>>717628459 Because, being flashy is usually the mark of a false church. And if any religion could be considered "flashy". >>717628583 Samson murdered thousands. By those standards, Joseph Smith was rather mild.
>>717628827 Glad to see you've got a chant to shout when people say anything reasonable. >>717628871 God created man and woman. Don't remember the part where he made planetsexuals and dimorphodemitrigonometry sexuals.
>>717629062 Gotta admit, despite being mormon, this made me chuckle. >>717628893 Never heard that one before. No seriously, I haven't. Nice job taking my moron/mormon virginity. >>717629006 Begone, foul demon, back to the deep depths of /r/atheism from whence thou came!
>>717629337 Modesty, mostly. It's not "magical", it's just that I doubt go wants people strutting around in g-strings. >>717629410 Mormons are less the "Sack and destroy type." and more the "Sneakily convert everyone to your religion by not being an asshole." type. But yeah, Deus Vult. >>717629455 >>717629554 Doctrine and Covenants never said anything about /b/.
>>717629781 Jokes on you I paid indulgence to my local church so I'm no- oh wait wrong church >>717630012 Well I'll be damned. Even so, the whole point was that none of that matters in the end, because even if we're not the most reasonable, we're the nicest. Which means you missed the point. >>717630165 Well thanks random citizen who apparently knows more about my own church than I do, I am sure enlightened.
>>717630575 That rendering of "Jesus" is bullshit. Alexander the Great spread Nordic genes throughout the Middle East 300 years earlier. Jesus could have been blonde with blue eyes, and there are still blondes being born from Egypt to Pakistan from the Greek influence.
>>717628070 Can non-LDS guys date LDS women? You have some seriously beautiful women who are members of the LDS church. I almost dated a girl who was Mormon but her family intervened and scared her out of it.
>>717630858 No, Joseph was the cuck, you retard. Yahweh fucked Joseph's wife, and he stayed with her to raise the kid. Stop using the term "cuck" as you have no idea how to use it. You probably just started using it last year. I've been using it as an insult for over 15 years.
Non-op Mormon here Like he said already not magic underwear does it matter what Jesus looked like really What's the point of coming to earth and being tested if we're just going to heaven? Didn't we come from heaven anyway? No idea what the ufo to good bs you said is
>>717630774 lolno Entire theme was jesus. From the beginning. Some people even tried worshipping the prophets descendants, we said "Fuck that", and they fucked of to Mexico to become an "Actual" cult. >>717630879 Modesty >>717630922 Source. >>717631177 We think he looks godly, who would've thought? >>717631186 Yeah, but it's recommended that members don't, since we don't bang outside of marriage, date for the sole purpose of marriage, which isn't good enough for a lot of non-members. And not to mention religious differences can be an issue, especially when kids pop up.
>>717631442 By pajamas, do you mean "magic underwear"? In which case, again, not magic, just modesty. >>717631523 we were already universally despised, having a reputation as "nigger-lovers" would have gotten us genocided. >>717631548 no, i have consensual sex with my wife >>717631566 >We make Jesus look godly who woulda thunk >>717631677 None, but I'm rural. We do have quite a few Pacific-Islanders though, not sure why.
>>717631417 >Yeah, but it's recommended that members don't, since we don't bang outside of marriage, date for the sole purpose of marriage, which isn't good enough for a lot of non-members. And not to mention religious differences can be an issue, especially when kids pop up.
Her family went ape-shit crazy when they found out I wasn't Mormon, which was within 10 minutes of them meeting me, when I told them. I respected her celibacy wishes and wanted to date her with the goal of wanting to marry her, but her family didn't think I was good enough for her, which sucks, cause she ended up dating a Mormon dude who totally ended up abusing her and divorcing her.
>>717631973 Aw shit, sorry dude. But that's not the church, that's just a shitty family. Like, that kind of shit is heavily frowned upon. To the level of "No open punishment, but you will be stripped of all priviledges, and shunned until you leave this particular church" level. Actually, the church would have wanted her to date you, see if she liked you, and whether she did or didn't, try to convert you.
>>717631810 Why be modest about God's creation? If you're beautifully sculpted by His design is it not a sin to cover it up? The first man and woman live in paradise in the nude. Clothes are the invention of man to hide man's shame. How could the heavens edict the people to hide his own creation?
Oh well, that's life. She was the one, I'm convinced. I'm done with dating and relationships now. All my friends say get back out there and find someone, and I tell them "I did find someone." That usually shuts them up.
>>717632445 Eve wasn't the first woman, Lilith was. Lilith was created at the same time as Adam, and refused to be subjugated. In turn God made her a demon, and created Eve from Adam's rib. Learn the actual biblical myths.
>>717632389 >brainwashing She was a member before I met her, bdd pal friendo amigo >>717632445 Because you show it off with the intent of leading others into temptation. >>717632482 nigga das gay >>717632592 We made Jesus look like the stereotypical western ideal of god. Are we going to talk about asian or black jesus, or are we just going to realise that different peoples see jesus differently.
You guys are pretty cool. I moved to Grantsville for a couple years, and when I was trying to get on my feet the local church cut me a check for my rent. I was straight up with them about not believing in much of anything, much less the Book of Mormon, and they still helped me out. Most of the missionaries that came to my apartment were my age so we just talked about comics and mountain biking. Thanks, Joseph Smith!
