What is your excuse to not be at any new years party ?

Visiting family out of country for the first time in years. I'd much rather be partying, but it isn't really feasible this time.

Wife just had heart surgery. Resting next 40 days.

>>717218268
Depressed and feeling worthless. Good enough answer?

Spending time with parents, will leave for a party in about 2 hrs

because i only have 2 friends that are willing to hang tonight.

one being my usual drinking buddy/alchoholic
and the other an anti social scrub

beats being alone though

>>717218268
No friends and conservative parents who won't let me out after 10 pm
>J U S T

Lost all my friends after a psychotic break. Yay me.

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>>717218268
Im supposed to go to some rich guys house with 6 of my friends, entry 20$, around 100ish people and free drinks, however my license was taken away and it would take me an hour with trams and buses since I live kinda far so yea...

>Planned to go to gf's house and party with her family
>Her brother asks if he can invite his girlfriend who he has been dating for 5 days
>Mom says no
>Says "Now i can't let anon come because if i do it will be unfair to your brother"
>Even though i've been dating my gf for 18 months

I'm so pissed

i have an 6 month old husky that i need to take care of tonight

>>717219440
why did you lose you license

>>717219755
Driving under the influence of alcohol

>>717219023
you need to be 18 to post here

>>717218268
I don't really like large groups of people and prefer to not get killed by some drunk fuck on the way home.

I have two dollars to my name. Whatever is in my bank account is being saved for priorities, and partying isnt a priority anymore.

>>717218268
Broke.

>>717218268
I got invited, I just hate social situations so I'm staying home.

>>717219084
Thats too bad but un sure you Will find new friends Anon, i hope you start a good 2017 i send you a hug my friend

>>717219084
Did you cut contact or them?

>>717218268

Too old

1. I'm broke.
2. I don't feel comfortable at parties.
3. I wouldn't know where to go anyway.
4. I can get thrashed at home to feel like the miserable piece of shit that I actually am.

>>717219512

what is this? a contest?

>>717219084
Happened to me as well.
And it didn't get better in the past six years. Yay, me too.

>>717221970
>Too old

How old is too old? Are you like 70 or something?

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Collapsed in June from neglecting food

Have been experiencing constant panic/anxiety attacks since then :D

>>717222123
Yes. This is a contest. I'm ranked 4,629,410,850,732th.

>overrated
>drunken drama queens
>venues will charge to get in and will probably be at least 4 deep at the bar
>yay! Fake people wishing you a happy new year, only to be a dick to you later on

Your question seems to imply that lurking on /b/ or waiting for happenings on /pol/ while drinking whisky and listening to metal is a bad thing OP

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>>717222562
>going to bars that make you pay admission

>>717218800
It definitely does. By a lot anon, be thankful for who you've got.

>>717219023
They will try to keep controlling your life forever, anon. Open your wings and fly, just go out

>>717218268
cause i'd rather kill myself than being around a bunch of people I barely know or even care about talking about how this year will be better than the last one when we all know it's gonna be complete and utterly shit.

>>717218268
I enjoy my solitude, and I hate being out during holidays due to the increased drunken morons roaming the streets and driving unsafely.

New Years and St Patrick's Day are the top 2 most avoided holidays. They don't really serve a purpose other than to hang around with people and get trashed. A day to change a calender and the other...to pretend we're all irish? I don't fucking know.

There will be rapes, there will be murders and brawls. The easiest thing to do is drink in the comfort of my own home and not worry about the toddlers who don't know their drinking limits and idiots crashing into each other. It's not worth the risk, and the holiday itself is ridiculous.

>>717218268
Wasn't invited to any

>>717222693
Yep, seriously. Even local pubs, otherwise staff wont work because of the new year party shit.

Unlike The US, employers actually have to pay bar staff properly instead of this tipping shit they rely on

>>717219023
>parents wont let me leave after 10

You're probably not even old enough to drink yet faggot. Why you crying?

>>717222826
Says the guy with not so conservative parents.
Conservative parents can ruin everything but a proper drunk.

I'm working from 2pm to 4am today at a New Year's party

>>717223007
>I have a chance to talk about how stupid tipping is and why we're superior to America
>better take that chance

Fuck off

>>717223109
Happy new year faggot

>>717223290
Fuck you

>>717223444
444, triple of truth. Means your year will be as shitty as always. Gratz

>tfw going to a party where I will be one of three people not drinking
Should be fun

>>717218434
but youre not resting.

