Is god real b

>>717440083
Maybe

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>>717440083
JESUS is real.
He took my semen last night
JESUS wants your semen for breakfast in heaven

I do not believe in any god or gods.

>>717440083
We don't know yet

>>717440083
Jesus here, yes he is.

Faggot. Go outside, look at the stars, and then YOU come back and tell me.

>>717440083
there's no evidence for it

>>717440304
No ?

>>717440304
u need a telescope to see god.

>>717440356
This
Thread/

>>717440356
sigh... read the bible

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>>717440083
No.

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>>717440304
>Faggot. Go outside, look at the stars, and then YOU come back and tell me.

I did, he's not up there.

Of course He is
My dubs proof that

hello my children
I am god

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>>717440083
Does it matter OP?

Your belief system is only thing that matters as it can enhance your self esteem. Other than that God can be real or not, it really doesn't make a difference

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>>717440435
>sigh... read the bible

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>>717440446

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>>717440435
The bible isn't evidence of anything other than untreated mental-illness in the ancient world....

>>717440435
I have a book right here that proves the existence of a school for wizards.

>>717440604
Kek

>>717440083
Sky wizard? No.
A more philosophical and metaphysical conception of god, like you see in Contemplative Christianity or Sufist Islam? Yes, in the sense that existence exists.

im wondering why niggers in u.s goes to cruch so often?

>>717440604
I made it to 3rd grade in Khan Academy so far

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>>717440435
I read Harry Potter. In your logic, magic and wizards exist because a book said so!

>>717440537
this is what stupid people actually believe

>>717440636
Because black women need church to raise the kids.

>>717440636
Cops rarely fire their weapons in churches?

>>717440540
bible is 1000 pages and plenty of proofs and your patheic napkin is only 1 page. yor fucking retard.

Doubtful, even if we found evidence of a higher being/creator said being or beings probably wouldn't be what we expect.

>>717440774
Is this b8 ?

>>717440684
its the truth man, I use to believe in religion. Now I believe in God.

>>717440774
So many proofs it proves itself wrong fairly often

>>717440774
Name these 'proofs' you speak of, anon.

>>717440083
impossible to say for sure but no evidence points to an intelligent creator or any type of god

>>717440990
what did you want a giant sign in the universe that say God Exists?

>>717441047
That would be a go start

>>717441047
Couldn't hurt

>>717440945
countless numbers of witnessess storys that bible provides to you.

>>717441109
naw the first thing people would say is aliens. Or then come up with a conspiracy that China put it there with advanced technology.

>>717441047
yeah that would be great but i would also take any evidence that supports the creation stories of major religions

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>Short Version of EVERY 'holy' book...
>"Once upon a time... magic! Now do as you're fuckin' told... OR ELSE!"

Your bible could be this short too, if only they took out the insanity and incest.

You're welcome.

>>717441202
Witnesses to magic?
Any real evidence... instead?

>>717441238
This
You're a smart man, anon

>>717441328
real evidence??? those days they didn't have a fucking camera you fucking reterd.

>>717441421
So there's no real evidence then. Glad we cleared that up.

>>717441421
what makes you think the testimonies in the Bible are 100% reliable

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>>717440891
well if you say it it must be true

I hope so. It's terrifying to think none of this evil will go unpunished.

But it probably will.

>>717441421
So why do you think they were telling the truth, anon?

Only if you pray really hard and be rich and white.

>>717441540
yes. i thought that you meant by "real evidence" that they were captured by cameras. BUT. There was not any cameras back then. THAT means they were exellent writers, thus captured every little nuance every little step. that's why it's so big book.

>>717441873
I'm calling b8 on this one.

>>717441873
And what makes you think they wrote down the truth?

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>>717441873

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Well there are forces at work in the Universe that we are (currently) blind too.

There seems to be a spirit/astral dimension. There deff seems to be mult-deminsional beings

Really ask anyone that has has a DMT or Ahyauasca trip and they will tell you of first hand accounts of witinessing "the supernatural"

Though they are seemingly "subjective" accounts, when teh data is cross refrenced there are often too many similarities to be ignored (for example, how often people encounter "machine elfs"

But an old dude with a white beard judging you for masterbating? I donno dude, thats a lil far fetchd

>>717440083
I don't think it really matters.
The idea of God and Heaven is really the least important part of the bible, IMO

Focus on the lessons the Bible could teach you, not arguing if there was or wasn't some dude 2000 years ago.

