Ok to make a LONG story short my family was going to put me in a mental home if I did not make a friend so this chick who I am 99% sure is mentally challenged is my "best friend" and god fuck I can't deal with it anymore yes she text me 3 times a day I can bother playing along with the retard anymore gona post some screenshots and rant
ask me anything
Yes my name fucking sucks I know it's like a chick
This little weeb will call me like her little yugi or something you will see later it's been like a week I haven't talked to her but she still texts
Ok now we get into some conversation shit ok this should be the screenshot of us talking about Christmas gifts??
Native & fat
...she made me come into the washroom well she was takeing a bath this was early in our "friendship" we were younger and fuck I feel sick thinking about it so I've seen her naked
I need her as cover I can't go live on my own at least not yet (ya live at home got to get out god I'm a lazy shit ) but as soon as I'm out she can go fuck herself the annoying cunt she lives like just across the town I can walk there
Look at the bottom there is that little yugi shit I told you about
I was playing along faggot
Look at this I mentioned wanting to kill a coworker off hand and she fucking came up with this shit ! Fu king scary
Because that what good people do right -_- I don't know man I don't know
Capta a pain in my ass
Ummm 2? But I have to dale with her day to day so looks alone might get more?
Thanks? I think?
I don't know
In all actuality you shouldn't be forced to talk to someone you kinda know isn't right in the head. You've been polite, now it's time to just ignore the fuck out of it. Tell her you had to start being charged per text message-- a scam as old as technology. Say it's cheaper on the bill when you only pay for "emergency" texts. She's retarded, it might work.
Damn anon, i know that feel man. Everyday "hey bro" but just deal with it abit longer man, your probably the best thing she got, would hate for her to kill herself thinking you hated her
I allredy said I was playing along >>717153826
Almost frogot about this bit who is this dude she was talking about
Same fag here-- OP are you both grills? What age are you compared to her? Ty
Don't know ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ (cancer shrug)
When I do I will let her down easy I just needed a break from her I am going to tell her ones I start replying again that I was off for Christmas and had no reception she will believe me
I think she meant to say conscious
Don't have one
Was waiting for that joke hi five
She is almost like kira's anoying little girlfriend that he has no interest in ken
Just found this amazing tool....see what celebrity you can leak lmfao snap-leak-cf
No I'm gona continue texting her soon enough like I explained I need a break now though
I thought/ think that all the time
I am In not inclined-to-share-ada
She likes that death Match stuff
Look yugi stop being a fucking pussy and man up and tame that pussy, a lot of wizards hee would be grateful to have a retarded woman to take advantage of, this is your chance. YU YU YU, YU-GI-OOOH
I am such a asshole shame on me
She was like a grade below me when we were in school? and misleading name I know. she is a chick though
P l a y i n g T h e P a r t (the retard brings it out in me )
Fucking funny mate
Kek what's the fastest thing crossing a Indian reservation? A beer truck! What's the second? The native man hunting it down
Dude it's really not something I want to do I have thought that all ready but honestly I think I would rather pay a hooker to lose my virginity then to this chick
I think my mom wanted a girl ya it's like a chick fucking teased without end
Is me no photo because I'm a idiot
If it was Samantha I could at least tell everyone it was Sam how do you shorten kira like I just try to be called by my last name it's better at least
You are out of your fucking mind not happening dudes and if ya harass me I will just go fuck off it's not like I can be stoped ahh the joys of being Anonymous
This is cancer OP please kys or better yet kill her and an hero. Please. Weeb faggot.
Ya never actually cared enough to find out who the fuck he is?? So ya?
Look at this shit I'm a asshole complaining her shitty fan art (she mostly makes that creepy pasta shit stuff?)
He's from the Resident Evil series, but it's cancerous that she would be listening to his quotes. He's from a fucking video game. God this is the most triggering shit ever.
