I've waited two months to post this. In November, I had

Eat with cereal. post vid

Throw it away you degenerate

Let it ferment until March 1st then post again

Put it in up ass

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It smells like fruity pebbles

Pour it onto a pet

Drink it and make sure to swallow it.

>>717324517
Use it as lubricant to fap and/or stick something up your ass.

Quads override and you drink it

"accidently" pour it onto a random person in public.

>>717324916
Roll

Wash your hair with it

Use it as lube

Pour it on your cat

>>717324999
Boom

>>717324999
WINRAR

Shit in it, seal it up, wait until March 1st

>>717324999
Cheers mate!

>>717324999
Make sure to webm

>>717324999
Fuck

>>717324999
Well that was fast....and incredibly shitty.
Good luck OP

>>717324916
Roll

Walk into the nearest church during a service (take a matchbox)
Open the bottle
Pour half into the holy water basin if they have one
Keep the rest
Walk up to the altar (push priest or bishop out of way if necessary)
Set the bottle down
Drop a lit match or two into it
Leave it there
Take a shit on the floor if you need to go
Leave

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>>717324999

Op is kill

>>717325503
>lolol
stop spamvertising. Nobody cares about that shitty site.

You clearly don't belong here. Not even a newfag would be this faggoty.

Bake it on a sheet pan, in the oven at 350, for 45 minutes.

>>717326385
Why the hell would you respond to a bot?

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>>717324517
heres an old pic from when i did the same OP

Bake it at 350 until it crytalizes then grind the contents into a fine powder and snort

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>>717324517
>enter vehicle
>remove cap
>at least 35MPH
>lob skyward above unsuspecting target
bonus points for photo immediately after impact
more bonus points for recording / uploading the video for lord kek

trips go.

>>717324999
WIN motherfucking RAR

/b/ will require photographic evidence.

>>717326385
It's a bot Dipshit

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>>717324999
>inb4 best fucking shampoo nobody ever knew about

And here we are, waiting for OP to wash his hair. I have my doubts.

>>717327956
fucking kek'd

>>717327956
I give it 15 more minutes. No pics by then, it ain't happening.

>>717324916
roll

I trust OP :)
He never betrays me.

Go go go

wear panties and pour it in, then wear for the rest of the day

>>717324517
Is this piss bottle guy or cum bottle guy reborn? Also did PBG or CBG check in this year to report for duty?

>>717327021
I'm not that guy, but how is a bot getting past the captcha? Did somebody actually pay for captcha bypass for a bot? That is fucking insane... especially since nobody is going to trust a site being promoted by spam.

Post it on YouTube nigger

Pour it into sword mold, freeze and stab someone with it

>>717324517
Fry it like eggs and leave it outside for the local flora and fauna

>>717330112
Yes!!! EGGS!!!

give a person you hate a cupcake with this mixed in the batter

waiting...

Surely OP will deliver

>>717331444
trips of truth checked

OP won't do shit thread is dead fucking newfags

cmon man do it, youll be so cool if you do it

>>717327332
What did you do with it?

>>717331927
forgot about it for like 3 months, found it again and almost threw up, then put it in the garbage

>>717324517
Include me in the screen cap nice anon

:^)

>>717324999
Win win win!!!

>>717324517
Don't be a faggot Op. Pls deliver.

please OP

Idiots, you killed the OP

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>>717324999
Fucking LEGEND

op pls

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Ah shit

have 3 sips every 30mins until empty. Post video/pics with time stamp

CHUG CHUG CHUG

drink it fag

OP was always a faggot

Down it fucker

drink

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>>717324999

pour it over your phone

bath in it

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JIZZUS IS THAT YOU?
WHERE WERE YYOU ALL THE TIME???>

Do et

inb4 op never replies

>>717324517
Mix with milk drink in one.

>>717334734
it's not jizz, anon.

>>717327682
"I washed my hair with fermented mucus, 1t mins later you'll never guess what happened.

Come on op dont be a faggot and deliver
:^)

>>717324517
I smoke a pack of Phillies every day, what you have here son is simply referred to as the "morning goop."
I am not impressed.

>>717327332
Please send a pic of your room. looks like ruins

OP has abandoned thread

>>717334968
haha it is

y has op left? What if there never really was an OP? What if we are figments of my imagination? descarte

>>717335040
Pic? OP didn't deliver, but you can

>>717324517
Kill yourself

>>717335116
that's an old pic, so the bottle is gone, but hold on, and i'll take a few

>>717335190
Thank you

Sup niggers?

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>>717335295

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Debate this

>>717335403
sup, op abandoned us darkies

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>>717335471

>>717335471
Tidy your fucking place up you nasty fucker

>>717335471
more please!

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>>717335559

>>717335564
rest of the house is clean, lol

>>717335559
Are you a bit of a hoarder? And what compelled you to save your mucus?

>>717335690
because your parents clean it?

>>717335690
If the rest of the house is clean, what happened to your battle station?

>>717335645
Disgusting

>>717335645
Holy shit where are you living? I bet Shangai

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>>717335645
wash your damn sheets and make the bed properly

>>717335645
LMFAO you're actually fucked

>>717335888
i know, lol

OP here I'll post video in a few minutes.
Chill and keep this thread alive

>>717335969
Post more ROTFL

>>717335645
Theres a layer of filth where your big disgusting body lies. Jesus christ

>>717336049
rest of the house is clean, it's just my room that's trashed

>>717335969
no more?

