How the literal fuck can there be no secrets thread? Confess here.

i fucked my best friends little sister

I jerked off in front of people that were under hypnosis a few times

I killed my sister's goldfish and blamed it on her poor caretaking skills.

>>717144513

you fucking monster

>>717143789
I'm only attracted to anorexic girls. On a related note... I've been sober for 3 years, but I want to do speed again so bad

>>717143789
I literally hack into girls that have rejected me or are out of my leagues icloud accounts and steal their nudes.

>>717144938

congrats anon. hang in there. you know what happens if you get back on the meth

>>717145096
show examples?

>>717145096

try kudzu root. makes the craving go away

>ancient chinese secret. but true

>>717145178
thanks, anon. i know what happens. burn off belly fat, engage in real life again with real people, but in a few months end up with no money and life falling apart again

>>717145234
Nah mate they are sitting happily on a memory stick.

>>717145451

bigno

I'm watching a stream of UFC and it's illegal

Fucked my cousin's gf while he was sleeping in the other room. Continued for several months.

Post my friends and relatives snapchats on b so they are spammed with dicks

>>717146173
I create a fake account and spam my family members with my dick pics.

>>717146617

I also create fake accounts to send family my dick

I rountinely convince highschool girls to send me nudes by pretending to be a teenager

>>717147234
if she's 15, then i'm 15

>>717146049

greentext that faggot

>>717143789
I'm bi

>>717147234

what could possibly go wrong

>>717147435

gril or faggot?

gril? greentext

faggot? IDGAF

i have a daughter who my family doesn't know about and will be taking with me overseas when i move for work
she is of an ex back in highschool and i will literally be taking custody hours before a flight

I want sex with my neighbour

years ago would have tried to fuck my sister in-law, back when I would fuck anything. Then I found out she has the herp, so I didn't try.

bummed at the time. no regrets now.

>would have fucked my stepmother

>would have fucked the mother in law

i ate a girl out when i was 10. It was my cousin. She was like 7. She visits sometimes for a family event since she moved to another state. I cant even look at her when i say hi to her. It kills me that i did that and that she probably remembers. Idk i was just aware of my sexuality before a lot of kids at that age. She told her mom and boyyyyy did i get a yelling and grounding.

I sucked some dudes dick I met on craigslist

>>717143789
I fucked my sisters best friend when my sister sleep next to her

>>717143789
I'm jacking off with my daughter's panties

>>717147808
deja vu, i watched that same porno a few hours ago

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>>717147540
Nothing exciting m8 I'm a virgin and I think I would be able to feck a lil femboy...
>Be me
>Be curious and go on Omegle
>Put bi in tags
>Find a cute nice white ass
>Nice ass types "horny"
>"Yeah, spread for me"
>Nice ass obliged
>Cum everywhere
>Huh guess I'm bi

Like I said anon nothing exciting
Oh and btw this dude had a fucking girl ass and I was in awe for like a few days later. Idk if I was going to fuck a dude it would have to be very particular.
Fml

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I am gonna get a blowjob from my girlfriend today tihihi.

i found some random kid once and beat him and brought him to who was taking care of him and booked it

>>717147808
+ I felt my sister fingering her self next to us

>>717148305
Also I hate when they say "wow it's huge" it's like stop lying fag

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>>717147799

>probably remembers

you remember. why wouldn't she?

but seriously, get over it anon. you were kids. that's kid stuff. age appropriate. it's over. water under the bridge.

>>717147563
Wow. How old is she?

>>717143789
Trying to talk my girl into anal but she says no cuz it hurts. Little does she know that ive jacked off with a dildo in my ass that was much bigger than my own dick. I like prostate stimulation.

>>717144273
Story ??

>>717148515
5

>>717147804

obviously you are faggot.

on the odd chance you are gril, greentext it

>>717148555
That makes you gay. Fag.

>>717148830
Eh

>>717148888
a dude willing to shove a dildo in his ass to get off is either openly gay or a closet fag. deal with it

>>717149029
But im not attracted to men. I do like something rubbing on my prostate while i jack it tho.

>>717148782
Nah, I'm a dude. It was hot kind of want to do it again.

>>717148731
Well, thats better than an infant, I suppose.

Any involvement in her life prior to this?

Been married a year. Husband had a bout with depression just before we got engaged. Due to his depression he lost his sex drive for the most part, and I started sleeping around. Only slept with about 4 or 5 guys in a 2 month period.

Found out I was pregnant, and was going to tell my then fiance everything. As soon as I told him I was pregnant. He burst into tears about how happy he was, and how he was so ready to start a family. I couldn't break his heart to tell him I was pretty sure the kid wasn't his. So, I've held on to this secret for over a year now.

I'll have to take this to my grave to make sure I keep my family happy, and together.

I rubbed my sisters pussy through her panties and kept my rock hard dick between her ass checks the whole time

But nah I'm joking, I like shot a Muslim or something.

It wasn't actually rape, but my idiot boyfriend called the cops and everyone was looking at me... Once my parents heard about it, I knew I'd never come clean.

Sorry Jeff.

>>717149029

this is incorrect

it's like saying all lesbians are straight because they fuck each other in the cunt with dildos and vibrators

>>717149364
>not sure if bait

I laughed when I saw a retard with a boner fall and break his dick.

>>717149364
You're a boy. Don't ask me how I know, I don't teach others how to lie.

But yeah explore your gender identity issues.

>>717149364
>Only slept with about 4 or 5 guys in a 2 month period.

