New YLYL thread ! Go motherfuckers!

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>>717584800
You have been visited by the obese pedo of /b/. Obesity will come to you unless you comment "pedo" on this video

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tk6zALZZiFA

>>717584878
Lost

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>>717584800
https://youtu.be/RkC-UVl2D6c

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Always lose to this.

>>717585536
kek

>>717585536
I know acid, it's not like this.

>>717586225
My thoughts exactly. This is the kind of scenario people who've never taken drugs think really happens

>>717585322
9fag detected

wut haha i do the acid all the time!!!!11! this sam thing happnd to my frind and i just last weak man if u think u can just bulshit abot drug u have a nothert thing coming boy

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>>717586390
I wanna try acid
Is it safe if I do it alone in my room?
I wanna eat a lot before doing it because I don't wanna be hungry and I wanna take a bottle of water or something so I wont have to go downstairs for that.
So again, Is it safe if I do acid alone in my room?

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this one always gets me

>>717586739
lost

>>717585536
lost so much

>>717585747
Fucking underated

>>717586688
It's relatively safe but your trip will last for at least a few hours, depending on dosage. Your perception will be skewed, but so long as you remember that you're safe you should be fine. Get some music/films to enjoy and prepare to laugh a lot (hopefully). You can have a bad trip where you feel bad and see nasty things, but it all depends on your brain and the type of personality you have.
>Done lsd twice
>Mushrooms twice
>DMT 4 times
>MDMA more times than I'd care to remember
>Practically spent a decade stoned off my ass

TL;DR
It's better with someone you trust, but ok on your own too. Just don't do any dumb shit you wouldn't do while sober. Eating beforehand will delay trip, but if it means you can avoid people, then it's not a bad idea.

>>717585536
this. also, FUCK YOU!

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Damn bananas. Pic related

>>717587357
kek

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>>717587631
Banana faggots everywhere

>>717588140
Why does she just lay there

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>>717588170
Enjoy

>>717585536

As soon as you notice that his family weren't in his room so wouldn't have seen everything in his room before he went downstairs the story loses its impact.

>717584878

jokes on you, i'm already fat.

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>>717585355
lost

>>717588357

because she's a woman and women are useless

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>>717588470
Why

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>>717588788
Why not? It's just another stale meme in a thread full of them

>>717588788

It's a good anti cancer measure to discourage shitty threads. It's a strategy that slashed the number of trap threads dramatically, but ylyl retards aren't getting the hint.

Hopefully it works soon and we can move onto FB fap and what would you do threads.

Please help make /b/ cancer free.

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>>717588940
There's always one anon that gets it

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>>717588940
wrongs don't make a right.

>>717589145
two*

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>>717588940
die in pain

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>>717589145
Except when it does

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>>717589191
Someone forgot to get their potassium this morning

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>>717588383
Kek

afk... brb

>>717586739
I think that's mean just because he black

>>717588409
I have the biggest grin on my face right now

>>717585098
>That is not a low-calorie diet
lost

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>>717589373

I wish you the most painful death a human body can sustain

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>>717589209
I'm gonna wrong you so hard it will make it right.

>>717586225
came here to say this. Story is fake and gay. Maybe this would happen on some sort of deliriant but not cid

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I don't get why banana fags always show up in ylyl threads. If I see a banana meme I don't even look at it. It's not like it's the worst thing in the world but it's just a stupid meme that makes no sense? Like I don't understand why it's in every single ylyl thread.

>>717589491
its just a fag who loves ylyl so he bumps it but he doesn't know that people leave when they see the fucking bananas

>>717588940
This shit doesn't get posted in trap threads, and honestly is contributing cancer really the best way to go about this?

>hurr duurr /b/ is full of cancer now
>Old /b/ was better

Make a decent thread and help save /b/. Or are we just going to make the board become /bananas/?

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>>717589419
Gave me a chuckle. Thanks Lori

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look at her arms and head.

>>717589419
Save them. They're all yours my friend

>>717585322

Gtfo

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>>717590329
Isn't it wonderful how triggered they get over their Facebook tier memes?

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some oc

>>717590005
lets go niggs

>>717590587
Mind if I save this?

>>717584800
Looks like Cobie Smulders

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>>717590745
It's all yours, friend

>>717590833
Thanks, Lori.

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>>717588940
U'r the cancer of b/

>>717588940
but /b/ is and always has been cancer. if your gonna shitpost, at least have the balls admit its because you enjoy it, faggot.

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>>717590971
You must be new here, friend

>>717591056
If you say so

>>717590971
The banana is literally one of the only funny things in /b/

>>717591132
What is wrong with you?

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>>717591108
>U'r the cancer of b/
You made it abundantly clear

>>717591014
Save it

>>717588940
Ylyl is far from the worst on this shit board. All the cock tribute/rate threads? Loli threads? Fb fap? None of these others are shit posted.

I'm convinced banana posters are fags that want /b/ to consist of nothing but dick picks and child porn.

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>>717588409
nice meme

>>717588383
this kid looks like one of these fucking small bears from star wars!

>>717591203
Not the guy you're replying to, but you also made it abundantly clear, with your own posts. I guess some summer fags stuck around, huh?

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>>717591297
One cancer at a time, friend. I can't be everywhere at once

>>717591183
Right, I forgot how funny the 13 FB Fap threads are.

>>717588940
It did nothing to trap threads. Know why?

