Stoner thread Whatcha smoking? Whatcha smoking out of? Whatcha

jack herrer and santa maria mixed
joint
i had too much already. should stop, but keep having the munchies

>>717462192
blunts or glass?

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>>717461994
raspberry Kush bho
mouth fedora (vape)
cough syrup, because weed isn't enough

>tfw

>>717461994
Just finished off an ounce of sugar cookies. Now I'm gonna take a month off, find a better paying job, then celebrate with weed once I find said new job. I know time is the biggest factor when it comes to getting THC out of your system, but any tips other than dilution? I'd rather go in knowing I'll pass 100%.

>>717462399
I've been meaning to drink cough syrup? Are you in US? Because I wanna know what brands work n shit

>>717461994
Skywalker out of my pipe.
I just had a sausages egg Bacon mcmuffin and frozen coffee.
About to smoke again after a cigarette

>>717462446
used to do drug testing for federal parolees. unless you are an "all-time xxxtra dank super stoner" drink lots of water, exercise somewhat and you'll be 100%clean within 2 weeks

DMT
Pipe
Dreams

>>717462446
Pay a kid to piss in a bottle for you.
You'll find them around playgrounds.
Freeze the piss and thaw when needed.

>>717462749
Tell me what the answer to the universe is afterward if you still remember

>>717462734
I don't know if I'd consider myself that, a heavy smoker sure but definitely not that lmao. Does Cranberry juice help or is that just another one of the dilution methods?

Just went for a run in the winter cold, hit my bowl a few times and now I'm chillin by the fire waiting for the chicken to be done in the oven. Pretty sweet tbh fam

>>717462836
This

Blue Dream concentrates.
Soooo good I don't really smoke bud anymore.
Vaping is where it's at

>>717462904
Know one does maaaaannnnnn

>>717462523
>oregon
>any generic, the trick is getting without guaifenesin, that makes you vomit
>rite aid, CVS, Walgreens, whatever

>>717462994
I've got a local CVS? Is there a specific brand I should look for? Also how much to take?

>>717462945
sam?

>>717462955
>hey kid,wanna pee in a bottle for me
>MOOOOOOOMMMMMMM

>>717463103
Haha no dude there's so many people in the world that like weed, fires and chicken

>>717463103
Fuck off this thread, James

>>717461994
Whatcha smoking? Freshly cultivated white nightmare.
Whatcha smoking out of? paper and fronto

Whatcha having for munchies? popcorn chicken with a home made honey dijon mustard sauce.

>>717461994
Did a dab, idk what strain it came from
Used a small bubbler
Just finished a 4 for 4 meal for lunch

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>>717463096
whatever is next to robitussin, try drinking 200-300 mg dxm to start. you'll get a tolerance

resin, my dealer just quit selling
a regular ole bowl
lasagna when it's ready

can anyone get good bud in Florida?

>>717461994

>Whatcha smoking?
some nice ass dry haze
>Whatcha smoking out of?
bong
>Whatcha having for munchies?
raclette cheese inside bacon weave

>>717463175
but only one of them is my friend....

Girl Scout Cookies
1 hitter
oreos

>Hindu kush
>That big ass Gandalf pipe
>a beef sandwich with American cheese and mayonnaise and Doritos

>>717461994
Blueberry kush, nigger. From my pinch hitter. And I'm eating your mom's pussy. I'm pretty sure it's only good because I'm high.

>>717461994
Had to quit because my bitch of an ex is threatening to take away custody of my daughter by having the courts drug test me when we get divorced. Don't get married kids.

>>717463340
you poor bastard, I lived in Tampa for a few years. if you're alright with chicks, do a dating profile and look for "420 friendly" ladies, pick an easy one and get in with her connect.

this is how I managed. ended up with good hydro for 260/oz

spice out of a pop can
on the prowl for some bath salts and a fresh face to munch on

>>717463628
Get a medical prescription

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Popping 10mg thc caps all morning like candy
Vaping a nice indica hash oil on the side
Homemade fried chicken and mashed potatoes for munchies
Life ain't so bad

Just ate three 0.3 g gingerbread cookies. No munchies, but I am drinking a lot of water. Is it just me or eating is a lot more tripping balls than smoking?