>only

kek

waiting for these faggots to get triggered

>>717147804
eli what's up

>>717149599
but anon, all lesbians are straight. lesbians are just temporarily sick of dealing with guys. they just need some deep dicking and/or beta provider and they're magically straight as an arrow again

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>>717149364

>husband

>fiance

make up your mind faggot

>32 year old male basement dweller detected

>be me trap
>be insecure about looks
>sister is really popular
>realize "if sisters boyfriend sleeps with me.. I must be pretty! That proves it."
>slept with every one of my sisters boyfriends so far
>she doesn't know

Hahaha oh god kill me...

>>717149364
Secrets like that rarely stay hidden.

It's hearing about women like you that drastically lowers my respect for all women.

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>>717149532

hey, that's what false rape accusations are for.

>>717148555
Done the same lol

>>717150000
You realize he's not a woman right?

>>717148192
How old?

>>717149937
I'm your sister's next boyfriend ;)-^=

>>717149879
Her (now) husband, and then-fiance. Learn to read.

>>717149326
nope. back in highschool we dated then i went air force for 6 years for college(1st LT) and landed my job with current company after i got out. we broke up on good terms since we weren't serious but enjoyed one another. some contact was kept until 2nd year in college when she moved.
found out a while back that she died in accident and her dad had early alzheimers so no way he could take her. she left custody to me and after going through investigation process i'm cleared to take her. couldnt alter work plans since it's an 18 months stay so company just instead bumped me to first class and got her a ticket and i'll be picking her up in cali

woo first time parent, with kid he will be meeting for the 4th time on a plane across pacific...wooo

>>717145799
Link please

>>717149769
I'm not Eli, bit how are you?

>>717150132
11

>>717149937

c'mere

>>717150162
You are the boy in question.

Drop the charade, lies help neither you nor me. Why play these games?!

>>717143789
I cheated on my gf with 8+ different girls (not all at the same time :( )

I grow magic mushrooms

>>717149937
I don't need to be your sisters next boyfriend to fuck you

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Late christmas present on me guys go fuck your ex gf tonight - snap-leak-cf

>>717150179

tl;dr

no, seriously. too fucking long and boring, did not fucking read

>was there a goddam point somewhere

>>717150179
That's amazing. Godspeed anon

>>717150299
>>717150405
no thanks I respect myself now

>>717144338
You've posted this a few times already
Explain.

>>717149532
This is how bitches actually get raped and/or killed.

kek

>>717150615

he's a faggot and a shit hypnotist. its really not interesting.

>>717150402
I think I know you, so Cali?

>>717150000
>>717150111
Quads replied to with trips. Dafuq?

>>717150452
tldr
>learn to read

>>717150850

learn to write something remotely interesting

even just a wee-tiny bit

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks

>>717150615
>>717150805
This guy summed it up, I get them under deep enough where they become oblivious to everything but my voice, then I rub one out.

>>717150741
It doesn't matter the guy in jail says he understands why I did it and just hopes the "actual rapist" gets caught

It's just.... simpler for everyone if we move on and don't think about it

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> be me as little kid like 4-9 years old
> when taking a piss used to put my finger in the stream for a second and taste my own piss every once in a while.

Kek.

>>717150947
Garbage song

>>717150947
better run, better run, faster than my bullet

>>717150813
TX, sorry m8

>>717150179
I kind of envy the chance you have with that.

Best of luck, /b/ro.

>>717151010
>deep enough where they become oblivious to everything but my voice

.....kinda sexy tbqh

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Late christmas present on me guys go fuck your ex gf tonight - snap-leak-cf

>>717151175
thx
i was honestly looking forward to this but now i'm like fuck so much for bachelor life unless single dads are popular in japan

>>717143789
I created a fake instagram account to spy on girls. "My" photos come from /s/

Fingered my sister in a car, but only once. jizzus that was like 36 years ago. 5 years ago she said she wanted $50,000 or she would tell. I told her IDGAF, say whatever the fuck you want.

>bluff called

>she never said shit

>I would have called her crazy AF if she did and everyone would beleive me

profit

>>717151027
>simpler for everyone

except the innocent guy in jail

>hope he rapes and tortures the fuck out of you when he gets out, cause he already did the time

and I do mean torture

>>717151190
I'd have to agree, but I'd also be biased because it's my fetish.

>deep enough where they become oblivious to everything but my voice
This is a pretty common thing for being hypnotized, at least for my hypnotic inductions.

>>717151378
If you are a good father with a good job, you shouldn't have any problems with finding a woman.

Especially after they hear the whole story, and to be blunt, how there won't be any competition from the mother.

>>717149532
You're a cunt and i hope you burn in hell

So this girl has been messaging my friend with long messages ~100-150 words each. But she stops talking to him at random for a couple weeks. This tends to be around when ever they are supposed to meet up, but she finds a way out at random. It seems to be messing with him to a degree.

It seems like she always strongly hints that she wants him to make the plans. She would talk about specific coffee shops, would ask if he likes something, and mention when she's going to that place.

When he talks to her in person, it seems like she is very interested, but the texting and her flakyness are the issues here. But seems like there might be more at play here

>>717152015
Neet

>>717152015
Quit posting your bullshit

>>717151465
Why are 50% of americans hillbilly methhead white trash?

>>717152575
Every country has their trash

>>717152015
Tell your friend to block her. I know it's virtually impossible cause lol maybe she gibes the pucci but she won't.

She's playing on the fact that your m8 is desperate. Tell him to man up and not to be cucked by some female trash.

>>717151190
....wanna try?

>>717152575

funny you should say that. neither of us are meth heads.

she is a total loser. I am a total winner.

>win win

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I have fapped to this man

>>717143789
>How the literal fuck can there be no secrets thread?

Maybe people would like something different instead of the same threads over and over?

