I love this woman. Anybody know anything about her?
Who's this angel? i love preggo porn
Good tanlines on this chick, little saggy tho
We can, the trick is to just date much younger women. By the time a woman is in her earlier 30's, if shes not married or doesn't have kids, she is a bitter fucking train wreck, you can see them at dive bars all the time, they hate themselves. Younger women still go life and perk to them and these days they are much more willing to being with older guys.
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So /b/, i have a problem.
There's a woman in my job, in her 40s, married and has 1 kid who i think may be into me.
She is kind of open minded when it comes to sex and usually makes dirty jokes to everyone and shit like that.
However, she is kind of "extra spicy" to me, and always says how "fucking hot" i am, hugs me from behind and does a gesture as if she were to grab my dick and always kisses me on the cheek and neck, which she doesn't do to anyone but me.
Even the rest of my coworkers says "we must have something"
So, is she really into me or is she just messing with me for no reason at all? in case she actually is into me, should i go for it even tho she is married and is way older than me (im 23)? if i decide to go for it, how should i do it? im somewhat shy, so just going for the "hey woman let's fuck!" way would be weird for me.
I would take vacation time off of work to spend more than a week with my face between this woman's thighs.
You somehow fail to mention if you find her sexually attractive?
If you're interested in fucking her causally mention the idea of getting together after work for drinks sometime. Her response should tell you everything.
sure. I got a lot.
oh boy do I have more of this girl.
name is oksiss on bangacams, have fun
She used to be. I'm sure she knows some of the teenagers beat off to her every day, hell probably helps her get off for all I know. Though i know she does have 2 hot as fuck daughters
And no, thats the only one of her ass that i have, my school days were before the era of iPods
Go out for drinks after work - see what shes like w a few in her, then bang her if the opportunity presents itself - if there's remorse you both can always blame it n the alcohol, so no harm no foul...
Dammit, most of the ones of Mrs. S are over 2 MB, sorry for anyone who was interested. Got a fun little saga between me and her if anyone would like me to share?
The best one
Okay, let's get into this shitstorm.
So this all started my sophomore year, and it only got this bad this year. I started crushing on her a little bit my sophomore year, then everybody found out beginning of junior year when I let it slip one day at practice by saying that she had a nice ass, because she does. Whole Drumline found out, then everyone found out, and then finally my band director found out. They all thought it was funny, including my band director, and would constantly crack jokes about it. Mrs. S does traffic duty in the afternoons, so one day when I was leaving, my band director was standing outside and pulled me aside and said, "Anon, if you stand out here long enough, she'll turn around." . He's a funny guy. (1/???)
So there was a lot of shenanigans and shit that happened following that, like: Him telling another teacher I thought she had a nice ass, more people finding out, just typical "let's fuck with anon and make him nervous lmao". I remember one time we were going on a trip to Disney World (the band was, so the band director was one the bus I was assigned to) and he was calling roll and when he got to my name, this fucker said "Mrs. S********** Boy Toy" and mind you, there were PARENTS on this bus as chaperones, luckily my parents weren't there, that would've been tough to explain. So keep on going and more shit happened, you get the drill. Nothing really major happened until this year. So now I'm a senior in HS, and I'm falling pretty hard for this woman. Everything about her just makes me crazy, her eyes, her smile, her voice, her body, her personality, it just drives me fucking crazy man (2/???)
So this year has been a fucking roller coaster for me thus far, told my shrink about it and she said I can't keep thinking about her, but I can't, just something about her makes me obsessed with her. Anyways, y'all don't give a shit about my personal shit, so back to it. So now we're on my senior year, year I turn legal and shit, so there has been jokes about me and her all the time. But she's been getting progressively more flirty with me, like lingering eye contact, touching, smiling, winking, all that shit. On my birthday this year someone even got her to come up to me and talk to me because (this is about to sound fucking extra beta) I was too nervous to talk to her myself. Anyways, she's had a history with my family, she's taught my older sister, and she knows of all of us. So fast forward a couple weeks and its now christmas concert, and she was there of course. Afterwards I went to eat at this restraunt which of course she went to as well. I didn't expect her to say anything, but as she was leaving she rubbed my shoulder and said "How y'all doing tonight ;)))))))". I was fucking diamonds holy shit. My entire table was cracking up because they know how much I'm obsessed with her. (3/???)