2017 Drink thread. GET IN HERE How is new year going for you?

Pretty good. Still happy about that cunt, Ronda Rousey getting demolished last night. Also just ordered myself a tenga fliphole and one of those sets of silicone anime girl titties, so those'll be fun.

Got a shitton of booze, I'm a bartending and mixology enthusiast, so I have like 3r0 bottles of various liqueurs and spirits. I think I'm gonna have a nice bottle of ice wine tonight.

>>717246152
I hope this post isn't a meme because this sounds great. What are you gonna drink if you've got so much choice?

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>>717246493
No meme. Pic related is just part of my collection.

Like I said, thinking a nice bottle of ice wine.

>>717246719
That's a great collection, what do you do for a living, if you don't mind sharing?

miller lite

>>717247106
Property management. Shit's pretty cash.

>>717245705
Oh mom and me

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This is what I drink ATM

>>717245705
Bud Light

>>717247321
Sounds good, where do you live?

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I'm having this tonight. It's a company based in Austin. God-Tier quality and amazingly smooth. If you live in the central Texas area, or find yourself there visiting, do yourself a favor and buy some of this. It's amazing.

I have work at 1m. Fuck all of you.

>>717246719
Do you live in Austin?

I see 360 vodka (which, by the way, you need to try their non-flavored bottle. Best vodka for it's price) and Titos

im drinking beer

belgian beer

>>717248729
>>717248769
What beer?

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I waited too long and tried to go to the liquor store an hour ago. Place was so fucking packed.

Already fucked up 2017 as well

>>717248913
leffe royale

>>717248769
Hoegaarden?

>>717248952
I didn't understood what you said.

i drank so vodka too. absolut

>>717249030
never mind lmao. Anyone a fan of Bourbon? I've got a bottle of Woodford Reserve i've been working on since I got back from deployment yesterday... First time i've had Bourbon, don't know what's good and what's not.

>>717249112
You must be pretty slow, because what he said wasn't that hard to get.

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>>717249030
leffe is very good beer

Won a chess game.

Got a bottle of Single Barrel Jack for xmas. Tapping into that tonight

>>717249218
I don't understand what "packed" means.

>>717249298
busy, full of people, packed

I quit alcohol and cocaine last night.

>>717249298
it was so full people were parking in the grass just to get in

>>717249030
Actually a great beer

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>>717249412
you'll come crawling back someday

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>>717249412
>gave up
>hasnt even been 24 hours yet

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Got some vodka and Korbel champagne

>>717249489
>>717249584
I just gave them up, but can get flood my system anytime with a phone call and 25 minutes. I just need to stop. Feels bad man.

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>>717249358
>>717249439
ahh okay, now I undesrtand. so basically, 2 hours ago new year finished and I didn't get a single congradulation from my friends. I think I wasn't been very good person last year. But it's all good. I know I'm not that bad.

>>717249750
Is this the first time noone said congratulations?

>>717249704
all in moderation bro
limit urself

>>717249750
hands dont match

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>>717249945
4th time.

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>>717245705
I actually plan on drinking some of the mead I made about 3 months ago. Should be somewhat aged by now. It's an apple cyser mead and it's about 11%

Haven't started yet, have micholob ultra and 2 coors lights

Girlfriend spent 200$ of my money so I'm getting drunk on Busch light and being pissed.

Irl friends found my favgot twitter thinking of killing myself so 2017 is going about as good as any other year

>>717250781
while she's out getting blacked and buying them drinks with your money

>>717250824
derp mean that for >>717250692

Lmao yeah prtty much

>>717250781
what's favgot? Also piss off it's new years, can't you stop whining about how you're "suicidal" for 1 fucking day?

>>717250948
on the most suicidal day of the year?

