If you woke up and you had a giant cock tomorrow, would it change

>>717233032
I'm already 8 inches big but I'm a NEET with 0 friends so yeah I don't think gaining an inch or two will change much.

>>717233155
I'm also a khv.

>>717233032
Kill yourself

>>717233032
>would it change

no , Id still be broke , ugly and with no personality.

>>717233032
Sauce?

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Oops too late

I already have a giant cock, so no

>>717234111
>giant

>>717233032
Yes, of course.
I'm not unpopular with girls, but I never EVER fuck anybody because of my small dick. It's like MAYBE 4.5 inches. And I'd rather just never fuck anybody than face the embarrassment of fucking someone and finding out they've told everyone what a tiny dick I have. I already have bad depression. That would only make it worse.
BUT if I had a huge dick I could fuck every girl that is interested in me and they'd tell all their friends about my big dick and I'd fuck all of them too and maybe I wouldn't have to deal with this emptiness I feel as much as I do now.
I would be happier. I would feel better. I would actually get to fuck girls. It would be a dream come true.

>>717234379
8 inches I'm fine with. Let's see yours, size queen

>>717234402
this tbh fam. best case scenario for us is getting someone super emotionally attached before the pants come off. But even still...

>>717234697
If you woke up and you had a cock you're fine with tomorrow, would it change your life around?

I'm pretty small so yes it would

>>717234786
Exactly. My problem with this is that like I said I have bad depression (and a bunch of other problems). I would never hope that someone became emotionally attached to me. It would be too rough on them.
I wish I could mindlessly fuck girls. But my only chance is to hope one falls in love with me and doesn't care about my small dick, and then if I pursue that I'll eventually fuck it up and remember that I ruin everything I touch.

>>717233032
SAUCE??

>>717234402
Maybe just don't go after shallow chicks. Wait, scratch that, go after a chick with zero friends. Who could she possibly tell?

>>717234884
Nope

Sauce????

>>717235106
Damn son.
Are you me?

>>717235106
Tinder is your friend. Who's she going to tell, if anyone, a bunch of people you don't know? Big whoop

Just thinking about that boost in confidence
Probably will take a million of photos and post them online
Also my girlfriend will be more happy

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>>717233032
No, I've facets beyond my dick.

>>717235271
It's not about them being shallow. Good decent chicks have fucked around before too. They know what they like and what they don't. And NO GIRL prefers a small dick. Period

>>717235444

Probably. I always think about how many people must deal with this shitty situation.

>>717235579

Girls talk. I remember all the girls I knew used this app that linked with FB. So if you met someone on tinder or in person you could check this app and find out "ratings" about different guys from different girls around the city.
Don't know if you've heard about it but my friend said she used it and there were ratings for almost everyone.
That aside, it's the embarrassment of the situation at hand as well. Not just from her telling her friends. A chick checks out your shit before you fuck. With her hand or by looking really quick and it's easy to see what she thinks.
Overall just shitty.

>>717233032
I've thought about it, and sure, a huge dick would be sweet, but on the other hand, I don't want to have to put in like an hour of foreplay every time I want to fuck. I can bottom out on my gf as it is (if she isn't warmed up enough) so bigger wouldn't necessarily be better

6.75 x 5.5

No. Women would still ignore me.

>>717236327
what is this app though

>>717236738
I don't remember the name of it now. I'd have to ask her, but she's too upset to text me back because her bf just broke up with her again.
Basically though I remember it was somehow linked to facebook so you could see what your friends said about different guys. But you could also see what strangers said.
One guy I remember being very popular was actually referred to as "creepy" by numerous girls. I looked at her phone and checked the ratings. Didn't see my name but I didn't get a chance to look long.

Too ugly to get laid anyways so nope

>>717233032
What's her name?

>>717235263
2nd that

Probably not but it wouldn't hurt I guess.

>>717233032
your a walking shit dildo

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>>717233155
except im in a really small town
pop >500

>>717233032
instead of getting completely deep throat, I wouldn't. Instead of fucking balls deep, I'd only go half way like 99% of the niggers in porn.

Yeah, I'm good.

>>717233032
'cries'

>>717233032
Sauce please.

>>717233032
i would rather wake up and find that my bank account had millions of dollars in it than wake up with a giant cock, my cock is just a smallish 6 inches and i am fine with it, i rather be a millionaire than have a big dick

>>717233032
Bump for sauce.

>>717233032
i wouldnt mind another couple inches, since i fuck whores though i dont think it would matter much to my quality of life.

>>717233155
>>717233204

>8 inches big
>NEET with 0 friends
>khv

What a waste.

>>717234402
I am in the unenviable EXACT same position dude. I feel you.

>>717233032
I already have a big dick but I don't like talking to other people and it's too big to fit in onaholes. I'd rather be immortal, it's not like I was ever not alone anyway.

Sauce? Anyone?

>>717234402
Just get a surgery in this case dude. If it goes bad you dont have much to lose anyway

>>717234402
Being a guy with a small dick is the same struggle as being an ugly girl.

Life's telling you sex isn't for you.

If I woke up with a 10" dick in my ass that would be amazing.

>>717240214
NoSex2017 is almost here

>>717241173
Surgery grosses me out. I get woozy thinking about it. Also the idea that something COULD go wrong makes me want to simply eradicate my sex drive. Or just masturbate like usual.

>>717241173
Exactly. We are not part of the club. The world has sex and intimacy and gfs/bfs. But we short dicks have to find other things to do. Like work extra hours.

