Found out my wife is cheating on me about two weeks ago. I caught her in the act. I told her that I want a divorce and she laughed at me. She said, "you can't afford a divorce." After a while, she said, "close the door. We'll talk about this later tonight".
After her lover left, she told me that she's not going to stop sleeping with him. She also told me that if I sleep with someone else, she'll file for a divorce. She seriously expects me to just tolerate her having an affair and she's holding me hostage financially.
I inherited just over $600,000 a few years ago from a rich uncle who passed away. We spent some of it since then. Lawyer says a divorce would cost me $345,012, not counting alimony (wife doesn't work). I make $92,000 a year. If I file for divorce, my wife would get ~$31,000 a year for life, or until she remarries.
she cant take it if you dont have it. I mean do you trust your mother? gift it to her, pay the taxes. That or spend the money (or hide it in currency). While your married you both have every right to spend every single dollar. But when you divorce she has a right to half the money that is in YOUR name.
>>717633619 your lawyer is probably overselling that but mostly true. depends on where you live but judges don't weigh infidelity as heavily as people might expect, it plays a role but it's not determinative
>>717632751 Move all money offshore Have an intermediary account in Switzerland . Go for a long break in a casino city Have a few rolls of the dice Keep a few receipts Yo got drunk and lost most of it Dodgy poker game Don't remember a thing
>>717633768 this is a common fallacy. also, OP, she isn't entitled to any part of inheritances or windfalls. clear out the bank account, put the house up for sale, whatever you're paying for that she could expect to get part of, get rid of it. now. move to mexico, file for divorce.
>>717632751 Just move to Thailand or something, with all your Unclelewtz. Stay married to the bitch so she can't get remarried and enjoy life in Thailand. They're definitely not going to extradite you over some divorce shit.
>>717635160 I mean, i have the advantage of being bi, and i've found guys are far more trustworthy, dated a girl for 2 years and she cheated but i have yet to be cheated on, hell even screwed over by a guy. I mean no lie, and i know this sounds autistic as fuck but i'd probably have just hung myself if i were straight.
>>717635398 Where i live (canada) that's extremely true, but from what i've heard from american friends, that's the biggest joke you can make, women are treated like ethereal beings there by the judicial system
>>717635683 partially true but it's less about women being ethereal beings and more about the fact adultery is mostly irrelevant
it's 2017 people sleep around. realistically speaking at least one partner is cheating in most relationships in this day and age. statistically speaking one of the lawyers or judge in the room is a serial polygamist. just get over it
>>717634790 This is actually decent advice. You need to offshore as much as possible in Swiss/cyprus/taxhavens using a shell company, you need to be discretely search how to do this so it doesn't show in browser history or anywhere she can discover it. also possible but can be risky is having a relative hold on to it or if you don't mind higher risk store it in bitcoin.
Withdraw $1000 chunks weekly so its not all lump sum, blame on gambling habit or drug addiction (if you dont have kids), or use a shell company to buy 'products' from yourself until your down to about 100k then file for divorce.
Get a good fucking divorce lawyer! Not sure how you can get out paying alimony but fleeing the country seems fairly popular, i hear south east asia is nice this time of year.
>>717632751 Your heightened description regarding your cuckery but not the actual circumstances of the divorce, including what state you live in, tells me that this is a load of horse shit and you're just sitting there jacking off to your internal fantasies.
>>717636031 reminds me of a doctor when I was a kid, had this penis problem he inspected my penis and told my mom to tell my dad and uncle to compare penises, to make sure if it was in the genes remember my mom coming home told my dad and he made this awesome what in the fuck face ? anyway we didnt compared penises wonder what happened to that doctor do.
How much cash exactly do you have left and what are your skills employment wise.
If you don't want to kill her and don't mind moving, consider just simply running away with it all to another country. Move all your cash, fly to like India or something then low key travel by train to another SEA country that's got developed cities like Bangkok or ho chi Minh city and chill there. You can get a mad place, love cheap on what you got while you figure out how your gonna get more money.
I know that seems far fetched and you would be leaving friends and family behind, but no contact with all is the best way. Once you are settled just make a new fb and make new friends easy no problem. Tourist Visa in Vietnam and BKK are easy to extend indefinitely for as long as you want to live there.
Uh.... 3 Steps >1. Voice recorder on your person, start argument about her sleeping with lover >2. Obtain voice recording as proof, send to judge and lawyers for use as evidence of infidelity/lechery >3. File for divorce, force her to pay you alimony and you keep your money
Quit your job and start spending away that savings, when you get cash levels really low then divorce and start from scratch... for bonus fun see how much you can annoy her on a daily basis as your new job.
>>717632751 Dude, sorry to hear that. First of all, do not panic and do not be impulsive. Record the fucking bitch, not once, but many many times. Collect as much evidence as you can and bring that to a decent lawyer. Have him advise you on how to proceed.
I think she wont get a dollar from you and you will be able to divorce her.
Simple solution, run away forever. Take everything you need sell the rest take all your money and set up life somewhere else. Never legally divorce. Any other way than this supposed video proof for your dumb divorce laws there is bound to fuck you up.
>>717636514 yep sounds good and is actually quite hilarious. Same thing would happen if OPs wife had a massive gambling addiction. Any family therapist worth his/her salt would tell OP to take away her credit cards and all access to moneys until she got her shit together. which won't happen in this case. OP's got the job, so fuck her and never give her a dime. Marriage is just a legal piece of paper, but she's entitled to nothing if you're still married (technically.) nothing wrong with the man of the house laying down the law.
>>717635896 Indonesia man is where its at. $150 to 200 per annum average wage. Average mansion costs 2000 to 4000 You'd get treated like royalty Have a friend lives out there, pays his 3 staff 18 dollars a week combined and their still getting double pay They worship the ground he walks on...