>>717250824
Its ok anon you are posting on an anonymous thaiwanse knitting board you dont have to xorrect your mistakes

>>717250937
lol ikr imo fam is shit

>>717250355
How did you prepare mead?

i playing with knife. i should stop

>>717251266
play with knife faster

went alone to see the fireworks in our town and am sitting here until I'm tired enough to fall asleep. Feel sad after seeing a new years eve photo of my crush with her boyfriend.

>>717251266
Sorry Serbia

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Family gone to bed. Only me and the best gin in the world...

>>717250997
I swear being suicidal is the newest tread. Everyone wants attention anymore and says they are bipolar, suicidal, or depressed. If you are going to kill yourself then just do it and stop crying to everyone about it because we all know you aren't even going to do it. Everyone has problems and yours are not any harder then everyone else. Please get over yourself and stop annoying people with your emotional bull shit.

too much english i too drunk to understand sorry

>>717251165
Same way you would beer/wine but you use honey instead. I've had a bottle already and I'm pretty happy with how it turned out.

>>717251471
Already tried to kill myself once so i know im too much of a pussy to do the entire thing

>>717251471
>newest trend

are you for cereal?

I´m drinking Lapin Kulta
3,5%
tastes pretty good, it is my first try

>>717248689
I live in Austin (TX). Drinking Buchanan's tonight. I'm a ratchet Mexican.

>>717250824
More like makeup and random shit. Not to mention she lost a piece of the vape I just bought and door dinged someones car with my truck.

Some peoples fucking kids man.

>>717251643
But its 11% tho? Need to drink a lot to get fucked... Well, maybe that's a good thing if it tastes good.

azcsfsdfsg

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Chech this out bitches like it ?

>>717252447
Timestamp

>>717251842
Oh you caught me, I misspelled a word. Guess my whole point that I made was completely invalid now because of it. Guess that anon can now kill himself because I made a spelling mistake and this anon caught it. You're so clever anon thank you for your time.

FYI it is the newest trend and becoming increasingly more and more popular.

>>717252289
Not him but you don't just have to drink to get 'fucked'. If you take the time to brew something, you can enjoy what you've made

>>717252447
I don't know about others but I like it. If you want to show your asshole that would make my New Years night. Thnx

>>717252447
yes

>>717252289
It's like a wine so just think of it like that. But yeah I do have to drink a decent amount, It's really good though since I flavored it with apples. My next batch is going to be about 6 gallons and have black berries in it.

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>>717252544
I drink to get fucked. Sorry, seems we're not all the same person.

>>717252523
had nothing to do with the spelling. Stop being anal.

Suicide for attention is far from a "new trend"

>>717252676
Sounds good m8, rock on.

>>717252938
Oh please it's so much more popular to say nowadays.

>I'm going to kill myself
>I'm manic depressed
>I have PTSD but i'm not military

These faggots are all over the place now and it just needs to stop.

>>717253158
Listen dude im the origianl ano. You replied to and i only said that becauss im drunk ao calm down ok geez

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>>717253024
I think I can get drunk off my batch. Thanks anon you have a great New Years.

>>717253158
yah i agree you always see these words and conditions thrown around they have lost meaning

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my usual

>>717253666
satan = coke

figures

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Some winter jack

>>717245705
Mah nigga, I was just drinking the same stuff.

>>717253743
I mean, pepsi is just shit, so..

>>717253342
I hope you have a great new years, and a great 2017 as well, anon. I have a feeling 2017 will be a good year for all of us. Cheers!

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>>717252447
BOI

>>717253777
My nigga. it's been on offer where i'm from but it's a great drink

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Bottom-shelf plonk for this poorfag

Good ol Hennessy

>>717253666
>>717253777
DAMN CHECK'EM

>>717252447
nice tit

just ordered alcohol online for the first time

>>717253666
I guess the devil does drink Captain Morgan and coke. Weird, I kind of thought he would be a Whisky kind of guy.

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>>717252447
>passport scotch

I called my box of wine "cardbordeaux" and I thought it was pretty funny but nobody laughed.