>>717153015
Yes. ):

>>717153191

then start one faggot

see if it lasts 8 minutes

>>717152950
Eh, she has made it known that there may be an age gap at play here. So who knows if she just likes toying with him (Seems doubtful given how they seem to get along and their common interests) or if she has issues stemming from the age gap (He's 19, she's ~25? but looks 18-19 or younger)

>>717153308
post contact, or I can post mine

>>717153621

[email protected]

>>717143789
I started meditating lately, i didnt have any drive or reason to start just figured it would be nice. I really like it and recommend you guys try it. Plus when you meditate with Alice it is apparently amazing so im keen to try

I'm in the NAVY, and married. I'm higher ranking. Almost every night of our last deployment I fucked the shit out of this brand new E-1 chick in my division.

>>717153070
>Implying anyone whos not addicted to crack or meth blackmails their brother for 50k

>>717153760
Sounds good

>>717153621
.....last guy I met found my Facebook and fucked my life up sorry bye

>>717153903
Enjoy while you can before its time for deployment and she gets knocked up to avoid being drafted

I went to my best friends house and when I went in their bathroom, his sisters panties were there and they were really dirty, a crusty mix of pee and vagina juice. I licked it for 10 minutes while masturbating.

>>717154121
It's all good just thought I'd ask, you seemed into it.

>>717153903

what could possibly go wrong?

>>717154267
Hiro brought (you)'s back. I'd like you to have one

>>717153835
Meditate with Alice?

Elaborate please?

I fucked you're mom

>>717143789
All I've wanted to do since I've started my current relationship is be unfaithful

>>717154121

and here you are on /b/

>>717154233
She is married too, so we were careful. Was strange coming back and seeing her cuck on the pier waiting for her with roses.

>>717154575
lysergic acid diethylamide

>>717154636
>She is married too,

smart

normally I would say you both have the same amount to lose, but you're very senior so you have a whole fucklot more to lose than she does

>>717154765
>>717154575
>>717153835

aren't you clever.

>that's 50 fucking years old shit

>>717154765
Oh, so simply acid or lsd you fucking hipster

> its PE-4, not C4 you gais

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I read this compilation of cheesy Christmas romances and I'm absolutely ecstatic that there's a movie adaptation coming out. I really cannot put into words how happy the book makes me and how much I'm anticipating the movie. I'm also going to be seeing it alone because I've gone to the movies every Friday/Saturday for the past 3 years to convince my mother that I'm not a friendless loser.

I have a less than four inch erection and one of my deepest fears is somehow making it far enough with a girl and then having her humiliate me and laugh at my small dick.

I write cheesy teenage-esque romance stories despite being in my 20s, mostly as wish-fulfillment and people tell me I'm a good writer. People tell me I'm pretty good at it, so there's that.

When I was younger, my dad used to cut my hair, shave me, trim my finger and toe nails, trim my pubes, checked my penis to make sure I cleaned it properly after I got out of the shower, and took a shower with me once when I was 5 and my mom and brother were out of the house.

Big Hero 6 is my favorite movie.

>>717153015
Well I'm up for hypnotizing anyone else who's interested

>>717155083

LSD is literally 78 years old

>no, you faggots aren't the first ones to figure out it makes you trip

>>717155345

oh me next! me next!

>you fucking fraud

>>717154881
Yeah I always say every time is the last time, but then underway happens and horny.

Once when I was taking care of my friend's cats I went into his older sister's room and found her vibrator. Out of curiosity, I put it in my ass. Now I regularly use some sort of prostate stimulation when I jack it, but I'm not attracted to men.

>>717155486
The fuck are you talking about?

I was pointing out the fact that no one calls it fucking alice. (Like, what the fuck? Youre not in prison, name the fucking thing)

>>717155578
:'-(

>>717148310
my girlfriend said she hates giving me blowjobs and they are always shitty :'(

I posted my sister on her and now i'm paranoid

>>717155873
anon, i'm sorry to be the one to tell you this, but she doesn't love you. a girl who loves you enjoys giving you bj's, and even swallows so there's no mess to clean up

>>717156014

I stil fap to her

>>717155756

alice

>>717156241
tell me about it?

>>717156014

just wait until she demands $50,000 or she's telling

>do NOT give her a fucking penny

>>717156085
Amen. Life is too short for shitty/no blowjobs

>>717147234
How? Do you have a set of fake photos to send back?

>>717143789
I still wet the bed. I'm 27

>>717156085

correct

>>717157200

if you are grill and "wet" means pussy juices when horny, greentext.

if faggot, IDGAF

>i'm only serious

>>717153835
Meditating on LSD would be impossible
Best you can do is hit ego death until you get up to listen to more music

>>717157304
Girls don't post here you dumb nigger

>>717143789
I hate my fucking gf. She is bi so I use her to fuck other women. The rest of the time, I wish she would choke on her food and die.

I had a 3 some with 2 guys and that was my only gay experience

>>717155873
Also, to expand on what I said here >>717156085, i'm not trolling. I'm speaking the truth based on personal experience and random anecdotal evidence, as anons >>717157235 >>717156952 can confirm

I'm an extremely depressed person, but I mask my emotions when I'm with other people.

