To all straight anons, if you were offered $20,000 in cash for

>>717463173

Whoa Whoa whoa. Who gets on top?

>>717463173
yes

>>717463173
Who the fuck wouldn't?

>>717463173
you have to arch your back and 'push' against the cock almost like you are trying to take a shit. Then it hits the prostate and you beg for more.

>>717463173
$20.000 for a lifetime of nightmares? No thanks.

>>717463173
I would for $2.000 let alone $20,000

>>717463173
If I'm pitching, yes. If I'm receiving, nah.

>>717463173
that´s just silly. Try how low people are willing to go. I would marry the guy for 20k

>>717463582

agreed and I'd have to think of pussy but I need the money that bad

Are you offering me 20k?
We can talk.

well ofc

>>717463173
Yeah, I'd take it, pun intended
Not that insecure about my sexuality that I'd shy away from my Jewish nature. Oi vey.

>>717463173
no

>>717463173
>straight anons

>implying anyone is straight around here

Yes but I'm poor as shit so I'd probably go as low as $200.

Easiest 20k I ever heard of. Spend 10k on necessities/goals and invest the other 10k and be set for a long time.

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>>717463173

yes of course

>>717463173
Fuck yeah

No need to keep it a secret so long as you can line up the same deal. Let's see people try to judge me for that paycheck.

>$80,000/hr
>work from home
>clients screened

Legalize it

>>717464363
Do you have a nice ass?

>>717464438
>invest the other 10k and be set for a long time.

do you live in Sierra Leone ?

I'm a fucking heroin addict I'd prolly do it for a gram

>>717464725
I was thinking the same thing. How does $10k sustain you for very long?

>>717464589
>Legalize it
Lmao

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>>717463173

>>717463173
Only if he doesn't have any diseases and nobody will ever know.

>>717463173
Well yeah.

>>717463173
I'm not gay but $20k is $20k

>>717463577
Let's not pretend your life isn't already full of nightmares.

>>717463173
Wouldn't sell my ass for less than $100k, and probably not even that.
But I can do the fucking for $20k provided I get boner drugs for free.

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Damn I did it for free....

>>717463173
Is he a selfless lover? Would he take his time? Make me feel comfortable?

I feel like 15 years ago this thread would be full of "no way" replies not all these straight boys clamoring for an ass fucking.

>>717464857

Drugs

I'd drain a dick dry and gargle their cum in front of my parents for 20k

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>>717463173
of course. what kind of a question is that?

>>717465823
I kekd at that one sir good joke

>>717466314
But would you enjoy it?

>>717463173

American Dollars, right?

If so, I'd do it for less tha half of it. I'd quit all my debts, anf still be with almost a month's worth of salary.

And hell, sex with my girlfriend is so boring right now I'd might even enjoy the ride.

>>717463173
i only get 15 mins?

>>717463173
>straight anons
>gay
Paradox question.

>>717466026

how did it feel?

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>>717464613
>>717464363

>>717463398
A straight man

>>717463173
Of course. Poorfag btw

I had 30 minutes of dick in my ass for free as an experiment. This is basically free money.

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If he slides slowly inside, than it is like heaven. The massage of the prostate is realy nice...

News flash. If you're willing to take dick in your ass, even for money, even if you say you won't enjoy it, you're not straight.

Yes. I've been fucked by some trannies and it's no big deal.

i would for $500

I would, if it was a shemale i would do it for free

>>717463173
no. way too many closet faggots on b

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ofc, i did it for free

>>717467450
>>717467684
Neither of you are straight.

£20 and I'll do it.

>>717463173
yes I have a lot of guns I want to buy. And a purebred cat.

>>717467824
>having sex with a girl
>not straight thing to do
??

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>>717467903
This

>>717467824
If the king of fagotry says so...

>>717467903
Girls don't have dicks. Not in 2017. Not ever.

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I remember this cute trans which was insecure about her dick (duh), but after a few weeks I finally got her to fuck me.
Any guy receiving anal will enjoy it, the way that dick rubs your prostate is fucking out of this world. I swear. Can't even compare it with orgasm. It is literally the best feeling I have ever experienced in my life.

>>717467993
>that face
>girl
You couldnt pick someone cute?

is it bad if this turned me on

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>>717468738
Better?

