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how the fuck can there be no Secrets thread? Tell your secrets

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how the fuck can there be no Secrets thread?

Tell your secrets here.

secrets/advice/vent thread
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My friend's brother is a furry and it secretly makes me cringe everytime I see his suit.
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>>717528371

ohmfuck
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i have a fetish for making my girlfriend cringe
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>>717528583

so that explains the fedora
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wheres that guy who came for the 9yo on omegle any vids?
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I brushed Habenero pepper juice on my sisters dildo.
recipe - chop pepper and add few tablespoons water - heat in microwave. discard solids and paint liquid on dildo - as it dries - paint another layer.
> enjoy Anons
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>>717528718
Results?
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I saw my mom's vagina up close as a kid and now I have an incest fetish and cum to the thought of it almost every time I jerk off.
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>>717528714
its a meme you dip

also my moms friend tried to finger me in the back of my moms car
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I was recently diagnosed with severe depression and anxiety. None of my friends or family know, I've only told my girlfriend. I'm too scared to tell my family.
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>>717528903
she is still pissed.
she had to sit in a tub of water for hours.
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First sexual experience with someone: me and another kid jerked each other off at summer camp. We were 13
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I'm a lighter stealer, if you don't ask for it back or are too fucked up to remember you let me use it.... it's mine. I have about a dozen stolen lighters in my sock drawer, I don't buy new ones.
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>>717529954
You taking anything?
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>>717528260
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>>717529438
na I actually came for a 9yo on omegle and have vids
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>>717528694
kek'd
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>>717529954
why would you be scared?
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>>717531389
we also have furry and trump threads hourly. let it slide, anon.
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>>717529204
why were you up close to your moms vagina?
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>>717532190
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>>717529438
I cum regularly for tweens on omegle, they thirsty af
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>>717534364
I too strip and play with tweens on omegle. It's probably my deepest secret.
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my only sexual experience was circlejerking with two other guys, i was like 12
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>>717534487
are you afraid of getting caught
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>>717534487
any share'zies?
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>>717534596
I think friends, family, and peers would judge me harshly if they found out this is how I've regularly gotten off
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I regularly fingered and got handjobs from my neighbors obese sister starting in 5th grade. She was in 7th. It lasted for about 6 years. I habitually cheated on my above average hot girlfriends with my cow of a neighbor.We have never talked about it and my neighbor (good friend) never knew.
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>>717534710
same, if people found the over 400 vids I've got of me raining my set for anyone who wants to watch I'm sure they'd be astounded... But proud
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I totally fell for a camgirl. We met up a few times. She said she loved me; I was head over heels. Ready to leave my wife for her. After we slept together she said she couldn't see me anymore b/c she wanted to stay faithful to her husband. I know it's for the best, but I'm a fucking mess over it.
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I like it when a girl plays with my butthole a little when giving me head. Also we might have accidently killed someone one night but he may have survived, idk he was a drunken asshole anyway.
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Cheat on my long distance bf every once in a while and when none of my guys are there for please me I watch zoophillia porn
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>>717535137
I'd be down to help you out with that ;)
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>>717534327
<3
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I became an alcoholic before i was even 21 because i stopped taking drugs so much and needed a filler. My organs hate me
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>>717534871
I'm happy someone else gets it.
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I have sex with a cuck's wife almost every day.
All my friends/family/coworkers think I'm a perma-virgin because I'm a weeb
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>>717535507
the thirst is real though
that shit gets me diamonds as fuck
especially when they go
>ew no
>wwwwwwwwow its big
>cum for me
3, 2, 1. Blastoff.
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>>717535592
how big's your cock compared to the cuck's?
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>>717528718
were you pissed at her or was it a weird fetish. did she ask if you did it and wtf kind of relationship do you guys have that she knew it was you?

i once ate a sandwich with jalapenos on it, fapped right after and that was some kind of hell.
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>>717535299
Which breed of dog do you own?
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>>717530569
nigger confirmed.
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I have a huge diaper fetish that dominates my sexuality and I hate myself for it
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i had a 12 year old gf when i was 25.
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>>717535732
Slightly smaller. I'm just better than him at fucking her
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I was dating this guy and after a few months we found out he was my cousin by marriage (thats how close our families werent) not only was i 15 and him 18, he ended up also being gay and cheating on me. So there's that.
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M/23... Live straight life. Have a girlfriend.,, nobody knows about my kinks. Can fist my ass, love playing with it. Into anything and everything. The dirtier the better. Basic, and I mean basic, fisting, piss, scat, beast
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>>717530569
fuck you scumbag steve
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>>717530569
btw everyone knows and they hate your guts for it
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my dogs friend fisted me in my dads car
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>>717536195
good for him, I hope he's happy
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I want my sibling to be murdered in the worst way possible. The hatred isn't really a secret but I hope they die asap
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5 inches smaller isn't slightly smaller.
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>>717536557
My bitch ass is good too thanks
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>>717536497
how?
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>>717536793
Paw. Asshole.
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made my sister pregnant when she was 16.
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>>717536764
tits and ill care
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bernie would have won
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>>717535683

I am into that. Always worried about getting busted.
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>>717531767
elite
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>>717534710
what's your strategy? how do you get them
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>>717528260
sister in law's cousin had massive crush on me through high school, told me about it right as she was done.

me 39, her 18. she wanted me to fuck her, so i did
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>>717537607

>fuckin an 18 year old.
>bragging.
>MFW
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wouldnt be surpised if that's my ex in the pic, very similar body type and obviously same fetish.

