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Hey b/ What the fuck is your new year's resolution?

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Hey b/

What the fuck is your new year's resolution?
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to haet fuck that little chick in your post op
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>>717127131
try to stop smoking
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>>717127131
Gas the jews?What else?
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>>717127131
Get off this site and get a life
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>>717127131
Fuck a lot more.
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To get a real job, my own place, and get my head in the fucking game. That probably won't happen in all honesty though.
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>>717127131
quit drugs
start working out
release music material
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Same as this, 1680x1050
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>>717127455
how many you smoking atm?
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>>717127761
what music do you produce?
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>>717127492
This
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>>717127885

black metal
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Fuck thick hoes and buy all the designer i want
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>>717127131
get a gf.
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>>717127890
Also nuke mexico, swedistan and most if Africa
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>>717127241
op here, I already have
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>>717128114
Post her nudes then m8.
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>>717128108
Noted
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Throw out the mudslimes
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quit smoking and only dip
i currently do both
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>>717127131
Cut back on drinking, currently need a fifth of whiskey to get drunk and do it almost every night
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>>717127131

Keep on loosing weight! im down 40pounds still some to go!
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>>717127131
Poppy
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>>717127828
not much,maybe 5 a day
but still
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>>717127131
Sleep at more reasonable times
Don't fall behind in college work
Spend more time on revision
Cut down masturbating
Drink more
Eat more and gain weight

Can't think of anymore
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>>717127131
Nothing.
I don't want to disappoint myself.
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Stop being antysocial
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>>717127131
Get fit
Get laid
Travel
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>>717127131
To lose another 40lb
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>>717129228
>>717130208
Samefag. Also, I want go gain weight. How'd I go about doing that?
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>>717127131
to get nudes from poppy
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Get over her
Quit looking at porn and masturbaiting
Get over her
Plan my week ahead every sunday
Study more regularly
Write more
Get over her
Gain weight until 70 kg
Get shredded
Get over her
Look for an extra job
Learn a new language
...get over her.

I still love her
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kill myself
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>>717130070
Same here
>>717130945
Are you me? I have the same result ions almost exactly
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>>717131447
this
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Have sex with a girl
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>>717131573
Dont we all share one soul to an extend
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>>717131827
Has no fap ever worked for you? I want to cut down. Right now it's once or more a day
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>>717132012
Nofap always had a spiritual aspect for me. The longer my streak the stronger and cleaner I felt. My record is 23 days and I can tell you that its not a meme you can really feel the difference. Its actually pretty scary if you think about it, probably almost every teenager /mid 20 yrs is addicted to pornography...
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>>717127131
next year i'll get 2 fattys to become anorexic and love me for it
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>>717127131
To not fuck so many one nightstand I find in random night clubs
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>>717132833
Very scary. And developing weird fetishes also. I blame the Internet and how sexuality media is. It's everywhere I tell you!
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>>717128195
don't have them because we were both drunk. not going to say who I am but she'd know it if i described it any further
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>>717132833
you should move to utah conservative weirdo
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>>717127131
same as lat year 1920 * 1080
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>>717133205
kek
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>>717133034
It is. Sexuality isnt even intimate anymore
>>717133205
Why? Im not from the us
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>>717133065
Yeah that's fucking bullshit
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>>717133718
yeah no, your internet waifu isn't as pure as you think.
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>>717133630
>Sexuality isnt even intimate anymore

confirmed for woman
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>>717133034
It's the fucking jews man, remember that.
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>>717127131
to stop spending a shitton of money on useless shit
...like video games. (i don't even enjoy playing video games anymore. but if i see a new awesome game, i buy it, because i think it looks fun... play it for 2 hours, it's kinda meh, and i never play it again... see new game-buy it, repeat...)

~and start to working out again
... and don't get fucking drunk every night...
...and to interact and talk to humans IRL...
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Get a drivers license.
Get a job.
Get a gf.
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>>717134165
Actually im a man
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>>717134165
confirmed for liberal drug addicted sex addicted leech on society
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>>717127131
To stop looking at porn and masterbating.
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>>717134569
spoiler alert, if you don't have a penis then you're not a man.
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>>717134832
Dude its "tits or gtfo". I dont have to prove im a penis wielder
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>>717135407
implying anyone wants to see your dumb feminist tits
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>>717127131
Find the pizza.
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>>717127131
To start out the first minute of the new year drunker then I have ever been before.

You think it'd be easy, but I have to time it just right and drink the right amount so I peak as the clock strikes midnight.
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>>717128014
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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3,840 x 2,160 master race here
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>>717135977
Let me join you.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>717127131
has anyone ever seen her asss how flat is it
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1. drop weight for boxing til I'm a middleweight
2. Kick ass at school and don't put unimportant shit before homework
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>>717127131
Either get laid or kill myself.
Acctually, both.
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>>717137421
Whores serve dat purpose m8. Just dont worry
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To never play hearthstone again.
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No point in resolutions. I don't keep them.
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>>717137835
Nah, I've got a gf
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>>717127131

Nofap 2017
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>>717127131

Grow my business even more, buy a house, get married, quit smoking
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>>717135659
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>>717136011
sorry, dumb and thread-unrelated question:
i just got a new dash cam...
i can choose between video resolutions:

2304x1296P@30fps
2560x1080P@30fps
1920x1080P@30fps
1920x1080P@30fps(HDR)
1280x720P@30fps
1280x720P@60fps

what is best?
I'm not into cameras and stuff...
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>>717127131
No fap, no smokes, no sugar, get /fit/
World war 3 is coming.
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stop being a virgin..... again.
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>>717138211
I would either chose 2304x1296 30 fps or 1280x720 60 fps
It depends on if you mind having better looking vidya, but more choppy.
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>>717138641
thanks anon
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>>717127131
start drinking water, start either streaming or getting laid more often.
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>>717127131
why bother?
i would just be lying to myself.
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>>717138220
This.
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>>717127131
To continue receiving my NEET bucks
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>>717127131
Loose some weight
Get gud
Do drugs

>Seems simple enuff
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>>717136711
Underage b&
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>>717127131
My resolution is to not make any new year's resolutions.
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>>717139876
why even reply if you're gunu reply with such dumb edgy tripe?
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>>717139993
Because I'm bored, and don't see what's so special about it being a new year tomorrow, basically.

Also, when did calling things "edgy" become a meme? It seems like every retard who's not clever enough to come up with their own comeback is falling back on it.
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My new year's resolution is still 5760x1080
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>>717139750
>guy says he goes to school
>"UNDERAGEB& GUYS LOOK WHAT I DID CAN I HAVE MY 4CHAN BADGE NOW"
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