were you alone on new year's eve? why?

no but i was thinking about autistic cucks like u while my dick was getting sucked by a nerdish hottie. TY Op for being a cuck and handing me over nerdish sluts

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sir, it is commonly known that nerds are the hottest thing around.

>>717286170
I can't find a grill who will accept my jenkem habit

I have no girlfriend or anything similar & I don't want any male friends

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>>717286170
I asked my friends if they were doing anything this year and no one replied, so i thought they were all doing family things (this was in the middle of a conversation they were all talking in a group chat). Find out late through Snapchat that they were all together celebrating.

Plans fell through

But they would've been lame anyway

>>717288259
why not?

I'm too fucking cheap

>>717288634
I feel foe you anon

>>717288693
Why not what? I realized I could never trust any "friend" I've ever had . No girl cause I'm lovesick over this girl I think I love. It seems like every other girl just follows what she does

>>717288766
my best friend was far away celebrating with others. i had no desire to see my other friend.i am a sick person.

No I drank a fuck ton of rum n cokes,inhaled massive amount of coke and got a chicks phone number and a date next weekend.

>>717288634
Confront them and if that's true, go get some new ones. That's fucked up.

Ex recently broke up with me and is out chilling with my group of friends.

>>717289952
i have been deeply in love four times in my life but none of them wanted me. this year i had no desire to see anyone or celebrate. i feel sad and empty. all i do is work work work. i AM a robot.

>>717289952
She says hi bro!

>>717286170
I was with my mom.

>>717288634
Confront them, tell them to fuck themselves. Then shoot up your school,first day back.

>>717289952
She wants to know if you want to come and see the train?

>>717288634
fuck off darian you cuck get off 4chan

>>717286170
yes, drove 400km on the autobahn to my second appartment because i have to work tomorrow and and at night the streets is free.
went through a decently sized city ad 0:00 and the view was pretty awesome. all colerful and flashy lights and fireweroks araound. pretty cool, can recommend. gf was partying with some of here friends.

>>717286170
Yep. The girl I have been seeing ditched me. Didn't drink. Didn't smoke. Just sat here bored waiting for her to come home. I don't expect her back anytime soon either.

>>717286170
>were you alone on new year's eve
No, I was with my parents. We drank, we ate, we watched retro tv and then went to sleep. Was pretty ok.

gf is out with her friends...

i just wanted a night to myself
> traveled to see family for xmas
> traveling to see family in a couple days

>>717291794
> she's catching a pounding from a better lover
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>>717286170
im a introvert
i feel comfortable alone
groups of people cause me anxiety
im glad im socially inept during the computer age

im actually a smart, talented, nice looking guy(been called a pretty boy all my life)

i like that fuzzy, comforting, forever-alone bliss :3

>>717292294
where do youlive? large city? murrica?

>>717292573
midwest

about hundred miles from a city

small town only about 600 ppl

>>717292704
would you interact with people differently in, say, new york?

>>717286170
vocaroo.com/i/s1xxLXW4xaUx

rather not go out

>>717293091
i just finished the movie Heaven Knows What, its set in New York

and thought about that just in the last half hour

i suppose disappearing in a crowd would be all i could do

>>717288634
when was the last time you hosted?

>>717286170
im a grown man with a wife and house and children so im drinking in the den pretending not to be drunk

Because I was making money faggot. Been there, done that.

>>717291317
>Then shoot up your school,first day back.
Remember pics or it didnt happen

>>717292294
Im just like that to. I am much happier just being on my own. Internet interaction is enough interaction for me

i worked, fucking idiots staying late in the restaurant watching the stupid ass balldrop. dont normies have anything better to do than make me stay late and babysit their dumbasses. i just wanted to go home cut myself have some drinks and go on /b/

>>717293911
what about work? dont they force you to team up with people?

>>717293374
nice life

>>717294065
dont you have a set schedule

No, my dog was here because I am an insufferable prick.

>>717294094
I dont work I get free goverment money for being sick.

>>717286170

Because I live here.

>>717294448
you mean like food stamps? you planning to work ever again?

>>717286170
Nope. Went to a friend of a friend's house, hung out, had a good time.

Stay home take 4mg clonazepam, double dose of methadone 160mg then get drunk on ancient Napoleon brandy. The reason why is people are completely shitty. At midnite i went outside and bayed at the moon like a madman til my throat sore.

>>717286170
Yes
Because I live on my own and have no friends or contact with with family.

>>717294679
Im Britbong I dunno what they have in merica but over here if you sick they pay your rent and give you cash.

>you planning to work ever again?

Nah Im just gonna grow weed for the rest of my life unless I get caught.