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>>717461994
IF YOU DON'T SMOKE WITH FLYING LOTUS MUSIC IN THE BACKGROUND YOU'RE A FAGGOT ASS NIGGA

>>717463845
It's not smoking, it's completely different kinda thing

>>717463628
>>717463720
Where do you live? If inside US what state? You could just do what he said and get a prescription

>>717463964
Not gonna lie, this is true

Power Africa rosin out of vape

>>717463845
yes because edibles work like this:

>eat edible, go on roller coaster
>you're fastened in, starting to move
>slowly going up the hill, waiting for the drop
>keep on going up
>almost there
>you're at the top
>rollercoaster shoots upwards

>>717463964
yo this is actually dope. listening to it as a background while browsing /b/

>>717464126
yea right! exact same feeling! and I just started doing it for like... 2 years? and I'm 31! never tought i could get high without smoking (I refuse to smoke). Any one here who bake their own edibles? maybe >>717463968 ?

>>717464513>>717464038
what are your favorite songs? mine are
galaxy in janaki
do the astral plane
zodiac shit
1983
the protest
obligatory cadence
parisian goldfish

>>717461994
durban poison
bong
kratom and orange juice

>>717464740
I have never tried. Me and my definitely 18 year old friends have this thing called OPERATION: Big Bite. Where we're gonna eat half of a brownie you're only supposed to eat a quarter of. Then walk to my gas station which is like a bit less than a mile, get munchies. Then eat the other half when we get back

>>717464949
I Just put on shuffle and enjoy, never really stopped to look at the songs because I'm always fucking baked when i play them

>>717465198
I do a similar thing too! when I feel the high coming up I'll always nag my friend to go "adventures" like going to a 24/7 or going to a Cafe for a cuppa... maybe taking the train to the next city!

>>717463340
where u at in FL?

lemon kush
3 blunts
anything spicy that will burn my mouth

>>717464950
kratom master race

Any suggestions on snacks im just starting to get into smoking

>>717465563
I love adventures when high! We always smoke in my woods because my parents are always home. We always climb trees n shit. Next time we go there, I wanna make a tee pee we can hotbox

>>717466041
I kinda feel stupid not doing pot till i was in my 30s, I think my teenage years would have been better if I did brownies and shit.

>>717466019
Get what you want, but always remember to balance salt with sugar. So if you get Skittles, get funions yknow?

>>717466237
If I wasn't totally 18 and if I WAS 15 ;). I'd tell you, you missed out because it's fuckin lit

>>717466262
Since i am a newfag with smoking can you explain why i need to balance that?

>>717465868
What does kratom even do?

>>717466824
Not that anon, but it's just for the flavor.

Having all salty/sugary snacks will get really dull really fast, so you need to balance that out.

>>717466824
You don't wanna go too much on sugar or salt because you need a balance. If you have too much sugar, you'll feel shitty. Same with too much salt. But if you combine the two and meet with a fulfilling feeling

>>717466963
>>717467110
Geniuses! Both of You.

The homeyness you find in stoner threads is amazing

>>717467261
yea! why do I not see them more?

>>717466963
>>717467110
Hey thanks any other advice?

>>717461994
No name weed
Vape xhale cloud evo
Carrots

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>>717461994
Stoner here. what the fuck ever I got in my box of weed.

>which is better them most anon in this thread

>>717467438
I have no idea, /b/ is more centered around porn and cringe threads today

>>717461994
Best advice is to quit now before AG Sessions takes over. The end of legalization is nigh thanks to the cheeto.

just joined the vape nation. Starting of with sour diesel.