>>717632626 Well, you did say they divorced, right? You could still get with her, if she really was the one, she might still be. >>717632673 If that was the artists idea of godly, sure. >>717632720 do i look like a jew >>717632757 Well shit guess I have to believe that too >>717632947 For now yeah, but by then I'd be a different person, and I'm sure it'd actually be a massive headache. Not just a few, but billions of screaming, whining, misbehaving children.
>>717632855 >>or are we just going to realise that different peoples see jesus differently.
Well, no one saw Jesus, not anyone we can ask, there isn't even a cave painting of him, that's the point. Its just funny that a racist religion (DO NOT tell me you have black in your coven, or whatever) everytime they depict jesus he doen't look anything like the indigenous people of the middle east.
Tell ya what, tell me you realize he is referred to as "rabbi" more that once in the new testament and I'll leave ya alone.
>>717632855 Do the bushtribes who don't use clothes intend on leading others into temptation? The answer is no their bodies are not taboo or fetishized. To make a sweeping generalization that nakedness begets temptation is narrow minded. Even if it did lead to temptation it's still God's creation you're covering up.
>>717633302 well god created satan too, should I go running to him because he's "god's creation". >>717633275 Well yeah, he would be called rabbi. They wouldn't call him priest of a religion that didn't really exist yet. And we do have black people, you goof.
>>717633505 You do realize that sex cult shit is from a different church right? Like yeah, they take our name as their own, but they aren't us anymore than a hardcore baptist antisemite is a jew for believing in the bible's old testament.
Oh yes, priests have been around waaay before your little jewish cult hit the big time. Egyptian religious leaders were priests 3000 years before the first jew looked up at the sky and cried out for Big Daddy.
>>717633777 Nah, over east. >>717633922 k >>717634094 k >>717634199 Jacob 2:27 Pic related. I don't think the bible says anything against multiple wives, which means if anything, we're the only church explicitly against polygamy.
>>717629337 Raised mormon here. The magic underpants are supposed to remind them of their relationship to God. Like where other religions have their clergy wear uniforms. Since mormons have no profession clergy, except at the highest levels and pull their bishops and stake presidents from the membership, they see it as a sort of uniform.
>>717633608 If he can create satan then he is not infallible able to make mistakes. Could it be the pajamas are a mistake too? Being fully faithful includes being fully blinded. God gave us minds to think not to follow blindly.
>>717633608 God didn't create Satan, God created Lucifer. Satan and Lucifer are two different beings. Satan was one of the demonic creatures that were part of the universe before God made the Earth. Your grasp of religious texts is really shitty.
>>717634705 Yeah, I'm OP. Been in temples, and i've never even heard Elohim, outside of people with misdirected hate towards the actual LDS church, as opposed to the other ones. >>717634772 God has a plan, and satan is part of it. It's all a test meant to prepare us/wise us up for our afterlife duties. >>717634846 The Old Testament says a lot of dumb stuff. Like about not eating shellfish, and cutting off part of your dick, neither of which we follow. >>717634897 We don't have any here so it's not the hate of direct contact, but indirect hate at the idea of someone crippling us by tarnishing our reputation.
>>717635241 Mormon beliefs are different, pal. We believe Jesus, god, and the holy ghost are separate critters. Jesus and satan are normal humans like all of us, the only differences are in their minds. God asked who wanted to be "the Christ", satan and jesus both said yes, satan planned of forcing everyone to do the right thing, while jesus wanted to teach people and let them make their own choices. god chose jesus, satan got jelly and fucked off, and decided to screw with god like a rebellious teenager. >>717635521 Not a stake, a branch. Only like, 40-60 members. Not being more specific, because, yah know, with my luck 4chan would go and spray paint dicks everywhere.
Jesus was not his name. Jesus is a greek invention to rebrand original christianity and turn it into a politically correct government religion. The name Jesus is entirely greek and has no roots in hebrew or aramaic. Jesus means either Hail Zeus or Yah-Zeus. debateable but either way it was not his name. the real guy taught eastern philosophy.
read up on the subject - it's all out there. lots of people with lots of letters after their names (phd) wrote lots of books on the subject. they just get ignored by sheeple.
Mormonism is one of the most bullshit religions right next to Scientology. A con man with a history of polygamy who read from "golden tablets" that only he could interpret. Also, love the part about how his assistant "lost" a 116-page manuscript and because of this, "Smith said that as punishment for losing the manuscript the angel took away the plates and revoked his ability to translate."
Face it OP, your religion is a lie. Also, I don't really think God cares whether I wear a g-string or the super-powered morman underwear
>>717628070 Do the mormon church use white boys as a kind of propaganda?, because I saw them inviting some brown skin people who doesn't match with the mormon's image they use to show, like your picture related or that one
>>717628070 Please tell me your opinion as heavenly father gives it to you: If The Garden of Eden was in Missouri, but Lehi lived in Jerusalem and later sailed TO the Americas, then how did people get to Asia to begin with?
I feel like your answer might be Pangaea, as I have heard a couple Mormons scramble for this answer, which is fine because all Christians seem to have an alternative age for the Earth. But, let me suggest this: Adam and Eve were kicked out of the Garden of Eden in Missouri, migrated up across the Bering Straight, and into Asia.
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