Oh shit /b/tards, there is a murderer inside this thread. Everyone

please fucking kill me

Nope

>>717189523
my ninja like reflexes fear no murderer

>>717189523
I'm not guilty. :3

>>717189523
I dindu nuffin

i'd like to kill all the girls that won't fuck me

who me?

Nothing personal kid

>>717189855
get fucked

oh Boi

suicidal and schizophrenic, i stumble around in this thread not knowing if I'm the predator or the prey

Grr..

you'll never take me alive u bastards

Grrrarrrr

Spooky

eHHHHHHHHHHHH

Lets do it

So what am i?

kys

My name is Benjamin Netanyahu

>>717189998
A loser lol

*SCREAms loudly

>>717189523
niggers

>>717189998
one away from quads you cuck

>dies

end my suffering

>>717190077
consider it done

hhh

niggers

>>717190077
Granted

PLEASE STAB THROUGH MY SCROTUM PLZ IM SAD GIRL LEFT ME DAD RAPED ME WWHYHYHYHYHY?!?!?!

All fucking

suk my anus fuk bois

>>717190118
i honestly wish u died

please kill me

Time to roll

pew pew

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>>717189992
Kills dubs..
All of them....

fuK

>>717189855
rip

>>717189855
rip Anon

>oops

>>717189523
you fuckin 12yo cancer
fuckin die in a fire

im gonna kill you all

Allah aKBAR!

WHY WONT YOU LET me diey

HNg hNG

>>717190271
Welp

>>717190288
my luck

>>717190288
rip

>>717190322
;_;

>>717190333
lel

>>717190288
lol get fucked

Hail Satan

>>717190333
GET HIM

he said he'd sniff me mum
on a friday he did

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>>717190333
FUCKING MURDERER

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>>717190288
>>717190322

yer dead, i would know>>717190333

>>717190388
lol merked

>>717190388
rip in peace

rip me?

>>717190333
HAHAHAHA

game over

who could it be

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hahaha succ it

>>717189523
I am the murderest!

I'm not gonna die in this thread, not today. >:(

not me

>>717190655
No you are the murdered.

>>717190655
get rekt

staying alive

ok boss two toilets coming up

Hello thread, i'm a little innocent guy who love everyone, what is going on ? :)

>>717190844
kek

>>717190844
ur dead

>>717190844
nice murder, glad i'm too cool for that dumb shit...

ech

Kill me already

>>717190844
rip

>>717190844
RIP little innocent guy who loved everyone.

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check em, death

>>717190970
Not now.

darn diddlin ho

not dead yet, i'm a survivor!

i want sum ravioli

Hello thread i'm hitler. wassup ?

ravioli ravioli

>>717191086
Hi hitler, i'm staline, how's going on ?

*wanking noises

But cant we kill or find the killer? I say quads kills the murderer and saves everyone

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ain't nobody scared of you, murderfag

>>717191155
die u gringe

Hi

>>717191222
YOU

>>717191222
THERE'S ANOTHER ONE!!?

>>717191222

HANDS UP, GET ON THE GROUND !!

screaMs

>>717191222
YOU KILLED HIM, YOU MONSTER D:
>>717190844

>>717191222
hgkasdboljahksvnn0000

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>>717191222
a second murderer emerges

Oh hai, ai just arrived here, ahahahah.

>>717191222
whY?

I'm here to murder you all!!

>takes anti-murder medicine
>can't be killed

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>>717191222

WAIT A MINUTE, YOU GONNA BE UNDER ARREST

eHhhh

oh boi willywackers

i brought the dip, what did i miss?

>>717189523
wasn't me. also im dead.

>>717191488
Said dead anon

>>717191498
oh nothing, just a couple of murderers doing some murdering

i think its finally time

>>717191521
nevermind, im good whew.

>>717191539
the routine

FUCk

>>717191557
teips

I am invincible!

i feel
>invincible

YOU LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE YUMBUMS

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>>717190844
rest in peace nice guy

sckreeEEEE

give me liberty or give me death, you fags!!

Luckily for me I never leave my basement so no chance of me getting murdered any time soon

skreee pt 2

SKREE pt 3

Hi, i'm a cute little baby cat. mew mew u know.

>>717191539
Oh, thats nasty. I do hope the police sort it out before the villianous villians strike once more!

anyone seen my dog?

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sicka life anyway

DEATH IS OUR ONLY SALVATION

>>717191726
Baby cat can't die ahah

>>717191733
He wanted to be the murderer, he got rekt instead.

>>717191733
look at that dumbass, he got murdered while trying to kill people

>>717189523
What's going on in this thread?

*SCREAMING NOISES

>>717191816
people tryna murder, but they gettin murdered

>>717191842
wtf

gimmie all ur facking money

You guys like veal?