Read the parables, learn the lessons, love your neighbor as thy self, and make peace with all who do you wrong.

It doesn't matter who delivers the life lessons, so long as you understand and it makes you a better person.

I myself pray to the 9 divines, and follow the teaching of Mara, the goddess of love. Not because she is real, but because her lessons have something to offer me.

>>717442190
Have you got the dog butt jesus one?

>>717442248
Got any evidence for that?

>>717440684
you actually sound dumber, fyi

>>717442298
The Lord moves in mysterious anuses....

>>717442190
I am clad I am christian. Because if I were muslim or jew my pussy had been mutilated like they do to men ripping their penises.. Sickening stuff right there.

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>>717442304
>>717442304

yes, Dr Stan Grof for example and his work with psychedelics and holotropic breathwork. He conducted LEGAL clinical studies of LSD and altred states of consciousness. You can find some itneresting things in this book

https://www.amazon.com/When-Impossible-Happens-Adventures-Non-Ordinary/dp/159179420X

You can also look into the work of Dr. Rick Strassman and "The Spirit Molecule". Fantastic and just interseting things

I should say, i chose to word myself carefully stating things "seem" to be true, I didnt say it is

>>717442295
i like yo style

>>717440083
Sky gods only exist in the minds of the delusional.
There are many who believe in sky gods.
God help us.

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>>717442295
The lead important part of the bible are the words on the pages between its covers.
Like a qur'an, it is handy for the nail in the outhouse or to start a campfire.

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>>717441676
well scientifically self esteem is influenced by your world view.

Your language, speech, thinking skills, happiness and all sorts of things are heavily connected to your self confidence.

>>717442326
no need to keep proving my point man, have some self respect ffs

>>717440083
they want you to think that he isn't so that you accept all the lies about earth being round. you believe everything "meme scientists" come up with. god is real and he's testing us currently. we're failing.

>>717442498
Hippy hallucinations aren't evidence either, bwa.

how many muslims and jews with a knifed dicks here, hands up. I am happy to be a christian happy man!! ALL I need is a Jesus, can u believe that?

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>>717440083

>>717442713
yes, but clinically conducted pier review research is, negroid.

Try again

>>717442652
it's as if you are saying that self esteem is some sort of holy grail

plenty of morons have high self esteem
i prefer my worldview to be based on reality, not on whatever boosts my self esteem

then again, I'm not 12

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>>717441873

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Glory be. .. It be Jesus.
Kneel in prayer, anon.

>>717440083
Probably not but I would be surprised if he was.
We're all gonna be fucks if Allah is the dude.

>>717442940
I have seen the light! Halleylooyah praise de lawd!

>>717440083
no

>>717442715
>As the Gospel of Big Steve states, Jesus starred in many gay porn movies using the name "Nobby from Nazareth" before moving up to the bigtime....

>>717442940
That img might be true because there is evidence that Jesus Chirst was actually black.

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> God is not a being
> God is an energy in all of us

>>717442828
Explain.

>>717443164
There's also an account of him being hanged as a common criminal... is that true too?

>>717443273
that's just hippie fuck off drug user.

>>717443499
>what are energy bills?

>Questioning the authenticity of documentation
As much as you may hate Jesus you all have great grandparents who are less well documented than Jesus himself.

>>717443772
>Makes universe.
>Pays utility bills.

Suddenly god makes sense... he's either a fuckin' retard OR the utility company has iron chariots!

Can't decide which...

>>717440083
yes
he's a dick though, you shouldn't worship him

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>>717443887
I don't.
One of mine was Prussian military and I have his paybook and thumbprint.

You got jesus' thumbprint, bwa?
Guess atheism wins again...

>>717443887
Questioning the authenticity of the bible is easy... because it has none.

eg. Bible says Tyre will be destroyed and never found again. Google Maps + 30sec proves the bible wrong.

So... its bullshit.

>>717444099
>paybook and thumbprint
Could have been a forgery scrub the original name or even could have borrowed his friends name

So did you find out how he died? What about what his teachings? Any specific quotes? What about his friends and family? What was his role? How long did he serve what did he do in the Military?

Can't support that can you?

>>717444436
The plain truth is you've been caught out and now you're scrambling for an argument.
Save it, sonny.
You ain't impressing no one, bwa.

