Waifu claiming thread.
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Copy/paste rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>Avoid RP/ERP
>Discuss bullshit
>Insults must be original
>The rules don’t matter
>If you're posting images then you're not lurking
>3D is always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
Sameji claim’d
>>717312761
Still here
カラミチーマス
>>717328229
i think that's tomoko's line
>>717328602
I am stealing it
>>717327963
time for bellybuttons
>>717328882
hm, i don't think it fits you
>>717328895
>
>>717328957
still with them lips
>>717328895
>>717329180
they're best lips
>>717328957
Hmm, I guess not
>>717329220
that is a nice way to show bellybutton
>>717329335
they are pretty alright
>>717329474
It also had a lot more to offer.
>>717329632
legs
>>717329387
you could always go with "Koume a cute" or something like that
>>717329474
2lewd4me
>>717330077
True
>>717330077
elf girls (male) are lewd by nature
Claim
>>717329962
Yes.
>>717330386
too lewd
>>717330961
keep it up
I'll be saving those
>>717331445
nature
>>717330077
Is it bad I was hoping she was about to squat to take a dump?
>>717327963
Official anime/hentai server!
https://discord.gg/nf76qYb
With calls
>>717332329
Yes
>>717332329
>>717332329
yes, wtf
It's not like the end of the world is the end of the world.
>>717331795
Eh why not.
>>717332556
>>717332553
cuuuteeeee
>>717332829
slow thread
>>717333199
feet
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>>717333162
indeed so, most indeededly
Shiro claimed.
Who's actually still here?
>>717333555
>doubletrip checked
>>717333340
>paws
>a
>w
>s
FIFY
I don't mind if Chara dates Schizo-Koume anon and Samejima anon either.
>>717333623
>>717333612
why do i only git when i say stupid shit?
>>717333674
me and chara aren't dating
>>717333674
Huh, how so?
Also happy new year Sono~
>>717333162
Yeah might as well give it a bit of life.
>>717333555
Concatenated trips?!
What does it mean?
>>717333612
time for a nap then
>>717332832
You're way cuter than me A-Anon.
>>717333904
Rei is cute don't know about you
>>717333788
i think it means "indeed so, most indeededly"
>>717334077
Much cuter than anyone else for sure.
>>717332556
A wild cute.
>>717333737
Yet...
>>717333752
H-happy new year, chara..
And I don't know.
>>717334203
Why don't you prove it first
>>717334271
What's wrong? You don't seem so well.
Also, I'm not dating anyone. I only date people who live near me. Either they move to me or I move to them.
And I don't have anyone near me who I'm interested in
>>717334271
i don't do long distance
>>717333612
the spics
>>717333737
Because you always say stupid shit.
Have you ever rolled for something actively?
>>717334343
I meant Rei, but that's self evident.
As for me, jury's still out on that one.
>>717334391
I'm fine, I can finally roll to my side without crying from the pain.
I guess I'll have to move near you because there is nothing here for me anymore.
>>717334419
What if you were in love?
>>717334423
Are coming for revenge*
>>717334466
Can you pull a Rei cosplay?
>>717334426
come to think of it, no actually, though i did once get quads saying "girls are for fags"
maybe i just gotta stop saying stupid shit
>>717334609
doesn't matter
>>717334423
Have they come to build the wall already? I mean, it's 2017 for Christ's sake!
>>717334661
Nah, it's more entertaining this way.
>>717334609
Why is there nothing here for you anyway? No family? No Friends? Nothing?
Or do you just don't feel any form of connection with them?
I mean, I wouldn't mind you moving in with me
>>717334609
>>717334795
>>717334826
Pretty sure Sonokawa ain't that hot.
>>717334826
>>717334952
But Chara is? What are you? Delusional?
>>717334661
What if it was Samejima? :o
>>717334795
No connection at all, it feels as if I'm alone in this world and I can't find anyone to relate to.
>>717334826
That's hot.
>>717334783
yea, i don't know how to not say stupid shit anyway
>>717335039
(she is)
>>717335059
my waifu is with me in my heart
>>717335059
How are you feeling Sono?
>>717335059
But you feel a connection towards me? How so?
Oh and you did say you wanted to make steam, did you get it already?
>>717334952
>>717335039
Her dick is probably not as feminine looking.
>>717334826
that's gay -_-
>>717335285
Being gay is ok
>>717335184
I'm curious would you be able to handle a woman like her? She seems out of control.