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>>717245705

I NEED HELP

I am a 24 year old neet, I already fucked up 3 study courses financed by my parents because I am a lazy fuck that procastinates.

The exams I did were all pretty good but I just need fucking order in my life.

I love to think through philisophy and stuff all day if I am not forced to do anything else.

I just fucked up another study course.

Should I join the army and become an officer? I will make only 30-50k/year (except I get deployed in combat then it almost doubles) but I will have order in my life and something to strive and live for.

Please help me, I dont want to be a neet at age 30 and hang my self because that would ruin my parents emotionally

Btw, I am drinking Jim Beam and Becks

>>717253853
no reason to start the new year trolling

>>717254948
because you are alone

>>717255949
basically the same as me except im younger and don't think too much into philosophy
ima join the army but not as officer because that requires more effort, figured the army would change my mindset and give me life experience
good luck

I got some Patrón XO Cafe and rumchata. I'm probably gonna play some BF1 or MTG idk.

>>717256089
Give it 1-2 years and you'll get the reference.

>>717256411

Well I need to get some money and also the army would offer me a studying course I could use after I done my time if I decided to leave them (after about 14 years)

>>717256644
money for what? US army offer you a course to study after service?

>>717256840

I am not American.

Money to live and the study is for when you reenter civilian life

>>717255949
please see
>>717253158

>>717257017

Kek, I its not that I WANT to die, its just that life like this is tiresome. Its not awesome and there are fun moments but all in all its tiresome.

Maybe life is just tiresome and I expected too much after my fun teen years

>>717256957
well your current situation you don't really need money as ur with parents, 0 cost to join army if you pass all their tests
get jogging bro

>>717257204

Yeah, I mean I want to become a man and self sufficent.

>>717257149
Then join the Navy, It will suck but you will have money and some nice benefits afterwards which help out a lot with school.

>>717253666
If you're mixing it with coke, why not use the generic cheap captain instead of the more expensive stuff?

>>717253777
>30 proof
Enjoy your overpriced sugar water

>>717257674

Navy is nogo for me, I am afraid of dying on seas. I hate the thought of just sinking and not having a grave.

The navy of my nation sucks anyways

>>717257861
>>717257552
which country?

>>717257861
What is your country of origin?

>>717257963

Germany

>inb4 cuck army

I know

I forgot it was New Years and was only reminded by all the fireworks. Not a single message or text. Feelsbadman

>>717258017
work on your fitness know what you're getting into and persevere, going from neet to army is a big change and i had to overcome the realisation that i cant sit on my ass all my life

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>>717258017
Ah shit nigga, just do Navy. You are not going to die at sea, you are not going to sink, that shit never happens nowadays. I'm prior Navy and deployments were awesome. Fuck shore duty but underways and deployments were great. You get to see some pretty cool places if, that's how I got to see most of East Asia and South East Asia. Thailand is fucking amazing.

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>>717245705
>honey jack

thats not a drink u fucking faggot

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My go-to drink, about five bucks a liter and better than almost every other tequila costing up to three times as much. There are better tequilas, no doubt, but those cost a whole lot more.

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Juice fruit with vodka, plus blunt

>>717258301
when ur bout to get laid by traps.

>>717258301
>no photo
you absolute madman

>>717258405
I hope those fingernails are a Snapchat filter.

>>717258514
What if they're not?

>>717258473
I have but they were not sadly.

>>717258490
The mama-san was cool there so it was ok.

>>717245705
Pretty mediocre, tbh. Just about everybody I know is out of state, at work, or at bars that im no longer allowed in. Have a few people coming over later but I'm more than likely going to be beyond gone at that point anyway

>>717258235

Yeah I am going to start tomorrow with lifting and running (did lift a lot in my teens so I kept good basic strenght because I am a fat fuck that eats too much) so my problem is my endurance shape.

>>717258301

Not bad, but I am too autistic to get it going with hookers.

I have friends in the army who I know of that they do this but I prefer a kind of religous approach when it comes to stuff like this.