>>717191882
>>717191889

So close.

So fucking close.

>>717191889
off by one, reeeeeeeeeeee

death = salvation

>>717191911
>>717191922
kek

>>717191851
i ain't gettin murdered, i been here the whole time since the start of this thread, done seen all kinds of people kill and be killed.
>Me? I just chill in the corner and drink my 40...

>>717189523
I'm safe

>>717191922
At least he wanted it.

>>717191911
and now you're dead, shitwhistle
shoulda stayed home like yer mama told ya

>>717189523
plz kill me

Oshit

eh?

boi oh boi what a lovely day

>>717192027
No one's gonna kill you if you ask for it, my nigga.
You gotta do stuff to deserve it.
Like... you see this punk ass fool over there? Watch, I'mma walk right up to him and slap the piss out his face and take his shoes. Here I go, watch....

round 2 trips get

*shits bricks and builds a house

I'm only doing this because I love me

end my suffering

>>717192166
See? I told you you couldn't actually shit bricks. Now yer dead. Shoulda listened to Daddy.

merry crisMAS

>>717189523
If quads, I kill the murderer

pls i beg u

n0000000000000

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brrrrrrr

Straps on thin cardboard targets on front and back and walks boldly through this bloodbath with eyes closed and arms out
>praise the lord may he protect me from all evil

fuck

>>717192311
u ded lol

>>717192334
>>717192343
>off-by-one kenobi

i want to see the light at the end of the tunnel

0w0 prr,,,,oh whats this?

Feels good man

>>717192371

im a scatman bdbdbdhmbdhdbm

realizing he can never die, this nony straps himself with 50 pounds of c4 and walks into the death thread to confront the killers

>>717189523
Hii

>>717192456
And i'm scatoman shitshitshitshitshit fffffff

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:^

I want this pain to stop.
I want this endless suffering to be over.
I can't live on this god-forsaken planet anymore.

pfth

Lets try again
Kill me

>>717192497
too bad

>Dig ding ding
May I have your attention please?
I see you've all come here for some other reason, but I'd like to sing you a polka rendition of Amazing Grace that I've been working on, it's really good, I think you all will lov............................

Can't kill me if I'm already dead insid

you'll never take me dead *runs

>>717192524
You can't get killed because you want to.

Look at me, i don't want to die.

I want off this planet; another one's hell.

>>717192597
reroll*

oiNK oinka oinka

Well, gentlemen, I think it's pretty well obvious that the coast is clear and all the killers have fled the vicinity

>>717192660
well, maybe not

fffffffffffffffffffffffffffuuuuu

>>717192644
good thing.

>>717192660
are you sure about that amigo?

>>717192766
what is sur is that you're dead.

>>717192766
heh heh heh, prolly asked the wrong motherfucker that question, "amigo"?

/roll

Quads I'm batman

im hungry

My not-getting dubs skills are about to do something good for once!
Watch these singles!
*doosh*

>>717192844
>kekerino
nigga thought he could jump off buildings and shit

>>717192844
>I'm batman
no, you're Deadman

>>717192844
ur dead man

>>717192882
I'm like a pro at this shit too.

Watch my mad no-getting skillzzzzzz!

hello faggots

>>717192882
Thank god, singles

>>717192966
rip

>>717192966
lmao nope

plays in the puddles of blood like a kid after the rain
>oh the innocent false-feeling of immortality

they see me rolly pollin down the street

>>717192966
Shit.

y'all a bunch of fags and deserve to die

shizza

(you) is back hnnggggggg
Also not dead ^^

Running through the thread with the police fast on my tail, I am...
>fugitive from justice

Hello, i'm the angel of death. Who's next ?

are you assuming my gender??

You know I'm leaving this thread if someone ever manages to kill my invincible ass, right?

>>717189523
k rollin for murderer

>>717193177

cya

>>717193223

so fucking close !!!!

>>717193177
rip

faTHER I crAVE chEDDER

Dindu nuffin

Russian Roulette with six bullets!
Spin, spin, spin!

You are all fools for showing yourselves here...

>>717189523
I'm not a murderer :|

IM BURNING

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Hellos

Wont die today

crack ah lackin

im making mac and cheese

>>717189523
Not today

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I already died, but... Y'all ready for New Years? I got my candy. I'm ready to turn this motherfucker out!

imma be paranoid now

End my life

>>717195477
ok well done you did it yay super great cool nice very nice trick wow awesome.

Murderers don't faze me, ayyy lmao

please no kill

Oh no

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>>717195999

>>717195999
Fuuuuuuu

>>717195999
OH SHIT, HE'S GOT A GUN!