717633149
This, but watch out for process servers.

>>717634790
Switzerland complies closely with IRS regulations since the IRS bent their banks over a few years ago

>>717635160
I mean, i have the advantage of being bi, and i've found guys are far more trustworthy, dated a girl for 2 years and she cheated but i have yet to be cheated on, hell even screwed over by a guy. I mean no lie, and i know this sounds autistic as fuck but i'd probably have just hung myself if i were straight.

>>717632751
if you can prove she committed adultery she wont get shit from divorce.

>>717635255
you seem to know a little too much legal lingo

be careful not to create the appearance of an attorney-client relationship with some idiot on the internet

stranger things have happened

Quit your job

Burn through the money in Vegas on whores

Get a min wage job when you get back

Default on mortgage

Move into shitty apt for a year

File for divorce

You gonna just be a cuck boy?

Kill them both

>>717635398
this, or just kill her. your life is shit anyway

>>717635398
stop spewing nonsense you fucking retard.

if you dont konw what youre talking about dont post

you dont have to open your mouth and spew nonsense that some other clueless idiot told you once upon a time

is pic your wife OP?

>>717635398
Where i live (canada) that's extremely true, but from what i've heard from american friends, that's the biggest joke you can make, women are treated like ethereal beings there by the judicial system

>>717632751
Op, Move to Georgia as soon as possible and immediatly file for divorce. Georgia is an "at fault" state and if you can prove infidelity then she will get NOTHING.

>>717632751
Hot shot that bitch and tell the cops she was a junkie. Grow some balls bruh.

>>717632751
get all the money change it to another currency and just leave that life behind even do your story is bullshit.
go to mexico bro, pay a hobo to say that youre kidnapped and move out

>>717635683
partially true but it's less about women being ethereal beings and more about the fact adultery is mostly irrelevant

it's 2017 people sleep around. realistically speaking at least one partner is cheating in most relationships in this day and age. statistically speaking one of the lawyers or judge in the room is a serial polygamist. just get over it

>>717634790
This is actually decent advice.
You need to offshore as much as possible in Swiss/cyprus/taxhavens using a shell company, you need to be discretely search how to do this so it doesn't show in browser history or anywhere she can discover it.
also possible but can be risky is having a relative hold on to it or if you don't mind higher risk store it in bitcoin.

Withdraw $1000 chunks weekly so its not all lump sum, blame on gambling habit or drug addiction (if you dont have kids), or use a shell company to buy 'products' from yourself until your down to about 100k then file for divorce.

Get a good fucking divorce lawyer!
Not sure how you can get out paying alimony but fleeing the country seems fairly popular, i hear south east asia is nice this time of year.

Can you stay maried but just buy another house to yourself?

>>717635321
Not if the principal is offshore , and especially if the principal net interest isn't over 1 million.

Kill her

>>717635896
>635896▶
>>>717634790
>This is actually decent advice.
>You need to offshore as much as possible in Swiss/cyprus/taxhavens using a shell c
no it isn't good advice

if he does that he will get shredded

>>717632751
you're actually gonna have to murder her

>>717635039
half of us just finished a long legal battle with the rich uncle who molested us as children, and we're now the richest motherfuckers on /b/
trips gets $50000

>>717635448
But this is all role playing. You would have to be a fool to think the stuff on this site is anything but fiction.

>Spend all the money on gold bullion
>Bury gold bullion in a field, mark spot
>Divorce

Problem solved. Can't do shit about the alimony, though.

>>717633309
This would only be the case if OP had a prenup with infidelity clause.

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>>717632751
Your heightened description regarding your cuckery but not the actual circumstances of the divorce, including what state you live in, tells me that this is a load of horse shit and you're just sitting there jacking off to your internal fantasies.

>>717636020
works pretty well for my uncle who's wife is still trying to get at his money a decade later with no luck.

>>717636092
which aren't always enforceable anyway

again infidelity really doesn't matter much. get over it

>>717636031
kek

>>717636175
then his wife's lawyer is a fucking retard with shitty investigator(s)

>>717635458
this is pretty much your best legal option op
do this if you don't want to kill her or plant drugs

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>>717632751
Sounds like you're fucked.

