Milfs thread.
where da webms at niggas
Milfs is the plural of milf
>>717365665
Milves is wrong?
>>717365313
Keep posting.
>>717366589
MOAR!
>>717364005
these broads are nasty
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>>717366681
moar!
>>717367777
Nice quads
No wonder men over 40 can't get it up.
>>717366681
do want.
How old are you guys?
I love this woman. Anybody know anything about her?
>>717367913
Who's this angel? i love preggo porn
Good tanlines on this chick, little saggy tho
>>717367040
any more?
>>717368216
She's not a milf
>>717368002
We can, the trick is to just date much younger women. By the time a woman is in her earlier 30's, if shes not married or doesn't have kids, she is a bitter fucking train wreck, you can see them at dive bars all the time, they hate themselves. Younger women still go life and perk to them and these days they are much more willing to being with older guys.
>>717369010
>MILF
>>717369104
moaaaar
¿Facebook?
>>717369299
>>717364005
the plural of milf is milves
>>717368956
How young can you go at 40?
>>717369211
more?
>>717369442
Name!?
More?
>>717369821
Realhousewife15 on tumblr
>>717368425
For the love of god, does anyone know her name?
Bump
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>>717365926
Kek
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>>717371194
OMG yes. Can you please give sauce
>>717371281
Needs to drop like 10-lbs but looks alright from behind
So /b/, i have a problem.
There's a woman in my job, in her 40s, married and has 1 kid who i think may be into me.
She is kind of open minded when it comes to sex and usually makes dirty jokes to everyone and shit like that.
However, she is kind of "extra spicy" to me, and always says how "fucking hot" i am, hugs me from behind and does a gesture as if she were to grab my dick and always kisses me on the cheek and neck, which she doesn't do to anyone but me.
Even the rest of my coworkers says "we must have something"
So, is she really into me or is she just messing with me for no reason at all? in case she actually is into me, should i go for it even tho she is married and is way older than me (im 23)? if i decide to go for it, how should i do it? im somewhat shy, so just going for the "hey woman let's fuck!" way would be weird for me.
>>717371476
>those flapjack tits
>>717371524
jesus christ why can't women over 30 not be hamplanets? can't they put the fork down for ten minutes?
>>717369077
>funbags not floppy
>>717371513
You are such a fucking loser.
But you already knew that.
>>717372039
Well that was rude.
best pasta I got
>>717373200
needs to lay off the chardonnay and lattes
>>717373200
More!!
>>717373200
Sadly I don't have... If anyone knows the sauce??
>>717373986
fat housewife is sauce
>>717367040
Looks shoop
>>717367913
Dominant ginger genes
How does it feel to know your kind will die out black boi?
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>>717371047
I would take vacation time off of work to spend more than a week with my face between this woman's thighs.
>>717369537
No, bc milf is an acronym.
IE MILFs
>>717373363
Or you're dick is too small to fuck her.
>>717371517
Pin her against the kitchen wall and rub her cunt
You're in for a hot few fucks. Keep it discreet is key if married. Don't make it work, you're too young
Wife OC
>>717375393
Hot moar?
>>717375607
always fuck the throat
>>717375871
world penis size rank
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>>717368162
that's a man
>>717376014
Can we please get a look at curves up top before you go?
>>717376247
looking for the right shot
>>717373200
>best pasta
id say more of stock pasta. i see this image almost every milf thread here.
>>717366798
omnomnom
>>717371517
tell her you have A long long distance open relationship
>>717371517
You somehow fail to mention if you find her sexually attractive?
If you're interested in fucking her causally mention the idea of getting together after work for drinks sometime. Her response should tell you everything.
>>717366798
thats not even a milf, just an unfortunate 26 yo
>>717373986
http://www.imagefap.com/pictures/6158835/Iowa-Milf
>>717375871
Video call with a 19 year old boy?
>>717367198
Anymore?
literally got on 4chan just to start a milf thread, thanks for delivering /b/
>>717378541
Shut the fuck up you stupid beta fag
>>717375477
interest?
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>>717378541
can you fucking post then?
>>717378834
more
>>717378953
sure. I got a lot.
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>>717379114
dude is this your teacher holy shit
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>>717378953
rude cunt
>>717379114
Kek, is your teacher?
>>717379225
Yup, she always do stupid shit like this.
She's hot asf tho.
>>717370722
Isnt that just Naughty Alysha?
>>717379090
Moar?
>>717379114
dude she's hot as fuck, got any pictures of her ass? Got some of my teacher too, I'll post.
>>717379640
oh boy do I have more of this girl.
>>717379640
name is oksiss on bangacams, have fun
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>>717379475
She used to be. I'm sure she knows some of the teenagers beat off to her every day, hell probably helps her get off for all I know. Though i know she does have 2 hot as fuck daughters
And no, thats the only one of her ass that i have, my school days were before the era of iPods
>>717367697
What the kek
>>717379114
hold on, I gotta find the pictures, sorry it's taking forever.
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>>717376556
Still here?
>>717379987
Facebook please?