Didn't weird me out really, just nothing i was into. I didnt understand it to be honest
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huge mom fetish
i wish i didnt
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>>717538070

ever fuck her?
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>>717529204
I saw my mom put in a tampon as a toddler and that shit comes up in my mind almost every time I whack. My sister is a legit doppelganger of my mom too so I feel like I get the double whammy of incest batin.
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>>717538102
no. but I bet I could if I really tried
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>>717538496
Bet you won't pussy
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I have killed people while working and never felt a thing. Its just part of the job.

I put my dog down yesterday and cried for hours.

It was the first time I ever felt anything other than just recoil.
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>>717538496

you need to do it and take pics.

comeback and share with your /b/ros.
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I masturbate in my brothers bed when hes not home
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>>717538635
Vin Diesel?? Dat you???
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Wow I have just fallen in love with you ...
The people who say that they have no secrets are the people whom have the deepest darkest secrets. We all have skeletons. Some are big & some are small. Happy New Year From KANARA.
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My uncle had sex with me regularly for about two years starting from the time I was 10. Looking back on it, some of the most fun and best times of my life.
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I secretly stole and sold about $500 dollars worth of silver coins and Mercury nickels from my dad, and I stole and sold about $1800 worth of marijuana and prescription pills from said fathe, which i used to buy a shit load of lsd and cocaine which I used regularly for years as a preteen. I have a pretty irresponsible father. I also had a sexually active mentally disturbed sister who played with my dick when I was about three, ever since then I have been rather sexually oriemted, and I remember her young child body so I've developed a pedophilia/hebiphilia fetish since then. Fuck the police. I remember showing her my first erection and she sucked it, she was seven, i was abut five.
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>>717538585
ur prob right

>>717538649
trust me anon if I do I will
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>>717539362
just don't act on this "fetish"
also learn to spell
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>>717539362
nice
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it could be worse you could have a glass eye, wooden leg and to top all that off be a middle aged bold man. Ha Ha Ha
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>>717539290
Honestly molestation was a great time, I was horny before, during, and after I was "sexually abused". I don't know whether to "molest" my daughter in order to give her a fantastic time or go through societies norms and make her come out "normal". Good thing I'm a single paremt!
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>>717535037
Story?
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>>717535884
how tho
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I wanna dye my pubes
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>>717539739

it was the 1990's. no one gave a shit then.

or at least didnt look.
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>>717539690
How old is she?
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>>717539290
are you a guy
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>>717539690
dam thats hot you should deff try it out
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>>717539690
How old were you? Male or female? And how old was the person? Just curious as to your situation.

Even if the act itself is not harmful (I believe it is, but we really don't know), society's reaction will be, and there is a chance she will be harmed, either now or later on. Please do not do it. Please.
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Well done
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>>717539473
Fuck spelling, you understood what I meant. Also Yeah I'm probably just gonna preserve her innocence and completely ignore my rampant sexual desires, I would never be able to hurt her, sexually or otherwise. But damn it's so tempting to set up my cameras as "baby monitors".
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>>717539897
No, girl.
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>>717540103
Yeah, I don't see how anybody could bring themselves to hurt someone they love. Thank you for not acting on anything. Sincerely.
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>>717535754
I have a german shep and husky, asl?
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>>717528260
I like to cum on strangers in public.
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i lost a girl because i didnt want to fuck her the first night we met

dont be looking for a relationship in your first semester at college anons, just fuck anything that moves.
at least that way my dick will be numb ;_;
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>>717539552
Yeah it was pretty damn nice. I have a very vivid memory so, fuck yeah, infinite fap material. I know I'm a fucked up person, don't worry, I'll see myself to the local jail
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I like when random strangers cum on me
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>>717537266
look alpha, nice lighting, hairless, be swole as fuck and have an irresistibly delicious looking cock

just won these little scorpion stingers for drainer number 4 today.
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>>717539690
Build a good relationship with her, make her trust yo and vice versa. Once the confidence is strong start bringing the sexual subject subtly, like with stupid jokes at first maybe about guys she knows. Be careful with this one because if you hurt her then the game is over.
If everything comes nicely she will start sharing about her hornyness with you and then will be your time to act.

