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>enter bathroom >see this what do?

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>enter bathroom
>see this
what do?
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Kick.
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>>717248612
Turn 360 degrees and walk away
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>>717248728
same, probably the balls first, then the butt
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I'm not gay, but I'd probably jizz on his dick.
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It's not gay if it's the ladies room
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>>717248612
Suck the dong. Then fuck them bum.
Obviously.
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spit in his asshole the run away
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Hey I just work here, I clean the bathroom and leave.
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Open the stall door and ask for a blowjob.

He'd oblige about 99% of the time since he's obviously looking for cock.
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leave the apple store
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Pull down my pants and do the same in the next stall
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Tell my dad to quit embarrassing me..... again....
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>>717248807
dumbass that means u did a full circle i.e., still looking at his taint
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>>717249115
Yeah, but what are the odds of BOTH of you fags walking in there?
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>>717249913
lel
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>>717249951
You must be new here.
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>>717249892
but what happens once everyone does the same and there are no stalls left?
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>>717248807
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>>717249951
You must be new here.
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>>717248612
Stomp balls until pop
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go in the next stall and do the same thing
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>>717249951
You must be new here.
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>>717248807
This isn't even a meme it's just stupid. It was probably funny when someone meant it but if you'r just saying it for the memes you have bad memes
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>>717249874

I'm typing this on an iPad that's tethered to my iPhone while wearing an Apple Watch 2 Edition.

And it's still funny as all fuck.

Well done anon.
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>>717248612
take aim at teh dick.

KICK IT AS HARD AS POSSIBLE

leave
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>>717250420
no and stop telling me go away
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>>717250450

Dude, if a conversation is triggering you just turn 360 degrees and walk away.
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>>717248612
enter stall next to him.

copy his effort.
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>>717250489
Have you considered, I dunno, NOT sucking so much cock?
-Sent from my iPhone
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>>717249117
This is what I came here to read.
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Give it a good kicking
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>>717250450
It's past your bedtime autismo.
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>>717250626
Mmmpph ummmppphhhh mrpphlll mmm.
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>>717248612
>go in adjacent stall
> do same thing
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>>717248612
Shove a 1000 degree knife in it booty hole
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>>717250799
Didn't your mother teach you not to text with your mouth full? Fucking millennials. No respect.
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Use this, kills fly's with a load crack, apply liberally to the tip and kek at the screams
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slap a toilet paper roll on his peen
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Eat out asshole toss salad, then penetrate and fill up.
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>>717251893
And spin.
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>>717249951
You must be new here.
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>>717248612

Here. Take a step in my shower.
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>>717251893
Harmless *and* hilarious!
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>>717249951
You must be new here.
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>>717248612

Stomp it
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Stomp
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>>717249951
You must be new here.
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take picture

say this is why I identify as female and need to use female bathroom

now's my chance to be a pervert
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>>717249951
You must be new here.
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>>717249951
Moonwalk, bitch
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The correct answer is:

Go in the stall next to him and do the same thing.
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>>717254087
imagine a transwoman jacking off his dick in the toilet next to you because he loves the sound of your wet and messy bowel movements
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>>717249951
you meemst bme meemew here
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>>717254353
Every Target bathroom by the year 2020
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>>717248612
Stomp his micro erect penis back inside his body
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>>717249951
you must be new here
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>>717249951
you must be new here
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>>717249951
You must be new here
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Always carry a pocket-knife
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>>717248612
pull out my lighter and start a small brush fire.
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>>717254195
No You must be new here you fucking cretin... you fycking fUCKING fool.
Fucking die you fucking cunt. Bbq ribs. You fucking stupid fucking fucky fuck cunt. Seriously whybare youbhere? Fuxknoff you newfag fuckjoy fuckynfuck
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>get hard
>grab copious quantities of paper towel and pile it on floor in front of butte
>pull lubricated condom out from wallet
>drop pantaloons
>kneel on paper
>apply condom
>stick benis in hole
Gotta be hygenic and safe about this shit anons
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>>717249951
You must be new here.
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>>717250362
Only acceptable answer
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>>717249951
You must be new here.
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>>717249951
you must be new here.
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>>717248612
I'd bend down and say
>You alright there lad?
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>>717249951
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>>717249951
You must be new here.
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>>717248612
Step on it while yelling "nothin personnel kid"
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>>717256981
Excellent response. I approve
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>>717256904
bait, and i just took it
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>>717248612

steeltoe that peen against the stall door
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take a seat
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>>717248612
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>>717249951
you new must here be
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>>717249951
I bet you are a nigger i.e. New here
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