New years is amateur hour, same as fuckin st Patrick's day. I'd always prefer what I am doing: whiskey, steak, and house cleaning.

>>717294810
I am on a methadone script. Dont you find that after a certain dose it dosnt get you high? I guess you on 80ml which is what I am on and if i double dose it does nothing. If I take benzos on top it does get me right fucked up.

>>717294912
virgin?

The only person i ever cared about left me for a married couple, so i spend every holiday alone now, thanksgiving and christmas chef bouardee was great :) my new years dinner was ramen

>>717295148
Nope im 31 and had the same gf for 8 yrs actually. I wasnt always fucking sick you know

>why

I'd rather pretend to be happy in my room jerking off. I don't need this shit man.

>>717288634
They aren't your friends. Find some people that like you. Are you a weirdo?

>>717295218
My names chef
Happy new year monica

>>717295315
>Are you a weirdo?
>On /b/

>>717295218
>chef bouardee
this would be my meals since they a portioned and cheap
but they give me hellish gas, so its chedder rice

>hellish gas
that is probably why im alone actually :3

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>>717288634
too bad, I once was like you. no one liked me.

>>717295431
Fair point. You know what I mean though, is he a cling-on who the group can't shake off?

>>717288634
I have had my friends do the same thing. Rang them up to see what they was doing on a friday night and they all said nothing. Turned out they was all together getting high and shit. They not my friends anymore and I dont need any

>>717288634
>friends

>>717295669
Ikr I love these role play threads

>no friends
>hate people
>too depressed.

>>717286170
Celebrated with my fam. left to go hang with friends and everyone was busy fucking or something else. Got drunk on my own, not too bad.

Waiting on my wife to get home from her date. I'm really hoping she is still full when she gets home

>>717286170
Yes.
Stationed away from the family.

>>717286170
Nah I was at a friend's house with a few people but it was kinda boring. Our get-togethers have just been the same the past year, sit around, play cards against humanity, no music, occasional video games but not enough. Idk what else we should do but it's getting a bit old (honestly it's because of the 2 girls in the group, they don't like anything).

>>717295973
Sounds like you guys need drugs.

I got caught after I roofied my sister and her friends during a sleepover, was disowned by my family, and consequently lost all my friends.

2016 was a helluva a year, boyo.

>>717296066
I'd rather just actually do something fun, even just play video games, but the girls are dating 2 of the guys and they think video games are stupid (one of them gets vocally annoyed as soon as video games are mentioned, even if we're just talking about them and not even suggesting we play them). I'm often reminded why I'm single.

>>717296186
You date raped your own sister?
Greentext it faggot

>>717296186
How did you get caught? Story?

>>717286170
>shot some heroin and felt like God all night including right now
>went to movies with my qt non-druggie gf
>went to drink wine and watch the ball drop with parents and gf
>now drinking coronas and watching a movie with my gf while looking online at new apartments
Go work and socialize and your life will fall into place /b/rethren

>>717296186
so you just up and left and had a hell of a year?

>>717296309
Gotta be honest but those girls sound lame af anon. My Gf buys me vidya games to play on

>went to a party with a mate
>hit it off with a girl there
I... I think I'm gunna make it bros.

>>717296439
Although I would rather be a total recluse this is good advice to yous that wanna try. I think I even gave a shit about that sorta thing when I was younger but now im just a grumpy old fart

>>717296445
Yeah no shit son. Good on her tho. I want to find a girl to chill and play games with but I hate going out, trying to think of ways to meet people. Might have to resort to a dating site or something.

>>717286170
Wife is at work

>>717288634
yep been there. You don't need to abandon them 100%. Just stick them on the "tier 2" shelf and find other friends who like you more and prioritize them as "tier 1"

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I'm in the hospital. However, there is this hot nurse nearby and I can bring her to me at the touch of a button.

>>717296671
In this age there aint nothing wrong with meeting ppl online. I know a guy and he gets at least one fuck a month from grills he has met online. I have never bothered with it myself.

I want to find a girl to chill and play games with

The other day I was playing csgo on discord and she was sucking my D.

>>717296342
I did.

>>717296374
>I was holding for a dealer friend of mine
>my closet was like a pharmacy
>my little sister has a sleepover
>bunch of 15 year olds in the basement
>I was in a real dark place mentally
>decided to spike their soda
>go down way later at night
>they are all passed out
>I get the urge
>fuck her friends
>out of nowhere decide to fuck my sister
>but I only do her in the butt
>next morning they're all complaining about feeling weird
>it takes a little while but they put it together and accuse me
>I deny everything
>they won't let it go
>one of the girls tells her parents
>all parents pulled into it
>lots of drama and dads wanting to beat the shit out of me
>police called
>while adults are discussing what to do with me, sister confronts me privately
>she just wants to know if I did anything to her
>tell her that, yes, I put it in her butt
>she's crying a lot

Long story short, I'm forced into probation and therapy because I was 17. And, like I said, family wants nothing to do with me and my friends found out and won't talk to me.