>>717467446
Potatoes, bananas, and apples are pipes. I smoked out of a potato for a week once. Hide weed in deodorant you don't use. Don't hide under mattress. Hide in safe spot outside, in a box maybe. Deo in drawer no one checks is neato

>>717463964
I ate mushrooms and watched that nigger at an omni theater .

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>>717467653
Real stoner don't give a fuck what you think.

>>717467873
How was That?

>>717467653
Wrong nigger
Trump said he wants medical federally and legalization left up with the states.
He don't agree with it but letting it happen

Skywalker OG hash oil

>>717467998
Manifestion celebration 2014 at the Dallas science museum.
I watched Alex grey paint live,I was about ten feet away.
I gave the rest of my mushrooms to a stuffed bear.In my mind I was sacrificing them to the bears soul.
I took a quarter of penis envy with me and it was fucking insane.

>>717468024
Hopefully they legalize quick, I wanna get someone with a prescription to buy me some oil

>smoking
white widow
>out of
joint
>munchies?
nothing so far but Ill prob drink chocolate milk and eat supper after

>>717466851
its a plant that gets reduced to a powder. The powder can either be taken straight, brewed to a tea, put on food etc.
Different strains have different effects on the body but most behave as a sleep aid, analgesic, or stimulant. Very useful for individuals trying to get over opiate addiction or people like myself who can't smoke weed because of legal issues. There are dozens of website dedicated to it on the web, look it up and do a little reading if you're interested!

>>717468362
I got an eighth of white widow before new years. Me and my friend smoked half the bag with just bowls

>>717468304
It's just a matter of letting the dominoes fall now.
Every election a few more states will pass it until Oklahoma is left bitching about smuggled pot.

Smoking good ol Mexican brick weed. A combo of pipe, joints, and spliffs. Just depends on the kind of high i need

>>717468468
nice
its got a pretty decent high to it
my dealer threw in a .5 of og kush for free

>>717462446
You can buy bottles of synthetic piss from Down in the Valley, I used this and got a job a Cub Foods, a huge grocery store chain.

I just taped the bottle of fake piss to my inner leg, you have to warm it up in the microwave and tape it while its still hot or else it'll be cold by the time you get there.

>>717468626
That still exist?
I haven't seen Mexican ditch weed in years.

>>717468899
My dealer once told me to call him ace, so I saved him as hugh Ganus. He threw in .5 more because I made him laugh

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>ctrl f
>no "brain damage"
hmm?

>>717463845
Your liver digests the THC and produces this thing called CBT which is 10 times more psychoactive then when smoking herb.

>>717469275
/b/ will give you brain damage before pot will

Smoking some Jack Herrer for the past month or so. Classic strain. I've reduced my tolerance significantly and now a batful does the trick, which is good since I'm a disgusting NEET.

Munchies are usually some S&V kettle chips, a Coke, and a Milky Way Dark.

>>717462523
I've been getting high off of robitussin regularly for about 3 months, definitely recommend it. Like the other anon said just make sure the only active ingredient is DXM.

>>717469348
But do i lose something by eating it?

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>>717461994
>This
>Glass Bong
>Lots of those micro fucking burgers from mackers, KFC, Steers and burger king. (World championship burger night)
>Choc icecream for desert.

>>717469089
some dealers are gonna be nice and do shit for you
>gf goes to meet dealer
>he's 30 mins late
>apologizes when he gets there
>gives a $25 bag for free (3.5g) just for making her wait

not the same dealer that gave me the .5 for free

>>717469029
It still exists, but it is becoming harder and harder to find. I love being able to smoke shitty weed.

>>717468304
The incoming Attorney General is RABIDLY anti marijuana. Odds are he'll be cracking down on states that have legalized. The next four years are looking grim for Marijuana.