>>717233032
Salsa?

>>717233032
when I got inappropriate boners it would suck since they'd now be visible

>>717234402

Honest person.

Dude let me tell you something. Im in the same position as you. But with a 6.6 inches. What would you do in my situation?

I can assure that I absolutely understand you but for some reason I think that you in my 6.6 would be more happier.

I'm not talking about obviosly gianto cock here, but what's the point.

This shit drives me crazy.

Answering to the question.

Yes, If I tomorrow wake up with a giant sausage. It would be as here my friend say.

A Dream come true.

>>717242665
>Like work extra hours.
then get mad rich and fuck all the girls you never got a chance to as a broke fucker

>>717233032
How would anyone ever know?

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>>717233032
I'm 8 inches, but thanks for the lame thread.

>>717242665
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQDwhAK95ds

>>717242941
you're above average, stop being a pussy and get some pussy
do some kegels and shit if you're really worried what people will say about your performance

>>717242941
6.6 inches is undoubtedly better than 4 and half. I would take it, if the choice was offered. That's 2 extra inches. It would definitely make me feel better about myself. It's not technically big but I wouldn't have to be embarrassed about my size.

>>717243014

I'm going to school to try and get a more lucrative career. But even if I finally get someplace where I have a lot of money it doesn't make up for having a small dick. I will never feel comfortable with it. Money is fantastic, but absolutely not a substitution.

Probably start convos with tinder girls with "eyo have you ever had a 12 inch". No respectable girl would answer to it and no cock-hungry girl would discern between 12' and 8'. As long as it would look semi decent I would drive my car there and shag it with the only feel being their meat bouncing of mine.
that would be a blessed existence

>>717243532

You know? Maybe is that "not technically big".

Its true, but for some reason I think that, if a dick is not big, It's automatically small.

>>717233032
Sauce?

>>717244681
No way. Girls are cool with 6.5 to 8 inches usually. A lot of girls like bigger than 8 and some actually prefer it around 5.5. You're definitely not small. i'M small. Anything 5 and under i think is small

>>717243248
hats off to you /b/ro. haven't heard this jam in a minute

>>717245254

Well my friend. I'll do my best trying to get out of this mysery. I wish you the best of course.

>>717245254
You have it the wrong way around.
Some girls are size queens and like bigger than 8, while most can't take it and will prefer cocks that are on the upper end of average (the average is between 5 and 6 depending on your country).

>>717233032
i'd finally get to have my own cock!

yes i'm a girl btw ;)

don't hit on me you pervs! >.<

>>717245714
wasnt planning to you sound desperate as fuck

>>717245818
This

>>717245714
Kys faggot

Bump for sauce

>>717233032
not really,

your dick is like the last thing a girl sees before sex, by the time the dick is out she already has made up her mind.

Now if you have a big dick it means you will get positive responses to un-requested dick picks and you can try the bold whip it out move, but that is a risky move.

basically my life wouldn't change at all, now if I Woke up tomorrow with a six pack and male model looks, that would change my life.

>>717247125
Pretty much this

>>717233032
Yes, undoubtedly. I would feel the same boost in self assurance as a girl does when she has implants (assuming those implants are for HER and not for HIM).
On the other hand, I'm fairly comfortable with what I have and I've never had any complaints from my partners, male or female.

>>717233032

My dicks only 8" and it's already too big for my girlfriend. It's a pain actually. I'd prefer smalled than bigger.

Maybe I'd be able to finally fuck some boypussy

all u fags with small dicks go to ( okaydick . com )

>>717233032
Probably not.
At the end of the day, confidence and self-esteem are all in your head.
I'm betting that if you took those same people in perfect bodies and "sleeved" them into a fat virgin slob, they'd feel the same about themselves, and would do whatever they could to make their lives better because they already think they're worth the effort.
Something about their soul, for lack of a better word, is better than mine.

>>717234402

Water finds it's own level.

Tiny dick? Then find a tiny girl. A QT who's under 5 feet. Most of those girls have tiny pussies. Perfect for you. Just make sure Tiny Girl's over 18, fam. Don't be go hunting no UA.

Nope but my wife would be very happy

>>717250602
be careful you might be a cuckold

>>717245162
Adriana Chechik i think
this is the best i could find though
http://bigdigi.tumblr.com/post/132994665732/dirtyfitbitch-rufu65-suoerz-a-master-at

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>>717251240
That's it! Thanks anon.

>>717245254
im a NEET cuckhold spreading the females are all size queens myth and im a faggot virgin: the post

>>717245162
Adriana Chechik's first scene for BLACKED.

>>717233032
It would definitely improve my life and confidence

Look, if a bitch isn't satisfied with a 6inch dick, she's a whore and/or you are terrible in bed. If you're between 5-6", get better at eating pussy and hope that girth is enough. If you're sub 5", kys.

>>717247690
Nah man, big dicks aren't for attracting women. It makes you feel more confident and therefore more attractive and it's the kind of thing women tell their friends.

>>717234402
>>717234786
>>717235271
>>717236327
>>717243532
>>717245254

I have a 7 inch dick and I'm pretty good looking also, I can get sex whenever I want. I'm depressed.

It really isn't all that great after you've had your fill of sex, it just gets boring and the girls ALWAYS want you to spend money/time on them, no matter how great the sex is.

tbh I get more enjoyment out of a night of just vidya gaming than wasting it talking to a girl and pretending I care about her just to get 15 minutes of pleasure.