>>717297028
This -
I want to find a girl to chill and play games with

Is meant to be


>I want to find a girl to chill and play games with

I want to find a girl to chill and play games with

>>717297070
lol stop lying you werent 17, you were more like 26

>>717297070
What are your plans now? That kind of shit will never not come up.

>>717297070
Im so proud of you and you have practically gotten away with it. Btw fuck you for not recording it

I was in the ER with my mother because she has a viral infection from her sinus' that moved into her throat. Had to leave so I can catch my plane back to my command.

Military sucks sometimes.

>>717297335
USA millitary?

>>717297070
Green text the sex plz I wanna know more specifically what you done to them all.
Did you need lube cuz they all musta been dry af right?

>>717297397
Yup.

>>717297303
It's cheesy, but imma take it one day at a time. I live out in the middle of nowhere now so sex offender registry thing shouldn't be a problem (no schools or playgrounds or shit like that). Plus I got the minimum for the registry, so only 10 years then I'm off it I think.

>>717297322
I don't know. If there was video of me doing that shit I don't think I would've gotten off as easy as I did.

>>717297508
Ok one sec.

>>717297524
I cant imagine what it would be like to be in USa millitary. Is it really gung ho like its stereotyped to be? Have you ever been on tour?

I played GTA online from 10pm-3am. Drank whiskey and smoked some bowls. No ragrets.

>>717298081
It's pretty chill, really, but I'm Navy aviation, we tend to be the chillest of all. There's a few Joe Navy guys at my squadron, but it's pretty much like High School with 50 million dollar aircraft.

Haven't been on a boat yet, soon, but I am forward deployed out of the country.

>>717297524
Was they all vigins?

>>717286170
My mom is still in the hospital, my son just got out of hospital - so I wasn't really feeling the need to get fucked up and fight a stranger over a cab. Had two cold beers, and watched a movie. Woke early today to go see my son, who's doing better today, thank fuck.

>>717286170
No, i was at work until 3am though.

>>717298322
Who, the people in the ER? I don't think so. She would know, she works there.

>>717288634
nico dw its ok you have the rest of us

>>717298248
That sound pretty cool actually compared to most of the things you hear about USA military..

>>717298349
> I wasn't really feeling the need to get fucked up and fight a stranger over a cab.

You must be Britbong? Hope they ok anon

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Buddies and I had a party, some drinks, played some vidya. As a joke, one of my friends took a snapchat video of all of us with the caption "hanging with the true fam" and laughed about the idea of sending it to this one girl we didn't invite (she thinks we like her, none of us do). Then he forgot to uncheck her name off the send list and sent the video accidentally. We're worried as fuck coz the girl has mental issues and we could get in trouble.

Also got my car stuck in a ditch and it now has a hole in the rear bumper. Great new year's.

>>717298429
Sorry meant to be at >>717297742

>>717298522
Some of it is true, but vast majority isn't.

>>717297508
So like I said, I went down to the basement to see how they were getting on...

>kinda eerie cuz music was playing
>but all four of them were passed the fuck out
>pinch them and slap their faces to make sure
>just eyes rolling back, etc
>I was gonna leave them like that and just go to sleep
>but I get a sudden thought to do stuff to them
>so first girl is on her back on the floor
>I get in between her legs, put her ankles on my shoulders, reach under her butt to grab her sweatpants, and pull them up to her knees
>feel up her pussy for a while
>she gets wet
>so I put it in and it's ridiculously tight
>I fuck her for maybe 10 minutes
>then I switch the the second one who is slumped, sitting on the sofa
>I pull her sweats down and sorta scoot her forward to the edge of the seat
>I lick her pussy a bunch
>even put a finger in her butt
>little taste of pee but I don't mind
>third one was in the armchair, wearing a big t-shirt
>she has giant tits so I play around with those for a little bit
>I think I went back to the sofa girl and fucked her
>then back to the armchair girl and fucked her
>I remember I was basically comparing how their pussies felt
>finally fucking armchari girl hard
>moved her so she was on her back in the chair
>legs folded back over herself
>getting close to cumming
>deciding if I would cum inside her or what
>then I see my sister face down kinda in the corner
>get the sudden thought to fuck her too
>I stop and go over to her
>pull down her shorts and start licking her butthole up and down
>tongue her there a lot
>put a finger in to test it out
>then I put my dick in her butt
>fucked her like that for a couple of minutes and came inside her butt
>it felt amazing for a minute
>then washed over with guilt
>tried my best to put all their clothes back on
>then everything else happened

>>717298853
In retrospect I think my sister went to the bathroom and maybe "discovered" my cum in her butt or it leaked out or something. Or maybe her butt just hurt. I'm not entirely certain how she KNEW I did stuff to her.