Trust me I'm femanon.
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>>717540471
Yeah no ones taking your advice till tits are involved nice try
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>>717534364
>>717534487
omegle is just spambots. nice lie though
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>>717540471
>Trust me I'm femanon.
>>717540471
>>717540471
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>>717540581
>omegle is just spambots. nice lie though

wat, there are bots on omegle?
never seen em
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About a week ago my oneitis tells me if I like her that I shouldn't. Leads to her telling me she's not looking for a relationship at this point in her life. I ignore her a few days, she shows up to a new years party at my house with a friend of hers who was in town, she may or may not have fucked him, not too sure. We are alone and she comes up to me and kisses me, I reject her and tell her to fuck off.

BTW I'm virgin. So the next day she shows up to my house again, we are just chilling and then she asks if she can kiss me. After a few seconds of thinking I give in and say yes. We start kissing which led to me kissing her neck, fingering her and sucking on her tits. I asked her if she could take my virginity, at first she said it was a big maybe.

We meet up again at night to hang out for a bit and she ends up telling me that she won't take my virginity. I kinda get a little bit emotional. I don't cry or anything but it turns into a big conversation about her and I and a whole bunch of other stuff.

Fast forward to today I go to visit her on her break at work. I tell her I'm sorry for over reacting over something that's not a big deal. Were just in my car and she cuddles up against me, pressing her elbow into my dick, her face directly in front of my face continuously just staring at me. She then grabs my face and starts kissing me yet again, shortly after that she gets out of my car and goes back into work.

Im honestly so confused right and I don't know what to do. She is really fucking with my head right now
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I used to be a chef at a restaurant/bar when I was 16 or so and there was a girl that I really liked (5'9", blonde, hot bar girl, cool, ass, mid 20s) and I hadn't jerked it in like a week or something, and she ordered a sandwich and I had a boner so I made sure no one was around and came on her pickles for her sandwich and watched her eat my cum flavored bacon grilled cheese with pickles.
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i jerk off at least 5 times a day, i love stealing things, ive got arrested 3 years ago and havent told my girlfriend, dont know how or if i will, i jerk off to pictures of my sister, i stare at boobs or ass then anything else on females.
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>>717540869
Definitely fucked other dude
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>>717540341
agreed, i tried to fuck pretty much every girl I met my 1st year, even ones that were clearly out of my league, but i tried anyway, got lucky with quite a few of them even it was only once or a couple times fucking them. I kinda had a goal to have sex with girls who werent typical white bitches as where i grew up it was 90% white so i never got to fuck asians, blacks, etc.
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>>717540671
Really needed to quote me 3 times? Dumbass piece of rotten shit
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>>717539997
I have not done a thing and I have no plans to do it at any time. BUT we have very little social contact with other people, other than my neighbors and people in a similar situation as us. We live on my self sustainable farm and her mom and I were both horribly bullied so we we eagerly agreed with eachother On the homeschooling thing. So, if she is anything like I and her mother were at a young age, she will be sexually active at an early age and I don't know how to respond to that since I had a "fucked up" childhood according to society. It was a pretty fan-fucking-tastic childhood to me though.
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>>717540978
go to a kleptomania therapist then
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>>717541068
>>717541068
>>717541068
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>>717541068
this neckbeard got shook
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>>717539873
She three and 8 months, she's so awesome I don't want to risk anything, but if she's like her ol' dad she's gonna be asking some interesting questions about the human anatomy sometime soon
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Really wanna bust a nut in my moms lotion
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>>717541064
yeah this girl was out of my league, and i had a chance (multiple even) but because i'm a dumb faggot i missed that.
white bitches are the best though :p
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>>717541085
Who is "us"? You said you were a single parent. Your ex-wife or ex-partner or something?

Just educate her at an appropriate age (puberty) on safe sex practices. That's all you can do. Don't push anything on her - if she wants to experiment, let it be with kids her own age or in relationship without an inherent power dynamic.
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>>717541087
im not worried about the stealing part lol more the sex addict part.
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I'm a paraplegic and no one knows
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>>717541237
take it from someone who at 27 dated a divorced mother of two who regularly brought her two 9/11 year olds in on the action make sure you find someone willing and into it
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>>717541370

fuck off Mr. Hawkins.
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>>717541368
new years resolution - do it one time less per day for a whole month. the next month go one less, until it's down to one
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>>717537741
not bragging, faggot. shouldn't have done it.
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>>717541400
>>717541237
or don't. let her be curious and discover things by herself rather than potentially introducing harmful elements or outside experiences from positions of power
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I was obsessed with masturbating starting at the age of 9 or 10 learned it from a book under my grandmas mattress.... I did it so much as a kid I can't cum from fucking I have to rub my clit to cum now it's like I'm numb inside kinda sucks...
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>>717541524
>shouldn't have done it.

first you brag and now you buckle like a total pussy SJW mangina.