Thanks for reminding me never to get married.

>>717632751
Pull all your money out the accounts and say u blew it at the casinos then divorce her as soon as shes gone ur golden pony boy

>>717632751

Post her nudes with face all over the internet since she loves being a sex object for other dudes so much.

>>717636318
yeah i know because she can't afford to pay good lawyers ;)

Can you record her in your house without problem? Ask you lawyer about it. If you get enough proof check if you can get more favorable terms that way.

If you can get recordings of her laughing at you for trying to divorce that's a good one.


Or kill her. What she is doing is despicable and worthy of her death if she is trying to take you hostage like this, because that's what she's doing. Self defense IMO

Are you ready to pay for the divorce, drop out from your job and live as a bum or move money illegally? That's the only option you have.

>>717636389
wtf? That's not the picture I uploaded.

>>717632751
Take $20K in dollar bills.
Shove them one at a time up her ass.
There's your alimony, bitch.

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>>717632751
>Leave her and dont get a divorce. Keep your money and she'll be a broke ass whore.
Best advice anon, move out that house

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>>717632751
>divorce would cost me $345,012
>What do?

$350

>>717632751
You got a nice lump sum there OP. Ever wanted to hike the Appalachian trail? I live close to Mount Katahdin where it starts, come up here spring time man, we can go together.

>>717636031
reminds me of a doctor when I was a kid, had this penis problem he inspected my penis and told my mom to tell my dad and uncle to compare penises, to make sure if it was in the genes remember my mom coming home told my dad and he made this awesome what in the fuck face ?
anyway we didnt compared penises wonder what happened to that doctor do.

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A real man would just pay for the divorce. Man the fuck up, bite the bullet and pay. You're a MAN. You can always make more money than her.

Accept that giving her half of your money was a huge mistake and never make it again.

>>717632751
/b/... not your personal lawyer

>>717634979
this. If you have the cash, which you probably will with the inheritance and flipping the house you can ditch out to good 'ol Mexico comfortably and royally fuck her over

Simple, officially stay married BUT tell that bitch to go fuck her self, kick her the Fuck out and get yo self a new life bro

Why not have sex with someone and have her file for divorce? would you still pay alimony if she files for it?

>>717633153
this

How much cash exactly do you have left and what are your skills employment wise.

If you don't want to kill her and don't mind moving, consider just simply running away with it all to another country. Move all your cash, fly to like India or something then low key travel by train to another SEA country that's got developed cities like Bangkok or ho chi Minh city and chill there. You can get a mad place, love cheap on what you got while you figure out how your gonna get more money.

I know that seems far fetched and you would be leaving friends and family behind, but no contact with all is the best way. Once you are settled just make a new fb and make new friends easy no problem. Tourist Visa in Vietnam and BKK are easy to extend indefinitely for as long as you want to live there.

Buy hundreds of thousands worth of food.

It can't be resold and make sure it is a food that perished quickly, preferably something she is allergic to.

3,000 tons of prawn delivered to the desert.

Uh....
3 Steps
>1. Voice recorder on your person, start argument about her sleeping with lover
>2. Obtain voice recording as proof, send to judge and lawyers for use as evidence of infidelity/lechery
>3. File for divorce, force her to pay you alimony and you keep your money

You really this stupid bruh?

Quit your job and start spending away that savings, when you get cash levels really low then divorce and start from scratch... for bonus fun see how much you can annoy her on a daily basis as your new job.

>>717632751
blow all your money on hookers and drugs then kill your wife, her lover and yourself

>>717633244
This this this this

>>717635039
actually, my GF died in a fiery train wreck and i just negotiated a huge out of court settlement with the companies involved in the operation and maintenance of said railroad.

any post receives 10,000 ameribucks, just send me your email and paypal, you'll be happier within 24 hrs.

>>717636723
>giving other people your money is the manly thing to do! you want to be a man, right? you can just earn more anyway, being a man is more important than having money!

sure is summer in here

stale copypasta is super stale

>>717632751
Boating Accident in while international waters while on vacation

>>717632751
Dude, sorry to hear that. First of all, do not panic and do not be impulsive.
Record the fucking bitch, not once, but many many times. Collect as much evidence as you can and bring that to a decent lawyer. Have him advise you on how to proceed.