>>717298584
But... but I spelled it "mom" and said "cab" not "taxi"...

Yeah, Britbong it is - My son's doing fine, responding well to anti-biotics. My mom is elderly and has COPD too, so it was touch and go but she should be home soon. Thanks for giving a shit, dude.

>>717298794
I suppose you are only mostly hear the bad stuff. I can understand why they would hate their enemy etc But none of them can seem to understand that if another country bombed and killed there kids and family they would prolly pick up a gun and go out shooting to. Im not turning this thread into a political discussion tho. <3

>>717298873
because you fucking admitted to it...

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>>717286170
Because it's not important and I party when I want

At my bestfriends house, with all of my other bestfriends. gf came along too. was fun shit bro's.
played smash melee got drunk and smoked a bunch of bud. Hope everyone else had a cool new years eve.

>>717299052
Yeah, I get what you mean. I've always told people, you can be early for work every day for 15 years, but negative people will always bring up the day you came in late.

Yeah, some of our dudes did some fucked up shit a few times, but that happens in war. Constant death tends to bring out the worst in people.

>>717299093
Well yeah. But when she confronted me she was like I KNOW you did something. Just tell me what it was. I actually thought she was sorta saying it in a way like she was in to it. Or the idea of it.

this thread is alive like FOR EVAH. MOAR

>>717298880
Well its good to hear they better I dont wish that kinda shit on no one and I got a little boy myself and scares the shit outta me just thinking of something happening to him so..

Havin a fight over a taxi is Britbong tradition, So if you are Britbong wtf you calling it cab or was you being sarcastic about being britbong kek

>>717298853
Man I kinda feel sorry for you, like what the hell was you thinking. You lucky you aint in jail for 30yrs getting raped by the big black d

>>717299355
You raped her you fucking moron. You raped your own sister, your pathetic and obviously a stupid fucking idiot!

>>717298853
she didn't wake up to you fuckin her hard?

>>717299520
We still call them cabs, and lots of other things when we're smashing each others cheek bones to powder over who gets home first... I usually enjoy the spectacle of fat people fighting, especially when they have a fat, screeching wife there to throw insults, fried chicken and road signs at people...
But this year I just wasn't feeling it.

>>717299643
Read the thread

>>717299621
It's not like I thought I would get away with it. Just that by the time shit caught up with me it wouldn't matter.

>>717299627
I know man I know.

>>717299643
No. I was hammering away to. Roofies are some crazy shit.

>>717299789
Kek this brings back some memories

>>717299920
"LEAVE IT GARY, HE'S NOT WORTH IT!!!"

My fave bit is always when they start being overly friendly prior to knocking the fuck out of each other.

"WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU CALL ME PAL?!"
"OH, I'M NOT YOUR FUCKING PAL, CHUMMY!!!"

>>717299343
Constant death tends to bring out the worst in people.

Yeah thats understandable. Its interesting talking you thanks.

>>717300026
Or "are you looking at my grill" Either answer is the wrong answer

>>717300201
A timeless classic.

"You lookin' at ma bird?!"
"What? No."
"So yer sayin' ma bird's ugly, izzatrite?

Just smash the cunt in the mouth the SECOND this conversation starts. Saves time.

I was watching my neighbors fireworks because I'm too cheap and lazy to buy my own

>>717299871
is that why you confessed? Prolly could have gotten away with it

>>717299627
keep pretending you wouldn't do anal with your sis if she was layin there

>>717300349
wot u lookin at cheef

>>717300480
I doubt it tbh. If all the grills are saying they all passed out and are feeling sore and then tell the parents it aint gonna take much of a investigation to find out what happened.

>>717300637
I int lerkin at fokk aww, yoo gottu problem izzit?

>>717300349
>>717300637
Or when the woman start it and they like "Ah did you just hear what he said, are you gonna put up with that"

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>had plans to hang out with girl for NYE for weeks
>NYE, 4Pm
>she cancels, says she has a friend she hasn't seen in a while at a get together
>bitches ain't shit, who gives a fuck
>play DOOM all night
>2AM, she is at my front door
>her get together was a 10 minute walk away
>all her friends went home, was banking on me letting her stay here
>her home is a 20 minute drive away
>small city, few cabs running, already booked
>tells me she has no place to stay
>"huh, that sucks"
>tries to explain shit to me
>a thousand excuses
>zero apologies
>tell her she better start walking home
>she leaves crying, saying how much i hurt her

Would have loved to invite her, the girl I was crazy about, in. To spend a bit of time with her. But I think I did the right thing.