holy shit bro, you have issues. better kill yourself to fix it.
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>>717539984
I'm gonna stick with the baby monitors and cams for now, unless she straight up becomes sexual with me, which is possible, knowing her genetics. I'd still have some moral dilemmas though. Thank satan for isolationism and a good home schooling system in my area though, otherwise she'd probably be "sexually molested" by someone else soon anyway.
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>>717541615
This. Its normal. I gotta dry hump the shit out of something because i found my clit in the high chair as a baby lmaooo
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>>717541750
>>717541615
age you lost your virginity?
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>>717541750
>>717541615
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>>717541806
I was young as fuck. Like 11
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>>717528260
My best friends girlfriend and I get a long better than they do as a couple. One day we started flirting, and that turned into sexting, which turned into a genuine relationship that she's happier with than her 'actual' relationship. She sent me dirty pictures regularly. Fast forward to now, we're engaged, and her boyfriend has no idea. In a few months, she's going to break up with him and we're going to elope to Germany. I feel kind of bad because he's my friend but eh... I love her. How does /b/ feel about that?
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>>717541750
I feel bad for my husband tho... he can go for hours and I not cum. I mean I did it ALOT... sister walked in and I had a blanket over my lap and I still didn't stop as she talked to me. Did it in the school bathroom as a teen too... was afraid to have sex tho didn't do it till i was 17.5
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Yes We all do especially politicians
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>>717541909
to who?
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>>717541956
>I feel bad for my husband tho...

the amount of desperation from the neckbeards here is astonishing.

literally answering questions NO ONE ASKED.

fucking kek.
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>>717541635
so clever, neckbeard. tell me more about the basement you occupy.
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>>717541945
She isn't going to Germany with you, bro. Sorry. Have fun fucking her for a while, but she's definitely not going to Germany with you.
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>>717541317
Technically I said we, not us, but I get what you're saying.

Yeah her mom and I split up, didn't really clarify, sorry. I'd never go with sexual activity with her but if she's sexually curious at a young age and she's not around any kids her age (or kids In general, other than family) than I imagine it'll come up at some point. I mean, I wanted to fuck my mom and sister at a super early age, and my daughters mom was pretty sexually active too, even before our molestation. Trust me, though, the last thing I want to do is hurt my little girl.
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>>717542318
I'll update you in April
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>>717541956
I used to use my muscles and grind slowly sitting down in desks and passenger seats. I feel you. Well does he work the clit while fucking?? It takes practice but my ex learned when to rub it and exactly where and id end up squirting like fuckin crazy.
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the next politician to go is?
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>>717540572
>>>this
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>>717541615
>>717541750
>>717541956
>>717542431
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>>717542399
Sorry, it's late. If it does come up, which it likely will, it's your job to make sure that contact does not happen between you two - again, not because it's inherently harmful, but because it has the potential to be. As you said, you don't want to hurt someone you love. Personally, I couldn't risk that either. Educate her - birds and the bees, safe sex, etc. Just be a resource for her.
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>>717542168
This dude i met at a fair lol. He ended up being my first love. He used to bruise me and bite me till i bled on my shoulders and shit. Reason for my kinks. My mom hated him lmaoo
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Sorry i need to go another corrupt polition is going down .. bye from KANARA
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>>717542431
I usually do the grinding on my clit sadly I've recently figured that out on my own so before that I would get him off then I would get myself off...
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>>717528718
Psht...
...I put superglue in my sister's vagisil after she blew me in for having porn on my tablet.

I heard her crying in her bathroom the one night, then she went & woke up my mom. Don't know what happened after that, but saw the tube in her trash the next day. Cunt.
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>>717542681
was he your age or older or what? sounds older if he knew to do all that... also sounds fucked up. or fake.
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>>717542794
you're fucked up. jesus.
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>>717542729
>polition
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>>717542934

he's indian.
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kek
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>>717543072
I too enjoy photoshopping screenshots to prove a point to an anonymous person on an anonymous imageboard
What are you doin with your life
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>>717542848
He was older by a couple years. Had older brothers so i think they influenced him. Was kinda fucked up but i was already fucked up and weird lol
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>>717543243
don't have photo shop friend.... what are you doing spending your time fishing for comments you assume are same fags and when proven wrong you salt??? Of all the flavors you choose salt? why
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>>717540471
I trust you "femanon"

Honestly though listening to my ex's (her mom) stories and descriptions, I could totally believe that, though my paternal instinct says "keep that shit pure". That's why I'm basically decided to wait and play it safe, thiygh if my girl initiates it the way my ex did to her dad I'm probably gonna have to explain some shit. Biologically speaking though incest is fucked, so I dont plan on outright fucking her.

