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Happy new year

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Happy new year
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>>717234525
fuck me
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Fuck New Years, I don't want to go into work.
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>>717234643
>work
>acquire money
>buy dildos
>.....
>profit
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I got a bit of turpentine and some linseed oil.
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>>717234960
Dildos are on the low end of my list of shit that I need to throw money at.
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>>717235285
dildos make everyone happy
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>>717235602
Some sanity would make me happy.
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>>717235788
sanity is for pussies
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>>717235008
Why does this remind me of toothpaste?
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>>717235848
Minty stripe down the middle.
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terrance is so usless cause he's never online
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>>717236237
So minty...
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>>717235832
I need to stop dating people that a decade younger than me.
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>>717236559
Yeap just fuck and dump them
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>>717237438
I'm not that kind of girl.
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>>717237540
>girl
Gross.
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>>717237753
All bottoms are girls in their hearts.
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is...is it over?
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>>717238114
Its never over, anon.
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>>717237540
True, girls are the ones to be pumped and dumped.
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EASY
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Oh shitposer-kun, someday I hope you'll finally move out of your mother's basement and get away from your step-father's sexual advances. Which you'd think you could, seeing as your 34, but we all know how hard it is to get around with that morbid obesity of yours. That rascal can only go so fast.
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>>717239343
Says the furry faggot lol

This nigga serious?
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>>717241215
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Alright, time for a shower then work. Later, slutbags.
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>>717241775
is this what you do on new years dude?
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>>717241638
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>>717242148
what the fuck
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people are out getting ready to party and im sitting here looking at poop. hmm
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>>717234525
>>717242839
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>>717243158
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>>717243304
swell
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>>717234604
Go to a swingers club, there is something called a dark room, bend over and wait...
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>>717243496
what happens when your eyes adjust to the darkness though
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>>717243628
Its a dark room, no moonlight, the coffee is dark as a moonless night...But you might regret it, so think
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>>717243628You think girls like that will ever love a man, when she just fucks her dog all the time?
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>>717244074
I want to fuck her harder then kira did.
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>>717244604
hey can you summon squash
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>>717244283
Me too, but i dont know where she lives i think its France but im not sure, i want to save her from all the dogs she fucks, she is a nympho like me so i know the drill
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>>717244915
He is currently out and doing things.
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>>717245002
doing what
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>>717245023
What people normally do on this day.
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>>717245111
ew
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>>717244954
Just if you find her, don't look back. You will be sure to lose your head if you do. She a man eater
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>>717245145
>he is seething with envy
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>>717245151
Im kinda her sibling so dont worry ;)
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>>717245224
0%
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so who else is getting chinese food?
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if i had money i'd get chinese food
or a pizza
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>>717245265
Go buy some cheap sparkling cider or something and party like a real normie.
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>>717245274
I feel bad for the Chinese restaurants on this day
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>>717245321
Never ever fucking pay for pizza make it your self
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>>717245363
That picture lol spot on
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>>717245400
ew
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why arent you niggers having gay sex rite now
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>>717245400
i love pizza and im lazy enough to do it
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>>717245470
Also pie make your own fucking pie its so much better
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>>717245506
I aint gay wtf
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>>717245506
because im socially retarded
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I hope he knows posting shit will only turn on a gay person
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>>717243496
That's a good way to get aids I reckon.
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>>717245602
sure
>>717245720
that's a shame
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>>717245363
>not booze
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>>717245538
speaking of pie i have some pie i bought to cut up
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>>717245506
Boyfriend is playing vidya
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>>717245506
you aint here etc
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>>717245808
>that's a shame
yes

why aren't you having gay sex right now?
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>>717245848
well touch his dick or something
>>717245870
:^0 WOW fag
>>717245885
bf is cleaning his butt so we can fuck eachother for hours
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This is amusing
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>>717246083
Doing gods work my friend
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this guy isn't even as good as the real shit guy
this one's an impostor
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>>717246257
well he aint no old man dick guy thats for sure
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>>717246257
I aint gonna get my pass banned because some of you sucked a mod's dick
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do you ever get bummed out that you'll never get to yiff IRL? Like you can fuck someone in a murrsuit but you'll never actually be/fuck an anthro?
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>>717246477
no
im not autistic. ill settle for attractive guys and bad dragon dildos
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>>717246477
Yep , being an anthro irl would be pretty cool tbh
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>>717245848
Put my butt on his head.
Got tongued and fingered for a bit.
Shall now attempt dick touches.
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>>717246477
No I don't let my life revolve around something i jack off to
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>>717246632
just put it in your mouth faggot
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>>717246579
Good point, dragon dildz are pretty great
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>>717246828
u only need one cut if you're going that deep
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>>717245810
Frankly my options are limited.
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>>717246877
yea man
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>>717246994
what size nigga
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>>717247030
medium
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>>717247034
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2k0SmqbBIpQ
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>>717247159
Having this many pictures of poop saved to your computer isn't healthy
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>>717246994
If dubs, you put it in your ass.
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>>717247317
newfag
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>>717247317
im sure i will in a sec when warming up for bf's cock
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>>717243628
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>>717247317
Why would you ever browse a gfur thread WITHOUT a dildo in your ass?
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