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>>717286170
If it's any consolacion to /b/fags, if I didn't have normie friends I'd be celebrating alone.

>>717286170
No, but I wish I was.

>>717300694
they said they felt sore? lol fuck man you should have roofied yourself too extra hard so when they investigate just say you only vaguely remember one of them telling you they wanted their drinks spiked and now she doesn't remember it

>>717300772
I respect this more than you know, I always get walked all over by bitches and never hold a grudge. I hate myself for it but I can't change the way I am

>>717300772
you're fucking retarded. but hopefully it works out lol.

>>717301064
>you're fucking retarded
Why? Because I didn't want to give someone a free place to stay after they dicked me over?

>>717300772
dude you did the right tight. you's DA JUDGE.

>>717300772
If you let them treat you like shit once then they'll do it again. The saying treat them mean keep them keen is true you know.

>>717300962
Im not that anon that date raped his sister was just giving my 2cents. He woulda gotten caught out at some point and courts are more lenient if you plead guilty so was better for him to do so and show remorse. Dunno how that anon aint in jail tbh

>>717300772
what small city bitch

>>717286170
cuz im depressed

>>717301537
just roofie yourself and say you remember nothing. Maybe they had consensual drug sex

>>717301630
I got depression and the best thing I find for it is to watch things that make you laugh. Thats literally the only reason I browse /b/

>>717297070
>Probation and therapy
>Not jail
>17
What fucking shitstain country do you live in op?
Why didn't you go to jail?

>>717301786
yeah me too, also southpark

>>717288634
Dude the same thing happened to me just now....... Wtf im pissed

>>717286170
I could care less about New Year's Eve. It's just another day.

>>717286170
>Went to a house party till 5AM
>Went home and fucked girl I know
>Woke up at 1030, sent grill on her way and now browsing /b/ whilst drinking some Berocca.

Quite funny re the grill actually, I've already told her I don't want a gf, but she keeps coming back for more. Already banged her a few times. Guess she likes the d too much.

>>717302155
>I could care less about New Year's Eve.
>could care less

Why do people do this.

I think what you mean to say is that you COULDN'T care less.

Just finish new gaming PC and would rather play that tbh

>>717298464
T-t-thanks I guess ?

>>717302376
kek

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>>717286170

All alone. Smoked weed, ate some decent ribs, watched the fireworks and went to bed.
Why? I don't know, i was surprised to not have been invited anywhere this year, despite most my friends getting together and celebrating.

Guess they don't like me that much.

>>717286170
>got invited last second to a friend house
>it's three pretty fresh couples besides me
>be kissless virgin/10
>they pretty much ignore me most of the time
>thanks for reminding me how shit and lonely I feel all the time guys
At least we had a lot of weed so I didn't care anymore at some point

>>717295237
Ssafag here. You got that ssi my nigga? Or you got that dib? If you came to my office I'd make sure all your benefits remain untouched for some of that weed.

>>717291020
>i have been deeply in love four times in my life but none of them wanted me

Jesus Christ, get some perspective.

>>717298880
New dad here. I feel for you and am glad Jr is on the up n up. My mom has the copd I didn't feel sorry for her because she let cigarettes destroy her. Sometimes that shit can be worse than crack.

>>717302036
Kek its happened to me before to. I soon after came to realize that none of my friends liked me.

>>717296439
>shoot heroin
>life will fall into place

Got jt

>>717303349
kek

what's wrong with being alone on NYE? I've been doing it for years

hanging out with friends and family is overrated anyway.

>>717303158
I wish all you ss faggots was like you <3

>>717300772
You got the juice man! Perfectly executed. Respect mon

Eh, kind of. My SO works nights, and ended up working tonight, so I swung by for an hour or so with some food. Kissed, took a shot, generally relaxed for a bit (much as she could at work, anyhow). Then, came home to a 6 pack, sat back, and came on here for... Really, the first time in 7 years. All around, a good night. Tomorrow begins a new day (er... Kind of day. I'll wake up when I wake up)

Good luck on the new year, OP :)

>>717303185
perspective? i think about them all the time when i jerk off. now that's a perspective KEK

>>717300772
Pic of her perhaps? Am interested. Usually it's the super cute ones that do the stupidest grimiest shit.

>>717303538
thanks man :)

>>717286170
Yes. My family was away and I'm a forever alone virgin faggot piece of shit who can't manage to an hero successfully.