Yup -_- I am aren't I
What I don't get that reference
Mostly right I admit
Fack off there is plenty of treads on 4chan that are all about challenges and shit this is not one of them
She never shuts up about her dolls
Thanks & go for it b/ro
I got really frustrated with her one time and spammed her with Spider-Man but she just thought it was funny
I'm sure I said this but I would rather lose my virginity to a hooker then this slob
Is that a quote
Nothing to say just noticed and wanted to let you know I see you and I know so no need to pretend like I'm ignoring you
No girls on 4chan I'm not afraid she will see this
Ok looking back I say way to much sweet shit anon where ever you are your right
>only friend is an awkward faggot
>he spams me with spiderman at least twice a day
>i'm only his friend so his parents don't put him on meds
>come up with bullshit to say so that he doesn't feel left out
>he thinks i watch cartoons on the reserve
>i'm the laughing stock of the tribe now
I am honestly fine don't worry I don't even mean this in a angst way but I'm fine without having real friends I talk to people online all the time (not just on 4chan ) and that's enough for me
God I'm makeing myself cringe don't look
She lives in town but kek I see from a different point of view I'm a complete fag
The way I solved my little situation was to gradually become more distant. Give less dialogue in your texts and the eventually over time just stop talking to her indefinitely. She'll eventually think that she's the one who wants to stop talking to you because of what I like to call "female delusion"
Godspeed buddy. Also, Canadabro!
Stop I need a fucking break >>717161223
I don't need you trying to find me by like looking up all people named kira age __ in North America
I don't want her to do something drastic or something I dont know maybe I am a faggot
Ok I'm cringey I guess
I legitimately don't have one
Sorry b/ro what you do for a living?
I'll try it no one gets hurt method?
Look at like the first 3 photos in the thread I'm taken a break from talking to her at least for winter I have allrady come up with a cover story was out of the town no reception she will believe it im sure
I'm confused first i am a dick and then I'm to nice
But makes sense I guess honestly
She keeps saying holy ra I don't get it
Gradually show disinterest and eventually she will come to the conclusion that talking to you has become boring or stale. Girls crave attention so if you give her less she's going to look for it elsewhere. It's the safest advice I can give. I know you really don't want to hurt her feelings so this is my advice to you.
I'm not saying you're a dick I'm saying you're too fucking nice and you're enabling more shitty conversation. The way you text her at times makes it look like you want to fuck.
Inb4 she wants to fuck lol.
Oh.. oh my.. I came to this thread looking for lulz.. I'm not even sure how to react to what I'm reading.
> Both of you are pathetic
...fuck well I will not bother cropping it out anymore where did I make the mistake?
In theory if I was alfa enough to have a real chicks number on my phone if I talked sweet would she want to fuck?
Iol ok thank you anon
> Oh I remember that one
How is that even a response
You're either a stronger man than me or just as simple minded. Because I couldn't keep this going for more than an hour
how about instead of reacting to OP being autistic while ironically showing everyone how autistic this girl he's talking to is, we laugh at all the all the anon reactions calling OP a retard
to be honest, their convo's aren't even that out of the ordinary, they're just boring as fuck
OP you suck.
Is it good?
What do you say in that situation ???
this is fucking lame
its just OP having a normal convo with some chick and you are all hanging off every word
do something interesting
ask her how many fingers she can fit in her pussy
say her mom is hot as a potatoe (autistic)
tell her she has ghost in her clothes and your dick is the only way to make them leave
for fuck sakes OP
OP does it make you feel good to rag on the autistic girl behind her back? I bet if she was she hot you wouldn't be complaining about her off behavior. She messages you every day to wish you a good morning and a good night. You in turn, ignore her and rant about how much of a pain in the ass she is to you on an anonymous image board. No wonder you have no friends, you're straight up fucking unlikeable.
I am unsure how I have let it go on this long
That was a good day
You really think that because you don't have to make an account or something to post here that people can't find a way to dox you? This thread is getting more retarded by the second
op you should be lucky that your pathetic ass has a friend
you're seriously boring me, post a face or let us help you text her right now and stop complaining like a huge faggot.
idk if this is bait, you're a total fucking loser so it's hard to tell.
I can relate to this though. I was kind of in a similar situation quite a few years back. Nicknames and everything, we went hard. This girl was pretty crazy, probably not retarded though. A lot of the same awkward ass fucking dialogue, much MUCH more engaging than this dribble. seriously, this shit is mind-numbingly boring.
She was ... not very nice looking. no pics sorry lol. overweight, weird in a not good kind of way face.
Bipolar as fuck so shit was always hitting the fan. got tired of it. I just distanced myself over time, as others have suggested. it kind of just happened. it's easy.
and you know what, I actually miss her, fuck lol.
Good luck, Kira. Fuck me, Kira. Good night, Kira. -- THUMP 2016 --