Fuck New Years, I don't want to go into work.
I got a bit of turpentine and some linseed oil.
Dildos are on the low end of my list of shit that I need to throw money at.
Some sanity would make me happy.
Why does this remind me of toothpaste?
Minty stripe down the middle.
I need to stop dating people that a decade younger than me.
All bottoms are girls in their hearts.
True, girls are the ones to be pumped and dumped.
Oh shitposer-kun, someday I hope you'll finally move out of your mother's basement and get away from your step-father's sexual advances. Which you'd think you could, seeing as your 34, but we all know how hard it is to get around with that morbid obesity of yours. That rascal can only go so fast.
Alright, time for a shower then work. Later, slutbags.
what happens when your eyes adjust to the darkness though
I want to fuck her harder then kira did.
What people normally do on this day.
Just if you find her, don't look back. You will be sure to lose your head if you do. She a man eater
Go buy some cheap sparkling cider or something and party like a real normie.
That's a good way to get aids I reckon.
I aint gonna get my pass banned because some of you sucked a mod's dick
do you ever get bummed out that you'll never get to yiff IRL? Like you can fuck someone in a murrsuit but you'll never actually be/fuck an anthro?
No I don't let my life revolve around something i jack off to
Good point, dragon dildz are pretty great
u only need one cut if you're going that deep
Having this many pictures of poop saved to your computer isn't healthy
Why would you ever browse a gfur thread WITHOUT a dildo in your ass?