>ITT: POST SUPERPOWER AND THE POSTER BELOW IMPOSE A DRAWBACK

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IZAYAAA!!!!
>>717496222
You can never turn back. Not like you used your dick anyway cuck

The ability to read minds

>>717496888
the first mind you read is Hayato's and Yoshikage Kira has Bites the Dust active on him

>I can stop time

>>717496222
to turn back, you need to have sex with ten guys

>>717496222
>>717496888
>>717497711
>>717498044
is this a get thread

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>>717497711
Jotaro Kujo wants to beat the shit out of you cause you pissed him off

>>717498075
Trips get thread
>each get makes you a little gayer you fag

I can manipulate magnetism with high efficiency and accuracy

>>717496222
The ability to make a funny ylyl thread with oc

I can suck my own dick

>>717498539
All negative one half inch of it.

>>717498539
I can do that without superpowers, drawback is you're sucking dick

>>717498453
You have to sing nyan cat while doing so

> the ability to cure any illness

>>717498475
The OC is just porn of the banana

>>717498539
because your dick is attatched to the roof of your mouth

>I can extend my whole body at will

I can make dank memes

>>717498475
>if no one replies "lost" to your oc, you're mother dies in her sleep

>>717498693
It's instantly replaced with a worse one

>I can negate anything at will

>>717498693
You gain every illness you cure

>>717497711
You can only stop time for 1 second every 24 hours.

Can make Sammiches appear at will

>>717498884
>>717498884
Everything you negate is niggated instead

>>717498929
Every sandwich is tuna fish.

>>717498728
Only by [s4s] standards

>I can erase things from existence retroactively

>>717498725
But only while naked

>>717496222
I have the ability to turn downsides into advantages.

>>717498725
But you can't retract it and will eventually end up like some sort of retarded slinkie

> the power to make anyone check their privilege

>>717498929
never as good as the first one

>>717499004
You have to be masturbating into your dogs' face to do so.

>>717498728
You can only make naked banana memes

>>717499004
Only by using a literal eraser on the end of a pencil

>>717498912
But technically wouldn't that 1 second be all he needs? Since time is stopped that one second will last indefinitely.

>>717499081
Trump wins

>>717499069
a new disadvantage is made and used against you before you can comprehend it

>I can make things grow and shrink

>>717499069
You can only do it while rimming the person you are changing the disadvantage
(Got u punk)

>>717496888
You can only read your own mind

>>717499265
But everytime you fart, sand fills your shoes.

>>717498725
Underrated.

>>717499265
Only in increments equivalent to postive or negative Graham's Number

>>717499109
I don't have a dog :(

>>717499208
No, it's 1 second relative to the person for whom time is stopped

>I can absorb people's intelligence

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>>717496222
Every time I see this picture I think of this guy

>>717496888
it's in a language you don't understand

I can travel the universe at the speed of light without needing oxygen to breathe

I can drawback super powers

>>717499487
You immediately start off at the speed of light causing your internal organs to be destroyed from the inertia

>>717499487
You'll never find your way back to Earth, or any lifeforms for that matter

>>717496222
Destroy all shitty memes.

>>717499487
But you have no ability to determine where nor deflect debris. Move anywhere near 1% the speed of light and immediately have a rock drill through your skull vaporizing your body.

>>717499669
Replaced with actual shit on your monitor

>>717499487
You have no protection against any other hazard in space.

>>717499487
You're still vulnerable to the radiation

>>717499507
what does that mean?

>I can charge any electrical appliance with a mere touch

>>717499441
only the brain dead.

>>717499487
But you can't stop

>>717499441
As long as their IQ is under 10

>>717499820
touching appliances causes you to shout out racial slurs at the top of your lungs.

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>>717496222
Alex Mercer's Powers.

>>717499820
>doing so stops you from getting an erection until the battery goes flat

youre actually happy, your depression just goes away
oh and you can shoot lazers out of your cock

>>717499669
You must watching /b/ for 24/7 for your entire lives
>become mods.

>>717499820
But you're not immune to the electricity generated

>>717499820
Only by very loudly and repeatedly calling said appliance a dirty whore, slut, cumdumpster etc. without repeating anything in the charging session once.

>>717499669
The memes you like are also destroyed, reveiling that your own tastes are shittier than you thought. Young people become distant and scary to you.