2017 Drink thread.
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How is new year going for you?
Pretty good. Still happy about that cunt, Ronda Rousey getting demolished last night. Also just ordered myself a tenga fliphole and one of those sets of silicone anime girl titties, so those'll be fun.
Got a shitton of booze, I'm a bartending and mixology enthusiast, so I have like 3r0 bottles of various liqueurs and spirits. I think I'm gonna have a nice bottle of ice wine tonight.
No meme. Pic related is just part of my collection.
Like I said, thinking a nice bottle of ice wine.
I'm having this tonight. It's a company based in Austin. God-Tier quality and amazingly smooth. If you live in the central Texas area, or find yourself there visiting, do yourself a favor and buy some of this. It's amazing.
I waited too long and tried to go to the liquor store an hour ago. Place was so fucking packed.
Already fucked up 2017 as well
never mind lmao. Anyone a fan of Bourbon? I've got a bottle of Woodford Reserve i've been working on since I got back from deployment yesterday... First time i've had Bourbon, don't know what's good and what's not.
you'll come crawling back someday
>hasnt even been 24 hours yet
ahh okay, now I undesrtand. so basically, 2 hours ago new year finished and I didn't get a single congradulation from my friends. I think I wasn't been very good person last year. But it's all good. I know I'm not that bad.
I actually plan on drinking some of the mead I made about 3 months ago. Should be somewhat aged by now. It's an apple cyser mead and it's about 11%
Family gone to bed. Only me and the best gin in the world...
I swear being suicidal is the newest tread. Everyone wants attention anymore and says they are bipolar, suicidal, or depressed. If you are going to kill yourself then just do it and stop crying to everyone about it because we all know you aren't even going to do it. Everyone has problems and yours are not any harder then everyone else. Please get over yourself and stop annoying people with your emotional bull shit.
Oh you caught me, I misspelled a word. Guess my whole point that I made was completely invalid now because of it. Guess that anon can now kill himself because I made a spelling mistake and this anon caught it. You're so clever anon thank you for your time.
FYI it is the newest trend and becoming increasingly more and more popular.
It's like a wine so just think of it like that. But yeah I do have to drink a decent amount, It's really good though since I flavored it with apples. My next batch is going to be about 6 gallons and have black berries in it.
I drink to get fucked. Sorry, seems we're not all the same person.
Oh please it's so much more popular to say nowadays.
>I'm going to kill myself
>I'm manic depressed
>I have PTSD but i'm not military
These faggots are all over the place now and it just needs to stop.
I think I can get drunk off my batch. Thanks anon you have a great New Years.
I NEED HELP
I am a 24 year old neet, I already fucked up 3 study courses financed by my parents because I am a lazy fuck that procastinates.
The exams I did were all pretty good but I just need fucking order in my life.
I love to think through philisophy and stuff all day if I am not forced to do anything else.
I just fucked up another study course.
Should I join the army and become an officer? I will make only 30-50k/year (except I get deployed in combat then it almost doubles) but I will have order in my life and something to strive and live for.
Please help me, I dont want to be a neet at age 30 and hang my self because that would ruin my parents emotionally
Btw, I am drinking Jim Beam and Becks
basically the same as me except im younger and don't think too much into philosophy
ima join the army but not as officer because that requires more effort, figured the army would change my mindset and give me life experience
Kek, I its not that I WANT to die, its just that life like this is tiresome. Its not awesome and there are fun moments but all in all its tiresome.
Maybe life is just tiresome and I expected too much after my fun teen years
work on your fitness know what you're getting into and persevere, going from neet to army is a big change and i had to overcome the realisation that i cant sit on my ass all my life
Ah shit nigga, just do Navy. You are not going to die at sea, you are not going to sink, that shit never happens nowadays. I'm prior Navy and deployments were awesome. Fuck shore duty but underways and deployments were great. You get to see some pretty cool places if, that's how I got to see most of East Asia and South East Asia. Thailand is fucking amazing.
thats not a drink u fucking faggot
My go-to drink, about five bucks a liter and better than almost every other tequila costing up to three times as much. There are better tequilas, no doubt, but those cost a whole lot more.
Pretty mediocre, tbh. Just about everybody I know is out of state, at work, or at bars that im no longer allowed in. Have a few people coming over later but I'm more than likely going to be beyond gone at that point anyway
Yeah I am going to start tomorrow with lifting and running (did lift a lot in my teens so I kept good basic strenght because I am a fat fuck that eats too much) so my problem is my endurance shape.
