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I want a crazy bitch /b/, where could i find one?

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I want a crazy bitch /b/, where could i find one?
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tumlr
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TRY >>>/soc/ I HEARD THERE WERE TONNES OF CAMWHORES THERE
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>>717311113
Ur moms house
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>>717311506
i dont want a camwhore
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>>717311770
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURN

>>717311871
THEN YOU'RE SOL BOY
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>>717311959
S.O.L. TO BE EXACT
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Your local alcoholics anonymous has more crazy bitches I have ever seen, knew women who gave their kids away
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>>717312131
sounds good : )
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>>717311959
back to 9gag/facebook you should go
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>>717311113
any and all of my ex gfs or anybody i have ever been involved with. they all crazy bitches
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>>717312978
how do you find them
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>>717312131
they gave (not sold) them?
to who?
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>>717312518
OH SHIT SOMEONE INSULTED ME ON THE INTERNET. BETTER DO WHAT HE SAYS
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>>717313920
you insult yourself with your existence
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>>717314688
OH NO I INSULTED MYSELF BETTER DO WHAT HE SAYS
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>>717311987
are you on >>>/e/xtacy?
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>>717315077
SOMETIMES, MAINLY LURK ON /e/
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>gamer girls
the ones that can actually beat you in your favourite game
>girls with fucked up haircolor
like neon green or something like that

>had one
>she wantetd to kill her ex boyfriend even tought she cheated on him with me and left him
>she wanted to kill me twice with a knife
>serious depression
>sometimes cried for no reason
>sex fantasy was to handcuff me to a chair and torture me
>when I broke up with her she sent an email to people I know with all my kinks in bed all the drugs I take and everything I did wrong in the relationship

I loved her and hated her
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>>717315262
love and hate go hand in hand
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/science/scientists-prove-it-really-is-a-thin-line-between-love-and-hate-976901.html
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>>717316247
still this girl fucked me up and I wasn't the guy I wanted to be when I was with her.
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>>717316692
you were not fucked up enough for her
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>>717311113
psych ward. ayyyyyyyy EVERY TIME i go to the psych ward i have sex.
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>>717316971
i like that treatment doc : )
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>>717316906
nah she wanted a saint that does everything she wants.
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>>717317151
oh my god you shoulda been there last time holy fuck....

>be me in psych ward
>there's this cute as fuck girl there
>she used to be in a prison gang and she's head bitch here, covered in tats
>omgggggggg she tells me she wants me to be her kitty
>love being submissive to her
>we get let out on the same day as well as this country boy
>she pays for a hotel room and a huge ball of cocaine
>fffffffffffff awesome
>fuck both of them for hours

i had to stop hanging out with her because she said "if you fuck my brother again i'll kill you" and it got too real
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>>717311113
>where could i find one?
r9k I am not even joking.
Eliza and Erica were nuts.
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>>717316906
>>717317214
also she needs this saint that takes care of her.
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Go to any social event literally any social event.

The girl that says nothing to no one, doesn't party and keeps to herself the whole time is the one you want.
She'll try to turn you away at first with excuses of why she can't do it but you just have to go after her.
If you ask her to dance and she says she cant tell her you'll teach her. If you ask her to dinner and she says she's got work ask for her number.

Regardless of anything that girl wants you to show her the attention no one else has.

I'm in the same boat as you man except I'm pretty good at catch and release.
I'm almost 3 years into this one.
>>717315262
Learn to burn away your past anon.
It will only hurt you to dwell on it.
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>>717311113
Hugh mungus
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>>717317344
and then you pussed up like good kitty you are
sell your balls you dont deserve them
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I wish you spend a great year ahead that starts with happiness and ends with that too. Happy New year. Enjoy the leaks and leak one yourself - snap-leak-cf
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>>717317537
i just scheduled my removal :3
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>>717317440
well then i should learn how to dance : )
also you described me in that girl..
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>>717317756
Then quit being a bitch and fake some confidence.

Fake it till you make it.

Girls like confident men.
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>>717317440
thanks mate Im actually doing fine.
My life at the moment is great. But at moments like this one I remember it. The only thing I feel bad about is the fact that she is probably crying alone at the moment. Hope she found another care taker.
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>>717317887
well i wanted to know how to find fucked up ones
and all i needed to do is look for the ones that are like me.. fucking irony
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>>717317943
Good to hear man but know that she's living her life.

I had to cut off one of my fingers as well after 10 years of back and forth misery. It's some hard shit though.
>>717318180
Pretty much.
All you autists are crowding around each other at dances and shit yet you don't hook up with each other because nobody will make a move.

I'm just like you except I wouldn't go down as a kissless virgin. As a result I haven't gone more than 1 month since I was 14 single.