>>717461994
CBD Critical Cure (high thc strains aren't for me anymore, starded getting too much paranoid)
Vaporizer (Firefly 2)
Sandwich with cheese and some vegetables

Where the fuck do you even get weed? I want to be cool ;)

>>717470079
50 cents has been deposited in your account

States rights trump anti-weed sentiments in his mind. No pun intended

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just went through one of those "choose all you can eat" captchas

>>717468024
KEK at you actually believing something that Trump said! Get your head out of your ass! Actions speak louder than words, and appointing Jeff Sessions as AG says the party is fucking over.

Sativa :D
Blunt Wrap
Chilli Heatwave Doritos / Twisties (Chicken Ahoy!) [They some foreign crisps but fuck me, they are perfect when your blazed]

>>717469898
>I love being able to smoke shitty weed.
wat

I hate shitty weed
Once got a bag of shake for free that was stuck in a freezer for months
the weed had turned black
it barely smelled or tasted like weed, was more like smoking earth and dead plants

we ended up smoking it anyway and barely getting high since we were that broke and desperate for weed

>>717470267
Repubs only believe in states rights when the religious right, or oil companies tell them to. Their anti pot donors will make sure they do as they are told.

>>717470338
>>717470596
Not him but I literally can't find a single source about Jeff Sessions intent that hasn't already been outed as in on the conspiracy against the incoming administration. Jeff Sessions is old school, states rights old school. Time will tell.

I was just about to sit down and grind out some Green Crack but my fuming sister showed up with her little kids. Now I've got to hide away to the garage and smoke this bowl.

>>717463185
Awe!!
>Stoner Family detected
>4chan using Stoner family detected

>>717470500
I don't smoke weed that is that bad. Just super compressed brick weed. Other than that it's relatively fresh

>>717470698
Blow that shit in their faces!

>>717464126
That actually made me kek hard, idek know why XD

>whatever weed the only dealer I could find has
>A cheap bowl
>Soggy fried pickles

>>717461994
DUDE WEED LMAO

>>717461994
Blue Dream, mixed with some lemon haze.
Out of a flowermate 5.0s
got some funyuns, hotdogs, nachos and cheese. chicken wings, some french bread pizza, and some cookies.

Gonna rip some more and then peace the fuck out with my girl and we're gonna watch something on netflix and fuck.

>>717471086
Cheer up man

>>717462979
dude, got some blue dream too.

Shit's pretty good.

860

Looking for bud. Any Ct fags here?

>>717466402
Are you me, anon?
> :0
> ;D

Alright fags, I've been dealing weed for almost 14 years, ask me anything.

>>717471408
Who's the youngest you sold to?

>>717471330
;)

>>717471567
18yo, my friend's younger brother.

>>717470176
Awhh, anon, Go suck on your milk bottle and have a nap. We'll tell you the story later. :*

>>717470176
Go to a coffee shop and ask around

>>717471408
How accurate are the names of strains you sell?
Like, I bought some "lemon haze" from a guy and it was nothing like the lemon haze I got from another guy.

It's got me thinking I don't even know what I'm actually smoking half the time. with there being so many strains of pot, how am I supposed to know what I've got?

Havent smoked it yet, but Alaskan white widow. Smoking out of a bubbler, got some chips and pie for munchies.

haven't had a proper smoke in about 2 weeks because im back home from uni. Last time though we were mainly smoking lemon haze ( well the dealer says it was it didn't taste the same as some i've had in the past )

We just hotboxed one of my friends flats for a good 6 hours and we'd leave it now and then to go make food. I did make a steak at one point with melted garlic butter on top which was fucking amazing

>>717470690
Are his own words not good enough for you? or are those some sort of liberal conspiracy? He's openly criticized the current administration for not enforcing federal marijuana laws.

Oh my god, Actually loving my life rn.

>Blazed
>Watching dank web series The Big Lez Show (Season 3 is the best)
>FULL OF DANK CHRIST
>Doritos
>OHMYLIFE.JPG

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SUN-_oHH-aM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f2QwmwoPlIs

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>>717469363
ebin
I've found /b/ quite enlightening actually tbh fam

There is a disgusting amount of teens on this thread. Get the fuck outta here.