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Friend asks me if ready to get wasted tonight and obviously said why not, so 7ish arrives, and I text him constantly. About 10 texts, no reply. 4am, text from him saying he fell asleep.

>>717303465
I understand man. Some of my coworkers have absolutely no goddamn compassion. Niggaz are lucky I have their cases. They always want to call back to my desk but you know, doesn't work that way. I max out myself trying to help but the public eats you up. I'm heading into another career field cuz I'm spent. But damnitt, niggaz need they bennies! I'm adjudicating like a motherfucker on Tuesday. I set it up so that nobody gets fucked on overpayments either.
>silent champion

>>717286170
yeah man.
Im not a forever alone guy, but when I go out I always ask myself: wtf are you doing here? You would be so much better at home chilling with ur computer. So that's what I end up doing

>>717303686
that's pretty funny.

>>717303640
Considering how easy it is, you must want to live. New year mate - you've got this shit :)

Didn't finish work till late, most of my mates work in pubs/clubs and restaurants so they couldn't make it, and the others were all with their families. So spent midnight lying in the living room floor trying to console my dog who was terrified of the fireworks.

>>717302264
where

>>717302264
Pics?

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>>717303777
Checkeddd.

>>717303759
Now thats public service, you sir deserve a fucking medal

>>717286170
I was at work.
Atleast I was making money.
Also I don't drink.
Got home at 2am and smoked a nice fat bowl and watched the night of. Pretty good show. I hope HBO continues it.

>>717303772
Ikr, I hate it when ppl are talkng and shit and im just thinking of my next lol build.

>>717304450
Just doing what everyone should. Plus weed is the shit. Post a nug perhaps from your grow?
>>717304457
NO is the shit. That middle eastern habibi is an amazing actor. Hope you saw the end? Shows how prison just morphs people. I think hbo should leave it alone while they're ahead. Hitting the crack pipe on the river scene was good enough end.

>>717303875
shouldve grabbed somebody outside to fuck

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I spent NYE alone in my room, in the dark illuminated only by the light from my TV as I played Uncharted 2. I could hear some wankers at a party over the road counting down and cheering.
I was alone because nobody invited me anywhere, and I don't have enough friends for me to have organized something and have enough people turn up.

>mfw NYE means nothing to me, just like christmas and my birthday

>>717304767
If you're old enough, just go out. Plenty of bars open. Unless you don't give a shit, in which case enjoy Uncharted - just own it. Don't sound so goddamned bitter.

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>>717291569
Sounds awesome, I wanna do that with friends someday. Rolling around in an empty street at midnight with flashy lights and whatnot up in the sky...

>>717286170
I was supposed to head out to a party but I ended up catching a bad bad cold.
I've been sick in bed for three days.

>>717293376
So whatre youre tips for being the ugliest cuck in existence?

>>717286170

i was at a party with old, good friends, and i got to fondle a pretty attractive girl, but i was also not the only dude she allowed to do that, and she didn't go home with me. though i don't think she went home with anyone else, either. so i can't really call it a win as far as new years' parties go, but it wasn't a total failure either? who fucking knows. at least it's an improvement over the last few months where i haven't had any intimate contact with a female whatsoever

>>717294588
Nice dubs

>>717304672
You are correct. It was just so good I want more.

I guess im just salty due to being disappointed as fuck with the second season of true detective.

>>717286170
yup spent it with my cat. my man was working. we got blazed at like 2am when he got home.

>>717304900

I can't help being a bitter asshole. Which is why me going to a bar or club alone is a bad idea, people can sense my bitterness and I end up feeling more lonely.

>>717305170
Youre not lonely here

>>717305170
Might just be my town (very, very shitty college town... fuck it, Tucson), but that is -precisely- the type of person a bar is made for. People who deeply hate themselves, whose hatred then spreads to those around them. There's the shared mutual hatred that eventually leads to everyone being comfortable with one another. Great shit.

>>717286170
I'm 24 and I can't remember the last time I wasn't alone on New Year's...

>>717305170
Also, fuck Clubs.

>>717305060
Maybe she was just drunk

>>717292294
are you intelligent, nihilistic with a wicked sense of humour?

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I drank some really good wine and finished drunk af with really good friends

>>717305299
If you're nihilistic, there's really no reason you shouldn't kill yourself. In fact, you really -should- kill yourself if you're actually nihilistic.

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>>717305374
one of them

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>>717305252

Fuckin got me right in the feels anon

>>717305299
yeah,
not nihilistic
life has meaning for me

but ive been called intelligent and witty ^.^

>>717288634
I feel for you bro

>>717305439
Might wanna change them file names btw

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>>717305547

>>717305265
only at the sleaziest bars

>>717305648
I changed them

>>717286170
I was with my family but I spent most of New Years Eve in bed because I've had a migraine for two days and it feels like my head is on fire. When the clock struck midnight I was crying from pain.