>>717636889 you gotta spent it in cash though, card transactions can be traced and you'll end up having to give her the shit you bought, just take out a huge sum and tell her you gambled it all away. Or better yet, put it on deposit at a casino, but don't gamble it, they'll treat you real fucking well and she'll never be able to find it.
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Not only am I going to post this over and over and over again, but other anons, seeing the rage posting this produces, are also going to post this. Especially our newfriends. Right now, newfriends are realizing that this actually does make you angry. They realize, like I do, that you think of /b as your own private little utopia that gets ruined when the common class stumbles upon it like oblivious tourists.
Well, it isn't you pretentious fuck. This forum is open to the public. It isn't yours. You're nothing special for frequently visiting this place. No one gives a shit that you've seen this before, and in fact, they laugh at your grandiose opinion of what this place is. It's just a stupid image board. It's not even the first. moot originally decided to create this place after frequently visiting Something Awful and consciously decided to make an English Futaba Channel. So basically, this entire image board is copypasta and you're just a whiny little faggot for actually getting angry at complete strangers for failing to entertain you. Go fuck yourself. Then go give your mom another hug to compensate for her fat ass not getting any. It's the only way you know how to pay rent.
"Donate" all your money to some friend you trust, declare bankrupcy, slut doesn't see money chance anymore, slut flees. Recover money from the friend (leave him a percentage since saved your ass). Live happily not marrying again.
if you guys are canadian call crime stoppers and report her for selling illegal cigarettes. i did this to my girlfriends brother (total fuckin asshole). the results were halarious. they treat illegal cigarettes worse than they do fucking cocaine
>>717636813 no..... alimony is paid by whoever makes more money to whoever makes less also there are bullshit rules about when the payment amounts change, so people who go from making 200k to making 75k due market conditions get unbelievably fucked by alimony
Over the next several months open a ridiculous amount of new credit cards and subscription based services, all different banks and states, overpay each one by < $10,000 so you have a credit with them. close the accounts with the credit in place. the credit card company will $0 out their balance and cut you a check. take this check and hide it in a safety deposit box/ bury it in the backyard/ fuck who cares don't let your bitch wife find them. do this over the next several months until you have no money left for her to take. the lawyers won't be able to find the money because you're credit cards will have 0$ and neither will your bank account because you haven't cashed the checks yet. you may have to call the companies periodically and have them re-issue you new checks because they will all have a date where they are auto cancelled and your balance will return. this is why i suggest doing less than $10,000 for each account in case you slip up on one it won't cost you everything. you can also do this with cable companies or any subscription based service with monthly charges, not just credit card companies. people "accidentally" overpay their bill all the time and it goes towards a credit on next bill. you can do this with companies all over america, call at&t and setup an install at some random house, the person should ask you to make a payment before the service has even began, just act like the rich guy you are and pay $5000 saying i don't want to have to think about it for a while. then when the install is missed and the services never established your account will cut you a check and clear their financial records. or better yet have your friends open accounts in their name and hold the checks for you. be creative anon and good luck.
Slowly spend it at a casino. Take your cash winnings and find a buddy who you trust and let him keep 20%, but the rest of the money he gives you in bitcoin. Get one of those USB bitcoin wallets and a safety deposit box at your local bank.
Once all the money is laundered you just keep the bitcoin wallet stick in the box at the bank. Don't fucking forget the password.
Break the news that your depression over her affair let you to gamble all the money away at the casino. Let her take her alimony and half your remaining stuff, but when the dust clears you have about half your money left over in bitcoin and she has nothing.
>>717632751 You are a massive cuckold for not beating the shit out of him. What you should do is sign over the house, pack up all your shit and leave. Pay no more bills, let her have the debt. She will become homeless within six months.
Not only is it copypasta, its not even close to being legally correct copypasta. Take it from someone who has actually passed a bar exam. The solutions posted here to a non-existant legal problem are absolutely hilarious. Keep posting them though. My colleagues will get a kick out of these tomorrow.
>girlfriend lives in mothers house with her older brother (hes 35) >mum is only home part of the year >thinks he runs the house, super verbally abusive not getting into what hes done the list is too long. >went away to a festival for a weekend last summer >asshole went too far before i left >called crime stoppers said ive seen him seeling bagged cigarettes numerous times out of the house. (my girlfriend was moved in with me by this point) >cops raided house and found a singular bag of cigarettes that i left layin around (idiot smoked some) im honestly not sure what happened to him. im sure he was charged, he hates me i havent talked to him since we left
>>717633041 Well in fairness hindsight is 20/20 but you really probably shouldn't have married such a sick, twisted bitch. I'd do what the others are saying and get some proof that she's cheating, then go to a lawyer with proof and see what can be done.
>>717632751 Richfag here. Fuck that bitch I'll give you awesome money that she'd be begging to marry you back. Of course I'm not suggesting that you do but boy would she be jealous and angry that she was a slut with the amount of money I could get you.
Most states in the United States have done away with this type of lawsuit, considering it to be archaic and revengeful. But as of 12/2009 a few states do still recognize alienation of affection: Hawaii, Illinois, Mississippi, New Mexico, North Carolina, South Dakota, and Utah.
How can you buy that much Bitcoin without a bank account? The point is to leave no trace. The trace shows withdrawls over a period of time and purchases made at a casino. Chips turn to cash which goes to buddies that take a cut of the cash in exchange for putting some of that money in a bank and buying bitcoin which is now anonymous and can be sent directly to OP.
Also your buddies need to spend money at the casino too and claim their massive winnings on their taxes, winnings which are in fact laundered money from OP.
This is how the mob is doing is doing it now. You can turn dirty money into 50% clean money this way with an extremely hard time for a case to be made against you.
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