Dear 4chan,
It's us, Anonymous, once again. Except this time it's the leader speaking.
We are finished with your child pornography, gore, and cruel jokes that spread like a snakes bite and ruin the internet. Where have all of the internet's problems come from? Reddit? 9gag? No, no.
Here.
Tonight at 12:00am Pacific Time 4chan will officially come to an end.
"kek u cant do sh*t"
Not only do I have my hacking skills and team aside me, but I also have 9gag, the founding website of Anonymous, aside us.
You're probably all thinking
"DARNIT GUYS WHAT DO WE DO"
There is one thing you CAN do. Surrender. I want Moot and Heaven here, with the ID and everything, saying sorry, and banning all of things disgusting things from your website.
As of now, you have 3 and a half hours.
The clock is ticking, gentlemen.
We are legion.
We do not forgive.
We do not forget.
- The Leader
>>717477485
Can I just show you my penis instead?
>>717477690
/thread
Kek u can't do shit
>>717477485
It's not that bad here.
I would recommend going after the captcha companies.
>>717477485
You can end /b/! But don't take /tg/ and /vg/ away from me!
hey guys
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>>717478060
Fred?
>>717477485
Arab fuck off
>>717477485
Old pasta
kek u cant do shit
Oh nooo!! I't is the leader!!
lol newfag tryna take down fucking 4chan
Why?
I mean... There is a thread like this every fucking day, cant you just fuck off?
>>717477485
Kys
i miss
Heaven
kek even if this was real youre just some fucking nerd.
Are anonymous originating from 9gag?
"Moot" there is no moot anymore nigger
You fucking niega. Internet is a he avén compares to real life , if you Santa to do something good you should be helping the Hungry or shit , not beign a fucker here.
Oh shit. The leader lives in a shity place with a shity bed and is black. Naw nigga u full of shit
>>717477485
take your stale pasta home... it smells of 2014
Is this a Peter Parker thread
>>717478698
Ye
GET SUCKED... BY... My giant butthole
>>717479356
*4chin
>>717477485
>M00t
>Heaven
Do newfags even remember roodypoo
This is now a spiderman thread
>It's us, Anonymous, once again. Except this time it's the leader speaking.
>- The Leader
Newfags are funny
Huh...guess we should give up.
kek roflmao
>>717480333
nice dubs
>>717478635
Fail
Hey /b/ I bet someone 50 bucks that some faggot in china just got onto his mom's computer and typed fucking ping 4chan.org
ddos attack in progress
>>717477485
>it's the leader speaking
Anonymous has no leader.
>spread like a snakes bite
How exactly does that work? IT'S A PUNCTURE WOUND, NOT A FUCKING VIRUS.
>Pacific Time
Ok, if you didn't want people to try to figure out your location, you wouldn't use PT, you would use GMT.
>"kek u cant do sh*t"
DING DING DING motherfucker!
>I have my hacking skills
...which are equal or inferior to your cleaning skills.
>9gag, the founding website of Anonymous
Ehhnope.
Anonymous is kinda a joke at this point
>>717479749
We went to high school together, i recognized that ballsack from your ig.
>>717480659
>>717477485
I don't think anonymous exist anymore. The ones that weren't recruited, caught by the feds or went into hiding grew up and now has families of their own to protect.
But i think anonymous were truly great when they existed and who knows maybe a new crew can pick up were anonymous left off:
- We are legion.
- We do not forgive.
- We do not forget.
- We fight for freedom and what is right.
>>717477485
Hypothetically even if you COULD 'hack 4chan' what would you do with it?
I mean its not as if there are any credentials you can leak or anything.
>>717481255
I guess packet sniffing, but for the Tor and VPN users that really wouldn't work. And anything on any computer can be hacked by any person. Everything that can be built can be taken apart.
>>717481627
>Everything that can be built can be taken apart
besides your newfaggotry
Op gay
>>717477485
You strike me as the kind of idiot who sends four pings to a 127.0.0.1 and checks to see if it's still up.
Man I wish we had IDs again
DARNIT GUYS WHAT DO WE DO
>>717482690
You still have a lot to learn. We don't need IDs here.
>>717482419
>besides your newfaggotry
Which is built... how, exactly?
stop replying to this repost
what's the best thing about having sex with 26 year Olds?
There's twenty of them
>>717477485
>Anonymous
My mighty sword summons dubs
ahhhhhh
>>717484292
Ahhhhhhhhhh
>>717477485
Hey OP, how often did your parents drop you as a child?