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I wasnt completely alone... I just got a cat but it's not quite as I expected. I thiught it was gonna be all cuddly and shit but I just dont feel a connection. Maybe not just yet. Im still gonna take care of her though. Shes the only other living creature that I live with.

>>717289046
why do you only think you love her??????

>>717286170
i wasnt alone... i forced myself to go out with some friends...i dont know why... i felt like i was gonna die if i didnt..i think im on the edge of losing my humanity

>>717307158
thread is EPIC. MOAR

I've been writing a seriously fucking intense break up letter to my fucking schizophrenic ex girlfriend. She's probable out partying, maybe getting laid, I don't know and really don't care. The weight being lifted off of my heart cleansing my soul of that psycho bitch is probably the best I have felt on New Years in a good long time.

>>717307267
i dont know what i can say.. i dont know what to do.

I spent all night getting fucked but i couldnt feel anything, these are close mates ive known for ages too.. it should have been fun but i just felt like i was dragging them down the whole time.. i genuinely tried to pretend to leave at one point before the countdown.. but then realised i was being insane and just went back.. got more fucked... but still feel fucking empty and mental.

I'm fucked... i think im genuinely fucked. what do i do?

>>717307529
dude i broke up with a fucking insane girl 3 months ago but cant find a way to stop fucking idealizing her in my head. If you find a way... let me know.

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night /b/

we'll get together again next new year's eve ^.^

I didn't even realize it was New Years wtf

Solitude is all I have ever known. Are you suggesting that there is another option?

>>717307053
Thats what I thought. It sounds more like infatuation. Love is something you accumulate over time whilst being with the person

>>717307955
Those are fucking huge
Chekt btw

>>717307957
What? Where are you?

Was chilling with my parents.

>>717307905
> rebound, fast
> don't think of good times, focus on bad times
> find crazier psychopath

>>717307985
Unsolicited advice: Don't get hooked on a girl. Move on or it will ruin you

>>717300772
why didn't you tell her that she could stay but only in your bed?

>>717308127
>>717308256
need to rebound urgently.. only problem is the girl was super fucking attractive and the primitive parts of my brain are obsessing with her.

How the fuck do i rebound in 2016?

i am attractive/ intelligent/ have access to the internet

>>717308256
Im not the anon that said he thinks he loves a grill I was just giving my 2 cents

>>717308585
Or you could just fuck a few prostitutes. I found it kinda reset me just by fucking other woman

>>717308734
good advice

>>717307985
agreed. there's a difference between obsession and love

because I am just a sad bastard and I hate new years anyway

I was at home, alone, because the bitch who I dated for months, not responding to any messages at yesterday, I've waited hours for a reply for what the fuck she wants on Newyears eve, but nothing. She send me a pic about it in the morning. On the picture there was her and her ex, on the bed, where both of them was naked. So 2016 fucked me in the mouth one last time.

>>717289046
you sound like a self pitying faggot

No, was at home with family, but I slept from 10:30 pm to 6 am because I didn't have a coherent sleep schedule for three days before that, and was finally able to peacefully sleep. I mean it's just another year, still smug as ever :^) .

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>>717286170
My mother forced me to drive her to some family friends and even guilt tripped my teenage brother to come and ditch his friends. Fun times. I didn't argue because no one invited me anywhere anyway.

>>717292294
lets see if you're really that good looking we'll decide :)

>>717294810
>benzo
>opiate
>alcohol

Dude, that's the unholy trinity. Stop doing that before you pass out and stop breathing in your sleep.

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Split with the gf a month ago and working this morning. I was in bed by 10pm.

>>717296186
Well, you pretty much completely deserved being disowned and it's 100% your fault.

>>717310092
>>717309623
why have you both given up on life

>>717288634
The same thing happened to me.

>>717286170
I'm not a pathetic normie that has to have someone to validate my own existence. Also I have no interest in breeding.

>>717288634
Go kick their asses

>>717309362
Pic or it didnt happen

>>717310225
I prefer triple holiday pay over getting wasted. If I had given up on life I wouldn't be posting on 4chan, I'd be splattered all over the ceiling.

>>717286170
Yes.
No friends here.

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>>717310225
>>717309623
I'm tired of disappointments coming from other people. I'll just disappoint myself thank you very much.

>>717307983
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=amwQytRNvEw

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>>717309362
I'm sorry anon. You'd better instantly cut 100% contact with her. She doesn't deserve you.

Yup, being a schizophrenic hermit really isn't all that great.