I think she wont get a dollar from you and you will be able to divorce her.

>>717632751
Give her a gun, paper, and a pencil. Then tell her to kill herself

>>717636752
I'm a lawyer

Make good use of that money and hire a hitman.

Simple solution, run away forever. Take everything you need sell the rest take all your money and set up life somewhere else. Never legally divorce. Any other way than this supposed video proof for your dumb divorce laws there is bound to fuck you up.

>>717632751

KILL HER. MAKE SURE NOBODY FINDS THE BODY.

>>717636514
yep sounds good and is actually quite hilarious. Same thing would happen if OPs wife had a massive gambling addiction. Any family therapist worth his/her salt would tell OP to take away her credit cards and all access to moneys until she got her shit together. which won't happen in this case. OP's got the job, so fuck her and never give her a dime. Marriage is just a legal piece of paper, but she's entitled to nothing if you're still married (technically.) nothing wrong with the man of the house laying down the law.

>>717632751
>After her lover left, she told me that she's not going to stop sleeping with him.
What if he's dead?

>>717636960
>It's January
>Your meme is stale
>You have been on this site for about 3 months and nothing you can say will prove me otherwise
>kill yourself. Just end it.

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A N C I E N T P A S T A
A N C I E N T P A S T A
A N C I E N T P A S T A

Fuck. I'm never ever getting married.

This is so fucking unfair. Women really do run shit now.

Nicely disguised cuck thread.

You're all gullible faggots.

>>717636813
This

Also, put cameras in the room she has sex and put the footage all over the internet with your wife's name.

>>717635896
Indonesia man is where its at.
$150 to 200 per annum average wage.
Average mansion costs 2000 to 4000
You'd get treated like royalty
Have a friend lives out there, pays his 3 staff 18 dollars a week combined and their still getting double pay
They worship the ground he walks on...

Steal her phone and download little boy CP on it

Use public wifi with a burner phone and set up fake chats

Report her annonymously

See what happens, might backfire on you though

I think framing her form something is good though, do you have access to her electronics?

>>717637268
Only if you let them.

>>717634588
Bury the money in cash hahaha.

>>717636889
you gotta spent it in cash though, card transactions can be traced and you'll end up having to give her the shit you bought, just take out a huge sum and tell her you gambled it all away. Or better yet, put it on deposit at a casino, but don't gamble it, they'll treat you real fucking well and she'll never be able to find it.

>>717632751
post her tits.

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>>717637246
I love copy pasta.

The reason I love copy pasta is because posting it makes you mad. You. Yeah, that's right. You. You're my target. Your rage fulfills me. Yes, I've posted this before, and I'm going to post it again. And there is nothing you can do to stop me.

Not only am I going to post this over and over and over again, but other anons, seeing the rage posting this produces, are also going to post this. Especially our newfriends. Right now, newfriends are realizing that this actually does make you angry. They realize, like I do, that you think of /b as your own private little utopia that gets ruined when the common class stumbles upon it like oblivious tourists.

Well, it isn't you pretentious fuck. This forum is open to the public. It isn't yours. You're nothing special for frequently visiting this place. No one gives a shit that you've seen this before, and in fact, they laugh at your grandiose opinion of what this place is. It's just a stupid image board. It's not even the first. moot originally decided to create this place after frequently visiting Something Awful and consciously decided to make an English Futaba Channel. So basically, this entire image board is copypasta and you're just a whiny little faggot for actually getting angry at complete strangers for failing to entertain you. Go fuck yourself. Then go give your mom another hug to compensate for her fat ass not getting any. It's the only way you know how to pay rent.

Catch her in the act

>>717636514
she would file for a divorce then

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>>717637240

This thread has gotten this far? Holy fuck you're all new. This is ancient copy pasta word for word

Anyone who says this is copypasta is a troll

kill her

>>717632751
Which state? Because, quite frankly, your lawyer is retarded.