Defend your bible or fuck the fuck off... using an expressive dance routine if necessary.

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>>717440083
Only the numbers know.
Why not er on the side of caution?

>>717444798
Err on the side of caution... With the 5000+ gods?
Good luck.

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Religion... the last mental-illness we don't treat.

>>717444658
>caught out
Does your great grandfather have four other people writing about him? Clearly not. All we have is your word on him and some records that you claim are Prussian military records.

You offered him as an example proving your great grandfather is better documented Im just pointing out he clearly isn't.

Try harder.

>>717443887
I have photographs of my great grandparents. Besides, we're not doubting the existence of jesus, we're doubting his divinity.

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>>717440083

>>717442815
if this post ends in 7 gods exist

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>>717440083

>>717445343


GOD: WHERE IS HUMANITY?

>>717443431
reported for underage

>>717443292
sources provided in both those books. They are essentially recaps and overviews of the various research conducted in laboratory settings

>>717445319
you haven't studied your bible, have you

typical

>>717440083

If this post ends in 0, God is real.

>>717445319
>>717445324
Actually it is easy to doubt the existence of jesus.
It was a common name in a region where surnames didn't exist and records were few because so few could read and write.

Nothing of the jesus myth can be authenticated and you'd imagine such a world changing bunch of alleged minor trivial 'events' of divine purpose would at least have made the records.
Zip. Nothing. But a few decades later he gets a mention...
Laughable.

>>717445721
Still fussing over your drug-fuelled fantasies?

>>717446191
>in a region where surnames didn't exist
I thought christ was his surname.

>>717446777
>So his parents were Mr Joseph Christ and his pretty wife Mrs Mary Christ?

Fucking kek'd so hard... I almost spilled my cognac and canapes.

>>717446191
>common name
No actually it wasn't if there was a genocide of babies in the region Jesus would have been a standout oddball in a region that was depopulated of his generation of boys thanks to Herod.

>>717446077
>you havent studied your Bible
Evidently you havent

Heck we take Julius Caesar's accounts of his Gallic campaigns on face value even though we know he embellished it.

>>717445324
I said great grandparents. But to some they doubt his existence entirely.

>>717447238
>I said great grandparents
As did I.

>>717440083
Elaborate on what you think "god" is. Define it. Without definition we can not discus it, can we? All the replies ITT just proves how weak-minded /b/ is.

>>717447238
Never happened.
Provide documentary evidence of Herods cull or census.
Thanks.
Any time you're ready. ..

>>717447219
>So his parents were Mr Joseph Christ and his pretty wife Mrs Mary Christ?
Well yeah. We get our surnames from our parents.

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>>717447456
>god?
Imaginary sky-cunt with anger issues... who goes by the name yahweh, allah, zeus, odin, flarch, genkosi, nakweeb and/or Steve... depending on how severely mentally-ill his "prophet" and best m8 happens to be.

>>717447587
You really haven't read or understood your bible, have you?

>>717447722
I don't own a bible. Never have and never will. Historical fantasy is not a genre I am interested in.

>>717447238
you're way out of your element son

so, tell me, who are these "four people" who would have written about Jesus?

>>717447642
>Imaginary sky-cunt with anger issues
Is it really that simple? Is that what "god" is?

>>717447913
>so, tell me, who are these "four people" who would have written about Jesus?
John, Paul, George and Ringo.

>>717447219
Shit never thought of that
Fucking kek'd

>>717448202
no those were those who were BIGGER than Jesus

easy mistake to make tohugh

>>717448053
Yes.

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>>717448750
Yeah this guy is completely normal. We should listen to him more, what an insightful guy.

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>>717448914
ad hominem

>>717448632
How did you come to that conclusion?

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>>717448914
Comedians tend to see the world as it really is.
You kinda have to if you wanna find the lolz.
The religious don't tend to have a sense of humor... otherwise they'd laugh everytime someone read something from the bible or qur'an out loud.

>>717449135
Evidence.

>>717440083
Simple answer: Yes
He speaks to us all every day and lives in all of our hearts

>>717449404
Could you elaborate on that evidence please?.

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>>717449470

>>717440257
Best answer right here!

Doesnt matter

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>>717449552
Yes.
Of course.