>>717468841
Only if you want to it to be

>>717466468
I think I would. lol. I might be bi guys.

>>717463173
There are faggots by a dozen. The only thing that's missing is people with that kind of money

I done it for less

>>717468569
then explain this
>>717467993

>>717469704
Some girls do man

I'd do it for a subway coupon

>>717463173
Absolutely, I'd do it 10 times and semi-retire.
A week of suffering followed by hopefully 50 years of a nicer life

>>717469894
semi-retire on 200k? Seriously?

>>717463173
sign me up. do i do the fucking or get the fucking? just curious, no change in answer.

>>717469500
Nothing wrong with wanting to feel a hot cock throbbing in your mouth and then pulsing as he starts to cum.

>>717463173
I'd totally do it. Hell, I'd let him cum inside

>>717466195
>4chan
>15 years ago
I feel like 15 years ago you were literally 2

>>717463173
I would do it for 200€

>>717463173
Maybe. How would I explain the sudden windfall income to family, friends, and tax authorities? I'd rather not have a W2 that says "$20k for getting buttblasted".

>>717470445
He's right 15 years ago the average level of faggotry was much much lower.

Are any of the guys posting in this thread actually good looking? No one is paying $20,000 for a neckbeard.

>>717463173
Hell I'd do it for half that

>>717470595
You don't you just take the money and use it like your ass has been used.

>>717470445
I've been on the internet since dial-up.

>>717470030
I live a very simple life and already have an appartment. 200k with 4% yearly is about 650$ a month. Double that by working two days a week and I'm totally fine.
calle

>>717470952
How much is your monthly rent?

>>717471091
By "have" he means owns, as in a metro city.

>>717470818
>since the mid 90's
oh wow, so you were literally 11 15 years ago. I'm sure you knew a lot about faggots and 4chan

>>717471473
So no monthly condo fees or anything?

yes but only if i get to dress up like a sexy school girl and he outweighs me by 100lbs or more

in which case i would do it for free

>>717471091
>>717471473
yes, I pay 250$ in various fees + 150$ in interest/mortage payment per month

>>717471594
Not as much as you apparently

>>717463173
i need the money so yeah

>>717467413
hear it from an actual faggot:
we do things we don't like all the time; the act is gay, but it won't make you gay
however, no person is ever fully straight or gay and I'm saying that while i'd rather kill myself than let a girl touch me

>>717467413
i need the money punk, not gay at all. your daddy give you the money ? piss off cripple brain

>>717472181
News flash. You're not a faggot, you're gay.

>>717472353
>piss off cripple brain
With such a command of the English language I'm surprised you don't have a well paying job.

>>717463173
Yes, if I could dress like a woman

>>717463173
20k... yeah

>>717463173
straight people would not click on that image. Your message is only being heard by faggots, Next time put a picture of a hot chick or two

>>717472353
Autism much?

>>717472641
kill yourself and die

Im not gay

But 20K is 20K

>>717463398
>who the fuxk wouldn't?
Rich people and homofobes

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$20,000?

You'd bet my sweet ass I would.

Hell, I might even enjoy it a little bit.

>>717463846
Kekerino Bambino

>>717472767
Autism

>>717463173
Of course i will. Only a faggot would reject that offer

Yup

>>717464438
>10k
>set for a long time
How long we talkin here? I earn 10 k in 4 months, and that is barely enough to get my by. I don't consider 4 months to be a long time anon....

>>717463173
indeed

What if the offer was:
>$10,000
>1 hour of sex (you're getting penetrated)
>6 inch dick
>STD free
>kissing
>guaranteed secret
Would you do it?

>>717473928
No way, kissing would be gay

Its not Gay if the balls dont touch

>>717474598
true but it feels good

>>717463173
I'm not gay and I would do it if all the conditions (except for the money) were met. Being secrecy and no STDs the most important. I'd like to try a cock, what can I tell you?

>>717475289
Where are you from?

>>717475801
Portugal, too far away from you, for sure.

>>717475289
Woulnt mind either, but with me its more of the cock, and not a guy

>>717475916
Same for me, I'd just like to suck and be fucked by a cock. If it was a trap, even better.

>>717463173
Can the gay man be Tom Daley?