>>717157717
you need meth, anon. meth can get you back in the game, but only if you can control it instead of it controlling you.
See:
>>717145451

Okay so a couple of moths ago i got back in contact with one of my cousin's best friends. she is a cute, intelligent and nice person. she was 1 or two months out of a very unhealthy relationship and i wanted to help a person who seems nice and be there for her. we started talking on a daily basis after a while to the point where we would always either be on phone, whatsapp or facebook. and if we are not talking, we would be asleep. like every other new friend from the opposite sex, first two months or so were heaven. one day out of a goddamn sudden she calls me and tells me that nothing can happen between us and i was so confused because i have already stated that i do not necessarily want anything to happen but i do not want to stop anything from happening if things magically worked out. after that call, things started getting shitty and shitty unconscious moves from her part took place and overthinking and obsession conquered me. i have tried cutting contact with her but she comes back a couple of days later and tries to work things out after doing something shitty and me being the stupid fuck i am always "gave her another chance". recently she has been talking less and less with me and i noticed that she has always been busy with someone else at late times at night (the times we used to talk a lot at). after all this i started realizing that i was some sort of a rebound. and then i got replaced. so now i am a goddamned replaced rebound xD (makes me want to smash everything around me when i think about it). i "confronted" her and told her that i will not be used and be treated as a priority for a short period of time then get replaced. she denied having me replaced with anyone and said that she was talking to her girl friend all these nights. anyhow i took a big step and told her that i want to cut contact. she tried for a second to stop me from doing that then she just gave up. **will continue in another comment if anyone is interested in my faggy life**

>>717157613

ungrateful faggot

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>>717157717
So you're an average /b/ user?
I care about you anon, and I hope you feel better soon. Please hang in there, and please, please don't do anything drastic

>>717158065
I would have to tell you the whole story about why she is a pos but I don't feel like typing that much.

>>717157674
She swallows, and I know she loves me to a degree where if I walked out on her it'd ruin her life

>>717158215
She sounds selfish and naive, tbh

>>717158013
Go on please.

>>717158013
>>717158717

so, a week later she sends me all these messages saying that everything that is happening is stupid and dull and that we should get back in touch and talk together again. that was yesterday. i was pretty formal and straightforward and acted cold. she kept saying sweet stuff and i either replied with stuff to shut her up or because i was temporarily nostalgic. i told her that we will talk about the situation later and she agreed. today i get a message from her basically begging me for help with an assignment because she has lots of exams and i helped her on 1 or 2 occasions with her assignments. and for the fool i am, i took her assignment and did it in 2 hours. guys i would not do my assignments in 5 hours ffs. she just said thank you and vanished.
Now her vanishing may be due to her being busy. but overall, what do you think of the whole situation? i am trying to understand her and get hold of my emotions and do the right thing but i always get weak. she always has the nerve to blame any shit on me and turning the tables around. she is manipulative when it comes to that. please /b/ros, give me sincere and good advice for i have no one else but you to seek help from.

>>717158711

she sounds like a swallower

you sound like an ungrateful faggot

anon sounds like a sissyfaggot

>>717158979
ahm, that girl sounds like a birch.

She is definitely using you, and her life feels empty without your attention. She will never commit to you without some kind of super-alpha awakening in you. This super-alpha thing is not necessarily spontaneous, but will not happen to please this girl because she sounds like a vapid cunt.

Pretended to be someone I know's boyfriend who was gone at bootcamp and didnt have his phone. Told her I was using a computer to text her and then got her nudes. She later found out it wasn't him but never found out it was me. Pretty sure she dropped out of college lol

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I started pulling out my hair in middle school when my friend told me he did it. Just the thick ones. I was addicted to it and still am, but stopped doing it on my head when I realized it wouldn't grow back if I removed the follicle. I still do it on my pubes, which there are growing few of (I'm 31), but don't care because pubic hair is gross.
>Also, I'm a pedophile.

>>717155130
If you're worried about size, quit fretting like a useless faggot and start doing dickcersizes, go to PEgym or thundersplace for a good starting routine. My dick was under 6" and now it's not.

Sounds bullshitty, but true!

>>717159622
a "Weird" thing occurred on multiple occasions before i stopped talking to her: she started talking more about the guys she talks to and kinda playing with my nerves which got me more frustrated.
the reason that i stopped talking to her is because she got back in contact with her toxic ex and i made it clear from the start that if she talks to him again i am out. i keep getting those shitty mixed signals and i am torn out between destroying her and loving her. i really appreciate your attention, man. means a lot to me. in such lonely times the smallest thing can help.

>>717158979
She's using you, anon. No other way around it. You have two choices. You can either get sex from the deal, upfront (not an I.O.U.), or you can tell her you know she's using you and cut ties. Either way, point being, don't reward her shitty behavior unless you're getting something out of it. Remember, only you can put yourself in the friend zone.

I saw in a few dreams how I am going to die and who I was going to marry, I thought they were all just in my head until I saw the girl who I saw in my dream that is supposed to be my wife.

>>717160488
i got to second base before getting interrupted by my retarded cousin. i confronted her with the "you are using me and i am a replaced rebound" shit but she kept denying it. and now that she is kinda back in contact, she is acting as if something very small or nothing happened and that shit won't get bad again. appreciate your insights, /b/ros!

>>717160417
brah, I have so thoroughly been there. Your tone reminds me of a friend of mine when he was in college. You have to view her through the frame of her evolutionary brain.

She wants to appear desirable to every man in order to get the "best" man she can have. The fact that other men find her desirable is a tool she uses to 'inflate her value,' as perceived by men, and it is a sign of an absolute Kunt.

what do you think of my story?
>>717159986
not so sad when I'm as fucking pretty and smart as I am.

>>717149364
Too late, A.

>>717161115
amen to that.
if i may ask you for something. could you elaborate more on the alpha thing that you mentioned earlier?

>>717143789
Because it's a secret.

>>717161115
i think it is, from an angle, tragic. yet you get rid of pubes so that is a win win situation.

>>717149364
Kys you fucking cunt

>>717161319
being alpha is not something you try to be, it is just something you embody.
Sophistication is like a fine culture, that takes hard work AND elegance, and is not particularly fostered by sitting in front of a computer, which is why I am where I am.

>>717143789

I make 40k a month basically in my spare time. No one has any idea how much I make.

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>>717160922
>i got to second base

despite popular belief, 4chin is not a support group for 14 year old kissless permavirgin faggots

>>717161607
well, that does not mean that you do not have it. maybe it needs to be "unleashed".plus sophistication and elegance are relevant and perspective-dependent, to a degree at least, don't you think?