I wish I could join the Allgemeine SS when it was all poltical.

>>717258405
so much things wrong with you

>>717245705
My mom came out about having had sex with her female cousin. Not in her youth but like, recently.
How's yours?

>>717258852
So much you name none. Curious.

>>717258962
That's fucking weird, sounds like your mom is white trash. Do you live in the Midwest?

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Currently drinking this. Plan on getting fucking smashed

>>717259037
Not him but

>blue nails

What the fuck

>anorexic scrawny
>that hairdo
>hipster glasses

If you have 150+mg of oxy, swallow it with your fruity shit tonight

>>717259182
Rustled

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>>717259268
I am happy with my look. Hope you feel as good as me someday

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>>717259182
Awesome

>>717259037
>coloured dyke like hair
>twig hand
>nigger-like chest hair
>2003 hipster classes in 2017
>skinny-fat body
>painted fingernails in a neon colour
>red wall
>choice of drink
>choice of drug
>asian picture on shelf
>probably some shitty communist books in shelf

>>717259163
No, Euro. Mid class, I guess. Living well at least.
I'd be into it but they're both obese and while the concept of wincest is hot to me, I hate to say it but she's not. And her cousin's worse, face and brain like shes been hit with a shovel.

They get into this groupsex shit I guess, she's cutting loose now that she's old. I was oblivious to most of it, I'v learned not to pry.

>>717252447
Drinking Passport in Jack Daniels glass...kys

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>>717259448
I didn't even notice the picture, spot on anon, I like you.

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>>717259448
>>717259268
You missed my lovely blue earing matching my nails. The one in the picture is Laura Palmer, not fairly close to asian.

>>717259448
>>717259418
also
>choice of favourite shot
>choice of picture
>taking pride in being a low life nobody
>taking pride in looking like a social retard, parrot and feminist fat chick all at the same time
>taking pride in taking it up the ass so much they named the biggest anal prolapse after you
you most likely hate yourself, you skin colour, heritage, family and life more than any of us btards and will die sooner than the rest of us

Sipping on coquito that my co worker made for me. Pretty bad so far but that's just 2016. Got uninvited from a party somehow. Just gonna chill at home, hope everyone else is having a nice day though. Cheers to awesome 2017!

>>717245705
Living in spain, working, drunk, all i can say its nice right now, just want to pound some cunts soon

>>717259732
This anon knows whats up. The faggot should listen to you.

>>717259682
no gay men would ever want to have sex with you because you are too girly, no woman would ever have sex with you because you are not masculine, not even trap-fapper would fuck you because you are not feminine enough to be a passable trap

only a fat, sick, sweaty 63 year old polish swinger would maybe fuck you if he was drunk

Drinking a bottle of cheap wine (cupcake black forest...about 2 steps up from a bottle of ripple) and spending my new years with you fuckers. Not looking like good things to come sadly

>>717259682

Remember:

It is never too late to kill yourself

>>717259732
Not my favourite choice, it's actually what I had in my fridge to get drunk because I spent all my money this afternoon. I prefer beer for it's taste, though I'm getting to like vodka because of the effects.
Twin Peaks is great, what's your favourite film?
I'm heterosexual and never had desires to insert things in my ass.
I'm actually pretty happy about myself, my skin colour, my heritage and my family, life´s pretty great these days.
Ever heard of projection, bro?

>>717260322
Must kill thyself...

Next round of fall wine will contain some liquid LSD just for funzorz. As if those other faggots don't have fuck all to live for lol.

>>717260031
Lol there are woman who think that the idea of masculinity is acctually prettu gay, you're just too narrow minded

>>717260322
Thank´s for the advice. You doing fine, I guess?

>>717260572
If they embraced the concept of masculinity they'd be housewives by now faggot

>>717260739
That's exactly what they are trying to avoid

>>717258605
Then you have the worst aim with a hammer of anyone.

>>717260769
Only because I haven't embraced the concept of useless lesbianism.