It's because the people posting traps are trying to jerk off. They can filter bananas or gore faster than people can make them, and they only stop the thread when they've done their job. Same goes for how Spiderman has failed to rid the board of loli threads after over six years of spamming. It only works to piss people here off because YLYL threads are where the underageb& funnyjunk kids come to post, and they're the easiest to get a reply out of. I have never once been prevented from dumping loli or traps by a spammer, and it's because I come to YLYL threads to gather new batches of MD5s to filter. All hitting the image cap does is make me start a new thread.
Just thought you would want to know.

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>>717591393
>summer
Suuuure

>>717591297
Yeah, they fucking up with the freedom of b/

i'm pretty sur they are something like 3 guys doing this.
They don't like a kind of thread so they spam it.

Pure cancer

>>717589419
>death
> a human body can sustain
you shitty little cunt

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>>717591512
You type like youre underage, friend

>>717591449
Yeah you're not human man. Stupid fag

>>717591014
this

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>>717584800
HURRY UP AND DO THE FUCKIGN DISHES!

>>717589668
Are you seriously so incomprehensibly autistic that you think the bananaposters are trying to share pictures they find funny? Holy fuck.

>>717591456
Wow, you lead a terrible life. How depressing.

>>717591640
You say as you do the same thing?

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>>717584800
HURRY UP AND WASH THE FUCKIGN DISHES!!!~

'JH9IUPGZFBDX
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>>717591723
Banana poster, here, I really do find them quite entertaining.

>>717591640
yeah i'm about to be 3 year old and already know you're cancer
tomorrow i'll learn how to walk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XBPRV38F7Z4

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>>717591779
>U'r the cancer of b/
Ok

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>>717584878
WHAT A FAT DUMB ASS PETE
lkol

you drink bourbon through a hambuer made of cheese

what you cant hear me

are your diabetes not working ?

>>717590547
lol, stolen

>>717591512
>freedom of /b/

Please tell us more how the banana pictured has hurt your freedom. Were you only able to create 9 FB Fap threads instead of 12 today?

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>>717591779
>U'r the cancer of b/
KEK

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>>717591817
M 0 D Z
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>>717585322
lost at the watermark

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>>717591817
>underage
>calls me cancer
Wew

Triggering fags with the banana is the best thing about /b/

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>>717584800
come on strang elets go shopping naked

>>717591958
Look like you're a huge fan of fb fap man.

Banana poster say they are doing this "because ylyl thread aren't funny and we have to do something".

If you were posting dat shit for fun it's all good but doing this for censoring what you don't like is a preteen way to be.

Kid

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>>717589825
But why

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>>717592156
Something so simple, being so triggering. Amazing

>>717591409
So start with the gfur or cock rate threads first, you fucking mongoloid

Truth is, you want /b/ full of loli fur faggot shit. At least don't banana post in denial; you don't give a fuck about cancer

>>717592142
>be you
>not even able to spot sarcasm

well, i can't do anything for you

the trick is to create two ylyl, the first will attract the banana morons, the second the highly skilled ylyl-ers posting quality oc

>>717592192
Meh. Just start a new thread, fag. Also, write more words about the mean banana that makes you mad.

>>717592172

where have i seen this before?

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>>717592247
>implying I haven't spammed their shit
I've shitposted on their threads more than these YLYL threads but ok

>>717588940

I luv banana, so funny. i tell my friends to come here all the time for the banana pics

>>717591958
You don't banana post in fb fap threads, faggot

>>717588383
Wow i lost to this

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>>717592339
>OC in a ylyl thread
One can dream

>>717588940
If spiderman won't stop loli why would banana stop ylyl or trap?

>>717592347
i already did 52 fap thread today i'm good.
now i'll start with trap and cock rate, also maybe some CP thread, why not.

>>717592339
>highly skilled ylylers

You're a massive faggot.

>>717586773
underrated

>>717592367
>Implying in denial
Keep telling yourself you don't want a /b/ full of dick picks, maybe your subconscious will follow suit one day

>>717589993
>e
pls no

ahahahah banana are so funny xD xD xD lol :3

kek lmao

>>717586773
But I can see the image. How else would I know to buy a 4chan Pass.

>>717592348
Emily Bloom

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>>717592611
Yup, I'm the one in denial

>>717592501
>You're a massive faggot.
You're a massive faggot... Sir!

>>717586773
Lost

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5GUXiiJbSIM

>>717592452
yeah

>>717592754
That what a massive faggot would say.

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>>717592727
>Emily Bloom

AH good thing it was not PTHC or something

>>717592830
dat is a banana i would ride

>>717592782
I really l like this one. Can I save it?

>>717586909
I like this onw. how you did it??

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>>717593007
It's all yours, friend

>>717592732
Ylyl is the only reason any straight man would have to come to /b/ anymore, but keep shitposting cheech

>>717592192
Stop trying to censor my desire to post the funny banana

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>>717593250
Keep telling yourself that

>>717593250
This is true. Literally only come here for YLYL

>>717593250
>implying you can't find funny pictures on other websites

It's actually the traps that keep you coming back. Admit it fag.

>>717590993
Is that a banana pasted over Hitler pasted on a black person?

>>717588940
ylyl's have been here longer than you, bud.

>>717593303
Stop censoring my desire to censor you desire censore ylyl thread by posting banana.

>>717590776
actually kekd

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>>717593559
Yes they've been here for a while. Too bad they're fundamentally different now, with lack of OC

>>717588140
It's like she just says oh Fuck I'm dead take me out to sea

>>717592204
smuggling.

>>717586773
Holy shit lol

>>717592172
Pretty looking pussy for a shitty picture

What a shame, image limit reached

>>717589491
It's a psyop to get people to abandon ylyl, and /b/.

>>717589491
>anon doesn't know what a troll is
fucking newfags
I miss spiderman threads, they were way better than banana posters.

>>717594592
Bananas seem more triggering