>>717223514
I accepted that a long time ago. Life is shit, I got used to it.

Hope your new year is shit faggot.

>>717223531
>not drinking in a party designed to get proper adults drunk

Why even go? Seriously, unless there's a hot chick involved and you're trying to get laid I don't see the actual appeal for you to go.

>>717218268
I'm not going to be because I don't want to be.
I'm not some beta fag who needs an excuse

>>717223764
>says he doesn't need an excuse
>Says "I don't want to be" which is an excuse

Well, there goes your whole statement you edgy fuck.

>>717218268
Gonna go to the casino and take people's money who are there playing poker just to gamble.

New Year's = $300+ holiday bonus for me.

>>717218268
I'm going to one but I don't want to, only thing that'll get me through it is coke and hash

>>717224093
But that means you're also gambling, which makes you just as bad as them?

> no friends
> too socially awkward to make new ones or to talk with people...

>>717224170
>needs coke and hash to attend a party

No, you're just a drug addict who is finding an excuse to get lit. You're not fooling anyone. If it's that painful for you to go, then simply don't go? Ever think about that?

Because I'm alone.

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>>717224288

>>717219084
>that kid who pretends to have mental problems for attention

>>717224275
You're not missing anything. Most people who attend parties on news years usually end up regretting it, or too drunk to remember anything proper.

>>717223692
I'm mostly going to keep my sister and 18 year old friend safe. I know they won't drink too much if I'm around.

>>717224352
Yeah dude he's totally getting attention losing all his friends

>>717224453
It pretty much backfired on him really

Watching Netflix videos at work and getting time and a half for it

>>717224453
I think he's saying that the guy claimed to have a psychotic breakdown and lost all his friends to us, wanting attention on the fact he was being stupid and everyone wants to stay away from him because he's not psychotic, he's just a moron.

I personally find it hard to believe someone lost ALL their friends over a single point of time. Which is bullshit, unless all his friends were gathered together and he came running at them with a machete or some shit. I find the statement unbelievable.

Nobody i know is doing anything and i don't want to fight the hordes of snowbird yankees in the towns close by to try and go out on the town

>>717224405
Oh well that makes a lot more sense now. Good job being a good brother.

>>717223570
No. I will be taking care of the kids and washing dishes. Then I will get drunk alone. Maybe fap. Cool.

>>717224736
>snowbird yankees

What the actual fuck does that mean? I mean I know the slang term yankee, but what the fuck is a snowbird yankee?

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I simply want to stay at home alone, that's actually pretty nice.

>>717218268
My family wants me at theirs

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>>717219440
>with 6 of my friends

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Actually at a party with some couples and their kids. I'm divorced and my kids is with mom. Felling a little depressed.

Loneliness is a bliss

>>717225573
>at a party where there are kids

That's not a party anon.

>Feeling a little depressed

Then drink, the whole point of this calender-changing holiday is to say goodbye to the old year and start off fresh. With goals, and ambition and whatever else nonsense people make themselves believe.

>>717224288
Eh I am a drug addict, not a coke addict though, first time in 6 months and I am obligated to go. I am going for my girlfriend

>>717226114
>I am obligated to go. I am going for my girlfriend

>obligated

>for my girlfriend

So you're a drug addict AND you're whipped? What's next? You're some sort of ex convict?

Because I am only 3 weeks sober and dont want to put myself in a drinking situation just yet.

>>717226286
Semi-whipped I guess, it's either I spend the new year alone or I spend it with my best friend

>>717226286
Lemme boil it down, I'm a semi-whipped man, who has a clean criminal record and is addicted to nicotine and cannabis, and sometimes likes to indulge in other narcotics

if you're trying to make me feel bad about my lifestyle its not working

>>717221494
Whether or not you consider it you're a loser

>>717226343
>3 weeks sober

whoopie doo, what's the point of being sober if you can't have a drink? What's even the point of being sober in the first place? Isn't a holiday the best time to have a drink that is socially acceptable?