The only thing that hurt my ex when she was a child was her dad getting used to sexual activity with her, and beating her when she said no to him. Don't worry though I beat the living shit out of him when her and I got together after hearing that, he had a heart attack years later
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>>717543407
>thiygh if my girl initiates it
Then it is your job to prevent anything inappropriate, and explain to her why that is inappropriate despite the fact she is naturally curious.
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>>717542595
So my ex told me she had "golden years" so to speak where she basically learned to masturbate from her older sister and dad, sis showed fingers, dad showed dildos and toys. Then he fucked her, she didn't enjoy because hymen pain and he was a fat fuck and started physically abusing her when she said no. Should I just let her find out on her own or buy her a vibrator or some shit? My girl's mom's golden years constituted of personal exploration and a vibrator her much older brother bought her. My first ex was a hardcore nympho and she had a normal, typical, "unabused" childhood, so it's kinda difficult to say which is right and wrong after seeing both sides of the coin so to speak
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>>717528260
Me and my little sister got a new baby sitter when i was about 14. I fucked her up the butt and got succ constantly.
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>>717541400
Personally I'd be down if it were her friends or something, I know I'm a fucked up human, but I'd be much more okay with fucking/playing with a biologically unrelated young girl than my own baby girl
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>>717544242
You should let her find out on her own. She can use an electric toothbrush if she wants to, anyway (or just buy her own as a teen, ask older friends, etc.) - IF she wants to, and WHEN she wants to, without you (her biological dad!) pushing anything.
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kek at all the virgins itt giving parenting advice. hahah
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>>717544414
>>717544242
Also, I say this with my brain - against everything that seems hot to me or what I'd do in my dreams. It's taking a lot to write this. So I hope you at the very least consider it. Her experiences may not necessarily be the same as anybody else's and pushing or introducing things (especially with your position of authority and trust) has the potential to really hurt her (even though I of course hope it wouldn't - but that is still a very real potential).
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>>717543598
Already as a little girl growing up on a farm she's asked so many sexual questions, even if I have literally no sexual input from myself or others. And I feel as though there are many things defined as "inappropriate" by society that aren't at all inappropriate. I mean, really, every single boy on earth has uncontrollable elections, yet that is completely taboo to speak about and "inappropriate" by societies standards, even though it is completely natural. As a man who studied biology for my nursing school and studied animal husbandry for my farm at home, the lines are pretty goddamn blurred. I might add I'm a mental health nurse, and I've never even seen Any mental problems that come from purely sexual issues, all of them have some physical or emotional trauma as opposed to sexual trauma.
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When my nephews stay at my house I sometimes let them shower with me and my gf if they want to, gf is perfectly ok with it. Their godfag parents shelter them from reality especially when it comes to sex/nudity type stuff. She is the 1st girl they have seen nude up close. Last time was a couple days ago
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>>717544394
who? the baby sitter or ur little sister? age of baby sitter?
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>>717544986
That's pretty natural, anon. Kids are curious. It's your job to educate them (as you said, go ahead, talk about ejaculation, how that all works, etc.), not to inappropriately introduce them to things. Society's definitions of things and taboos aren't exactly right, but there is a line somewhere and I think you know it.
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>>717536966
I'm admittedly upset about that bitch's disrespect of your dubs.
If that didn't deserve tits then fuck are we even doing here?
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>>717528260

I am god.

I created the universe.

How many times do i have to come into this thread and say that for someone to be impressed? a little credit here, please.
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noticed my step sister sneaking in my room thinking i dont see her coming in. see her peek in the door when im changing.1 day I decide to pull out the dong and she looks at it for a few seconds then leaves (nerves I'm guessing)
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>>717544627
I totally agree that i, almost entirely her only source of education and moral basis, should not push anything on her, let alone force it. I wouldn't even suggest it. The whomever Point for me even posting on here is basically to figure out what's too far and what's not. By societies standaeds, what happen to me was totally fine, but I still have near constant memories from what happened, so it's tough to say what's right and wrong from my perspective. Fuck maybe I should just hire a nanny or some shit, or marry some hardcore Christian bitch
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>>717545498
Whomever was supposed to be "whole" damn autocorrect and my lack of caring
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>>717545498
hands off (except for in parental ways obviously) - no sexual stuff - actions, or talk. a nanny at some point in life would likely help, especially if you're busy at work, etc. i highly doubt you'd be attracted to her anyway, and if you are, consider speaking with a therapist if you feel it's impeding your ability to be a good parent.
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>>717545490
ages? I have 4 sisters, growing up we saw each other naked all the time, didnt need to be james bond.
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>>717528260
i masturdate to females who look alot like my past ex and i used to have a special room in my mind where evreytinhg was her skin and her face was splayeed all over the walls


