/b/ isnt actual /b/ without a random thread
Post anything here, whatever the fuck you want
>extra points for randomness
Maybe next time.
>>717114675
>>717116310
Based anon
In other news, Chic File, the women's clothing store and rotisserie chicken vendor on 4th and Sinister, burned to the foundation yesterday after hot oil ignited flammable lingerie that storeowner Paul Friedrichson was "just trying on". Total death toll is 1, with three individuals in the apartment block suffering from PTSD as a result of watching Friedrichson flail across dressing rooms while frying in the flames.
>>717114675
>>717118431
>>717118431
Something's not right here... I see more bottom halves than top halves.
>>717114675
Help a poor fag out? Out of food, only need a dollar or two til I get my paycheck... anything helps
PayPal:
[email protected]
>>717120310
fuck off, dont make me send you my dick pics to your shit email
>>717120310
E-beggars are dirty
>>717120310
stop posting here
Motherfuck the police.
>>717119958
Cringe
>>717119369
Actually, if you count, there are more heads than asses
>>717114675
I want anons to cum to my gf
>>717123017
http://www.getthelube.com/
>>717120855
>>717123017
more then.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6Hndsyfn6M
>>717120310
>no food
>has electricity
>has internet service
Fuck off
>>717123740
what the fuck is she so happy about
hi every1 im new!!!!!!! holds up spork my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me _… im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!!
DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again _^ hehe…toodles!!!!!
love and waffles,
t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m
Since we can be totally random...
There's a baby in my house, my sister's kid.
I have a dog, and the little shit slapped my dog in the face twice.
My dog is COMPLETELY triggered and wants to MURDER the baby.
How do a make peace between both parties?
>>717126018
hit both of them with a hammer
>>717126197
I agree. With a greater enemy they both must face, they shall merge forces.
>>717124785
Hi Katy, nice to meet you! I'm sure you'll make lots of great friends here, we are all best pals!!! :)
>>717119868
not this shit again fuck
>>717126464
>>717126197
That wasn't a joke, that actually happened and i actually don't know what to do.
>>717114675
>>717127921
Will you be my cheese wife?
>>717128035
You cheddar believe it!
>>717128117
SYSTEM MALFUNCTION
me in the fur
>>717119777
>Philippines
>>717124595
kek at the filename
get trips
>>717128364
daww
>>717123740
That's my fetish!
>>717128640
>>717128463
sauce? I'm in love
>>717119868
she didn't put her face on properly that morning
>>717119777
The full version of this is pretty difficult to watch.
>>717119777
>>717124555
look at 'em trips boi
>>717129024
Apparently Britney friendo
Watch me get these dubbies
How many of you fuckers knew Halibut looked so fucked up?
pic related
>>717129324
FUCKING WHY
Peyote is one hell of a drink :)
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