Not bad, but I am too autistic to get it going with hookers.
I have friends in the army who I know of that they do this but I prefer a kind of religous approach when it comes to stuff like this.
I wish I could join the Allgemeine SS when it was all poltical.
Currently drinking this. Plan on getting fucking smashed
I am happy with my look. Hope you feel as good as me someday
>coloured dyke like hair
>nigger-like chest hair
>2003 hipster classes in 2017
>painted fingernails in a neon colour
>choice of drink
>choice of drug
>asian picture on shelf
>probably some shitty communist books in shelf
No, Euro. Mid class, I guess. Living well at least.
I'd be into it but they're both obese and while the concept of wincest is hot to me, I hate to say it but she's not. And her cousin's worse, face and brain like shes been hit with a shovel.
They get into this groupsex shit I guess, she's cutting loose now that she's old. I was oblivious to most of it, I'v learned not to pry.
I didn't even notice the picture, spot on anon, I like you.
You missed my lovely blue earing matching my nails. The one in the picture is Laura Palmer, not fairly close to asian.
>choice of favourite shot
>choice of picture
>taking pride in being a low life nobody
>taking pride in looking like a social retard, parrot and feminist fat chick all at the same time
>taking pride in taking it up the ass so much they named the biggest anal prolapse after you
you most likely hate yourself, you skin colour, heritage, family and life more than any of us btards and will die sooner than the rest of us
Sipping on coquito that my co worker made for me. Pretty bad so far but that's just 2016. Got uninvited from a party somehow. Just gonna chill at home, hope everyone else is having a nice day though. Cheers to awesome 2017!
no gay men would ever want to have sex with you because you are too girly, no woman would ever have sex with you because you are not masculine, not even trap-fapper would fuck you because you are not feminine enough to be a passable trap
only a fat, sick, sweaty 63 year old polish swinger would maybe fuck you if he was drunk
Not my favourite choice, it's actually what I had in my fridge to get drunk because I spent all my money this afternoon. I prefer beer for it's taste, though I'm getting to like vodka because of the effects.
Twin Peaks is great, what's your favourite film?
I'm heterosexual and never had desires to insert things in my ass.
I'm actually pretty happy about myself, my skin colour, my heritage and my family, life´s pretty great these days.
Ever heard of projection, bro?
Lol you think my goal in life is to get married and have a family? Fuck you, ther's more to life. I'm going to have a vasectomy and fuck and paint and get hihg as much as I want.
Happy new years, faggots
drink to kill the last two brain cells you have? It won´t make your parents not related to each other and it wont make those extra chromosomes go away but go ahead, I like beer too.
Film is an overrated medium.
Your look says otherwise, you look, your attention seeking shrill hair, nails and overall appearance just scream faggot at me. No happy person would mutilate their body and image like that. You look like the human equivalent of a graffiti made by and edgy teenager. I´m just saying how you look and how people judge you based on how you look. I know you don´t care about other people, but if you believe in collectivism, and despite your hyper individualistic appearance I think you do, then you might start to bow down to the collective or you will be the first to be eliminated. I´m not a collectivist so I don´t care about you, but if you are, comrade, then think about it.
Dude, you're not getting that all the "faggot" look is just to make narrow minded people like you have the worst time possible in this life. I want you and your kind to be as unconfortable as possible whenever I'm around, so I paint my fingernails and dye my hair and mutilate my ears. So enjoy the show bitch, welcome to the future. You are from another era, which is dead and so will be all of you very soon.
Lol I'm not even good at that kind of stuff. I like paiting though, here´s one of my paitings.
Pucker, Coconut Rum, regular beer, and Mango Vodka. Chugged a cup of Pucker, mixed with a little Gatorade. Went on to play a drinking game. 14 shots total, two or three of which were none alcoholic. That final shot was pucker and destroyed my stomach. I'm already done for the night. Didn't throw up, but got close.
crossposting from other drink thread.
jw db, kraken, & titos.
mikes faggot is some bitch ass bragging about drinking mikes.
With that, nite bros. I got me the last bit of some Alberta Premium to down and it's bed time for me. Don't let the bitches keep you awake and may your dogs keep you well in the new year and shit.
You'll find that these motherfuckers spend billions on politics, so they can win more billions. World´s economy is not about actual selling things anymore, it's about loans, interests and imaginary numbers filling bank accounts.
I'm going now, but read whatever you can find from Atilio Borón. Happy new year bro