>>717335186
Like someone repeatedly slammed an aluminum bat against my ribs
>>717335197
This connection is weird, the same one I felt with Sonokawa, I don't feel so alone anymore (if that makes any sense). And I haven't made a Steam lol (not until I get home)
>>717335475
it's only okay if its with a guy -_-
>>717335475
Not in Austria
Have you seen of Muslims? It's only a matter of time before they take over.
>>717335199
Post sixpack or throbbing erection to prove me wrong.
>>717335500
Damn that sucks
>>717335575
>of
those*
>>717335500
i'm used to out of control
>>717335500
I'm pretty sure Sameji anon could handle Sameji without a problem.
Huh, I see. well, I'm glad you like me then. I'm looking forward when you get out of the hospital then~
>>717335575
I think when that happens they're gonna have a bad time, since our leftist love their gayness
Also, what are your hobbies?
>>717335608
I would if I weren't in so much pain
>>717335614
No no it's great, i like the experience
>>717335796
Pain from all the crunches you did to maintain these orgasmic abs?
>>717335796
Masochist? owo
>>717335685
I don't know but she would probably get you in a lot of trouble with the law and her previous boyfriends
>>717335729
-S-stop making me blush..
-Muslims can be gay? I didn't know that.
>>717335884
I wish, but I have a busted spleen
>>717335984
Maaaaybe
>>717336010
jokes on you, i'm already in trouble with the law and other random males
>>717336010
Well, thank god not all muslims share their believes, so yeah, there are gay muslims... but it's looked down upon in their religion...
Again: What are your hobbies?
>>717336102
Sono confirmed masochist!
>>717336102
It would be fun messing with you
>>717336182
Hurt me plenty.
>>717336102
>busted spleen
>aluminum bats
>masochist
Did you at least bust something else as well?
>>717336431
Your hopes and dreams
Claim
>>717336363
Ok
>>717336144
Why? If you don't mind me asking.
>>717336146
-I don't know I don't trust them..
I'm sorry for making you ask the same questions twice, my only hobbies are drawing and painting. What about you?
>>717336182
Oh you probably wouldn't have a lot of fun with me because I can take a lot of pain
>>717336431
What do you mean by busted something else?
>>717336577
No safe word. Only a time limit.
cut me german speaking kike
>>717336468
Joke's on you, they died long ago.
>>717336607
Like, a nut?
>>717336607
I would have tons of fun breaking you
>>717336642
How long?
>>717336607
What do you draw and paint?
Mine... cooking and playing vidya
Oh and Psychology
and maybe flirting
>>717336607
i drive fast late at night when i should be sleeping and the cops don't like it
>>717336739
A nut?
>>717336749
Two days.
>>717336841
Plenty of time
>>717336825
You don't associate with black people a lot, do you?
>>717336749
I'm used to broken bones though, I'll just laugh at you~
>>717336756
I draw and paint everything, it's the only thing I was able to stick to. Oh and I like cooking, I have a natural talent for it, maybe I should go to trade school for it, or something. Sorry I have no interest in psychology or vidya
>and maybe flirting
>i'm also the jealous type..
>>717336768
At night? Aren't you afraid of crashing?
>>717337060
Most of my friends are black and that's very lewd.
Shinoa claimed ',:)
>>717337039
If it wasn't enough just add more.
>>717337121
nah, that's what headlights are for
>>717337211
shut
>>717337121
What about being dissected while awake?
>>717337186
>lewd
You're the masochist who gets off of getting fucked up with a baseball bat!
I was just asking if it was worth it.
>>717337121
Hmm... what about paintings of murder? Also, can you show me one of your paintings?
I don't have a talent for cooking I think. Just average. I enjoy it though
your waifu a shit
>>717337260
I don't drive so I don't know anything about cars. I wouldn't want to be in a car with you.
>>717337286
That sounds interesting, I'll be okay with it as long as you slice in the direction of the hair growth to limit scaring ^^
>>717337306
I didn't get with a bat for real! I mean, I did once and it hurt a lot, but still.
>>717337322
P-paintings of murder? You know I wouldn't draw anything like that :p
And I'll only show you in private..
And don't worry skill beats talent every time.
>>717337439
Your waifu is 9 years old!
>>717337686
Maybe I will amputate your limbs and hang you up by meat hooks
>>717337439
Darn I want some nikuman too..
>>717337686
idk why, i'm a good driver nigga
>>717337686
When what happened?
Was Chara much bigger than expected and the lube too good?
>>717337686
Alright, I'll look forward to seeing it then.
Eh, I don't care. I just want to have fun