You just gotta make the move.
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>>717318418
YOU HAD TO CUT OFF YOUR FINGER WHAT
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>>717318631
After 10 years pretty much since our sophomore year in high school me and this girl wrecked each other in every way. A full decade wasted to just coming into each others lives at the best times just to ruin each other in a new way.

Sometimes you have to cut off a finger to save the hand my friend.
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>>717319003
>wrecked each other in every way
>ruin each other in a new way
please yes
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>>717319003
oh i thought you meant literally like she was like "if you loved me you'd cut off your finger i'd even let you choose which one"
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>>717319390
No you don't not like this.

You'll wind up in a two woman three way with your current gf and your ex gf. All the while her new bf is your best bro. She'll hide it for about a week but she'll tell him and you'll lose the big gamble.
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>>717319431
No but a few months in she bit a chunk out of my shoulder and ate it.

I was never more erect.
>I wish I wasn't trolling I still have the scar
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>>717319511
yeah if she is not loyal she is not worth it
best kind of woman imo is the loyal fucked up one that would back you up in anything
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>>717319511
why did you have contact with your ex gf after breakup ?
>my first rule is to never contact her again and make it almost impossible to let her contact you
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>>717320151
>and ate it
nope'd outta there.

cool with injuries and burns and friendship scars. cannabilism gives me nausea no thanks
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>>717320151
how big of a chunk kek
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>>717311113
Comic con
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>>717320528
dont want harley quinn wannabe
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I'll give you my Buddy's ex phone number. She came in drunk to his place cause she still had a key. At 0500 this morning she's screaming and assaulting my buddy, clawed his neck pretty good. Had to call her parents to come get her crazy ass.
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>>717320738
give her to the doc : )
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>crazy bitch here

would you be pissed if i put hormones in your food and changed your body?
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>>717321138
yup more then pissed
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>>717321348
....hopefully his new brain wont be prone to anger or violence :3
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>>717321406
now I'm glad my crazy ex gf never coocked
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>>717321138
there is plenty of sissy guys here if you want one, no bitch would make me into one
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>>717321406
>>717321138
where do you even got he hormones
doesn't one need a medical reason to get those
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>>717321627
i fuck my doctor.
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>>717311113
>I want a crazy bitch
No, you don't. You want the first 3-6 months with a crazy bitch, then you want to pack your bags, stop using your alias, and get the fuck out of town.

They turn on you in a heartbeat and once they do for the first time, it will be a regular occurrence from that point forward. The crazy comes out of the bag, and you realize there's a hell of a lot more to it than the occasional contradicting opinions/feelings and the childish lack of control over her emotions. You'll realize whatever loyalty she had to you was really only to the fictional, perfect relationship that she believed she could make with you if she lied and covered up her true emotions long enough. Once they're out, you will either hate her guts, or you'll feel so bad for her that you won't even want to risk damaging her anymore by telling her where/why/how she's acting like a total nutjob.

She will make you very happy for a short period of time, and then you'll spend years on 4chan, telling teenagers about how all women are terrible people while you fap yourself to sleep with egg yolks and Klonopin. You will regret this decision profoundly.
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>>717311113
literally any female
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>>717321921
....crazy bitch here
sounds about right.
toxic as fuck
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>>717321904
can you post a picture of your face pls. You can censor the eyes of course. I just run a crazy bitch statistic in my mind and I want to see if I would see it in your face.
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>>717321921
you are wrong
this only happens if she finds a normal guy that wants taste of crazy
if both are crazy tho, its a different story : )
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>>717321921
this pretty much
except the last part with 4chan and general woman hate.
maybe its true if you had no other gf except the crazy one
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>>717321989
Hmu then. I never take my own advice
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>>717322308
keep telling yourself that
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>>717321989
if i kidnap a child and turn it into sexual/torture toy for my pleasure would you call the cops or join me?
: )
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Nah a crazy bitch is way to much work.
>8 hour shift I told her about
>get back and see 13 new messages on my phone
>12 were from her saying how much she loved me and missed me
>Was with her that very morning
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>>717322620
how much do you get paid to spam this on message boards?
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>>717322431
you werent up for it boi : )
prove me wrong
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>>717322596
you dont know what crazy means
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>>717322705
why don't you prove me wrong
you can't win the game in a long run against a crazy bitch. If you are with her for a few months ok.
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>>717322841
again:
you were not on her level
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>>717322916
again:
keep telling yourself its different for you
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IMO, the best fucked up girl is lost, naked, scared, chained, raped, starved, bleeding, sobbing and 13.
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>>717323009
you are retarded
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>>717323009
thats not the "fucked up" i meant
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