get out
i can make conversation easy and have had a job, thats it.
2 boxes, what do i win?
just kill me now
All but five. Been a bartender for over a decade. Most of that shit is easy
>>717250749
you get to stay on /b/
congrats anon
Says I won. But I don't feel like a winner.
Being a functioning member of society doesn't mean you're a normie.
>>717250128
You made this shit too hard most losers have atleast 5 of these
>>717251096
my god what are you doing here?
>>717251128
I am an 18 year old highschooler who is trying to be edgy
>>717250128
go back to r9k faggot
>>717251276
i actually circled all the boxes easily . im the supreme normalfaggot
>>717250128
>>717251387
Seriously, if you're over 18 and don't have at least the top row done you have failed at life. Like my fucking brother.
>don't be 30
>broke, unemployed, fat jackass
>constantly smell like shit
>rarely showers
>still lives with 50+ yr old parents and 7 yr old sister
>they have to do groceries every fucking day b/c he eats up everything in the goddamn fridge
>sleeps on the couch
>constantly whines about how unfair life is even though all he does is play vidya in shit-stained underwear
>drives their car
>has the nerve to lecture me about life when I visit
Fuck that bastard
>>717251953
bingo
Almost...
So close
Define ''regularly'' and I might have a bingo.
For being 17, not bad
>>717250128
close but no
>>717252505
forgot pic
>>717250128
Tfw all i miss is the rightmost column, should reeee at myself
>>717250128
Guess I'm fine
>>717252480
it is bad, being a tremendous normal fag is bad and nothing to brag about, especially here of all places.
>>717251953
Lol guess I failed
>Tfw gf
Always alone new years though through choice but never alone on birthdays
bunch of fucking normies
GET OFF MY BOARD!
REEEEEEEEEE
>>717252831
>>717252480
>>717252431
>>717252345
>>717252164
>>717251110
>having a girlfriend for over a year
ha, fags!!
>>717251953
Everyone that I know that moved out at 18 had their parents pay for either their entire college tuition or their rent and entire tuition. I live at home and pay for my college cause parents can't pay $4,900 a semester.
>state school
>I work
> I only can afford a semester a year.
>takes classes, save up then take classes
It fucking sucks and I still get shit for living with my family too.
>>717252480
You can still pick up girls at bars at 17 just ride your bike at closing time and hit on every drunk girl that walks out
Starting to wish the cold war got hot
>>717253245
tell them hoes to hop on back and help pedal
>>717250128
Working on the fat thing. Just cut processed sugar from my diet and started exercising. Prom is for fags. I stayed home and smpked weed with my gf at the time.
>this thread
Apparently, I'm doing okay so far.
22 years old
>>717253001
>scholarship
>rebate check = $2500/sem
>finish undergrad studiesin 3 years
>4th year spend getting research experience with professors 'cause STEMfag
>now in grad school with $30,000 stipend
not rich but damn it feels good
>>717253335
oh hey, i wasnt the only one who only got 2 boxes, welcome to the club, lets see if someone only gets 1.
>>717252942
started here in 07 as a severe outcast
There is hope
>>717250128
im 36
Eh. Not too bad.
Im a hybrid they call me
The chanwalker
Didn't mark the virginity one because i didn't stick my dick
>>717255135
people like you make me sick.
>>717250128
>>717255750
welcome to the 2 box club, now lets see if someone only gets 1.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>717250128
PFFT
Basement dwelling gamerfag reporting in
Nice "Normalfag" test ya got there op
>>717255943
im lonely.
>>717250128
Goddamn im a normie
>>717250128
I'm not fat, but I'm sickly and skinny. Not anywhere near healthy. Other than that I have nothing.
FUCKING NORMALFAGS GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>717250128
I'm socially competent, just completely uninterested in parties or relationships.
>>717250128
it's all about getting in with the right people dudes
>>717250128
Bingo'd this many ways easily.
Does it count as "sex in public" if I fucked in an Air BnB while the hosts where there?