>>717335645
Wash your fucking sheets you weaboo slob

>>717335690
Which only supports the fact that you're a pig.
The only place where you are, is the only place that looks like a dumpster in a back alley in Detroit.

>>717336189
yeah, probs about time i changed sheets

>>717336297
Send pictures of you flipping the mattress and changing the sheets. /B/ wants you to start the new year on the right foot.

>>717335559
Atleast you have a good gpu

>>717335873
>be finnog, urinate in bottles lacking basic living standards
>miss it, leak on my bed. big time
>use halogen to dry the piss placing it between my sheets, fall asleep drunk of course

wake up in a piss foggy full room of smoke and mist. b proud

>>717335645
How alone are you?

>>717336436
thanks man

>>717324916
Roll

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>>717324999

>>717336501
lol good call

>>717324517
Drink it

>>717336424
Do this

>>717336297
if dubs clean up your room

>>717336710
Rololol

>>717336710
rolling for this

DUBS TO CLEAN ROOM!

>>717336710
rolling

>>717336710
reroll

Rollin
Clean that shit up, fagit

>>717336710
>re
>reroll

>>717336710
Roll

>>717336710
Have a (You) roll

>>717336710
Clean your room anon. Parents just don't understand

>>717336710
Am to roll again

>>717336710
Reroll

>>717336710
Am i roll?
>Rolling

>>717336998
Rollin

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>>717336424
because OP is a faggot, here

>>717336710
roll

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This is now an "OP is a faggot" thread

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>>717337071

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nice job OP, you greasy attention depraved cunt

>>717324797
rolling for this

>>717336710
Roll and we tell him how to clean his room

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OP is a failure, obviously.
nice job, faggot.

>>717324517
> had the flu
>"bacteria infested"

Why are people so fucking retarded?

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>>717336710
One day we will tell our children of this day, when a bunch of people on one of the most carcinogenic boards on the net, came together to get anon to clean his damn room. This is love, this is life.
>Rolling

>>717337204
>>717324999
We already have a winrar dummy

>>717337071
Thank you!

>>717334597
Nice ears

>>717337157
Great job, anon.

Dubs say he throws all the trash on his desk away

>>717336710
Put clean sheets on your bed!
>roll

>>717337679
??
I did

>>717337679
>lol

>>717336710
Rolló

>>717337546
reroll

>>717337546
Roooooooooll

>>717337772
That's just the fitted sheet. You need a top sheet, and clean pillow cases

>>717337940
i don't use a top sheet

>>717337994
wat?

>>717337940
I second this

>>717335471
Jeez... the government in your country are assholes, aren't they?

>"LET OTHERS BREAHTE YOUR SMOKE"

Heartless tax junkies.

>>717324757
roll

>>717336710
ROLLLLL

>>717338088
it says "don't let others breathe your smoke"
but yeah, they are fucking tax junkies

>>717335559
Is that a bug-out bag?

>>717336710
ROLLL

>>717337994
you are a real madman. if you don't use a top sheet then you get your blankets filthy

>>717336710

ROLL FOR THIS

>>717336710
rolling for my homies

>>717336710

Reroooooool Jenkins

>>717336710
Still no dubs, maybe it's not meant to be
Still rolling

>>717335858
Australia by the looks of it

>>717336961
Roll for anon to clean his room

>>717338219
no, what's a bug-out bag?

>>717336710
this thread has been cursed since OP left, there are no dubs in sight. Kek does not live here

>>717324517

Do you live with someone else? If so, dip their toothbrush in it, and mix it in with their foods and hygiene products.

If you live alone, take a rag, walk the streets, and ise the rag to wipe a decent lump of it in the fingerhold of every driverside car door you walk past.

>>717338766
OP has left us

>>717336710
It's not gonna happen boys... Rawl

Throw it on your family members while screaming "I banish you hambeast!"

>>717336710
OK rolling

>>717336710
all of /b/ wants to see that room shine!

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>>717338254
>if you don't use a top sheet then you get your blankets filthy
I had an autist former roommate who once let his dad sleep in my room while I was on vacation. I was kinda pissed off, I have no problem with his dad but such a thing has never been discussed. I'd never put someone else in his room in his bed (and sure as fuck not without asking) and we had a perfectly comfy couch. But the best part? How I found out: he came to me afterwards and complained that I didn't have a top sheet on my bed, and was all grossed out about it. (for the record I do use one, I hadn't made my bed and it might have fallen on the floor)

So I'm standing there staring at this dumbshit, saying "Wait, you let your dad sleep in MY room on MY bed without asking me... and you're annoyed at ME because of the condition of my bed? WTF"

So fucking glad I don't live with him anymore.

>>717337994

what about protection from the monsters and shit!?!?!?!?!?!

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>>717339104
It is mostly the shit that concerns me. That and shit monsters.

>>717336710
roll

>>717339104
never had an issue with monsters or anything like that

>>717336710
CLEAN IT

>>717336710 for the gods

I am the hero you need QUADS AND DRINK IT MY CHILD

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>>71733671
step out my way

>>717324947
rollerino. That's genious!

>>717324947
Roll. Livestream that shit as well.

mail it to some random clickbait nigger on youtube

>>717336710
CLEAN YA ROOMY, WOOMY

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>>717336710
Ill handle this

>>717339538
>>717339810
>>717339867
>>717339868
OP has bailed

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>>717324999
Fuck

Pour it onto a feminist on video