Help me get a fake ID, /b Wat do

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Self bump

bumping for self interest

>>717165059
what do you need it for chap? booze? you dont need a fake id to get that

Bumping as well. Freshman in college could pass for 30 but want the backup

>>717165901

I need to be able to buy booze without having to track down someone old enough, ye

>>717165059
l2darkwebs

>>717166190
Yeah but I'm kinda fuckin retarded and don't know how to use that stuff

>>717166283
>Download Tor
>Look up the hidden wiki
>???
>Fake ID

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>>717165901
>>717165059
>>717166190

Prefer to keep it under 150

Also I'm in Oklahoma

>>717165059
>>717166283
>>717166551
literally a link for a fake ID store on the hiddenwiki

>>717165901
How then

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>>717166770
>>717166551

>>717166283

>>717166793
if you really dont want to make friends, and are unwilling to pay a bum 5 or 10 for a handle, just steal the booze. if you have baggy pants you can easily steal a 750ml from any grocery store or cvs or whatever. I did it like a dozen times at a idiot kid and never got caught.

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>>717167379

Well I mean, come on, man, I've never used this before.

I got the 2 apps on android and I'm on a website that I think is hiddenwiki? Looking for ID shit but I'm not too good at this

>>717167379
>>717166770
>>717166551
>>717166190

Also darkweb doesn't carry my state, shits expensive, too. I'm not looking for the greatest ever, just something

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>>717165059
Turn yourself in so you can be deported back to mexico, no one wants you here.

>>717168175

I mean, trump is the god emporor and I love him, but I'm pure Aryan

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>>717168175
Mexicans gained citizenship by the US military

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>>717168381
That sounds like something a Jew would say...

>>717168650
No, they didn't. Hence the word "illegal" in the phrase 'Illegal Alien"

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>>717168381
fuck off ok

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>>717165059

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>>717168901

Kys bud

>>717165059
u shouldnt be on /b/ if you need id. naughty boy get mommy to buy you alcohol for your cod parties

>>717168876
i mean to shed blood the country they are deserving to be part of the country

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You feel pretty tough, don't you

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>>717168650

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>>717169136

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>>717169431
We don't have illegal immigrants serving in the military and "shedding blood for the country" you simpleton.

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>>717169457
I do, thanks

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>>717169651

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>>717169693

Why am I still replying

>>717169651
Yeah we do. Kys.

>>717169651
Yes we do you dumbfuck

do literally 2 seconds of googling

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>>717169869

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>>717169874
Because you enjoy this interaction just as much as I do.

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>>717170210

I mean, you got me there
Have a pup

>>717169936
>>717170075
No you fucktards, they can't be here illegally, they have to be registered or have a green card. You can't hop the fucking border and join up with the military without papers.

Try reading some of the shit you google and not just looking at the headers you autistic morons.

>>717170581
source?

>>717165059
Come to baghdad. I will take you to mreedy and you can get whatever fake you want.

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>>717170385
Hey now, that's something I can get behind

>>717170793

Will I get beheaded in Baghdad? Also I hear you're quite fond of other men there.

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>>717171027

>>717170713
>wurr you hurr dat tho?
The law of the land, dumb ass. Take a fucking civics course or buy a book.

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>>717171027
>>717171179
>>717170385

>>717171122
Beheaded why?. Just keep mouth shut and dont speak English no one will suspect anything. Fond of other men? There gays here . Much like any other culture and no we don't "use women for breeding. And boys for pleasure"

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>>717171179
I want you to take me as hard as you can.

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>>717171218
no source no facts

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>>717171737

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>>717171823
It's not my fault your dumb ass dropped out of high school.

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>>717172067
Wow, I really thought we had something here.

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>>717172115
in college ass

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>>717172453
Does your university hand out gold star stickers and shit? Holy fuck, seriously, where do you go and who let you in?

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>>717172115

>>717167644
>When new fags use tor for the first time
Kek

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>>717172683

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>>717172672
no for a man no skills in debate

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>>717173114

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Late christmas present on me guys go fuck your ex gf tonight - snap-leak-cf

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>>717173172
And you don't know how to for a cohesive sentence, I'm not debating, I'm making obvious observations and conclusions.
Wait, let me guess, you're getting your 'Gender Studies' degree?

>>717173524
1/10 6.5

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>>717173313
>>717173114

Good thread, boys

>>717173625
psy / horticulture

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>>717165059
underaged detected

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>>717173915
Maybe you should study something useful instead?

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>>717174372
weed for u

I have one order it from China takes about a month to get here it scans and passes the light test but order in bulk with some friends it will be cheaper

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>>717174342

Well I mean there's kind of a 3 year gap in what I could be so no not underaged

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>>717174555
You don't need a college degree to grow good weed... That's a lot of money wasted that you could have spent on equipment.

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Leaking my way to 2017...try this out on any girl in your school lol snap-leak-cf

>>717174985
it helps if you what you're doing inside a greenhouse

>>717175104
4.5

>inb404