kinda like when you look at a texture file from hl2
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>>717545186
She has already learned about sex and birth and all that, hell she was there when my most recent doe gave birth, so I'm not worried about that. And I was never inappropriately introduced to anything, I confronted my older siblings about my sexuality (at age five mind you, at the very latest) and it was perhaps the best time of my life. I'm just worried she's gonna confront me with her sexuality (like her mom did to her dad) and I'm not gonna be able to respond correctly.
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>>717545793
ya but thats what she likes. she likes to spy. so i dunno what i should do. maybe next time she'll stay longer.
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>>717545970
I have faith that you will respond "correctly" - that is, appropriately. You have the whole internet to use. There's lots of parenting advice. Take some of it to heart. Talk with a professional if you need - that's often what they're there for. You'll do your best - I have faith in you. You don't want to hurt her. You may have enjoyed it but she very well may not. Just do your best and don't do anything you think the vast majority of society would deem harmful. Please. Good luck, anon. Hope to be a father some day as well.
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>>717546191
did she know you saw her and purposely whipped out your dick or did you pretend not to know she was there?
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>>717546462
pretend i didnt know
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>>717545715
I'm not attracted to her though I won't deny that my childhood memories of my 8 yo sis (who "molested" me) pervade almost all of my masturbatorial thoughts. I agree hands off, but I know my daughters mom described the period between when she learned to masturbate (which she learned from her father and much older brother) and when the true abuse started was what she described as the best parts of her childhood, and my first girlfriend (who was totally "normal") was complete sexual deviant. So it's tough for me to think of myself telling my daughter "no, it's inappropriate to ask me about your sexuallity" or even tell her "you need to wait until you're older" when the woman who was abused became super successfull and the woman who wasn't abused is basically just a slut who married rich. Maybe I just have specific experiences
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I love to make my mom bend down and pick up stuff off the ground when she wears low cuts and she has a nice rack. I try to peek over her shoulder anytime I get so I can see down her shirt
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>>717545037
haha thats dope those kids gonna remember that fondly
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>>717546713
Fetishes or kinks are like that sometimes. Doesn't mean instances like that necessarily lead to those sorts of thoughts later in life - they can instead lead to trauma, depression, PTSD, etc. I'd say if she has questions about masturbation, ask her to talk with a female relative who you both trust (I'm sure there's one), or a doctor. I'm young and also will have to navigate this someday. I'm sure other places on the internet can help give more advice - to both you, and maybe eventually her. Your experiences, like everyone's, are specific, so be sure not to generalize those or assume they will be the same as hers. I do think you know what is right, what is expected, and what will be best for her - even if not fully at this time. Do the absolute best you can do, for her sake - that's all I (or anybody) can ask.
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>>717546346
Yeah I do have the internet, but the Internet has fucked me up royally before. I just hope her sexuallity isn't determined by genetics or she's gonna be one sexually active little girl. That's mostly what I worry about, that she's gonna become curios and if I don't provide a satisfactory answer to her, like I needed, she will go find some other adult or sexually active kid. Her mom basically found the worst kind of adult to explain sex to her, an abusive sexually deviant adult who happened to be her dad.
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>>717528260
I low key lost my ass virginity to a dude with a thick 10 inch dick. I was 19 he was 21. I am still straight and in a relationship of 3 years now age 24...No one knows I took his big fat cock in my tiny ass but me and him. we moved on, he got married to some dude and I am settling with my gf.


But yet he recently contacted me saying how I am the only person in the world to get him hard for hours. Says he ants to take a flight over to where i live iand fuck my ass for hours. I am aroused by the thought of it.

WHat should I do b? Let him eat my ass and penetrate it fully with his 10 inch cock? Maybe let him cum deep in my little asshole. Finish the job, he never fully did back in the day.
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I got fondled by my younger brother once, he thought I was sleeping but honestly I was too shocked to say anything. He felt me up and sucked on my nipples.
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>>717547127
for sure. the 1st time they were pretty shy/apprehensive, they pretended not to look at her, by just taking quick glances. she made eye contact with one of them, he quickly turned away. she told them it was ok to look all they wanted to.
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>>717547184
Yeah she has her mom and her aunts and all that but like I said we all have been quite traumatised by other people and society in general so we have done our best to stay isolated. Though her mom and I have separated she could still talk to her mom about this, I just feel like my ex, her mom, would have essentially the same problem and I worry the sexually would just be repressed until a later date and she would develop a dependency on sex due to a lack of education. I don't know, I smoked weeds about an hour ago or so and I've been super paranoid about my daughter ever since. She's really smart so I'm sure she will be a-okay no matter what she asks me. I totally agree with the no hands on, as well. Thank you for talking with me, kind anon(s).
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>>717545037
enjoy your prison sentence pedofag
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i have a little white step daughter (yes, she's over 18) that i want to see in the middle of a "compromising situation"

i hope that maybe one day, i'll come across this on one of my internet boards i frequent.....

browsing the porn section

see this

"Tiny little strawberry-blonde girl sucks off a gang of niggers in Throat Gagger scene"

and then the description

"Tiny 5 foot nothing <HER> sucks off the biggest, blackest dicks in porn, and eats ALL the cum"

and it's right above a blowbang publicity pic of her down on her knees with her sweet little face surrounded by 10 black cocks right at mouth level, all 10" or more, all within inches of her innocent little lips but all ready for sucking and doing a tonsilectomy on this tiny little white girl. i'm talking a mercilessly hard throat fucking. i mean that mouth is going to be a warm, wet, sloppy home for hard nigger cock for the next two hours of more. a nasty spit and pre cum filled fuck socket for MASSIVE BLACK COCKS.