>>717161782

me too

biotech sales, but I only make about $30k / month so good on you anon

Ronda rousey is probably going to commit suicide. Don't tell anyone tho

>>717161876
i am merely sharing an experience and people who are interested in helping contribute. don't need a support group. i could deal with any situation on my own but i prefer taking different points of view into consideration.
regards.

>>717161961
absolutely agree, but to underscore the protean nature of it all: talk is cheap.

>>717162256

anon doesn't deny being 14 year old kissless permavirgin faggot

>I rest my case

I felt up my wifes mom and sisters.

>>717162820
thank you for being of much help to me. if you feel like you need to contribute more, be my guest. have a nice day.

>>717162823
how cute xD have a nice day :D

>>717161977

nice trips

>>717162125

she's gonna kick your fucking ass for saying that

>>717163768
Yeah she would be mentally unstable enough to lose it over an anonymous internet comment.

better than any other site! a lot of horny stunning sluts of your city: http://zumlink.pw/oPSQE

>be me
>11 yr old fgt at the time
>summer vacation
>going to third world to visit family I've never met before
>2 months into vacation going to visit grandma on her ranch
>meet grandma and 15 yr old aunt
>stayed a entire week there with mum n sis
>sis gets sick and mum goes back to city with her to get medical treatment
>faggot me stays on ranch with grandma
>grandma spends most of her days feeding the animals and milking the cows and whatever ranchers do
>aunt goes to school while I stay home
>get sick one night, aunt gives me medicine
>grandma is already asleep by this time, me and aunt start talking about "stuff"
>after a while have nothing to talk about and just lay there
(Note: we slept in the same bed)
>aunt kisses me on the lips for no reason
>fgt me didn't react and tried to play it off by pretending to be asleep
>next day ask her why she kissed me
>explains cuz she wanted to
>don't know how it happened but remembered how we would make out and grind on each while watching tv
>a week later I went back to the city and went back home
(Sorry if this greentxt is shit, I've never done this before and I'm bad at telling stories but I'm writing pt2)

Met a girl on Whisper, met up with her at a motel near her house, fucked her several times.

She was 17 and I'm 50.

Fucked her for two years off and on then we stopped talking. She was batshit crazy anyway.

Best part? Videoed every filthy thing we did.

Ah, memories.

Thanks, Haley in Indiana

>>717164490
>(Sorry if this greentxt is shit, I've never done this before and I'm bad at telling stories but I'm writing pt2)

Nigga, are you still 11? Or are you a reddit nigger?

>>717143789
one time, I almost had sex with my brother desu

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>>717163768
She won't be kicking anyones ass after tonight. She got fuckin' merked. Pic related.

>>717165073
And if anyone wants to see her losing in 48 seconds: oddshot.tv/shot/Uzqca3xmca1FrLoqGZNbZHKB

sometimes i bump threads

Pt.2 to aunt story
>be me
>16 yr old now
>haven't gone back to see family in 5 years
>haven't forgotten about the taboo shit I had going on with aunt doe
>lowkey exiticed to go back to see her
>1 month in vacation finally going to grandmas ranch
>meet 21 yr old aunt
>don't mention our taboo thing
>stay there for 2 weeks and still haven't done anything
>think she forgot
>one day we decided to goto the river
>small 4 door car not everyone gets a seat
>I sit in back and have to carry aunt on my legs
>say fuck it in my head and start touching her legs
>move my hand around her thighs and squeezed her ass with the other
>she doesn't say anything out loud and let's it happen
>she feels my boner and touches it with her hand
>no one notices what's going on becuz I was sitting next to the door n most of them were distracted in conversation
>goto river, have fun n shit, go back to ranch
>mum says she is leaving 2moro to city
>me and sister told her we are going to stay a few more days
>night time
>mum, stepdad, other aunt n her sons r sleeping in another house with grandma
>me, sis, 21aunt, and 2 cousins stay in smaller house
>I sleep in a small bed by myself
>sis, aunt, and lil cousin slept in the same bed
>other cousin is in the other room
>decide to tell scary stories
>I move beds together
>about a hour into telling a story lil cousin is scared and goes to sleep with other cousin in the other room
>me, aunt , n sis keep telling stories
>aunt is slowly moving closer to my bed
>sis eventually goes to sleep
>by this time me and aunt are cuddling
>I start by touching her boobs
>after a while I start fingering her
>a couple of minutes of fingering her I get tired and I pull down both of our pants
>I take my dick out of my boxers and shove it inbetween her thighs
>she guides my dick with her hand and into her pussy
>slowly stroke in n out becuz scared of waking up sis
<I was close to cumming but she pulled me out n told me to goto sleep

I have no secrets.

>>717165892
go ahead ask me anything.

>>717165883
After that night we only fucked 2 more times
>now 19 going to see her again this summer

>>717143789
I fap to traps

>>717147234
nice try fbi

i'm a shoplifter. i've stolen over 30K worth of stuff
my whole wardrobe is lifted

I unironically enjoy a Hard Rock cover of we are number one. It's not entirely horrible. If anyone wants link lemme know.

>>717167232
How? Be specific

They won't take me alive. I guarantee it.

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I want my gf fucked by 2 big cocks

Im a diaper fetishist and am thinking of wearing a diaper to bed at night because I hate getting up to piss all throughout the night. Im currently wearing one now without baby powder or a cover because I wont be getting those until later. Im also debating getting a locking cover so im actually stuck in the diaper all night

>>717168441
come into the fitting room with a bunch of clothes. remove tags, put clothes that I want in my bag or under my coat, take extra hangers with me and leave. it only works if SA aren't counting how much clothes you bring into the fitting room

I killed carrie fisher

>>717169095
Ever nearly been caught?
How did you feel the first time you did it?