>>717226382
So just spend it alone? I mean, you already said you didn't want to go...so just don't go. I mean I wouldn't trust a bunch of drunken guys around someone who I consider my girlfriend/best friend but that's really not your problem.

24 years old. Not had a single friend for about 7 years. Never been to a New Years Eve party. Staying home about to watch a movie with my parents.

i dont have any friends so i wasnt invited to any parties.

>>717218268
I'm working the night shift at a gas station tonight. Reply if you share the feels

>>717226901
what satiation `?

>>717218268

Frankly I'm tired of them. The ones downtown are always full of idiots or trucks of peace. The local pub gets full of stupid drunks anytime after 11pm. That and I'm low on ammo.

>>717226738
doing blow with your gf beats sitting around by yourself

>>717226585
>addicted to nicotine and cannabis, and sometimes likes to indulge in other narcotics

You could of just said you're a junkie who likes to smoke, would of saved you a lot of space.

>if you're trying to make me feel bad about my lifestyle its not working

Make you feel bad? No, you're misunderstanding I like to see people who are more pathetic than I am. It makes ME feel better knowing I'm a non whipped free man who isn't reliant on narcotics. This is giving me a sense of accomplishment, superiority and I can say with confidence "Atleast I'm not THAT guy, jesus christ what a wreck"

I'm a shy ugly man who lives with his parents and doesn't have a job. Nobody want me to be around him.

>>717227067
im not that guy but the biggest autist award goes to this faggot

>>717227024
I'd have to disagree. I enjoy my solitude and have no desire on wasting money on blow with a woman who is more than likely going to leave me within a certain time frame.

Being in solitude let's me do what I want, within the comforts of my own home.

>>717227204
Aw, did I upset a fellow drug user who can't control his little addictions?

>>717227339
Ah I see so you're just saying all these things so you don't feel as bad about having no friends or anyone who loves you

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>>717218268

I had a fever a few days ago and now I got a cold.

I still wouldn't go out had I been fit. Got no friends to celebrate NYE with.

>>717227428
What are you going on about? I choose not to have friends, a relationship. And my family loves me, or so they tell me. So that's something.

Some people are social, others thrive on not being social and rather keep to themselves.

>>717227339
>wasting my money on blow
You must be so much fun at parties

I'm the only girl left in my group of friends thats single and they're all celebrating with their families. No one invited me to any party, so I'm watching back to the future in my christmas pajamas. Feels bad.

>>717227679
tits or gtfo slut

>>717227673
it seems as if he's too autistic to even attend them

>>717227671
sounds like some attributes of an autist

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>>717227679

anon, can I come over?

>>717218268
Im a fucking loser with no real friends, drinking wine atm

>>717227871
scotch for me

>>717227673
I don't go to parties, they're pointless.

>>717227679
>I'm a girl

Way to derail this entire thread. Let me ask you something, WHY did you feel the need to tell us your gender if it wasn't for attention? There was no point in your entire entry that needed it to be known.

>>717227989

other scotchfag reporting in.
Glenmorangie 18

>>717227838
How is choosing not to have things that are a waste of time and resources considered autism to you? Or are you throwing that term around and don't actually know what it means?

Don't really feel like it. Usually go to a friends house but two of the guys I messaged drink trying to start a convo (I get chatty sometimes when I drink) and they never messaged back so want to wait a while to let the awkwardness subside.

>>717218268

I'm going to a party with my gf. I'm going to let every guy that wants to fuck her, fuck her. Already let my friends know. She doesnt though lol

>>717228142
Autism: a mental condition, present from early childhood, characterized by difficulty in communicating and forming relationships with other people

>>717228238
you are simply using the fact that you "dont want to make friends" to hide that you're an autistic faggot

>>717228238
I can use google too faggot.

>>717228062
Jack here.

>>717228238
I don't have a problem communicating or forming relationships though. I choose not to have relationships and I choose not to go out. That is a huge difference.

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>>717218268
Work, pizza hut.. Please kill me.

>>717228302
no shit wasn't hiding the fact I was googling it, it's the fact that the official definition describes exactly what you've been saying

im bout to go live my "junkie" lifestyle
happy new faggot

>>717218268
No normal person is on a new years party
In my Country its Normal to be with the family
Well i could go alone into some club and join the other people that also dont stay with their family, but going to a club alone sucks

>>717228397
Fuck you, I wish I could be working tonight but there is no work until the 3rd.