"Donate" all your money to some friend you trust, declare bankrupcy, slut doesn't see money chance anymore, slut flees.
Recover money from the friend (leave him a percentage since saved your ass). Live happily not marrying again.

>>717636650
What an ugly little fucker.

Move to australia, pretty nice over here!

>>717632751
>he didnt get a prenup

jesus you fucked up m8

>>717637484
So then she can pay for it

if you guys are canadian call crime stoppers and report her for selling illegal cigarettes. i did this to my girlfriends brother (total fuckin asshole). the results were halarious. they treat illegal cigarettes worse than they do fucking cocaine

>>717636813
no.....
alimony is paid by whoever makes more money to whoever makes less
also there are bullshit rules about when the payment amounts change, so people who go from making 200k to making 75k due market conditions get unbelievably fucked by alimony

>trick wife into sex
>anal fist her
>go as deep as you can
>pull guts out

>>717637562
>thread gets rolling
>"IT STALE PASTA GUY, YOU ALL GOT TROLLED HUUR HURRR"

sounds like OP needs to drain his account and go on a long vacation

>>717632751

Welcome to America. Where laws are still stuck in the 50s.

> your fault

What's that saying? Wolf in sheep's clothing?

>>717637716
greentext please

Over the next several months open a ridiculous amount of new credit cards and subscription based services, all different banks and states, overpay each one by < $10,000 so you have a credit with them. close the accounts with the credit in place. the credit card company will $0 out their balance and cut you a check. take this check and hide it in a safety deposit box/ bury it in the backyard/ fuck who cares don't let your bitch wife find them. do this over the next several months until you have no money left for her to take. the lawyers won't be able to find the money because you're credit cards will have 0$ and neither will your bank account because you haven't cashed the checks yet. you may have to call the companies periodically and have them re-issue you new checks because they will all have a date where they are auto cancelled and your balance will return. this is why i suggest doing less than $10,000 for each account in case you slip up on one it won't cost you everything. you can also do this with cable companies or any subscription based service with monthly charges, not just credit card companies. people "accidentally" overpay their bill all the time and it goes towards a credit on next bill. you can do this with companies all over america, call at&t and setup an install at some random house, the person should ask you to make a payment before the service has even began, just act like the rich guy you are and pay $5000 saying i don't want to have to think about it for a while. then when the install is missed and the services never established your account will cut you a check and clear their financial records. or better yet have your friends open accounts in their name and hold the checks for you. be creative anon and good luck.

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>>717632751
>cuck thread

>>717636389
you sure faggot? nice filename

>>717632751

Slowly spend it at a casino. Take your cash winnings and find a buddy who you trust and let him keep 20%, but the rest of the money he gives you in bitcoin. Get one of those USB bitcoin wallets and a safety deposit box at your local bank.

Once all the money is laundered you just keep the bitcoin wallet stick in the box at the bank. Don't fucking forget the password.

Break the news that your depression over her affair let you to gamble all the money away at the casino. Let her take her alimony and half your remaining stuff, but when the dust clears you have about half your money left over in bitcoin and she has nothing.

Cheat on her
With her boyfriend

>>717636092
Prenups aren't legally binding contracts and seldom stand up in court

>>717633389
Holy shit this. Put hidden cameras all over the house.

>>717636982
all posts on /b/ are artistic works of fiction and falsehood
there's nothing to do here if you don't reply to some of them

>>717638104
give him herpes, then she gets herpes. everone has herpes

>>717635865

You're stupid if you actually believe this. They're treated like ethereal beings cause money. You know how much the gov makes off divorce alone? If they're are kids too? Good luck.

Gov doesn't give a fuck about your shitty divorce or custody problems. Just all about that money.

>>717632751
You are a massive cuckold for not beating the shit out of him. What you should do is sign over the house, pack up all your shit and leave. Pay no more bills, let her have the debt. She will become homeless within six months.

Not only is it copypasta, its not even close to being legally correct copypasta. Take it from someone who has actually passed a bar exam. The solutions posted here to a non-existant legal problem are absolutely hilarious. Keep posting them though. My colleagues will get a kick out of these tomorrow.