>>717169095
i could never do that. only thing ive ever shoplifted was a $4 bottle of benadryl when i was poor as fuck in college.

>>717143789
I clogged my friends toilet and didn't tell him.

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I fap to this daily

fucked my best mates girl,then they broke up and i stopped shagging her, i just liked the fact that my dick was better then his

>>717170199
shit happens. could have been anyone

>>717170513
at least you have a decent dick because you will never make it past a minimum wage job with your atrocious English skills, or lack thereof

I like to trip on dph (aka benadryl, zzzquil). most people hate it but i truly enjoy it, usually. inb4 do reel drugz fagg0t

>>717170736
oh look clearly someones never experienced being too tired to give a shit about how they type shit

>>717170915
whoa, ive felt your pain man, i just like to heckle once in a while instead of the one being heckled

>>717170856
try dxm

>>717171474
dudes its 8am in the uk, i havent slept for almost two days i dont need this comedy on my ass right now

>>717171616
I have quite a few times, it's ok. the worst thing about dxm is it's a pain in the ass to buy at stores, have to get it from behind the counter and shit. on the other hand i can buy 10000 bottles of benadryl right off the shelf and it doesnt matter

I have two felony adjudications on my juvenile record, neither of which will be expunged until I turn thirty.

Thankfully, my state revised the law several years back, making it harder for employers to gain access to juvenile records. Although I'm in university, I was routinely denied basic jobs at gas stations and grocery stores. Now that I'm older, I've done better for myself and haven't run into any similar issues.

That was almost a decade ago. Spent a lot of time volunteering, taking classes, working, and being an all-around decent person. Can't even identify with the mindset I had back then.

>>717171617
perhaps you should get some sleep then

>>717172239
good work anon

>>717172514

Thanks, fam.

I'll be happy once I turn thirty and it's all behind me for good. Several of my close friends know, but I haven't told anybody new in ages. Before my last break-up, I was always afraid that some circumstance would arise, leading to my girlfriend finding out about my past.

Completely ashamed of what a little shitbag I used to be.

>>717165883
>>16 yr old now
underage b&

>>717172629
past is past, if a gf would dump you or be mad over your past then she doesnt deserve you. there are plenty more girls out there who would accept/stay with you no matter what

>>717143789
I want to suck a horse cock

I had sex at 16 with a 31 year old Chinese woman.

>>717173121

That's probably true.

However, I really don't seem like the sort of person who would ever have gotten into legal trouble. If a girl found out that I got arrested stealing and carrying illegally obtain firearms, I wouldn't be surprised if she began having reservations.

Even if the past is the past, some new pieces of information can be shocking. There are a lot of people in the United States who think that "hard on crime" is the only way to go. I'd rather not take the risk of revealing where I once was.

Like I said, I'm just happy to move into the future. I've had my ups and downs academically, but I know I'll finish my degree. If I take some post-bacc classes, I might even still be able to do medical school, given that my record will be expunged by the time I have to take the licensing exam.

Eh.

>>717173441
did she yum yum and boom boom you wong tiem?

I try to act cool but secretly I'm dying on the inside because a girl who I loved has stopped talking to me. And it's all my fault as well.

I had a crush on a girl in high school who turned out to be my 5th cousin

>>717143789
Sometimes I fantasize about taking hormones and becoming a trap but I never will because deep down I know I'd never be passable and the thought of winding up looking like caitlyn jenner is horrifying.

i had a 12 year old gf when i was 25.

I think mind-control porn is hot, but in real life it's disturbing. Same goes for incest, the fantasy of it is very arousing, but the second it becomes reality it's a turn off.

>>717173596
it's probably better if they find out from you, not somewhere/someone else, that way you can control when and how to break it to her. then again if you dont tell her she might never find out.

>>717143789
I work in an aged care facility.

I like to finger all of the old ladies. Never fully fucked one but

>>717173854
nice
pics?

>>717174065

I don't really think there's any way they'd find out.

The only scenario I can imagine is if a police officer pulled me over and asked "have you ever been arrested?" Even if I can opt out of the question, it'd be insanely suspicious for whoever I was with.

The other thing that could happen is border-crossing difficulties with Canada. I was detained once when riding my motorcycle across due to my travel history (I've been to a lot of fucked up countries). The Customs and Immigration agent inside printed off my entire history, which they'd gotten faxed to them, which included charges that I wasn't even adjudicated guilty of and were eliminated by plea bargain.

All was good when I said that I was fourteen, but it was still insanely embarrassing. I'd never had it come up in my face before.

>>717174212

nope. late 1990s

>>717158979
Fuck that. Dont play those games man. I used to be involved with a girl who I couldnt have but I led myself on and she led me on if that makes sense. Girls like them crave attention and will do all sorts of shit to get it. They are emotional leeches

>>717167473
link please

I'm bi and I'm married, only just now feeling compelled to act on it, with or without wife in attendance. I want to crawl into bed with my friend and his gf and watch a movie together while she plays with my dick and I kiss him, then he fucks her while I fuck his ass, then he fucks me and jerks my cock with his spit, eventually ending in his gf making me cum in her while he cums on my face. Also I'm a pervert probably.

I was part of a gang bang of a woman who worked at a university. It felt really dirty but also the best sexual experience I ever had.

You want a secret? Okay. My name is Daniel and I’m not proud of this.

>I started dating Kate four years ago when we met at the hospital. She’s a nurse anaesthetist and I’m
>a pharmaceutical rep. She had married right out of college, had a girl, Alexandra, and then broken
>up with her while getting her Masters degree. When we met, Kate was 29, I think. Alex was 8 and I
>was 30 going on 19, so pretty much a hard-working, fun-loving Peter Pan of a guy. I was smitten,
>though, so I finally started to almost act my age. Kate was my type – shoulder length brown hair,
>petite and fit, smart and really pretty. She had killer green eyes and a perky nose (and let’s be
>honest, perky tits.)