I moved 1200 miles away and don't know anyone

>>717228547
Why are you quoting junkie like that? You are a junkie.

>>717218268

I'm fighting off a mild case of tonsillitis, the fifth this year. Ironically enough, this is exactly how I've spent my last new years eve.

>>717228676
this

>>717227862
I know why you're alone this new year's

>>717218268
I have things to do that I feel are more important. Plus I don't need to get in more trouble with the law. Fuck that noise.

>>717228984

Why am I alone, anon?

>>717218268
I work overnight negro

>>717218268
Really enjoy being by myself, it feels so much fucking niver than having people around. Unfortunately I have to be with people at midnight but until then I'll be fine.

how do you fight the loneliness?

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>>717218268
I went to new years parties past 3 years and really wanted to light some fireworks and be with my parents. Parties at nye SUCK IMO

>>717229021
>I have things to do that I feel are more important

Like being on 4chan?

>>717228676
>>717228853
samefag

>>717219084
I had that as well, my friends are now nicer to me actually but I still don't see them very often. I think they just pity me which isn't very good either.

>>717218268
i snowboard all the day, and i'm sick

>>717218268
I'm a stay at home kinda guy

>>717229288
I'm still at work fuck-o

i told everyone i'm sick because i have social anxiety lolz

>>717229564
so if you had close friends asking you to come to their party you'd be like "naah, I'm the stay at home kinda guy"

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>>717229726
kek

>>717218268

it's like 4pm bro

>>717229090
Your personality isn't one that gets you a lot of friends so you ask an anon grill if you can come over

>>717229695
I went out when I was sick
I am a psychopath

>>717229222
There's really no "fighting" loneliness. You're alone, you just need to accept that.

People are always alone, no one is ever truly with you. People hang around each other to fill their own void of boredom and loneliness. We do things to forget that everyone you know in this current day and time will eventually leave and be gone forever.

People only lie to themselves by attending things they think have meaning. I mean, look at New Years: A day we change our calenders. We had to make it a bigger deal by throwing in lies like "celebrating" absolutely fucking nothing.

Most of us hate our lives, we work 9-5 jobs and barely have time to even do the things we want to do. So why are we celebrating the end of the year? Because we're told to, we hype it up, we even have to throw in alcohol into the mix just to get people to buy taxed alcohol. It's just a marketing ploy to get people to spend money, go out, and buy new calenders.

You're depressed because you know your own little value. We all have little value. No life is worth more than the other. We just give people like celebrities attention because we're fucking stupid and have nothing else to do.

Be happy for what you have now and stop comparing yourself to everyone else.

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>>717229726
be kind anon, it is new years eve.
He can't help it he doesn't have any friends

>>717229415
You're wrong, but okay.

>>717229654
>Being on 4chan at work

I see you're doing a bang up job. A real dedicated worker you must be.

>>717218268
i dunno, i dont have that much friends, but, im feeling nice here, so i guess i manage

ah ye, so thats my excuse, actually my few friends that i had, all gone living in another city , or country even, so thats that

well and im also depressed or i guess i am, not a psychologist, all in all its nice, i dont like to drink that much anyway, i can take some, but i dont like it,

i have food and drink, all i need would be even more money

>>717218268
no money
no car
and i only smoke i dont drink so why waste my time

>>717229962
Yeah, I chat to fucking idiots no matter where I go.

>>717229842
>I am a psychopath

I think you meant to say "I'm unable to control anything in my brain because I'm stupid so I'll label myself a psychopath so people would think I'm cool"

No therapist would outright label you a psychopath, you're just an edgy emotional moron.

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let's party here

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>>717229800

I guess you're on the right track. dubs of truth, anon.

I don't want to be.

i told a group of friends that wanted me to party that i already had another party with another group of friends and i told this another group of friends i was already at a party with the first group of friends, lets hope they dont talk to each other kek
why ? because fuck em all i m enjoying my weed

At work as a bartender. Fml.

>>717228317
so? you had friends before, but you just decided not to anymore?

or you never had a friend, cause for some random reason, you just decided you dont need any,, eventho you never got any kind of relationship..

>>717230146
Sounds like a personal problem.