Study math, physics, cosmology and quantum mechanics for 8yrs as I did... and get back to me in 2025 so we can discuss your understanding of the scientific evidence with confidence you understand the math.

See ya then, right? Jan 2nd 2025 ok for you? About 3pm? Here?

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>>717449932

>>717440083
If satan were asked this, he might ask; Are you real Do you exist? If you cannot experience god then what am I?

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>>717449470

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>>717450386

>>717449470
no it doesn't
checkmate

>>717449932
Could you elaborate on how studying in those fields lead you to the conclusion that "god" is "Imaginary sky-cunt with anger issues" please?

>>717450386
Who's this satan?
Yet another made-up character in some bronze age novel?

>>717450579
you don;t need to. You jjst need to read the fucking bible to see how much of a cunt he was

No. Religious fanatics don't even know.
God is merely a delusion, conceived to constitute a faith-based system of morals that are the code of humanity. Don't kill me, I won't kill you. In the usage of agglutination, religion is praiseworthy. In any other sense, pasturing from the bedrock of genuine morality (it isn't), to the fundamentalist beliefs of a 2000 year-old earth (it isn't). Throughout the years, the deliberation of who's God is better has assaulted humanity with unending bloodshed, even to this day (specifically in the middle east). God is not a catalyst for peace and tranquility, he is the chaperon of death. And the sooner we abandon his substance, the sooner we can actually live life to the full.

>>717450579
Put in the effort.
Get back to me when we're both confident you are able to both comprehend the evidence that is available now to refute the billshit ideas on the quran and bible, and comprehend its significance and implications.
Work first. Play later.
Got it?

>>717450589
Hes just a guy.

>>717440279
Edgy

>>717450726
>>717450675
>>717450849

So "god" is a "religion" now? "god" is a book?

>>717450675
This too.
Follow this suggestion.

>>717450945
Got evidence for that claim?

>>717450988
Where else does he show up, anon?

>>717450988
There is no God without religion.

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This page stood out to me for the blurb at the bottom - this is what they're trying to teach our kids - never question, just accept

>>717450988
If every bible, quran and torah as well as EVERY SCIENCE BOOK turned to dust overnight and the human race forgot both completely... which do you imagine we'd be able to reconstruct EXACTLY?
Scientific understanding of the real world and the math that underpins it... or the Bible?

You already know the answer...

>>717440083
Not the boring-ass Christian version

>>717451215
Child abuse literature.
An old approach by godders....

>>717451506
That's a really good argument that I've never heard before. I'm using that one next time.

>>717451506
good point. Underdeveloped cultures might create a deity to give them a purpose, but 99% of the world would get along quite well without

Mind you, all those churches laying around might raise a few questions

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>>717451734
You're welcome.

>>717451795
Pizza Hut wouldn't let them remain empty and unused for long...

>>717440083
He is. And he is a dick.

>>717452039
Actually. .. god has a dick.
But he has no Mrs God to stick it in so one wonders why he has it.... like god's appendix, coccyx, sclera and bellybutton...

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>>717440083
God exists because he created Ronless Duncan.

>>717452325
>This means god is a VIRGIN.
>What a sack of lose!

>>717449932
you know none of that is evidence, right?

>>717452918
The evidence is that Ronless Duncan is the Messiah.

>>717452918
He probably does. Let him ego trip

>>717440083
If he's real, then nobody would doubt about his existence.

>>717452918
Back so soon.
It took me a little longer to look at the evidence.
I suspect you skimmed and didn't do it properly.
What part did you look at?

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>>717450386

Ronless Duncan is god, so god does exist.

>>717440083
Nobody is impressed by is you was born, why even breathe.

>>717453176
Pssst! #Lying4Jesus is ok if it gets more money on the collection plate.

Churches... move money from parishioners' pockets in mysterious ways.

>>717453120
So you don't understand what evidence means
aight then

>>717440083
If God exists (which personally, I believe He does), and you still don't believe it, or even do some ceremonial pledge to His service like most fuck stick religions make you do to join their club, you'd still make it to heaven. If God doesn't exist, we should have fun while we can. This life is all we get.

>>717453506
You seem confused.
Are you looking in a mirror while posting, anon?

>>717453333
Quads makes it real. This Ronless Duncan guy must be God.

>>717453666
What makes you think the magic sky man exists, anon?

>>717453738
He seems more likely to exist than that jesus.
Jesus never released any CDs...