>>717368162
Wow moar plz
>>717380239
You mean like her profile address?
>>717380183
okay, this is one of many of Mrs. S
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>>717379729
Moar
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>>717371517
Go out for drinks after work - see what shes like w a few in her, then bang her if the opportunity presents itself - if there's remorse you both can always blame it n the alcohol, so no harm no foul...
>>717380425
How old is she?
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>>717380375
Dammit, most of the ones of Mrs. S are over 2 MB, sorry for anyone who was interested. Got a fun little saga between me and her if anyone would like me to share?
>>717366832
Need more plz
>>717380998
I think she's 43. I'm 18, but I'm a senior and she's married with 2 kids, so probably would not end well.
>>717381294
bumperino
>>717371517
I'm 20 and I've fucked a 38yr who acted in a similar way to me, but they are hard work to get into bed.
Older women usually want someone with experience
>>717381389
Oooh, Ryan Connor. Nice.
>>717370722
It'd be like throwing a frankfurter down a hallway, fuck that.
>>717381407
Okay, this is very, VERY long, so it might take some time to tell, if thread 404's before I finish, email me @ this throwaway: [email protected]
>>717381294
I think we have 2 different people in mind. You say yours was a Mrs. S while mine was Mrs B. What was her first name and we can try to compare notes
>>717381142
More please
>>717381448
The best one
>>717381711
she's okay looking, her tits just throw me off.
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>>717381635
What? Sorry, but I'm not going to give out her first name to god knows who this is. You could probably find her. Sorry man, but I'm good.
>>717381846
I will do a tribute
>>717381915
Ok how about the name of the County she teaches in?
>>717368148
faggot
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>>717373363
kek
>>717382244
the woman i'm talking about have a cock
>>717381407
Okay, let's get into this shitstorm.
So this all started my sophomore year, and it only got this bad this year. I started crushing on her a little bit my sophomore year, then everybody found out beginning of junior year when I let it slip one day at practice by saying that she had a nice ass, because she does. Whole Drumline found out, then everyone found out, and then finally my band director found out. They all thought it was funny, including my band director, and would constantly crack jokes about it. Mrs. S does traffic duty in the afternoons, so one day when I was leaving, my band director was standing outside and pulled me aside and said, "Anon, if you stand out here long enough, she'll turn around." . He's a funny guy. (1/???)
>>717369077
Is...is that a dog-dick clit?
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>>717382928
the guy on the back was like i have a massive ass in front of me and i don't give a fuck
>>717382464
Fuck, i'm in love.
>>717383302
FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY!
>>717383302
I know right? Now picture seeing this every school day from 7th to 12th grade with teenage hormones
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>>717382924
So there was a lot of shenanigans and shit that happened following that, like: Him telling another teacher I thought she had a nice ass, more people finding out, just typical "let's fuck with anon and make him nervous lmao". I remember one time we were going on a trip to Disney World (the band was, so the band director was one the bus I was assigned to) and he was calling roll and when he got to my name, this fucker said "Mrs. S********** Boy Toy" and mind you, there were PARENTS on this bus as chaperones, luckily my parents weren't there, that would've been tough to explain. So keep on going and more shit happened, you get the drill. Nothing really major happened until this year. So now I'm a senior in HS, and I'm falling pretty hard for this woman. Everything about her just makes me crazy, her eyes, her smile, her voice, her body, her personality, it just drives me fucking crazy man (2/???)
>>717383575
MOAR
>>717383482
this teacher have two big argumenst to keep your eyes open in his class
>>717383624
Only got this
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>>717364005
Milky milfs are best milfs.
>>717383749
It's over?
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>>717375477
like?
Hairy
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>>717365665
Actually it is milf's. Because it is an abreviation.
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>>717384078
meg!
>>717383835
she sent me some nudes, u too?
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>>717384286
More Lisa Ann
>>717384372
No I wish I did though.
>>717382464
More Mrs. S please
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>>717381407
So this year has been a fucking roller coaster for me thus far, told my shrink about it and she said I can't keep thinking about her, but I can't, just something about her makes me obsessed with her. Anyways, y'all don't give a shit about my personal shit, so back to it. So now we're on my senior year, year I turn legal and shit, so there has been jokes about me and her all the time. But she's been getting progressively more flirty with me, like lingering eye contact, touching, smiling, winking, all that shit. On my birthday this year someone even got her to come up to me and talk to me because (this is about to sound fucking extra beta) I was too nervous to talk to her myself. Anyways, she's had a history with my family, she's taught my older sister, and she knows of all of us. So fast forward a couple weeks and its now christmas concert, and she was there of course. Afterwards I went to eat at this restraunt which of course she went to as well. I didn't expect her to say anything, but as she was leaving she rubbed my shoulder and said "How y'all doing tonight ;)))))))". I was fucking diamonds holy shit. My entire table was cracking up because they know how much I'm obsessed with her. (3/???)
>>717384685
wrong person my dude, I'm the Mrs. S guy.
>>717384685
Mine is Mrs B. You want the other guy, his isnt too bad either