>>717300349
sauce?

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>>717286170
Yep. I decided to enjoy it by myself, because being alone is the last of my worries.

Still feeling high from last night.. but i'm really exhausted too, i just want to get some rest, but gave up on trying to sleep after laying in bed for 5 or 6 hours.
I still can't focus on things, feels a little psychedelic.

Ive only done some mdma and smoked a shit-ton of sativa hash.
That was at least 12 hours ago..
Sick aftereffects.
But at least no headache.

Feels like i need another buzz to survive this day.
My brain is so fked atm.

want to be alone, made the mistake of telling people i want to be alone, they harass me, finally they leave me alone around 11, then around 11:30 friend calls, bloo hoo i want to kill myself come over lets go out, im like no i just wanted to chill, bloo hoo you didnt help me when i asked, should have just pretended to go out somewhere and turn off my phone

This thread is still alive

>>717309927
yay tits or GTFO

>>717310396
why have you given up on your humanity

>>717295218
So are they in an open relationship or wanted her as part of the relationship?

>>717311057
Thats definitely what I'm gonna do!

I had a blast. I gathered with 3 more people who had nowhere to be on new year's eve. Tons of smokes and lsd, black metal & trance. Walked home around 6. Best new year, since 2012.

>>717311705
Take something like valium and go to bed

>>717286170
I've made an interesting transition as I've got older.

>Very antisocial up until 14. Super social and well adapted until 16 when 2 closest friends died in the same wreck.
>Super antisocial until 23 when I FORCED MYSELF to socialize and talk to women.
>Super sociable for many years, make friends and meet chicks.
>Realize most females are horrible people that when you're not playing the game (the indifference game), you lose them. Realize friends have very sketchy loyalty.

Back to square 1. I'm done with people. I'm confident it's my choice though. I'm now antisocial again, not because I don't have social skills.... but because people are garbage.

I only hang out with people like once every few months despite having friends that regularly ask me to hang. People are exhausting and poisonous.

>>717313098
murrica? gay?

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No sir I was not

>>717313717
Underage b&

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yes.
was feeling a bit sick 2 days before
went to toilet
liquidshits.jpg
after a while i also started puking
still shitting brown water
it stopped
woozy
wake up on the floor with a bloody mouth
bit my lip when i fell
went to the doctors
1 stitch
it opened
went back, didn't rly need stitch
stayed home because i look like bubba

tfw i passed out while taking a shit
no greentext because can't

>>717287464
Keep on looking my friend. Mine even supplies the material!

>>717313997
Nope, I'm 21
Guy in red is 17
Blue jeans is 24

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Always wanted to find your favourite snap chat leaks? Use this tool today & thank me later lolol

>>717292294
my nigga,
i volunteer to work night shifts through the holiday period so i don't get roped into showing up to social gatherings

>>717314204
>guy in red is 17
Underage b&

Dead thread

>>717297070
Something bad will happen to you. Just wait...

>>717297070
Impressive.

This thread is filled whith faggots

>>717303686
Unless you find out he actually didn't fall asleep don't be too mad I'm kind of a flaky friend so my friends always assume I'm ditching them when really I sleep like 15 hours a night/day. I don't wanna flake out it just,happens.

>>717317486
>I sleep like 15 hours a night/day.
Glad im not the only one

>>717317486
I sleep like 8-9 from 5 am til 2 pm

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>>717286170
Its tradition for me at this point

but im at church

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>>717286170
strep throat

3/4 friends who I thought were close friends abandoned me around christmas for making a mistake, I had nothing to do so I was grinding MMR in OW

>>717319545
What was the mistake anon

How isn't this thread dead what the hell.

>>717321007
Well im here still cuz i just like chatting to other anons and there has been alot of cool ones itt. You op? Its nice when a thread goes good isnt it

worked for 19 hours, then only 4 hours left until new year, I slept like a baby through entire new year.

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>>717286170

>>717320705
>I liked a girl who was friends with them
>I was open about it(I thought she liked me back)
>she rejected me
>I told this to the friend who's still my friend
>the girl got mad because she thought I'm shittalking behind her back
>Said 3/4 friends got mad aswell
Now they rather are friends with a girl they've known for 3 months than with me who they've known for 10+ years
>Friends

>>717321201
nope, i am op. still amazed it isnt dead. epic thread

>>717321566
Sounds like the bitch is stirring up trouble cuz some grills love that shit, but your friends should have your back. They prolly wanna piece of her ass thats why they being like that.

>>717321798
This thread has been up a hella long time, well done op you done good this time.

>>717286452
Kekmao i hope killing yourself is on your 'new year's resolutions' list, you insecure little lesboy