>When I met her daughter, Alex, after six months of dating, she was in that awesome powerful stage
>of little girl and she looked just like her mom, but in that way that little girls have. Brown hair,
>green eyes, tanned from playing outside, slim, athletic and not afraid to speak her mind, play
>soccer with the boys and march around the house. The two of them were, and are, great fun to be
>around. Who would walk away from that, right?

>So after maybe eight months, I moved in with this young divorcee and her firecracker of a
>daughter, now 9 years old. I have a good house that I rent out for extra income and she got a nice
>house in her divorce and between two incomes and rent, we have a pretty nice life and great
>vacations and a great relationship, even after everything that’s happened.

>Did you know that 9 year olds have a sex drive? Neither did I.

Give me a sec and I'll continue

Part 2
>When I moved in, I kept sleeping the way that I always had as a bachelor and they kept sleeping the
>way that they had before I arrived. I slept nude and Kate and I had wild sex, so it was always a big
>pile of blankets and wet spots and you know, general sex-crazed happiness.
>It also turns out that Alex was in the habit of getting in her mom’s bed in the middle of the night
>just like she had for years since her father left them. That’s fine since I was always dead tired and
>mostly asleep. Alex slept on one side of her mom and I slept on the other side, no problem. I
>spooned with her mom and her mom spooned Alex.

>Did I mention that Kate sometimes works night shifts as a nurse anaesthetist?

>Alex didn’t get into bed with Kate every night, so my problem didn’t start until a month or two after
>I moved in when Kate had a night shift and Alex did her occasional crawl into bed in the middle of
>the night. Dead tired asleep, naked as usual, I spooned with the warm body next to me. The nice
>warm, petite body next to me. With my middle of the night wood tucked right between her legs. I
>was fast asleep when she got into bed because I remember waking up to a gentle rocking motion. I
>was spooning a nice warm petite body with my dick between her legs, a wet spot on her panties
>touching my dick and she was shuddering with her orgasm. She kept going after what I guess was
>her first orgasm and I came buckets because Kate and I hadn’t fucked before bed like we usually
>did. Then, I fell back asleep cuddled up to the warm body that I thought was my girlfriend.

There's more. Just wait

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>>717176836

Wat

Part 3
>Waking up in the early morning around 6:00 to take a piss was a shock. The sun wasn’t up and
>when I lifted my head, there was Alex fast asleep. She was in her little t-shirt and white panties
>sleeping on her tummy with one leg cocked up sort of on her side and an arm tucked under her
>head. No one knew though and I bet she didn’t even know what she’d done. It must have been like
>a reflex, so no harm, no foul. Ignore it.

>This continued for three more nights: fall asleep, wake up to little girl rocking on my cock between
>her legs with her white cotton undies on and a little t-shirt nightie. I would have my arm around
>her, holding her flat little chest, and I would cum buckets.

>We didn’t talk about it. She was always asleep when I woke up and I was asleep when she was
>masturbating using my dick. It might have been an accident at first – and I don’t think it was once I
>learned more – but it sure wasn’t an accident by the third night. That’s when I should have stopped
>it, but I didn’t. Really, who would tell a kid that she’s riding your dick while you’re asleep? How
>does that turn out well? Never. It doesn’t.

>On the fourth night, her mom had a day off and then went back to day shifts, so problem solved.
>Kate and I went back to awesome sex and Alex slept next to her and I was safe.

>But oh, those night shifts kept coming and so did I. Every other weekend, Alex went to stay with her
>father and Kate and I had wild sex all over the house, but now I was starting to fantasise that I was
>fucking her daughter. That was another sign that I should have broken things off. But I didn’t.

Just a little bit more incoming

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>>717177568

>>717177568
I'm w8ing

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>>717177901

Part 4
>For about six more months, this was the routine. Lots of sex with Kate and me, then Kate would
>work night shifts and Alex would still crawl into bed. Eventually, I would wake up when she crawled
>into bed because I expected it, but I still pretended to be asleep. I was hard just thinking about it
>and it was tough to fall asleep under the circumstances. Sure enough, she would get in bed and
>then snuggle back against me. Slowly and carefully, she would lift a leg and trap my dick in that
>little gap between her legs and up against the cleft in her panties, then she would slowly move back
>and forth. Sometime, she came fast and when she did, she kept going for extra orgasms. If my dick
>slipped out to her back, she just shifted her little hips until it was back in place between her legs
>and up against her panty-covered pussy. My cum didn’t seem to bother her and it’s not like there
>wasn’t always lots of cum stains on the sheets anyway, so Kate never noticed.

>Sometime after Alex’s 10th birthday, the routine changed. Kate and I were still doing our thing, but
>one night Alex crawled into bed with me when I was actually asleep and I woke up to her riding my
>dick just like always. It was between her legs, but my arm was draped over a naked flat chest, so I
>knew it wasn’t Kate. And my dick felt the sticky wetness of her cunt. Alex was naked in bed with
>me. I’m ashamed to say that I came within seconds of waking up and realising this.

>My cum lubricated her legs and cunt and she just rode that for all it was worth and I got hard again.
>There was no sense in pretending that I was asleep. I practically screamed when I came, but we still
>fell asleep like usual.

>>717157200
Fem anon and holy fuck that is my fetish.

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>>717178057

My stupidity continues
Part 5
>The next morning, I woke up at 6:00 a.m. to piss and looked down at the sight in our bed, a
>beautiful, naked 10 year old. Her arms and face were tan, but her body was a milky white. She had
>high pink nipples with just the slightest hint of their pointing out in puffy, firm points that were not
>yet tits. She had a slight widening in the hips the way that little girls do. Her puffy cunt lips were a
>darker ruby red, probably still irritated from her furious ride on my dick between her legs and
>against her little cunt.