>>717472696
You seem to be aggravating the local wildlife, could the normie please exit the tour vehicle and promptly become devoured as to not disturb the the normal undisturbed functioning of the environment.

>>717472115
The reason why you will see 2 different lemon haze is simply because they do not come from the same grower. Each grower have their secrets and techniques. The products they use, the time they spent and the way they dry their weed will result in different looks, taste and appearance.

>>717472115
that;s why I dont even bother knowing what im smoking anymore

its all the same shit
as long as it gets me high i dont care what its called or what it does
sativa, indica, hybrid whatever the fuck it is
as long as i end up with red eyes im happy

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>Whatcha smoking?
Some good ol' poor mans hash

>Whatcha smoking out of?
Good ol' ghetto joints

>Whatcha having for munchies?
Some flaming hot Doritos, nut-mix and a Monster energy

>>717473186
You're wrong on so many levels. Each strains comes with different effects and it's knowing your limits and those effects that makes you a really enjoy weed.

>>717461994
Finally got some this evening after a dry fortnight. Smoking it with some single malt on the side this evening.

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>>717472929
>This isn't the most normie filled thread on /b/

>>717472984
Alright, cool.

Hey, so I've been looking for a type of weed that'll help me be more creative, more of a mind high than a body high.
So far I've tried

Blue Dream - Loved it, really chill and fun
Sour diesel - Couch lock to the max
Bubba Kush - kinda weird feeling. but fun
and Lemon Haze, the most "meh" feeling out of all of them

My dealer says he has some "Headband" right now, never heard of it. Is that good for what I'm looking for?

OKAY, WHO KILLED THE THREAD?!??!?
Cri

>>717466019
My suggestion: eat fruits. They taste really good and help you deal with the dry mouth.
Try different fruits. Oranges really do the trick for me but berries and tropical fruits are pretty good too.
Also you wont gain that much weight due to the munchies when you become a daily user.

>>717473763
Well you will have to explore strains and try them out. I would suggest that you base your search on this list >https://www.leafly.com/start-exploring/stay-productive

check the list and check what your dealer has in stock, don't be afraid to try something new until you find what's right for you. The list will give you an idea of what to look for and trying them out will confirm if it's what you look for or not.

If it's a concrete example you are looking for, I'd say lemon kush, durban poison and sour diesel are in my opinion good for productivity.

>>717474463
Mango boosts your high, make a mango smoothie n you'll also win BH6 like him

>No smoke.
>Less smell.
>No equipment needed.
>Stay high longer.
I love edibles.

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>>717474390
>Expecting bongers to have any sort of concentration/attention span
Most of the potheads ITT have already forgotten this thread ever existed

>>717474669
not the same buzz desu

>>717474536
Yo... thanks for the list man. I think this is gonna help a lot.

My experience with what my dealer said was sour diesel wasn't productive at all. I don't know if my brain chemistry being different (depression) would affect anything, or maybe he just doesn't know what he's selling.

It was good stuff, but all I wanted to do was sit on the couch and watch tv.

One of my favourite things about weed to me is the social aspect , helps that im at university but it's just always a good time when there's a group of you easier sat hotboxing a room or you're stood outside in a group passing round a few joints just chatting absolute shit because you're all baked as fuck

>>717461994
>thc bomb
>rolled 2 joints and packing a bowl currently
>nothing yet, might go get some chipotle

>>717475033
yep, each brains react less or more differently under different strains.

>recently started getting high with friends in college
>did edibles three times
>never did any before college
>really low tolerance
>stayed high-ish for a day and a half
>thinking about buying more from the darknet
>but don't know how much mg of THC was in what I took...

How mg of THC does it take to get a really low tolerance person high-ish for a day and a half?

Is 500 gummy bears @ 4mg THC each for $160 a good deal?

>>717467438
Too much trap shota and loli.