i want to watch that little fucking whore SWALLOW big black cocks. i mean like mandingo BBC. and i mean a fucking 10 nigger mouth raping. at the first of the scene she would be asked "what are you here to do today?" and her answer would be, "suck a lot of black dick" then she would be asked "how many" and she'd answer "i don't even know how many are here. i guess every black dick here gets a turn in my mouth." when she has a pitch black telephone pole size hard nigger cock in her throat and they ask her if she loves sucking black cock, the only thing i want to hear out of her is "glugg gaahh gagg flughhh". i want to watch her nose touch a 12" nigger dicks stomach. i mean swallow it right down to the fucking nuts!!! and as the box cover said, she's gotta eat ALL THE SPERM!!! load after load i mean. good source of iron style, thick ropes of hot nigger sperm filling her sweet little white mouth and sliding down her tiny little white throat.

seriously, she's a fucking bitch. i hate her
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>>717547673
Have fun trying to arrest literally evrything i.p. address on this site
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>>717547673
oh lawdy! hope dey dont give me the death penalty! save me Jesus!
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>>717547557
as a guy who was raised oppresively, i am somehow grateful to you doing this for your nephews , your gf is dope too
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>>717547621
That makes sense. Hopefully she will look stuff up online - even god damn babies have iPhones these days - or ask friends in school, etc., which is very probably. Don't worry - just trust and do your best and keep her safe. You have a good heart, I can feel it. I really do wish her the best. Happiness and love. It's sort of embarrassing but even now I'm feeling really protective of her and hope she stays safe and loved - even though we're just random strangers here. But I do wish both of you the best. Goodnight, anon.
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>>717547523
The kid knew what he was doing, sucking nipples releases oxytocin and creates physical dependency between the nipple owner (you) and the nipple sucker (him). So if you feel like you want him to suck your nipples again that's just your chemicals acting up.
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>>717548068
That explains everything, thank you.
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>>717548068
>>717548152
lol what a lie
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>>717547871
glad some one understands. It's not fair for them, their parents are setting them up for failure in life later on, should be child abuse imo. it will hopefully make them much more comfortable around girls, and people in general. want them to see that nudity/sex as normal, not some trick from the devil so that they should be scared/ashamed of it.
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I got a 7 inch dick but im a virgin.
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I think about an heroing myself everyday
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>>717548390
yeah dude I really appreciate what you're doing for them and trust me it helps them a lot. Thanks, you're doing something really good
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I cut myself
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>>717547925
She's only three, almost four, but she technically has free access to internet, even now, through the household computer, though she can't even use a mouse haha it's cute to see her try, she can pretty much only voice recognition games,.like I said, she's super cute. The light of my life. And she's gonna be home schooled, its all set up, at least until middle school or 10 yo, if she wants to do public school in redneck ville she can. And it shouldn't be embarrassing, being protective Over the young and the week is the very base of human nature. That's why I prefer anonymous social interactions, when it's In person people hide their true protective feelings because they think it's "not cool" or they would get picked on themselves. Thank you for caring about the well being of the one I love more than anything, don't let that embarrass you. Goodnight kind anon, sleep The sleep of the just.
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>>717548202
Basic biology b/ro Google it. Literally the only reasons mothers don't kill their whiney ass babies, and why rich bitches use wet nurses.
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frosted butts
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>>717548895
prime heart break material
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>>717548491
I also help them with things like hygiene which is a pretty important life skill. they are all uncut, but their dad is cut, so i can relate to them better and can teach them correctly based on experience, not from something in a book/article
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>>717548152
No need to thank, it's a shitty situation brought on by nothing but biology. Try to sleep in more clothes, or a sports bra, or much more blankets, or simply on your stomach. Or just confront him about it, honesty is powerful. Also don't listen to >>717548202 you can literally just Google it, or go to high school.
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>>717548895
That's a dark secret bro
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>>717528260
1) my guilty pleasure is emo music
2) Got girl $50+ of presents but i messed up and she wont talk to me goodbye 50 bucks goodbye dreams
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>>717549340
What's did you get her that fucked shit up? Also does listening to emo music automatically make one bleed from wrists
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>>717528260
I'm looking forward to the day when my masters come to enslave humanity and I will have my human-appearing surgery reversed. Ugh... male and female parts not on the same being, only two breasts, no prehensile tail, only two eyes, rounded ears, no ear antennae, no back armor plates, dull teeth... humans are so homely.
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bumps
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When I was 17 I fucked a 14yo virgin mormon girl
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>>717540869
She wants you to make a fucken move....don't ask...make it happen. Next time you're alone and making out....make the clothes come off, get your dick out and fuck her. Be confident, take charge, act as if you know what you want and what you are doing. Until then, visualize the way it will play out, then act on it when you get her alone.
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>>717528260
Sniffed this girls ass and fondled her tits while she was passed out at a party last year. Still to this day doesn't know, hang out with her and her friends every couple weeks. Got to be close friends. Innocent girl with a smelly shithole
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sometimes i feel REALLY desperate because i realize im out of food/drink even tho i was sure i had some left, but i literally felt nothing at all when members of my family died / when i learned fucked up shit happened around the world
i dont rly know what to think about that
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bmpp
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bi fag here, when I was 19 I fucked a cute 13yo boy several times
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bimp
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>>717536919
I'll bite. Story?
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>>717528260

