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Do penis pumps work? Or is it just a bunch of nigger jew bullshit?

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Do penis pumps work? Or is it just a bunch of nigger jew bullshit?

I always thought they were just for guys who cant get their dick hard. Now I read it makes your dick bigger, and so say for days.

Any of you fags know the real deal. I can't trust online reviews since those niggers are always trying to sell shit
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How small is your dick OP?
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enlarging your penis isn't possible, just have to suck it up and make the most of what you have
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>>717234256

Right under 7, but I may be one of those few guys out there who would like it to be bigger
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Seems like it could be fun foreplay but not much else
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Get one with a gauge. You will have to redline the pump in order to see results
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>>717233880

wtf is the head of penis bleeding!?

And no they don't work. And the way they "work" is by overinflating your veins and shit which well lead to ED.
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Why is it that all you /pol/tards come in here and keep making threads about benis enhancements.
Nothing is going to change if it does work cause you'll still have that same attitude and belief that size really matters.

Not knowing that type of thinking is unattractive to women, what you need are some self-esteem enhancements anon now go kys with your Austin Powers jew-techâ„¢
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>>717234581
Don't listen to this scrub. He hasn't used one
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>>717234592

>/pol/tards
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>>717234471
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>>717233880
Just cut it off mid shaft, then use ducktape to fix your penis with a space of around half an inch from the stub. Take off the tape after 3 weeks and enjoy your half inch longer penix
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Fuuuuccckkkkk people got to much time
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>>717235073

That only works if you're an ent, you goddamn self-entitled retard
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>>717234757
Yeah I said it anon, shots fired come fite in the yard
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>>717235206

Why would you even think /pol/ would post this at all? Did I miss something
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how bout a stretcher op?
This looks totally comfortable
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>>717233880
they work. very very slowly.

it's like any body modification dude. elongated necks. crazy piercings. stretching different body parts.

you're not going to gain an inch of girth/length in a month or even 6 months.

if you use it like twice a week for 6 months, 15min each usage. then you might notice more blood flowing to the skin of your dick, and your skin might seem a little thicker, and you'll seem a little fuller, and a bit more sensitive. maybe half inch girth/length gains at this point.

it's slow man. go on forums for penis enlargement. the guys on there have been doing this shit for years.

some people are positive responders (lots of gains), some are non-responders (almost no gains). you won't know which category you're in, until you try it.
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Its temporary OP only last for a few hours at best. Only proven method is jelking. Spends half hour morning and night doing it and youll see results after a few months. Been doing it on and off for about a year and ive gained a permenent half inch and feels thicker.
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>>717235353
Forum advice seems safe if you want to drink your own cum >>717235165
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>>717235457

Yeah and if you make one little mistake your break something and have lifelong dick problems. Jelking is retarded
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>>717235515
You've obviously never been to good forums.

Maybe just 4chan analogues and bodybuilding.
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>>717235457
What's jelking?
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Yeah they work but not for days. More like minutes. And be careful not to accidentally suck one of your nuts inside. Fucking kills.
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being this insecure about your own dick size

ITT: Virgins
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>>717233880
They don't make your dick bigger, really, it basically makes your dick as big and hard as it can get. However if you overdo it you can pop blood vessels and fuck shit up.

They're really not worth it.
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>>717235656

you know those cartoons where they have those old washing machines with the two rolling pins that squeeze the water out of wet laundry, except a cat or something goes through it and comes out like a pancake? It's like that and just as dangerous.
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>>717235605
I don't have a tiny dick so your correct, I've never been to a penis pump forum......
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>>717235353
The difference between stretching, say, your ear lobes and your dick is that your dick is filled with blood vessels designed to pressurize and make your dick hard. Stretching those MAY make them more prone to aneurism and similar failures -- in short, you could make your dick stop working, especially if you rush things.

As with other results Anon spoke of above, you won't know which group you'll be in until you try it and see if your dick becomes rekked.
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>>717234358

It's is possible. Try having a look on pegym . com

The begginer program is called JP90. It works nigger
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Yes they work along with cockrings to keep them big.
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>>717235911
Statistically, tiny dicked guys don't work on penis enlargement. Above average men are the most likely candidates. I started at 7" length with close to 6" girth, and I'm working on becoming larger.
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>>717236130
That dick is full of saline injections. But hell yeah its real.

Also, theres a webm that some anon made to prove that pumps work. I have never seen balls so damn big ever in my god damn life son.
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>>717235915
Yesss, I'm aware.
That's why it's important to take it slow.

Some even opt to only use pumps when soft, and find results that way.
Rather than using a pump when fully erect, which would easily cause too much stress to those fine structures in the penis.
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>>717235812
are u tryin to reduce my penis or what
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>>717234581
That's the brand logo on the pump, dimwit
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>>717236130

Yeah but how much you want to bet he can no longer get erections the normal way? Probably can't get hard without a pump at that point.
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>>717235190
Ear, Nose, and Throat doctor?
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fuck pumping your dick, you wana pump your balls up!
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>>717236513
>inb4 newfags can tell is fake for the pixels and because they have seen plenty shops in their life
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>>717235885
I don't know why, but this post literally has me in tears. Thank you.
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>>717236605
kek wut, its called saline injection. Try it some time, you will LOVE IT
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>>717236499

an ent is a walking tree

>>717236513
For what purpose? Unless it makes me ejaculate like an elephant what's the point
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>>717236909
its a fetish....
why do people stick pencils in their dicks?
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Medfag here. We would not recommend anyone to use it. It gives nothing more than illusion. You can damage (exploding) many complex veins which form the penis in whole. If any of these tools really work then their makers are billionaires by now.
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>>717236909

Speaking of making the big cums, does anyone have that gif that tells you what supplements to take so you cum like a firehose?

Also, is it safe if you have medical conditions?
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But it looks gross
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>>717236909
>Unless it makes me ejaculate like an elephant what's the point
And it will not, ever. Only sperm is created in the testicles, not semen. Even IF whatever dumbshit did to his nutsack actually made his testicles produce more (and it certainly didn't) that would only mean more little swimmers, not more ejaculate.
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>>717237072

One time I tried using the manual method of foreskin restoration, where you pull the foreskin in opposite directions using only your hands.

After I tried it once I felt strange and the veins of my testicles were very distended. Did I get a blood clot and should I be worried? This was about a year ago. Sometimes I still get ball pain.
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>>717237115
10-4
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>>717236360
Here's her nipple
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>>717237253

I meant is taking the supplements to dramatically increase ejaculate safe, not pumps, which I know are stupid dangerous
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>>717237115
Don't have a gif but supps that increase loads are L-Arginine, L- Lysine, Zinc and Horny Goatweed (epemidium).
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>>717237251
I'd say cut off the punching bag and see what happens
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>>717235330
stretchers cause ED, would try.
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>>717236102

This always gets parroted in every one of these threads, I've been to that site and have found no evidence other than hearsay to confirm it works.

The best evidence I've found was some gay dude who had 8 inches to begin with jelqed for 10 years and gained half an inch or an inch, something like that.

Put up our shut up!
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