>>717260572
It's true. There are chicks who've gotten rejected.

>>717260846
>>717260874
Lol you think my goal in life is to get married and have a family? Fuck you, ther's more to life. I'm going to have a vasectomy and fuck and paint and get hihg as much as I want.
Happy new years, faggots

>>717260979
I never seen a lesbo that never got fucked by a guy or had a kid. Look at Elen Degenerate!

>>717261085
I think you should do it.

>>717260395
drink to kill the last two brain cells you have? It won´t make your parents not related to each other and it wont make those extra chromosomes go away but go ahead, I like beer too.

Film is an overrated medium.

Your look says otherwise, you look, your attention seeking shrill hair, nails and overall appearance just scream faggot at me. No happy person would mutilate their body and image like that. You look like the human equivalent of a graffiti made by and edgy teenager. I´m just saying how you look and how people judge you based on how you look. I know you don´t care about other people, but if you believe in collectivism, and despite your hyper individualistic appearance I think you do, then you might start to bow down to the collective or you will be the first to be eliminated. I´m not a collectivist so I don´t care about you, but if you are, comrade, then think about it.

>>717260572
there are men who cut their dick off and think it makes them women, what is your point, anon?

>>717261085
yes, do it.

>>717261085
Don't know about all that sex and marriage stuff, just stay away from carpentry if you hope to keep your fingers.

>>717261085
Damn right there's more to life bro!
I got that vasectomy and became what I am today, and I'm fucking proud of it. Stand tall, dude, your future awaits you

>>717261154
Dude, you're not getting that all the "faggot" look is just to make narrow minded people like you have the worst time possible in this life. I want you and your kind to be as unconfortable as possible whenever I'm around, so I paint my fingernails and dye my hair and mutilate my ears. So enjoy the show bitch, welcome to the future. You are from another era, which is dead and so will be all of you very soon.

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>>717261283
Lol I'm not even good at that kind of stuff. I like paiting though, here´s one of my paitings.

>>717261630
Bro ain't dead bc of his outlook, we were dead while you kuks were still shitting green so stuff that rebellious shit and herp the derp with the best

>>717261788
looks like a cunt

Pucker, Coconut Rum, regular beer, and Mango Vodka. Chugged a cup of Pucker, mixed with a little Gatorade. Went on to play a drinking game. 14 shots total, two or three of which were none alcoholic. That final shot was pucker and destroyed my stomach. I'm already done for the night. Didn't throw up, but got close.

>>717262060
I think the same. Didn't intended though

>>717261991
World is gonna change. That's what I think

>>717262190
Don't make yak soup bro. Drink moar water and you be fine.

3AM in the UK.

So does passing out after drinking like 400ML of Absolut vodka make me a lightweight?

>>717262280
Ya, i'm down with that. not sure if for the best tho

>>717261630
tl;dr "fuck you dad"

>>717262431
The way out can never be the one that benefits the financial world.

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>>717245705
crossposting from other drink thread.

jw db, kraken, & titos.

mikes faggot is some bitch ass bragging about drinking mikes.

>>717262561
That's why they invented short selling. When it comes down to it, only the rich get richer. Look to provide for yours, anon.

>>717252447
come cam
> icanhaz<DELETETHIS>chat. com/tog

>>717262762
With that, nite bros. I got me the last bit of some Alberta Premium to down and it's bed time for me. Don't let the bitches keep you awake and may your dogs keep you well in the new year and shit.

>>717262762
You'll find that these motherfuckers spend billions on politics, so they can win more billions. World´s economy is not about actual selling things anymore, it's about loans, interests and imaginary numbers filling bank accounts.
I'm going now, but read whatever you can find from Atilio Borón. Happy new year bro

>>717263235
Got it bro. Peace in the new year for you and yours.

>>717262310
The shit is 35% Alcohol, and I didn't even know it. Also, add Captain Morgan to that list.

>>717245705
I drink vodka

>>717253777
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