A smart person would stop doing the same mistake over and over.

>>717218268
that its 1:30

>>717230284
life sucks sometimes

>>717218268
Because I don't have friends to hangout with...

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I drink and smoke weed and cigarettes all by myself and im not sad.
so far so good.

>>717218268
I'm doing lsd with my wife instead

>>717230321
Thanks Doc, I learned my lesson. Most people are assholes and retarded. I'm so glad I made them that way.

>>717230303
I'm 31, I've obviously have had friends and relationships within the time span of my existence.
But after the friends go away/move on and relationships fizzle out and leave you questioning why you were with them. You start to really question the weight and value of everything.

There are people who want to get to know me, there are also some who have invited me to either work-related social gatherings or personal events. I simply make an excuse and carry on with myself.

>>717230284
why? is it some shit bar or something?

i mean, you are like in the middle of the party.. ye sure you have to work, but you are still there

and if you really work as a bartender [cause you know, maybe its just artistic fiction] then i guess you at least look decent, so maybe some girl will talk to you

>>717223007
>>717223290
>>717223444
>>717223514
>>717223643

now kiss

>>717230321
Go try and "spook" someone else with your internet wizardry.

I don't like to interact with people.

>>717230536
You could always, I don't know, NOT talk to people? I mean talking to me has done nothing for you. You gained nothing besides whittling down some time.

Maybe you need a new hobby, maybe deep down you don't like people and just don't know what to do with yourself?

>be 18
>at parents wedding
>still live at home so I'll be babysitting my brother and getting high out of my mind on Percocet
I mean I'll be throwing a one man party

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lets just all agree that even if any of us did go to party, while being there we'd all want nothing more then just being at home.

Yet if we stay home we want to go to a party and socialize.

Sitting alone in a bar drinking beer and eating peanuts. Thete are some old people sitting next to me.

>>717230616
>internet wizardry.

Most people call it common sense.

>>717218268
IM GAY

>>717230837

What has that got to do with anything

Dont have money, last time i went to party i crashed my car, i already had 3 traffic tickets to pay off.

My boss cut my pay twice in the 3 months i had the job(i left my,previous job for this promised more pay)

No job.
Many fines.

I also play Ark: Survival evolved. I want a damn giga

>>717230790
>paying for overpriced beer and "free peanuts" just to sit next to old people

Boy you sure are showing me the error of my antisocial lifestyle. You're living the god damn dream.

It's a pointless thing to celebrate, each year brings the same problems.

>>717230837
That's a bad excuse.

just got home from work, 11pm and work tomorrow 7 am. fuck yall

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>>717218268
Afew months ago my sister let me fuck her for my birthday because she didn't have enough money to buy me a present.

Past Sunday (Christmas) she let me do it again and let me cum inside her.

She said she want to do it again on new years night because she wants an excuse to not have to go to one of those parties. I hope she let's me cum inside her again.

>>717230730
Passing time, /b/ slime. You can't win.

>>717230950
Have you ever thought about learning how to drive to avoid traffic fines and crashing?

Well fuck i rather sitting at a bar alone, drinkin beer and learn to know new people than sitting with gf at a party where everyone is "not your kind of type" and TRYING to fit in... also im drunk sooo... happu new year and fuck you guys

>>717227067
>haha look at me I go on 4chan to try and validate myself I'm the superior one!

>>717231005
Those fucking man legs

>>717230950

fuckin noob. raise a wyvern.

>>717230960
Traditions aren't pointless.

>>717231039
>You can't win

Yet here you are, still talking to me. You can't quit me, I'm too addicting.

>>717230906
That dumb bitch forgot to take off her panties. God hasn't she ever played Don't Shit Your Pants?

>>717231148
It wasn't hard since I'm not a junkie.

no invites

>>717231210
Don't worry. As soon as I leave I will cut you off like the malignant cancer you are.

>>717231201
the tradition is to get new calenders...

Pretty sure it's up there with pointless.

>>717231312
But until then....you're mine.

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>>717227067
>>717227407

>>717227067
reading the conversation i'd prefer to be the other guy rather than you sad fuck

Because my fucking piece of shit mother found that I had sex and went full Harambe on my ass. Otherwise I'd be drunk and high as a motherfucker right now