Waifu claiming thread.
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>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>Insults must be original
>The rules don’t matter
>If you're posting images then you're not lurking
>3D is always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
that is a nice way to show bellybutton
they are pretty alright
It also had a lot more to offer.
you could always go with "Koume a cute" or something like that
elf girls (male) are lewd by nature
keep it up
I'll be saving those
Official anime/hentai server!
It's not like the end of the world is the end of the world.
Eh why not.
Who's actually still here?
I don't mind if Chara dates Schizo-Koume anon and Samejima anon either.
why do i only git when i say stupid shit?
me and chara aren't dating
Huh, how so?
Also happy new year Sono~
Yeah might as well give it a bit of life.
What does it mean?
You're way cuter than me A-Anon.
i think it means "indeed so, most indeededly"
Much cuter than anyone else for sure.
A wild cute.
H-happy new year, chara..
And I don't know.
What's wrong? You don't seem so well.
Also, I'm not dating anyone. I only date people who live near me. Either they move to me or I move to them.
And I don't have anyone near me who I'm interested in
Because you always say stupid shit.
Have you ever rolled for something actively?
I meant Rei, but that's self evident.
As for me, jury's still out on that one.
I'm fine, I can finally roll to my side without crying from the pain.
I guess I'll have to move near you because there is nothing here for me anymore.
What if you were in love?
Are coming for revenge*
come to think of it, no actually, though i did once get quads saying "girls are for fags"
maybe i just gotta stop saying stupid shit
Have they come to build the wall already? I mean, it's 2017 for Christ's sake!
Nah, it's more entertaining this way.
Why is there nothing here for you anyway? No family? No Friends? Nothing?
Or do you just don't feel any form of connection with them?
I mean, I wouldn't mind you moving in with me
What if it was Samejima? :o
No connection at all, it feels as if I'm alone in this world and I can't find anyone to relate to.
yea, i don't know how to not say stupid shit anyway
my waifu is with me in my heart
But you feel a connection towards me? How so?
Oh and you did say you wanted to make steam, did you get it already?
I'm curious would you be able to handle a woman like her? She seems out of control.
Like someone repeatedly slammed an aluminum bat against my ribs
This connection is weird, the same one I felt with Sonokawa, I don't feel so alone anymore (if that makes any sense). And I haven't made a Steam lol (not until I get home)
Not in Austria
Have you seen of Muslims? It's only a matter of time before they take over.
I'm pretty sure Sameji anon could handle Sameji without a problem.
Huh, I see. well, I'm glad you like me then. I'm looking forward when you get out of the hospital then~
I think when that happens they're gonna have a bad time, since our leftist love their gayness
Also, what are your hobbies?
I would if I weren't in so much pain
No no it's great, i like the experience
I don't know but she would probably get you in a lot of trouble with the law and her previous boyfriends
-S-stop making me blush..
-Muslims can be gay? I didn't know that.
I wish, but I have a busted spleen
jokes on you, i'm already in trouble with the law and other random males
Well, thank god not all muslims share their believes, so yeah, there are gay muslims... but it's looked down upon in their religion...
Again: What are your hobbies?
Sono confirmed masochist!
Why? If you don't mind me asking.
-I don't know I don't trust them..
I'm sorry for making you ask the same questions twice, my only hobbies are drawing and painting. What about you?
Oh you probably wouldn't have a lot of fun with me because I can take a lot of pain
What do you mean by busted something else?
I would have tons of fun breaking you
What do you draw and paint?
Mine... cooking and playing vidya
Oh and Psychology
and maybe flirting
i drive fast late at night when i should be sleeping and the cops don't like it
You don't associate with black people a lot, do you?
I'm used to broken bones though, I'll just laugh at you~
I draw and paint everything, it's the only thing I was able to stick to. Oh and I like cooking, I have a natural talent for it, maybe I should go to trade school for it, or something. Sorry I have no interest in psychology or vidya
>and maybe flirting
>i'm also the jealous type..
At night? Aren't you afraid of crashing?
Most of my friends are black and that's very lewd.
If it wasn't enough just add more.
nah, that's what headlights are for
What about being dissected while awake?
Hmm... what about paintings of murder? Also, can you show me one of your paintings?
I don't have a talent for cooking I think. Just average. I enjoy it though
I don't drive so I don't know anything about cars. I wouldn't want to be in a car with you.
That sounds interesting, I'll be okay with it as long as you slice in the direction of the hair growth to limit scaring ^^
I didn't get with a bat for real! I mean, I did once and it hurt a lot, but still.
P-paintings of murder? You know I wouldn't draw anything like that :p
And I'll only show you in private..
And don't worry skill beats talent every time.
Maybe I will amputate your limbs and hang you up by meat hooks
Alright, I'll look forward to seeing it then.
Eh, I don't care. I just want to have fun