>Here was another chance to break it off, but I didn’t.

>This continued for another three nights while Kate continued on her night shift at the hospital. I
>would either fall asleep or pretend to fall asleep. Alex would slip into bed naked and ride my dick
>between her legs, pressed up against her cunt. We both came every night, sometimes more than
>once, then Kate would go back to day shifts and Alex would get back into bed wearing her t-shirt
>and white panties.

>This went on for months, maybe another four or five months, until one night, Alex got into bed late
>at night, naked, and snuggled up against me. I remember this so clearly. Instead of tucking my dick
>between her legs, she turned over to face me and said, “I know you’re awake. Can we kiss?”

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My mental image of myself has been female since childhood.

Im a boy.

I jerked off on my best friends blacked out GF and post her to /b/ hoping somebody knows her

Part 6
>There wasn’t a lot of conversation. I just pulled her close, her naked body against mine, and kissed
>her gently but firmly. No, there wasn’t tongue. It was a long, wet, open-mouthed kiss between me
>and a naked 10 year old. It was fucking amazing. Wrong, but amazing.

>She kind of stared into my eyes while I rubbed my hands up and down her back, then followed the
>curve of her body over her hips, then over her firm young ass and down her legs. I was hard. There
>was no hiding it, but she didn’t stick my cock between her legs. She did something even more
>shocking. She wrapped her tanned arms over my shoulders and asked whether I would lick her “down there.”

>Now I could pretend that there was lots of deep conversation at this point or I could try to say that I
>tried to talk her out of it or that I asked her how she knew about this, but I didn’t.

>I pushed her gently onto her back, then I kissed her on the neck and over her shoulders. I held her
>by the waist as I moved down to those high, pink nipples that were just a little puffy and pointy and
>I sucked on them gently. I flicked them with my tongue and pulled them out as I sucked on them.

>Oh, she gasped and trembled a little, but I was on a mission.

>>717149505
age??

>>717178057
Great fantasy anon

Part 7
>I moved down over her ribs and across her flat tummy. Girls have sort of different belly buttons.
>Even when little girls are in great shape, the tummy curves in the cutest way as you move toward
>the cunt.

>I kissed and licked my way down there. I kissed down the inside of one thigh and back up the other
>one. Her legs seemed to part naturally as I went. The night light in the bathroom cast enough light
>that I could see heaven. She was wet and pink.

>Apparently, little girls don’t have much in the way of inner cunt lips, but they do have a clit, so I
>sucked her outer lips, pulling each one into my mouth, then licked up and down her slit. She was
>moaning like she ever had during the nights before when she just rode my dick. It’s easy to
>remember this night because of how she moaned and then came. I licked that slit and flicked her
>very tiny clit with my tongue. I fucked her little hole with my tongue. That’s almost a novel in itself. >Licking in and around a wet little 10 year old hole. Oh, it was sweet and wet and small. I didn’t want
>to hurt her. I didn’t finger her or force her. This was her idea and she was moaning and cumming.
>Finally, I flipped her onto her side and spooned her, but this time, I got my dick between her legs
>and up against her slick pussy and thrust it back and forth. She was almost screaming as she came >again and I shot loads.

>We both lay there gasping for breath and fell asleep in each other’s arms. Yeah, it was a bad idea
>and I’m ashamed it was a bad idea for three more nights.

So that's all I've pre-typed for now

Part 7
>I moved down over her ribs and across her flat tummy. Girls have sort of different belly buttons.
>Even when little girls are in great shape, the tummy curves in the cutest way as you move toward
>the cunt.

>I kissed and licked my way down there. I kissed down the inside of one thigh and back up the other
>one. Her legs seemed to part naturally as I went. The night light in the bathroom cast enough light
>that I could see heaven. She was wet and pink.

>Apparently, little girls don’t have much in the way of inner cunt lips, but they do have a clit, so I
>sucked her outer lips, pulling each one into my mouth, then licked up and down her slit. She was
>moaning like she ever had during the nights before when she just rode my dick. It’s easy to
>remember this night because of how she moaned and then came. I licked that slit and flicked her
>very tiny clit with my tongue. I fucked her little hole with my tongue. That’s almost a novel in itself. >Licking in and around a wet little 10 year old hole. Oh, it was sweet and wet and small. I didn’t want
>to hurt her. I didn’t finger her or force her. This was her idea and she was moaning and cumming.
>Finally, I flipped her onto her side and spooned her, but this time, I got my dick between her legs
>and up against her slick pussy and thrust it back and forth. She was almost screaming as she came >again and I shot loads.

>We both lay there gasping for breath and fell asleep in each other’s arms. Yeah, it was a bad idea
>and I’m ashamed it was a bad idea for three more nights.

>gf of 8 years cheat
>I move in with alcoholic mom
>One night she asks to see my phone
>Cuz she wants to shittalk my dad on messenger and he blocked her
>Tell her no
>Later fall asleep
>Phone charging next to me
>Mom crawling towards it
>wtf mom?
>She lies next to me and stares me in the eyes
>Goes into my pants and plays with my dick
>Kinda want it but morals
>mom?
>Ssshhhh
>I stare her in the eye as she jerks me off and I cum

It's been 5 weeks and she hasn't acted any different

>>717178977
Crawl into bed with her

>>717143789
I can't stand being around people in social situations so I've never dated and the only women I've fucked has been lots of hookers.

>>717143789
Everyone i know personally thinks I'm gay, but I'm actually straight, and i don't want to tell everyone cause i feel like I'll let them down

>>717178977

Go into her room one night and just fucking do whatever you want. I bet you a large amount of money she won't object.