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Gay robot animals will replace your wife in the future.

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Gay robot animals will replace your wife in the future.
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I found dev's dildo
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You're late.
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I haven't invested in one yet since I spent more than usual at Christmas but that's on my list. I'm pretty uneducated about all the audiophile stuff in general anyway.
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What id I dont have a wife?
You can't put a price on good music.

You get two gay robot animals.
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husband material
Then you turn into Marty.

Recommend me a setup.
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How is a robot gay? And im not spending money on a steel and silicone whore.
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I'm getting impatient.
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Good afternoon.

Hardblush Marty.
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what if I have a husband already
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Im not pretty nor do I bottom.
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Marty is pretty?
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So a gay robot will replace my wife? Alright, I'll just watch the girl on girl action then.
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Flamboyant, fetching, dandy, fop.
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The same way it thinks. It appears to be male, acts like a male, and it bends over for you.

You only get one.


Sitting on my face counts as touching.
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Between the two of you, I'd definitely say he(it) loses on the attractiveness factor.

That's fine.


Also that first image was super rude.
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What was rude?
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is that a cait
He was texting while receiving a hug. Like saying, whatevs this is nothing.
Wouldnt it be cheaper to just buy a fleshlight?

I reckon more would prefer a femboy like Marty over me.
I'm fine with that. Lowers my competition.
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>I'm not spending money on a steel and silicone

When I was a kid I was good at fights. When I was a teenager I was good at fights. I like steak and robots. I'm really good at killing people. I want to be a robot.
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Get fucked.
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I just take it as a relationship where the two know each other very well, and physical contact is very commonplace. Don't need to be hugging back 24/7. It's just comforting.
Or something.
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Okay, but by this guy
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I dunno, the qualifications are kinda stiff even if you have one or two people to contend with.
Uriel Septim recognized me immediately and we didn't even know each other that long.

Whatever. You'd say anything to defend white dog.

That's what I have these here murdering tools for.
Good to see ya. Should add em on Steam. :3
sup nigga
He died though. I don't think I'd trust it if someone named their account after him.
You could probably boop his ampullae of Lorenzini but I dont recommend engaging in shallow water.
Sorry, add me on steam. My hands mixed it up.
Eh, I'd just concede. I'm tired of fighting for people.

Oh I see. I'll try to find you on there.
Me two. Then again im also tired of people making fun of me for it.
I got by THis Old Dog.
I have Guzma as my pic.
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I mean, it's just an image.
Sorry I didn't include trigger warnings.
Games and beer.
Stout is gud.
Time to go show these scrubs how to head shot as Widowmaker.
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russian stout?
they're good shit regardless.
Fun of you for what?

That's a lot different than squash.

We should play Overwatch later.
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Yes. It's a special holiday kind.
Super good stuff.
I'm playing it now.
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you better share faggot
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Zero marks on my plaque of sexual conquest.
I know. I can find the page if you want.
Yeah but I should eat tonight.

I wouldn't worry about shit such as that.

I'll find it. Just might take me a few minutes.
Anyhow I'm in OW so I'm going to go for a bit.
Yeah well I associated with those people for years so its diamond cut into my psyche.
Alrighty, have fun.

It's kind of sweet that you haven't yet honestly.
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Eating is always good.
Nigga I paid good dosh for this shit. Just got it an hour ago.
If you have a vore fetish.
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which is why you should share beer goes best with friends
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I must have a food fetish or something.
Buy your own. This shit is straight fire. I ain't giving it up to the best of friends.
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why are you being so rude
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Because that's how much I enjoy this stout.
Enough to be rude.
because you're gay
So the dog trick would work on you then?
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What trick is that?
Nah I'm good you weird fags can have it though

In between games but got it
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ok but
just a sip
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no that's a plus

Got it.

I'm out. Take care, all.
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I would give a sip if you didn't live on the other goddamn side of the country.
It's brewed with chili peppers, cinnamon, cocoa nibs, and vanilla, so it's p good.
I am a cat irl
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post pix of cat irl also thanks
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It was a dirty lie.
what was a lie you wont share?
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I will not post pictures until I am successfully a cat.
>not a cat
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Science needs to hurry up with this shit.
I'm eager to make the transition.
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