>be me
>socially awkward as fuck
>go to party with friends
>lots of alcohol, cocaine and mdma for everyone
>drive female friend to her house
>she blacks out on bed
>molest her for a while but can't manage to get her undressed
>leave
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>>717554975

we used to have sex. i came inside her a lot of times and i kept doing it because she didnt get pregnant. then she did.
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This weekend I am finally sharing my girlfriend with a black friend of mines.
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I got a blowjob from my sister with downsyndrom

I would greentext , but im a faggot whos on moble (app)
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>>717555973
you didnt return the favor??
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>>717555530

Fucking cuck
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>>717528260
i usually fuck me neigbour she has a brain disorder....
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>>717545363
get quads or more and ill be impressed
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>>717535037
Greentext time
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bamps
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I get off sharing pics and videos of my buddy's hot ex. Dumb bitch would be so humiliated if she knew that so many people have seen every inch of her body and know exactly what she looks like with a cock in her mouth and cunt
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When I was 15 I gave oral sex to a 10yo girl several times
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>>717548444
check'em
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im trippin balls atm
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sometimes, when i'm too lazy to get out of bed to get tissues, i cum onto my stomach and rub it in like moisturiser
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>>717557744
triple dubs?
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>>717557830
Cum in your hand and slurp it up. Much more satisfying.
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>>717528260
My new years resolution was to stop fapping to trannies/shemales/etc

So far so good
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>>717529954
It seems a little unlikely that your family wouldn't notice.
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>>717528260
I'm only gay because women are a pain in the ass, not attracted to guys whatsoever.
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>>717533221
he thought he was talking to your head
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>>717552543
What did you expect her ass to smell like, you fucking molester?
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>>717558134
Faggot
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>>717539690
Story?
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I lost my virginity to my tardy friend's chubby cousin who was living with him back when I was 12. I basically got invited by him to a sleepover which my mom made me go to so I don't insult him(he was one of those 'special' kids).
Fast forward to 11:00 PM he was super focused on some cartoon while his cousin gave me handjobs and blowed me under the blanket.
She even suggested me fucking her in the pussy but I was scared about making her prego because I didn't know how those things worked back then.
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>>717535490
boohoo bitch
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Posted my ex on 4chan so much she can be found nude on Google just searching her name ....I used to think it was fun now I feel awful
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>>717558698
Name?
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>>717558819
I don't think I should post it
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>>717558857
do it
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>>717558889
Nah I feel bad about it
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I use to post nudes on here while I was dating people. Don't do that anymore cause now I have a bf that goes on 4chan
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>>717558889
>>717558819
Maybe share privately ?
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>>717559099
>>717558976
>>717558819
>>717558857
FUCKING DO IT YOU PUSSY FAGGOT
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>>717559133
So angry
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>>717528260
Your time will come
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>>717559133
I don't think I should a lot of her info will pop up plus nudes
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>>717559559
that's the point
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>>717559630
White nights ...
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>>717559630
If I post it what will you do ?
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My 2 uncles taught and trained me to suck their cocks and swallow all their cum when I was 9-13, until eventually they opened my ass and could spitroast me. Was years ago so no cameras everywhere, and one uncle let me suck his cock in public places so other people could see me. I loved people watching. I loved every minute of it. I greentexted it all yesterday but the thread 404'd.
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>>717559888
keep spanking my mokey. but im not that guy
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>>717559979
Post nudes you find ?
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I enjoy putting girls over my knee and giving them a bare bottom spanking.
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>>717559888
Show my buddy's a guys slut wife that has no clue she's jerking material for thousands of perverts. I hope she's some rich upscale stuck up bitch too.
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>>717560411
there's no apostrophe in 'buddys'
dickhead
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>>717560411
>>717559630
If I post her will you post the nudes you find ?
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>>717560616
More to the point, it's buddies.
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I found my teenage brother in law's email and kik and posed a stranger and asked him if he wanted to see my wife (his sister) nude. Well he did and we chat all the time online. I now have vids of my wife's little brother jerking off on her pics. Neither has any idea
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>>717560770
How old is he?
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>>717560739
that too, smartass
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>>717560872
He's 12 years younger than she is...not looking to get v& here. All legal. He told me he showed some of his friends too. My wife is jerk material for her brother and his friends
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>>717560993
You have found yourself a gold mine.
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>>717560993
Nice that's awesome can we see the wife ?
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>>717559133
>>717558889
>>717558819
If I post her will you post the nudes you find ?
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>>717561207
Who even cares if you really post her or not? THis is 4chan. She will be indistinguishable from most nudes.
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>>717561165
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>>717561398
Nice
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>>717531389
If you want different threads then make them
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>>717561386
I mean I sure she cares
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I'm a dude and I've gotten more bj's from dudes then I have girls and every time I let a guy blow me I feel very uncomfortable
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>>717555027
She does not remember anything or have a clue of what you did?
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