>>717636920
If only this were true

>>717632751
Just fucking dip dude dont say where or when just disappear she wont be able to afford tracking you down

>>717637912
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1X0v5eQYgXc

>girlfriend lives in mothers house with her older brother (hes 35)
>mum is only home part of the year
>thinks he runs the house, super verbally abusive
not getting into what hes done the list is too long.
>went away to a festival for a weekend last summer
>asshole went too far before i left
>called crime stoppers said ive seen him seeling bagged cigarettes numerous times out of the house. (my girlfriend was moved in with me by this point)
>cops raided house and found a singular bag of cigarettes that i left layin around (idiot smoked some)
im honestly not sure what happened to him. im sure he was charged, he hates me i havent talked to him since we left

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>>717637963
It's more like a mgtow thread

>>717637716
>illegal cigarettes

what the fuck am i actually reading?

>>717637989
Or you just put it all in bitcoins and not gamble it.

>>717636723

UNDER RATED

PICTURE

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>>717632751
You know what to do, the kill method is untraceable.

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>>717637298
>footage inside the house
>cctv or hidden cam
>his wife's name
>same last name
>all over the internet without her permission
>with her name
>her name
Are you fucking clinically retarded?

>>717638601
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1X0v5eQYgXc

>>717638525
actually, prohibition causes organize crime. what a fucking bullshit video.

>>717633041
Well in fairness hindsight is 20/20 but you really probably shouldn't have married such a sick, twisted bitch. I'd do what the others are saying and get some proof that she's cheating, then go to a lawyer with proof and see what can be done.

kill her

>>717638427

> lawyer
> works at a firm
> my coworkers will find this hurdur
> "hey gois look wat I saw on 4chan"

Oh I bet everyone loves you.

>>717638796
Protip: they're all whores

>>717638687
who cares, crime stoppers is a gold mine for lulz. especially when you've done something to get your own commercial (true story)

>>717632751
>Only in USA

>>717633619

law fag here -- what state do you live in?

In most states your inheritance isnt even marital property, So she gets keks

Adultery is absolutely a factor. In fact, you should sue her lover for "alienation of affection" -- you need to fire Lionel Hutz and get a real lawyer.

>>717632751
Richfag here. Fuck that bitch I'll give you awesome money that she'd be begging to marry you back. Of course I'm not suggesting that you do but boy would she be jealous and angry that she was a slut with the amount of money I could get you.

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>>717636239
>infidelity really doesn't matter much
Found the cuck

>>717636852

kek!

Best post yet.

>>717636122
One can always hope.

>>717632751
>inherited $600,000
make a withdrawl,
liquidate all other assets.
Stuff the cash in a bag, R
Run to the border
Live like a king in Mexico.

>>717632751
Use a hidden camera to get proof.

>>717635049
Well in this thread he kinda has a point since OP getting married wouldn't put him in this mess in the first place. What's the point in marrying anyway? It's so stupid.

>>717638942
http://myfamilylaw.com/library/alienation-of-affection/?more=yes

Most states in the United States have done away with this type of lawsuit, considering it to be archaic and revengeful. But as of 12/2009 a few states do still recognize alienation of affection: Hawaii, Illinois, Mississippi, New Mexico, North Carolina, South Dakota, and Utah.

>>717638658
it would be obvious its him, but this isn't necessarily illegal
check your local laws
states are starting to pass revenge porn laws, but there are still plenty that don't have them

>>717638330
How in the fuck did you make there into they're you utter fucking retard.

>>717633149
Uh this Op

>>717639222

>>>/pol/105537178

>>717636031
Rolling

>>717638611

How can you buy that much Bitcoin without a bank account? The point is to leave no trace. The trace shows withdrawls over a period of time and purchases made at a casino. Chips turn to cash which goes to buddies that take a cut of the cash in exchange for putting some of that money in a bank and buying bitcoin which is now anonymous and can be sent directly to OP.

Also your buddies need to spend money at the casino too and claim their massive winnings on their taxes, winnings which are in fact laundered money from OP.

This is how the mob is doing is doing it now. You can turn dirty money into 50% clean money this way with an extremely hard time for a case to be made against you.